As a coser, I passed through before I finished my makeup

Today is a day to witness history.

Not only was I formally beaten for the first time, but I also saw Daddy's cosmic cat head, and the face-changing method of chicken breaking cats.

Wu Tiao Mao's face twitched twice, and his proud brain seemed to be unable to handle what Dad and Mi said just now.

He picked at his ear with his little finger and flicked away the non-existent earwax.

"I didn't hear what you said just now, can you say it again?"

I think it can roughly be translated as - give you a chance to reorganize the language, you say it again?

But who is Dad and Mi, can they be threatened by this?

"What are you doing in a daze, call Dad."

Five cats are not used to him. At the age of 28, he is no longer the one who was rubbed on the ground ten years ago.

Fist and do it!

Both of them have good physical fitness. Although Dad and Mi have a ten-year window of absence, they are really fierce, and the five cats have to take a half step back.

Also, these two basically greet each other in the face.

Dad and Mi don't have weapons, but Wutiaomao is not a person who talks about martial arts. He rubbed a blue dumpling with his left hand and a red dumpling with his right hand. They were very happy.

Unlike my fight, these two people are fighting each other while spamming each other.

The basic topics revolve around topics related to "Dad".

"Call me Daddy!"

"Who the hell do you think you're talking to!"

"Ha, take action on someone else's son without authorization, at least give me some awareness!"

"Hui? Didn't you entrust it to me yourself? I only agreed because I saw you were pitiful!"

"Let you take care of it, where the hell have you been taken care of!"

"I spent a fucking billion, and you don't care how I take care of it."

"You fucking scum."

"What the hell do you have to say about me!"

puff--

I finally couldn't hold back.

If there is a minor protection system here, it should be a fully encrypted conversation of "beep--" and "beep--", right?

Their dialogue is outrageous!

Obviously they don't mean the same thing, but they seem to confirm each other when they say it.

It's over, Dad and Mi seem to have completely believed in the setting of five volts.

It's obviously a pure teacher-student relationship.

Do I feel a pang of conscience?

Are you kidding me, haven't I already said that I have no heart.

only……

I'm somewhat worried that if they find out the truth—

I rubbed the goosebumps on my arms, and sure enough, I should find a way to keep them misunderstood.

I looked around, and if the two "balls" I rubbed just now cut off half of the mountain, they would have leveled the entire mountain by now.

Oh my God!

Yidizhi's "account" can't hold up at all, okay?

Could it be that the two of you——no, Daddy has no magic power, but five cats, can't you spare a little effort to set up a "tent"?

This is in Kanagawa, will there be any social news tomorrow?

Yidi knew that the misery was really miserable. He set up three "tents" in a row and they were smashed, and he didn't dare to come up—so now I'm taking the blame?

It's done, it's almost done!

I drove "Infinity" and stood between the two of them, with my hands in front of them.

"Yidichi, I'm going to cry." With a cold face, I pulled out this good Japanese social animal as a shield.

The five cats straightened the blindfold and lay on my body like a liquid, "Yi Dizhi has been used to it for a long time, it's just such a small thing, he won't cry~"

If you have this kind of thought, he will cry, okay!

"Tsk, stand up straight!" Dad and Mi dragged me out of the five cats' arms, standing in the same posture as the uncle.

"Are you sick? Aren't you completely dead? What kind of corpse are you cheating?!" Not to be outdone, the five cats grabbed my other hand and dragged it back.

These two people are secretly competing, but why am I the unlucky one?

I tried hard to take it back—laughing to death, I couldn’t take it back at all.

Both of them are stronger than me.

"Hey—how on earth do you live?"

The "Six Eyes" had limited effects on the sky and the curse. This body that completely rejected the magic power made the five cats not see the crux of the problem for a while.

A large part of the reason is that the caster has already died, and there is no dust or filth left.

"How does labor and capital know?" Dad and Mi's answer was also unceremonious.

I raise my hand, I know this question, we have something to talk about.

I took out my pocket, took out my phone, skipped Yidizhi's frenzied swiping, and showed them both the report from the front window of the mission.

I held it in my hand, and the two of them leaned over to see——

Oh ho ho ho, good pectoral muscles!

left one, right one~

"The technique of resurrecting the dead?" Five cats' hands slid my phone screen, "Is there such a technique?"

"Heh, if there really was such a technique, they would have become kings and hegemons long ago." Dad and Mi are right, if the ability to resurrect the dead can be used for free, then how many strong men can be summoned from ancient times to the present, it is enough Don't be afraid of five cats anymore.

Therefore, the term "resurrected from the dead" was not valid from the very beginning.

It's just that some kind of method can temporarily achieve this effect. Look at Dad and Mi now, don't they have white eyes, only dark eyes?

At first glance, it is not a living person, but a monster (not)!

"...So that's how it is," Wu Tiaomao suddenly realized, "I said why this kind of task would fall directly on your head, because someone was in a hurry..."

what?

what are you saying?

Don't ask riddlers, okay? I feel a million bits of doubt.

Daddy rubbed his chin and looked at me, then suddenly reached out and touched my eye sockets, and grinned at the corner of his scarred mouth, "That's what it means..."

???

You are also a Riddler, so what do you know?

what does it mean?

Can you give the parties a few million hints!

They all understand, only I don't know anything.Got it, let's team up to squeeze me out, so I'll go?

Don't let me have this kind of cult CP mentality, you are very black like this.Osamu Dazai: Do you understand?

Zhong also replied: that must be understood.

Co-author only I don't understand.

Next time——next time I will make a Riddler cosplay!

"Don't worry, if they dare to do such tricks, don't blame me for being ungrateful." The five cats snored at my head a few times, messing up my well-groomed hairstyle.

Seriously, if I hadn't been unable to beat you, I would have beaten you long ago.

"Hey, the 'God Son' of the Wutiao family has been disobeyed?" Dad and Mi put their elbows on my shoulders.Although the words are quite normal, but the tone is inexplicably mocking.

Could it be that this is the passive skill that daddy comes with, which absorbs hatred?

"Tsk." The five cats looked a little impatient, but then they thought of something, "If you let some guys know that you are still alive, tell me - what will their reaction be?"

"Hiss—it's interesting, let me explain in detail."

As they said that, Wutiaomao and Daddy suddenly met each other and smiled—the super crazy kind.

Ah, why did the two of them seem to... suddenly reach a consensus?

Am I missing a plot?