The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Stark was still in the atmosphere of a pleasant conversation with Sirius, even though he was forcibly carried back to school by Ma Linglong, to be honest, he had never been so embarrassed in front of his friends, after being carried by his girlfriend neck, carried away like a bag.Stark swore that he would return all the grievances he had suffered in the past few days, God or Merlin witnessed.

He ignored Ma Linglong's almost naked appearance in front of him. It is naturally difficult for a cat to have a physiological reaction to human nudity, and what's more, he just wants to talk about interesting topics with his new friends now.

"Are you angry?" After Ma Linglong came out of the bathroom, she wiped her body a little bit. Wearing a red hollow pajamas, she hugged Stark into her wet arms.

"Don't get my hair wet." Stark complained, but didn't intend to leave there.

Ma Linglong kissed the top of his head: "This is not Iron Man's territory, and I don't think you really know how to catch mice, so, get rid of unrealistic thoughts, you haven't even solved your own problems."

If Stark were still a human, he would have enjoyed this voluptuous intimacy, but as a cat, a cat who might not be so young, not even in heat, Stark was the first time to Ma Linglong. The naked upper body is indifferent.

"I like your body temperature." Stark rubbed his furry head against Ma Linglong's chin, "and the scent of bath liquid." He stretched limply, but Stark didn't Going to sleep, it's night, he's slept enough during the day, "I guess you don't know that Big Dog likes you, although he hides himself well, but I can feel it, I thought he would put me as a rival."

"What do you want to express?" Ma Linglong stroked his hair.

"It's great that you don't understand cat language," said Stark, wagging his tail.

Ma Linglong thought about it, turned into a bat, and in order to facilitate simple communication with Stark: "You are really incomprehensible." She said, "Obviously you always show a harsh side to your friends, why do you treat Black? Have so much patience with Lupine?"

Stark couldn't help stretching out his paws to pat her, but Ma Linglong wasn't sure if he did it on purpose or unconsciously.

"A good question." Stark retracted his paws, licked the fur on his chest a few times, and said, "Maybe it's because I wanted to raise a dog since I was a child?" He said this answer indiscriminately, and then Added, "I think maybe, I can smell friendliness from them, and I can be sure that they really like being with me, and not just wanting to take advantage of me."

Stark was born in an extremely superior family, not only the material conditions brought by money, but also the avant-garde thinking of scientists and a genius brain different from ordinary people.Both his father and mother were luminaries in the scientific world, and Howard was eventually tamed by Stark's mother after half a century of flirting (this is how Howard himself describes it).

In the field of science, their husband and wife are unmatched, but they are lacking in educating their sons.

Don't expect a witch godmother to bring much normal life guidance to Stark, let alone she has been dormant beside Voldemort, and her personality is somewhat dark and depressed.

Stark learned a lot of adult ideas from his father since he was a child. He admired Howard until the day he was sent to boarding school. He matured earlier than his peers and could see through the intention of the other party approaching him at a glance. He had no friends. It's because he's too smart and conceited.He is very aware of his own value and he thinks he doesn't need friends at all. Stark treats every guy who gets close to him in the most unacceptable way to get along with them. "The person whose surname came from.

So in the end, fewer and fewer people stayed with him.

Perhaps the appearance of Ethan changed some of Stark's stubborn thoughts, and of course Ma Linglong also contributed a little, but the reason why Stark easily reached an agreement with Sirius and Lupine was the fact that he had cats. After the senses.He can easily get every signal that moves in the air, no matter whether he likes him or hates him, he can intuitively and truly transmit it to his brain through his sense of smell.

This feeling was especially evident when he saw Snape, and the reason he wanted to tickle him was probably because he felt threatened by Snape.

Stark guessed that Sirius and Lupine must have similar methods of obtaining information, after all, they also have animal sides.So they hit it off right away, and unabashedly expressed their love for each other.

Stark really hopes that when he turns back into a human, he can still retain this skill. Just by standing opposite a person, he can clearly feel whether the other person wants his life or buys him a drink.

Ma Linglong flew onto Stark's back, and the soft and thick long hair was very comfortable to lie on. She didn't have Stark's feeling. No matter in human or animal form, Ma Linglong was equally sensitive.

"Honestly, I didn't expect so many benefits of being a cat." Stark said, "I can hear other people's heartbeats, feel whether they are happy or angry, including sadness. I can also see some weird things. Floaters slowly passed in front of me." He started licking the fur on the back of his hand with his tongue like a real cat, "Hey, let me say, do you know why cats always like to lick their fur?"

"Because I'm bored." Ma Linglong said casually.

"No, in order to receive messages, I also thought that cats lick their fur because they are too boring. After all, people don't lick their fur." ​​Stark said while licking, "I received a lot of messages today, guess what I am doing now ?”

"Of course it's hair licking."

"It's reading messages, baby, just like we read emails." Stark licked one side and then the other, "I know there is a female ghost in the girls' bathroom on the second floor of the teaching area, her The crying sound was awful, I said, why don't you go and save her?" [The Crying Myrtle]

Ma Linglong's black eyes flashed a strange brilliance, and she moved from Stark's hairy back to the top of his head: "Did Lupine tell you, or Black?"

"What?" Stark felt the pressure on the top of his head, he subconsciously shook his neck, "No, I found it myself." He said proudly, "There are other ghosts, haven't you seen them, as long as I stretched out my paws to them, and they flew away screaming, and when you hugged me, you only focused on pinching my ass, right?" [Note 1]

Ma Linglong jumped from Stark's body in front of him in disbelief, she really didn't pay attention to Stark's small movements, Ma Linglong was used to seeing ghosts avoiding her.

When Stark subconsciously stretched out his paw to pat her, Ma Linglong said, "If you dare to do that, I'll put you in a cage right away."

Stark cleverly retracted his paws to his mouth, as if he had planned to do so, and licked his little pink tongue a few times: "You can threaten me as much as you want, little witch, when I turn back into a human... ..."

"Something's wrong." Ma Linglong said to him.

"There's nothing wrong," Stark said nonchalantly. "It's winter and I'm not in heat, I mean, cats are not in heat. I can't get an erection right now, but after tomorrow I think we can Have some excitement on this big bed, and hope your room is soundproof enough."

"Not this." Ma Linglong said, she wanted to become a human, so as to prevent Stark from always trying to tease her instinct with his claws, but in that state, she couldn't understand Stark's meaning , "Your reaction is not normal."

"I said, it's winter now, if it's spring..."

"Not all cats are like you..." Ma Linglong tried to find a suitable word.

"Why, there are cats in heat in winter?"

"It has nothing to do with heat." Ma Linglong said quickly, "Not all cats are as sensitive as you."

"So you have to admit that I am the most special cat in the world." He flicked his tail and puffed out his snow-white chest, as if looking down on the king of the world, "Look, even if I am a cat, I am unique very clever cat."

"It's a bit too special." Ma Linglong changed back, she quickly changed her clothes, and hugged Stark.

"Hey, wait, what are you doing!" Stark screamed sharply, "You're going to put me in a cage? I didn't do anything, hey, if you really put me in a cage, I swear I'll tie you up and fuck you!"

"Okay, calm down." Ma Linglong patted his butt, "I'll take you to meet another 'cat'."

Stark's difference was beyond Ma Linglong's comprehension. Although she really didn't study cats much, she at least knew that a Muggle shouldn't be so shrewd after becoming an animal.Stark himself was unquestionably brilliant, but a man's brain was no match for a cat's.Transforming water is made for the wizard system. Even if Stark is not harmed by the potion, he should become a real cat. He may retain human consciousness, but it should never be so clear.

Just like an Animagus!

Except that Stark can't speak human language, everything else is similar to Animagus.

"It's really special." Professor McGonagall checked Stark's body, especially the gemstone on his chest, where faint energy was faintly released, she stared at the gemstone and said, "I've never seen such a situation."

Ma Linglong brought Stark to Professor McGonagall's office, and of course her dormitory. McGonagall is an absolute expert on cats. She can not only speak cat language, but also communicate with lions and tigers.

"Is it because of the reactor?" Ma Linglong said, pointing to the blue gem, "It wasn't a gem at the beginning, but a radiation device embedded in his chest. Stark was not in a good state before his transformation. , his blood palladium concentration exceeded the standard."

Professor McGonagall looked at the place Ma Linglong pointed to in confusion: "Maybe." She didn't know what a reactor was, nor did she know what palladium was. "But, maybe not exactly."

She walked to a cabinet, Ma Linglong thought that Professor McGonagall would bring out a prop to explain this special phenomenon, obviously Stark knew what this elegant lady was going to show.He let out a soft cry of joy, his eyes narrowed into a slit.

"Cat biscuits?" Ma Linglong couldn't help but laugh.

"You don't seem to be planning to feed Mr. Stark anything, are you?" Professor McGonagall cast an accusing look at Ma Linglong through her glasses, "I'm curious how you raise bats."

"It looks for food by itself." Ma Linglong said, she looked at Stark, "Why didn't you tell me you were hungry?"

"I'll forget about being hungry when I'm with you." Stark ate the cat biscuits on the plate, "You know, I didn't starve myself for a day or two, I just never told you about it."

Professor McGonagall said with a hint of envy: "He trusts you so much." McGonagall thought of her former love, and also thought of her father, if they could have half of Stark's tolerance, or accept the unknown In her heart, maybe her current life will be much more fun.

Professor McGonagall adjusted his emotions and said, "How much do you know about your mother, Anthony."

"Maria?" Stark licked his mouth, and then he took a sip of milk (in fact, Stark hated milk before he became a cat), "She is a biologist who studies genetic cells, he and I My father was 35 years old when I met him."

"I don't mean that." Professor McGonagall said, "Her surname is White, Maria White." [Note 2]

Stark stopped eating. He thought for about ten seconds before he nodded uncertainly. Stark had to admit that he should feel ashamed that he couldn't give an affirmative response in the first place.This cannot be blamed on him, since Stark was born, he only knew his mother's name was "Maria Stark", and he didn't pay much attention to the surname.

Ma Linglong was stunned for a moment: "Hannah's surname is also White." The surnames of Westerners are not likely to be repeated, and they seem to regard the surname as their own unique label.But Hannah asked Ma Linglong to keep this secret for her. In fact, she told everyone that she was the name of another fallen family of pure-blood wizards from Germany.

"Yes." Professor McGonagall said, "They are relatives. Hannah is Maria's sister, not her own sister, but a distant relative. They are related by blood. But Maria didn't know about it at first, she I always thought they were just very close friends."

Stark became excited, or maybe uneasy, his tail wagging wildly.

"Unbelievable." Ma Linglong said.

"Not many people know about this." Professor McGonagall said to Ma Linglong with a regretful tone, "You know, Hannah has been undercover with 'that person' all year round, and she doesn't want anyone to find her And Muggle relatives, she asked Dumbledore to make herself a fully pure-blooded wizard. To get closer to 'the one', she was, in fact, half-blood and her mother was a Muggle."

It was only after Hannah's death that it became known that he had a Muggle godson, which should have been investigated after being suspected by Voldemort.

"So Stark..."

"No, he's not a wizard," interrupted Professor McGonagall. "He's not gifted for it, not even a Squib."

"This sounds a bit depressing." Stark said, "Ms. McGonagall, you mean, my godmother is not only a wizard, she is also my mother's sister, so I should be able to be a wizard too? "

"Far away." McGonagall corrected him, "Anthony, wizards are born, not cultivated."

"But he is indeed very special." Ma Linglong said, "Stark does not reject potions, and he still retains a complete human mind after turning into a cat."

McGonagall shook his head noncommittally: "Maybe it's a coincidence, if he is a wizard, or a squib, he will receive notifications from magic schools, admission notifications, and notifications of inability to enroll, whether it is Hogwarts or Ilphmony .”

"It's really a memorable day, isn't it?" Stark said to Ma Linglong, "I almost became a wizard."

"No, Anthony, there are no almost wizards, you are not a wizard, you are just a relative of a wizard." Professor McGonagall tried to correct Stark's concept, "But I have to say that Hannah loves you very much, and she also loves you." Wished you were a wizard at one point, but you grew up more interested in batteries and stuff like that."

"I guess you mean the circuit board." Stark said to Ma Linglong, "I think we can implement that plan, after all, I am a special cat."

"What plan?" Professor McGonagall asked warily.

"The plan to train Stark to speak human language." Ma Linglong hugged Stark, "Excuse me, professor, good night."

"Don't make a bad idea, Linglong." Professor McGonagall seemed to be able to see through Ma Linglong's mind at a glance, "Since both of you are unruly, I think you must still remember that the dementors are outside the school, if you act rashly……"

"I promise not." Ma Linglong said, and she quickly exited the room.

Meg obviously didn't believe the girl's assurances.

"That's great!" Stark exclaimed, but at this moment Ma Linglong couldn't understand what he was saying, but he knew without thinking that Stark must be in a state of excitement, "I have to check it when I get back, I How many distant relatives does my mother have, if one of them is a wizard, wow!"

"Be quiet." Ma Linglong held up her wand and lit the tip, "Everyone is asleep."

"Yes, see, those paintings, they are interesting, and they snore." Stark's vision in the dark is excellent, "every painting moves, it reminds me of your bar, baby, Those paintings you hang on the second floor of the bar, do they also move. Well, you don’t understand again, but that’s okay. I want you to hang all the paintings that move in our studio. Pep's old art auctions are much cooler."

Walking around the corner, Ma Linglong saw a bright light not far ahead, and there seemed to be two people standing there.

"It's the smell of snot," Stark said.

Snape was patrolling the corridors of the student dormitory a few minutes ago. He caught Harry who left the dormitory without permission. Snape was holding a piece of brown brown paper in his hand, which was confiscated from Harry's pocket. He knew it was a piece of paper with an invisibility spell, but he couldn't solve the mystery on it. [The plot of Ha 3 movie]

"Snape." Ma Linglong stopped Snape before he was about to say something worse to Harry.

And Harry felt he had been redeemed.

"What are you doing here?" Snape asked, his face as ugly as ever.

"That's exactly what I want to ask." Ma Linglong saw the familiar roll of parchment.

It's the Marauder's Map!

Ma Linglong is too familiar with that one, when James and Sirius drew it, she added by the side: "Are you going to deduct points for him?" She didn't need to hide her emotions too much, Ma Linglong Even when excited, there will not be much reaction.

"It's not just points deducted," Snape said. "He was wandering the corridors by himself, holding an old piece of parchment in his hand."

"I asked him to give me the parchment." Ma Linglong handed Stark to Harry, "Hold."

"Hey, hey, I don't want a man to hug me." Stark broke free from Harry and jumped to the ground, "You are not gentle enough for your little lover, Linglong, it seems that you don't like him at all, do you?" Stark Ke squatted between Ma Linglong and Snape as if watching a show.

"I asked Potter to bring me this parchment. We have an appointment to meet here during the day." She turned to Harry, "Is that right?"

"Yes." Harry said with feigned innocence, "Sorry, Professor Lillian, I wasn't on time."

"It doesn't matter." Ma Linglong forced Snape to have nothing to say with lame lies, "give it to me, you don't want that thing, it's a relic of James Potter."

Harry was startled suddenly.

So did Snape, but he obviously didn't believe it: "The writing on it..." When he used his wand to reveal the contents of the parchment, a few lines of writing appeared on the surface of the scroll, which made him furious.

"Mr. Moonface paid his respects to Professor Snape, and asked him not to poke his abnormally big nose into other people's business." Ma Linglong said, "Is this what you want to say? Or, you want to Keep listening, I don't think you want to hear more, I repeat the sentence about your bad words. You see, this is a prank on you, who else likes to do this to you except Potter Come on, don't you want to take it home as a souvenir?"

The writing on the parchment in Snape's hand was still glowing. He was dubious about Ma Linglong's words, but he had no choice but to show it to her, because it did seem to be related to James Potter. After all, he It was from Harry: "It's not in line with the school rules for you to ask Harry out at this time." Snape soon realized that he had said something nonsense, he glanced at Harry, and then stared at Harry with disgust. Looking at Stark, "Look at him."

Ma Linglong wasn't sure whether Snape meant Stark or Harry by "he", but whoever it was, at least Snape didn't delve too deeply into the parchment.If he took the Marauder's Map back to his office, with Snape's current ability, he could completely destroy the invisibility spell on the surface of the map.

"Follow me." Ma Linglong said to Harry, "Also, 10 points will be deducted from Gryffindor."

Back in Ma Linglong's office, Stark jumped onto the desk first, stepped on the cashmere blanket, and lay down.

Harry noticed the sapphire on Stark's chest and looked at it curiously.

"Who gave it to you." Ma Linglong raised the Marauder's Map in his hand.

"Spice shop," said Harry, who had lied. 【Note 3】

"If the condiment store sells the Marauder's Map, Hogwarts will be in chaos." Ma Linglong said, "Another 10 points will be deducted from Gryffindor. The last time, who gave it to you."

Stark squinted his eyes and purred: "Baby, be patient with your children. If our children make mistakes in the future, you have to be gentle."

"You know it is?" Harry asked in surprise.

"I know it is." Ma Linglong replied flatly.

"Fred and George." Harry had to be honest, "Can you not give them points?"

Ma Linglong thought for a few seconds, this was something she never expected, the Marauder's Map was in the hands of the twins, no wonder they always escaped the sight of Filch and other teachers when they violated the school rules.Ma Linglong guessed that they didn't tell her the existence of the map to show off their abilities, and didn't want her to think that they were relying on the map.

"What are you doing in the corridor at this time." Ma Linglong continued to ask, "The access control time has been advanced, I think you know."

Harry hesitated for a moment, and when Ma Linglong was about to deduct another 10 points, he hurriedly said: "The map may be broken." He said that Harry was not annoyed that he was deducted 20 points, because if it was According to Snape, he may have lost 50 points, "I saw a person on it, I'm not sure if it was him, but the map showed that he was just where I was standing, and I walked face to face with him, Nothing was found."

Harry's so-called walking face to face should refer to the names shown on the Marauder's Map, Harry Potter and another person he was curious about.

"Who?" Ma Linglong hoped it wasn't Sirius.

Harry said uncertainly, "Peter Pettigrew."

For a moment, Ma Linglong really wanted to tell Harry to get out of here so as not to interfere with her work, and Stark obviously felt the same, because he had already stood up.

"Professor Lillian." Harry said, his expression filled with hatred, "Blake killed my parents. They were friends. He also killed Peter Pettigrew. There is no way Peter Pettigrew's name appears on the map. Is it right?"

Maybe Ma Linglong should have hinted something to Harry, but she didn't, before the evidence appeared: "The Marauder's Map can never be wrong, maybe it's just that you read it wrong, that's all for today, go back to your dormitory, now."

"But..." He looked at the map.

"Confiscated."

"Is it really my father's relic?"

"No." Ma Linglong said,

It was the common property of several of them back then.

After Harry left, Ma Linglong spread out the map on the table, and she quickly searched for the name of "Peter Pettigrew".

"Hey, what is this, there is something moving on it." Stark jumped at the moving names.

Ma Linglong kissed the top of Stark's head: "Want to play a game of cat and mouse?"

The author has something to say: [Note 1]: It is said that cats are messengers from hell. Not all cats can scare away the undead. This means that Nini cat is very special.

[Note 2]: It seems that neither the movie nor the comics have stated what Maria's original surname is. This is fabricated by the author. If readers know, I can modify it~

[Condiment Shop]: A shop selling prank magic props in Hogsmeade Village