The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Stark was sitting in front of the bar, looking around boredly, he was dressed very sexy today, as if he was back in his 20s.The tight leather pants wrapped his pretty buttocks, and even the groin was looming.To be honest, the friction of the leather made him feel uncomfortable. Those were the pants he wore ten years ago. At that time, his figure was much thinner than now, not because he is gaining weight now.Stark was on drugs at the time, and the drugs took away his health, so he was ridiculously skinny.

Stark adjusted to the discomfort by wiggling his hips every few minutes, hoping that Marinlon would later act surprised at his sacrifice.

Stark looked at those drinkers, and suddenly felt a familiar feeling. It seemed that they were the same group of people two days ago. It seemed that they hadn't even changed their clothes. They were still sitting in the same place, drinking the same beer, and the bald head was there. , he stared at Stark viciously as if he was about to come over and punch him right away.

Well, that's no surprise, maybe they're keeping the bar from closing down.He has to thank the old customers for maintaining the bar business, right? If it weren't for them, maybe Ma Linglong would have started a more dangerous business long ago.

He raised his glass to Bald Bob, pretending to be friendly.

The reason why Stark appeared here again was because Ma Linglong didn't go to his villa. In fact, Stark also forgot that today is the day of the second date with the girl, although he was still looking forward to whether there would be further details today. Progress, like a kiss on the mouth or something.But he was not idle either. Stark had been in a state of high excitement for the past two days, and he devoted himself to a new job to study new armor.He survived for one day and two days. If Jarvis hadn't reminded Stark that he had an appointment with a beautiful woman today, Stark would still be immersed in his own world and work hard.

He thanked the smart housekeeper for automatically remarking this important information, and reminded his master three hours in advance that he should take a bath. Stark specially reserved a senior chef, who would stay in the kitchen the whole time and provide a couple Fresh delicacies, of course beautiful western pastries, as well as premium red wine.

Stark found that he had never planned a romantic dinner for a date so carefully. He usually ate out with his female partner, and of course it was also in a high-end venue.But different from this time, he was looking forward to the display of his results, but worried that Ma Linglong would dislike him. That kind of mood made him excited and nervous.

He picked out an expensive suit, Stark's reliance on formal attire made him feel secure.Then came the dark red bow tie. He guessed that Ma Linglong would definitely appear in a red dress, and the dark red bow tie matched her just right.

However, even during the waiting period, Stark did not forget to screw the bolts on the mechanical legs of Mark 2, and at the same time made a flight test, which failed, with a slight scratch on his cheek.He had the misfortune of falling on his face, which was pretty bad indeed, and he wanted to put his best face on his girl.

Stark immediately gave up the test and went to the bathroom to take a shower, smoothed his hair with hairspray, and then sprayed a little anti-stasis potion.To mask the smell of the potion, he chose another strong men's fragrance, which he sprayed around his neck.

Stark's plan is that if the kiss can be carried out smoothly tonight, he hopes that Ma Linglong can indulge in the cologne, even if the smell is a bit strong, it doesn't matter, it is better than being deprived of the atmosphere by the smell of the potion.Stark had everything ready, even a condom, which he kept in the inside pocket of his suit, which was easily accessible.

Until six o'clock in the evening, not only did Ma Linglong not show up as scheduled, but she didn't even answer the phone. Stark asked Jarvis to dial the number dozens of times until the voice said that the other party had turned off the phone.

Stark himself is not punctual, he does not need to be punctual, because the partners will wait in line for him and dare not express any complaints.So he has never had the experience of waiting for anyone, today is the first time, Stark is not angry, well, he is a little angry, but he will not lose his temper because of it.

He packed his entire dinner (with the help of the chef) and drove to the bar with wine.

He was received by the waiters at the bar. They said that Lilian was resting and it was inconvenient to see guests.

Stark didn't leave immediately. If it was before, someone told him so, he would have left without looking back.But now, he didn't do that. He sat at the bar in a regular manner, waiting for the opportunity to meet.

"Tony, what do you think of my concoction?" Dany pressed his chest against Stark's arm.

"Very good, ma'am, very good." Stark moved his arm to the side and smiled. "It's got a milliliter of agave in it, I guess."

"Yes, you are amazing, you are the first guest to drink tequila." Dany moved closer, and Stark could not avoid it, "Call me Dani, or Britney, Tony , I really like you."

"Okay, Dani Tiantian, you are very beautiful, and you are also my type. In the past, I would not be willing to reject a lady like you. But not now, I have someone I like, and I am pursuing her , I don't want her to see things she doesn't want to see happen. She is a serious girl, if there is a misunderstanding, I don't think she will listen to my explanation, and I don't want to attribute the mistake to the woman. " Stark knew how to flirt, and even more how to refuse, "I'm sorry, Dani, I hope this doesn't make you feel sad, you certainly have no shortage of men to pursue."

Dai Ni smiled, and curled up a lock of hair on her chest with her fingers: "Is the person you're talking about my boss?"

"That's her." Stark glanced up at the door at the top of the metal steps.

"You don't look like a man who would like that kind of girl. You should like mature ones, right? I can see that you like me." Dany was about to hang herself on Stark's shoulders, "No one Will know, Tony, and the boss won't know, you and me, we go to the kitchen..."

"Danny, listen to me, I had some incidents with your boss, so it has nothing to do with your body shape." Stark paused, "It still has something to do with her body is also very good." He left the seat, Subtly move yourself to a curved sofa near the bar.

Dai Ni wanted to say something, but Ashali came over with a beer tray: "If you don't want to be kicked out by the boss, I advise you to stay away from him."

"Middle school students, go aside!"

Stark found that Azalie was still there, she seemed to be working very happily, her delicate body shuttled among the men, and no one seemed to pay attention to her.He was a little relieved, at least for the time being, no one would complain about the fact that the bar owner hired minors to work in the bar.

He didn't intend to persuade Ashali anymore. Her willingness to stay here means that her family must be unhappy. Maybe she doesn't even have a family. At least she is using her own way to gain financial independence, and Ma Linglong seems to be a reasonable person. Good boss.

Stark took a sip of the cocktail, and his eyes were attracted by the owl on the bar. He remembered that there were no furry things there just now.He rarely saw animals in the bar, and they were placed on the conspicuous bar counter. He remembered that there was only a wooden shelf when he came last time.Stark thought it was just an abstract art, and it turned out to be an owl.

He got up from the sofa and walked back to the bar.

The furball stared at the human in front of it with round eyes, and Stark also stared at it for a long time.

"What's the matter, do you want a drink too?"

Ma Linglong didn't mean to break her promise, just this morning, she was about to go to bed. She had been busy all night yesterday, so it was time for her to get enough sleep for her date with Stark in the evening.

The police came to the door untimely, because a missing persons case was solved last night, and the location was a cemetery tens of kilometers away from the bar.A middle-aged man and another young woman died outside a villa inside at the same time. Later, the identity of the woman was confirmed to be the daughter of the dead man. The two planned to visit relatives in Philadelphia.

Their car was salvaged from a nearby small lake, and there were no signs of a fight in the car.

When the corpses were found, they all had their eyes open, their pale faces, and their dead faces were ugly.Ma Linglong was the only resident in this neighborhood, so she should be questioned.Without thinking too much, she knew the cause of the father and daughter's death. They had their souls sucked away by the evil spirits in the cemetery, and they must have played tricks on them during their lifetime.

Dai Ni told Ma Linglong that the father and daughter visited the bar a few weeks ago and bought a dozen beers. Dai Ni even reminded them not to drink and drive.

At that time, Ma Linglong had not returned from Afghanistan, and Dai Ni thought that after the ghost in the cemetery reached an agreement with Ma Linglong, it would be impossible to kill people for no reason.Dai Ni swears to God, she repeatedly reminded the father and daughter not to stop in the middle of the road, unless they drove out of the town, and the father and daughter actually did not plan to visit the scenery along the way, they were in a hurry, even waiting for Dai Ni to find Zero had no free time and hurried on the road.

After the police left, Ma Linglong immediately came to the cemetery. She planned to negotiate with the most authoritative elder among them, and she wanted to find out why they violated the agreement.But all the ghosts hid and avoided seeing them, and the bolder ones even made sarcastic remarks, such as humans hurrying to get out or something.

Soon, they regretted it. Ma Linglong almost leveled that place. She should have done so earlier, but at that time, she had a little more sympathy than now, and they were not as rude as they are now, although she and They fought a battle.

Ma Linglong used all kinds of violent magic spells to destroy most of the buildings, and pulled out their bones from the ground and burned them. The blue flame full of magic power can not only burn the bones to nothing, but also eliminate them. The power of weak evil spirits, smoke them out of hiding.

She recited the spell of salvation and forcibly sent some of the weaker evil spirits to hell.

Finally, she finally got the chance to negotiate.

The elder evil spirit appeared in front of her angrily, and told her that the mysterious people were coming back, and that they could feel the power of darkness ready to move.They were no longer afraid of her, they were going to take back their place, they were going to dominate the terror that was theirs.

Ma Linglong didn't finish listening to the roar of the ghosts before clearing out the rest, because they kept roaring as if they didn't intend to have a good chat, and Ma Linglong wanted to go home and sleep a little bit.Moreover, she knew who the mysterious person it was talking about was that Voldemort's evil breath was always a delicious meal for evil spirits.

She finally understood why they dared to create illusions to lure Stark two days ago. Obviously, these guys didn't know that Ma Linglong was also in the car at the time, maybe they knew it, but they were deliberately provoking.Ma Linglong was born to deal with them, her body and mind would not be harmed by supernatural forces like spirits.

The evil spirit violated the peace agreement signed with her, and the result of the breach was already written in the original contract.

Now, they have completely disappeared from the town. There may be a few remnants in other places, but they are no longer a threat. After five years, the town will welcome residents again.In other words, Ma Linglong might not be able to enjoy a peaceful life for long.

However, even if she managed to eliminate this group of terrifying guys, she had consumed a lot of energy, and Ma Linglong needed more than ten hours of sleep to recover her strength.She fell asleep after returning to the bar, completely forgetting the agreement with Stark tonight, and by the time the little bat chirped in her ear to wake her up, Stark had already paid Azalie the first tip.

Another hundred dollars.

Ma Linglong didn't have the time to put on makeup, she had only slept for less than two hours, and her head was still dizzy, she reluctantly got up from the bed, put on a decent dress: "Are you here?", dialed Got Stark's number

"Hey, baby Linglong, you said you would come to my villa tonight, but you were sleeping." After entering the bar, Stark knew about Ma Linglong's condition through Azali's explanation. Says her boss has a cold and needs to recuperate.She had already notified Ma Linglong, and hoped that he could wait for a while.

"I'm a little tired, so cancel the plan." Ma Linglong said weakly, "I will make it up to you."

"I'm at the bar." Stark said, "I brought our dinner over, do you want to eat it, I guess you must not have dinner."

After a long time, a weak voice came from the other end of the phone: "Bring it up."

"You mean your room?" Stark glanced up. "Above the stairs?"

"Yes." Ma Linglong said.

Putting the condom on was the right thing to do, Stark thought.

He stepped on the metal plate to go upstairs, and the music and the human voice appeared strangely, but he didn't care, his mind was full of Ma Linglong in sexy pajamas, and he guessed that the arrangement inside the door should be full of color. Qing taste.Stark knocked on the door and found that it was made of wood instead of iron. Just when he was about to make a sound, the door opened automatically.

Stark was holding a three-layer stainless steel insulated lunch box with both hands, and with red wine under his armpits, he put his knees against the crack of the door and squeezed his body in.As soon as he arrived at the door, there was a scent. Stark thought it should be called a scent. He couldn't judge the source of the smell, but he felt that it must not be perfume or fragrance.

"You can't imagine what I brought here, baby." Stark was about to add some adjectives to the food, but was stunned by the picture in front of him.

This is a room that is four or five times larger than he imagined. There is plenty of light in the room. The light source comes from the chandeliers and floor lamps on the roof. Those chandeliers are composed of milky white lanterns. Candle shaped light bulb.

The beige walls are covered with Chinese calligraphy and paintings, and a wooden screen stands in the center of the room to block the view behind. A little strange snake), on the left side of the screen is a log table, on which there is a piece of earth-colored tissue paper and a black inkstone (Stark does not know what this black lump is), and in the pen holder Inserted three brushes.

Behind this table is a whole wall of antique racks, and each grid is occupied by an item.

Stark froze for a few seconds and then retreated from the room. He looked downstairs, the drinkers were talking and laughing, but no one paid attention to him, so he returned to the room.

Below and above are two completely different worlds.

Stark quickly noticed the dressing table, he had never seen such a wooden cabinet, if it wasn't because it was full of women's cosmetics, he certainly wouldn't think of him as a dressing table.It was also made of wood, with three drawers, many dark patterns carved on the surface, and the mirror was yellow, like copper.Stark stepped forward to take a look, and suspected that it was actually a distorting mirror, and the bronze mirror pulled his face to a ridiculous length.

Stark turned around and found the source of the aroma. A purple sand incense burner was emitting white smoke slowly into the sky. He blew on it, and the white smoke scattered into the air.

"Interesting (Iing)." Stark put the stainless steel lunch box on the wooden table, followed by wine.

"I thought you'd find this weird."

Ma Linglong's voice suddenly sounded, Stark was startled, he turned around, and relaxed after seeing the owner of the voice: "It's a bit strange." He said, looking around, "When I was very young, I went to Crossing Chinatown, there is a shop opened by a Chinese that is very similar to this place.”

It was an old shop for buying antiques, and it was not like this place, but Stark judged from the eyes of a foreigner that they were 80.00% similar.

"I've been sleeping and didn't notice the time." Ma Linglong didn't intend to explain these antique arrangements to Stark. She came from the "Juxian Guild Hall" in Kunlun Mountains, the name of the Chinese magic school (actually called Shu in China) not magic, but the principles are similar), and most of the Chinese students who leave there (and a few foreign exchange students) will follow the arrangement habits in the school dormitory.

"It's okay." I have to admit, being here, Stark felt uncomfortable, as if he had come to a different dimension, "I mean, we're going to eat here, right?"

"I'm not hungry." She used a calm tone to cover up the joy in her heart. She was actually happy to see him.

"Okay..." The impact of the environment made Stark a little short of words, and he didn't know what to say to ease his current mood.A few minutes ago, he was still thinking about how to lure Ma Linglong to make out with him, but now, he has no feeling at all.

Ma Linglong saw that the other party was out of control, and said, "But we can drink something, maybe after a while, I'll be hungry?"

"Yes, that's right." Stark seemed to have finally found the target, and couldn't wait to show himself, quickly grabbed the red wine bottle, "Romaneeti (Romaneeti), the best red wine."【Note】

The author has something to say: [Romanee-Conti]: One of the oldest wine gardens in France, some of its wines can be bought for 100 million.

Yesterday I saw a message saying that the oriental school of magic in the HP world is in Japan, and there is no magic school in China. I would like to complain about this point of view.

China has been around for 5000 years. As the birthplace of world culture, our myths and metaphysics such as magic and divination have been detailed and complicated since the United Kingdom was still in an unknown country, and Japan was still a small island. complete system.The reason why Aunt Rowling didn’t mention China in HP was because the western countries knew nothing about China at that time. She even portrayed Chinese dragons as Western dragons in the Goblet of Fire of Kazakhstan 4. Looking at Chinese myths and stories , even Yinglong with wings has the body of a long snake instead of a dinosaur, but this will not affect our liking for HP.

At the time of Aunt Rowling, she only knew that China was extremely backward. Of course, many foreigners now think the same way, because foreign media always avoid the good parts when promoting China, and even our compatriots think that the moon in foreign countries is big and big. round.

Therefore, if there is magic in this world, then China's magic schools are definitely the top ones, and they must be the authoritative place for magic practice in Asia rather than Japan.The school can be Kunlun or Penglai or any familiar fairyland, but it will definitely not be Hong Kong.

For Aunt Rowling, she is more familiar with Japan, so she thinks that as long as there are magic schools in Japan, it is enough. This shows that she has no understanding at all and has no intention of learning about Chinese history in the past. This is not surprising, as foreigners are like this.

But that is a foreigner, and I am not a foreigner, so it is impossible for my article with magic as the background to make Chinese magic schools worthless.From my personal point of view, Chinese magic and Western magic form a separate system. Whoever is stronger depends on the caster himself. I don’t think Chinese magic is necessarily stronger than Western magic, but Chinese magic is definitely more difficult to learn. , as unfathomable as China's cultural heritage.

In addition, it is very wise for the person who left the message to leave a message without logging in to the account.