As a coser, I passed through before I finished my makeup

When you already have the intention to cosplay, you must be mentally prepared.Especially since I already have practical experience, so I will definitely come up with a good character this time.

I made an appointment with Jiyou for the next day's comic exhibition. I looked at Osamu Dazai's cosplay suit I had bought before, and contacted Jiyou decisively to change his role.I want to be a little angel, powerful and not black, whether it is the main story or the if line, in case of passing through, there is a discussion, if a certain little rabbit who kills a thousand knives "slaughters"——

I can't take it, I really can't take it.

The clothes with the ceiling of combat power are still comfortable to wear.I was really careful this time. Not only did I prepare RMB in cash, I carried my mobile phone with me anytime and anywhere, and I even exchanged some Japanese yen just in case.

However, it seems that I am thinking too much.From putting on make-up to serving the way, and finally entering the exhibition hall, nothing happened. I even queued up to buy a double-black notebook drawn by a wife and a life-sized Dazai pillow!

There is one thing to say, I am actually a Chinese chef, even if I eat double black, I still love Chinese food more!But I couldn't grab that Nakaya to the pillow.That's right, it's Jiyou, the butcher, who insists on robbing me, hum!

Forget it, I happen to be doing cp business with my friends too, so if I hug Zaizi, it's also suitable for him to hug him.The two of us are handsome, relaxed, and have a high degree of restoration—so there are many people around us. In order to better business, Jiyou had an idea, took off the windbreaker and put it on me.

Sure enough, there was a scream.

But there are two coats on the body—hmph, do you really think you can wear them? Is there any Two-dimensional metaphysics? I fasten the inner one with a pin, but what about the outer one?

How about—change it?

Anyway, it’s different from the height difference between Shuanghei in the original work. My friends and I are about the same height, otherwise we wouldn’t be able to change cosplay costumes.Wearing different coats, and then hugging each other's character's body pillows, the sweetness is bursting!

This is sugar, understand?

Boyfriend shirts...ah, no.It's a boyfriend trench coat.

It's just that the pins need to be fixed a bit. My friend and I found a corner and asked him to help me remove the pins on the shoulders.

Put on beige clothes—hey, don't tell me it's quite suitable.

I tidied up my jacket and looked at the bulging part of Chuya's cosplay jacket my friend was wearing.By the way, my phone and money!

Put it back quickly.

I reached out to pat my friend on the shoulder, and the person in front turned around——

...Who are you?

Why did I suddenly not recognize this face?

I glanced around from the corner of my eye—although there was no feasting, but this kind of dim and ambiguous light, the deck full of cards, several layers of bottles of different colors, and the handsome boy standing in front of the bar...

This is a bar?

And it feels like there are no people, is it a bar that hasn't opened yet?

I'm tired.

"Hey, who's shooting labor and capital..." The person in front who is considered a gay friend——I giao!

The voice sounds so fierce, what should I do!

Do you admit your mistake on the spot!

I'm dead, and I haven't responded yet.After he saw my face, his attitude changed 180 degrees first.

"Master Zhongyuan Zhongyuan!" He gave me a standard Japanese bow, and the flattery on his face almost overflowed, "Why do you have time to come here today?"

How do I answer the call, where is the real baby Zhongye now?If we run into each other all of a sudden, wouldn't I be cool?

Let me think about how to fool you.

"Quick, quick, don't give up your seat to Lord Zhongyuan!" The man led me to the nearest booth, and swiped his hand to get everyone out of the way.The semi-circular booth that can seat four or five people is vacant.Just now that person helped me clean the table, and asked me flatteringly, "Master Zhongyuan is still the same today? Do you want to try the skills of the new bartender in the store?"

I nodded slightly, motioning for him to arrange.

His eyes were erratic, as if he didn't dare to look directly at me—let alone the pillow in my hand.

I don't even dare to look directly at the way I am now!I still come with a body pillow!

I'm sorry, baby Chuya!

——Central Plains Chuya, the wind review was killed.

I twitched my fingertips and felt no control over "gravity" at all.Instead, there was a weird sense of emptiness.

I stroked my beige trench coat...

No way, no way, it can’t be that they all put on Zhongye’s skin or Zaizi’s core!

Why, why do I become a dick every time!

I lowered my head and glanced at the body pillow next to me—the gentle and affectionate Dazai was clearly printed on it. Why did I feel that there was a mockery in his eyes towards me when I looked at it!

I felt like I was offended by a throw pillow.

Moreover, this pillow made my whole body stiff, and I didn’t dare to look at the way other people looked at me—no doubt, it’s the kind of pillow with one side undressed, and the fat is exposed!

Destroy it, hurry up.

I leaned on the soft backrest and rubbed my forehead with one hand. My head hurts. I don’t know how my friend is doing now. Someone suddenly disappeared behind me. He wouldn’t think that I didn’t want to go out of business, would he?

It's all here... After calming down, I also looked away.Speaking of which, I've never been to a bar, I've only seen it in novels—there aren't all disco dancers here, are they?

Fiction lied to me.

But I restrained myself, and closed my eyes and fell asleep.As long as I can't see it, embarrassment can't catch up with me, and you don't talk to me, don't mention anything related to Zhongye Zhongye, I'm afraid of revealing my secrets.

Don't look at the flattering look of that man just now, if I didn't have a good face, he would probably blow my head off.

I would never risk my life.Oh yes, I quickly pinched myself——

No pain, taste right.

After experiencing what was calculated by the world consciousness last time, this time I will definitely pinch every day, be on time, and never fish.Also, I absolutely want to take the script into my own hands this time!

In the last world, there were only five cats and one professional script, AKA Riddler.Then this world is different, there are a lot of good scripts, and there are riddles per capita.

My little heart was pounding, nervous and somewhat excited.

I should be content, isn't the situation this time better than last time? I already have Chuya's face, so I don't have to worry about eating, drinking and living?Can't this be done by just brushing your face!

As long as you can avoid Chuya himself—maybe you should also avoid Mori Ogai, Momiji, Osamu Dazai, Ranpo Neko...and a series of people.

but!As long as I can hold on, I will be able to live a nourishing life.

I picked up the glass and tasted the taste of a beautiful cocktail. This was the first time in my life, and I had to remember it well.

It's not as strong as I imagined, neither bitter nor spicy, but sweet, a bit like a carbonated drink.

Cats agree.jpg.

That is, why did I feel a little dizzy after drinking it...

It seems to be a little hot-what season is it now.Air conditioner, does a bar as big as yours have no air conditioner?

In hindsight, it could have been drinking that was cowardly, or it could be that drinking relieves social phobia—or even triggers social arrogance.

But now, I don't have that kind of consciousness at all, I just feel -- inexplicably happy.

I looked at the pillow next to me and felt more and more pleasing to the eye.

I grabbed the pillow and stuffed it into my arms, because I was afraid that Lu Fatci's side would be seen, so that side was facing down, and when I hugged it, that side was facing the direction that others could see.

——I want to show you my beauty, Osamu Dazai! ?

Don't care whose skin I'm wearing now, but in essence, I should be created by Dazai Ren!

The man was hesitant to speak just now, he hesitated for a while before coming over and asking: "If Mr. Zhong Yuan is under a lot of pressure, why not——I'll call two people to accompany you?"

accompany me?

Who to look for?

Are you a little angel?

I brushed the broken hair on my forehead, put my hand between my hair, pointed to the pillow, "like this?"

He nodded immediately.

"Cut." I sneered, do you think you can find such a bewitching beauty? What do you think Zaizi can rely on to cause trouble everywhere and still live at ease? Could it be his brain that has no plans?

No, it's because of this face that is disastrous to the country and the people.

By the way, thanks to the babies who made up the language environment for me in the curse, I don't tremble when I speak now-at least it's much better than before!

The growth line of others is to gradually mature, but my growth line is from listening to reading. Maybe there will be a chance to develop written words in the future.When the time comes to go back, you don't even need to think about the courses of Shanghai O Online School, just sign up for the exam and fill in your resume beautifully!

It just feels like my tongue is not under my control.

By the way, I just wanted to say something.

"Lord Zhongyuan, how do you look at these?"

Um?Have pretty little brothers and sisters?

I stretched out a few fingers to grab the approaching face, mainly because they were no longer close.I bowed my head again, and I could only scratch my face.

This time I didn’t customize the contact lenses, I just picked the color, so there is no prescription—my myopia and astigmatism plus the current dim light buff——

A few meters away, there will be no distinction between humans and animals.

Let me see - the facial features are correct, but the eyes are not good, there is no highlight, you understand?

As an excellent literary savage, one must have a good sense of self-knife.I suddenly felt that the wine in my mouth was not fragrant, and my face was pulled down, and the eyes that were originally looking at people became hollow.

——Don’t doubt it, it’s all caused by myopia!

If God gives me another chance, I will definitely protect my eyes.

The dizziness that was already present in my head became more obvious. I was thinking slowly——suddenly felt a chill in my fingers.

... I was stunned, why did my little brother cry suddenly, I quickly let go of my hand and pushed him away.

Sorry, I was distracted just now and forgot!

In order to hide my panic, I quickly drank the rest of the wine.

As soon as I put down the empty glass, another glass was handed to me.The service was quite attentive, but when I looked at the crystal clear liquid in the cup, some were orange and some were black, and even some red mottled under the light, I suddenly had an impulse.

If I add some other materials into it - such as detergent or something, will it look better, just like when playing with slime, adding some unplanned colors can always surprise me.

... Anyway, I'm not going to get hurt or get sick right now.I am not inherently of this world and cannot be hurt by this world - yes, I am a bug.

How about following the impulse?

"What (is there) added to this?" Hiss—biting his tongue, the tone of the four voices made me make two voices.

interrogative sentence?

The meaning is the same, if I repeat it again, it will be embarrassing. I put the cup in front of the person just now, and stared at him, you must understand what I mean.

Dishwashing liquid, or antihypertensive drugs?

I remember that the color of the booster drug and the lower blood pressure drug mixed by Osamu Dazai is also super beautiful.

I just don't know how it tastes, will it be bitter?

What a classic this stalk is to Zaizi’s personality, I just haven’t been able to try it as a human being—in other words, if you don’t wash the dishes and use them directly for eating, then it’s considered eating dish soap ?

Speaking of dishwashing liquid, when I was a volunteer last time, the kitchen of the parent-child treatment center for autistic children felt weird. The bottles of dish soap were very new, and the high table for washing dishes was too clean.It stands to reason that there are not too many incidents in their park, and it shouldn't be so new, as if no one has used it. On the contrary, the low pool on the side has obvious signs of use.

But those aren't supposed to be heights for adults, sort of like heights for kids.Also, every time I play games with those kids, there will be a few other people watching. I always thought it was for professionals to watch, but now it doesn't feel right.And strange marks on the curtains and carpet...

My thoughts drifted uncontrollably, and my memory of all kinds of things before became clear.

I even recalled that during the student union election, the process of counting votes seemed a bit tricky?

How did you not notice it at all?

I sighed quickly and shook my head again.The hands holding the cup are tired, but no one cares about me.

What's going on, Zhongye's identity can't even meet this requirement!

Hmm, he seems to be talking?I have poor eyesight, so I can barely feel his mouth moving, but the sound is very small.

I squinted my eyes, trying to see clearly——

Suddenly, his legs softened and he knelt down.

???

Are you afraid that you have some serious illness?