[Hunter] Full Time Gintama
Chapter 89 Lesson 89
After the cannon bombardment, Sougo was successfully promoted to King of the Monkey Mountain, and was surrounded by a group of monkeys.
"Squeak!" A monkey brought out a plate of bananas to Sougo.
"Squeak!" Another monkey brought out a plate of peaches to Sougo.
There was also a monkey who pinched Sougo's shoulders and beat his back very attentively, and the technique was unexpectedly proficient.
Kurapika and Yamazaki watched silently, not knowing what to complain about.
Kondo Isao also twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Sou Wu, since they are already obedient, we should go back."
As soon as the words fell, a monkey directly threw a piece of poop and hit Kondo Hsun on the head.
"What are you doing? Why did you hit me?"
As soon as the words fell, another piece of poop flew over and hit Kondo Xun directly in the face.
"Why did you just hit me??!" Kondo howled.
"Forget it, Mr. Kondo, after all, it's just a monkey." Hijikata said dissatisfiedly to Sougo: "But, Sougo, since you are in charge of these monkeys, you should teach them etiquette! What's the point of throwing these things casually?" ah?"
After saying that, a lump of poop hit him on the forehead.
"Bastard, which stinky monkey did it? I'm going to chop it up!!"
"Calm down, Fourteen! It's just a monkey, don't get too excited!" This time it was Kondo's turn to comfort Hijikata.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Sougo, who had been sitting in his seat, showed a dark smile.
"Sou Wu? Who is this calling?"
Raising his head, Sougo's aura instantly changed, and he became like a high-ranking emperor.
"I should be called Okita · Shaking S · King of the Mountain · Sogo!"
"After all, isn't he still the King of the Mountain???!" Tufang complained in a timely manner.
"Next, I will use my most powerful army to achieve my Kingdom of the King of the Mountain!"
"Huanshan King's Kingdom, you have degenerated as a whole?!"
"Look, stupid humans! Let us use the most powerful poop weapon to drive you all into poop hell!!!"
"It's still poop after all!? After all, you are a member of the stupid human race!!!"
"Squeak!!"
"Squeak!!"
"Squeak!!"
A group of monkeys in the audience cheered and echoed Sougo's call.It makes people speechless!
At this moment, one of the monkeys suddenly took Sougo's hand, as if wanting to take him somewhere.
Sougo followed in surprise, only to be led into a quagmire by it.Pushing aside the grass, it turned out that there was a large jar hidden.
Tufang and the others followed up and saw the big jar, and saw the monkey lift the lid, and in an instant, the wine was rich and fragrant.
"Could it be monkey wine?" Kurapika asked in surprise.
"Monkey wine?"
"There are rumors that among living things, monkeys are the most fond of wine. Therefore, they will brew their own fine wine, and this wine is monkey wine. I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes."
"Ah, indeed, it looks delicious!"
Even Tufang felt a little moved by that fragrance.
"Ale? Chief, Deputy Chief, Captain Okita, Captain Kurapika, this side, this side! There's a spring here!!"
The four of them walked over, and sure enough, there was a spring pool with crystal clear water in front of the mire.
"Could it be that……"
"Here is..."
"Fountain of wine!!!"
After the spring water turned into a card, the five people were really pleasantly surprised.
"Unexpectedly, we found it by accident! This time, it is really thanks to Sougo that he became the king of the mountain!"
"I actually got it by accident."
"liquor……"
It seemed that there was a voice among them that did not belong to any of them.
"liquor……"
"Who?!"
They hurriedly looked around, and they actually found the source of the sound.
And they are acquaintances.
Uncle Songping, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, fell drunk by the edge of the pool, muttering to himself.
"Uncle Songping?"
Kondo Xun quickly helped Uncle Matsudaira up: "Uncle! How are you doing, Uncle?"
Uncle Matsudaira narrowed his eyes and glanced at Isao Kondo.
"Well, why is there another monkey here, it's really annoying..."
"I'm not a monkey, I'm Isao Kondo, Uncle Matsudaira!!"
"However, why does it seem to be different from ordinary monkeys..."
"It's different! It's been said that I am Kondo Isao, not a monkey!!!"
"Ah, so it's not a monkey but an orangutan! Even the orangutan is here..."
"I told you I'm not an orangutan!!!!"
Under Kondo Isao's roar, Uncle Matsudaira finally woke up a little bit.
"Huh? Isn't this Kondo? Why are you here too?"
Kondo Isao breathed a sigh of relief.
"Uncle, why are you so drunk again? You can't even stand up."
"Who said I can't stand up? Look! Am I standing straight??"
"No one is talking about your place!!!"
"Fortunately, this is the text version, otherwise I would have seen something really disgusting!!!"
Well, after a certain idiot prince, even the drunk uncle picked it up.
"Why is everyone getting together in this game?"
The earthworker complained.
To return to the real world, you need a certain card.And the Shinsengumi naturally got it.So after arranging for two team members to bring back the idiot prince and the drunk man together with the Bomb Demon trio, the rest returned to the temporarily rented empty house.This house is used as their Shinsengumi's settlement in the game world.After all, there is a relationship between the magic card, no matter how far away, a [travel] can immediately return home.It's very convenient to be honest.
"Director, we found [King's Great White Beetle] and [Pearl Locust]!"
"Director, we also found [Virtual Restaurant], [Pumice Stone] and [Secret Cloak]!"
"I also have information about new cards!"
"I made a lot of money today!!"
A group of people were discussing eagerly, and the enthusiasm shown was higher than when they were working in the Shinsengumi.
"Are you... are you all a bunch of brats???"
The earthwork twitched and stared at the group of guys who hated iron and steel, and began to complain.
"Men are always children in essence." Sougo walked over with a jug of wine, "Anyway, didn't you plan to take a good vacation from the beginning? It's good to think of it as a vacation now!"
"I see you are on vacation 360 days a year, right?"
"But, besides taking it as a vacation, can't you do other things now?"
The earthwork fell silent.Sougo glanced at him and narrowed his eyes slightly.
"what happened?"
"If we hadn't entered this game, we wouldn't have known there was a Bomb Demon at all. In other words, there are likely to be other criminals who entered the game in order to escape punishment and evade capture. We must restrain it Just do it!"
Sougo shrugged: "Mr. Hijikata, are you too worried? You still think about these things. Occasionally, you need to relax! For example, learn from Mr. Kondo..."
At this time, Kondo Xun was playing field boxing with other teammates in Quanguo.
"It's really hopeless at that point!!"
The earth party didn't want to pay attention to them at all, stood up and prepared to go out.
"Mr. Hijikata, where are you going?"
"Buy cigarettes."
In the game world, convenience stores are also readily available. Even knowing that this place belongs to the real world, people can't help but feel emotional.
"Thank you for your patronage."
The clerk handed the cigarette to Tufang with a smile on his face.
"Guest, now we can draw a lottery every time we spend here. Do you want to draw?"
"lottery?"
Tu Fanglai didn't have a good impression of this thing, so he refused without thinking about it.
"unnecessary."
"Since it's a free draw, let's play casually! The first prize is our well-received sleeping pillow!"
"It's just a pillow!"
"In addition to this, there are Emma's trip packages and ten boxes of mayonnaise..."
"I want to smoke!"
The earthworker suddenly shouted very firmly.And the result drawn out......
"Congratulations to the guests! We have successfully drawn our first prize!!"
"real or fake?!"
The earthworker cried out in surprise.Can you hit it casually?
The clerk enthusiastically gave the sleeping pillow as the first prize to Tufang.Carrying this square bag, Tufang didn't know whether to be happy or depressed.
"What's the use of giving me a sleeping pillow? What I want is mayonnaise..."
Tufang muttered, just as he walked into the room, a soft square object hit him directly on the face.
A group of Shinsengumi members who were playing a pillow fight were suddenly stunned, frozen in place as if time had stopped.
The pillow slid off.
Tu Fang asked, "Who lost this?"
Everyone pointed at Yamazaki who kept retreating.
"Yamazaki!!!!!!"
The angry Tufang grabbed the pillow that had just been drawn from a lottery and threw it together with the packing box.
"Deputy Chief, forgive me...Ahhh!"
"Mr. Hijikata, you are too narrow-minded! You just hit it~"
"What do you mean 'it's just a hit'? What are you holding?"
"Don't throw the vase!!!"
Throughout the night, the house was buzzing with excitement.
nightfall.Almost everyone was tired from playing and fell asleep.
In the end, he couldn't even find his own pillow.After searching for a long time, I finally found a pillow from under someone's stomach.I didn't mind if it was my own, so I took it out and went back to my room to sleep.
I don't know if it was because I was so tired today, that Tufang fell asleep very quickly and was still very heavy.Until daybreak.
"Did you sleep well?"
After waking up, Tufang couldn't help mumbling.As a representative of the law all along, Hijikata, who has always set an example, hurriedly wanted to get dressed for the regular morning meeting.As a result, Isao Kondo and Sougo came in before he even touched his clothes.
Kondo Isun showed a helpless smile.
"It's really rare! Our fourteenth, who has always been the strictest, actually has a day to sleep in."
The earth party couldn't bear to be said so, and quickly retorted: "It's just an accident!"
"Mr. Hijikata said yesterday that we were too relaxed. It seems that he himself is relaxed enough!"
"Sousuke, shut up!!"
Hijikata, feeling inexplicably ashamed, hurried forward.
"Okay, let's go out now! I'm going to continue looking for cards today..."
Hijikata hadn't finished speaking, but Kondo Isao and Sougo walked straight past Hijikata and walked all the way to the bedside.
"Hey, Fourteen, it's time to get up."
"What are you talking about, Mr. Kondo? Am I not here?" Hijikata frowned and shouted.
However, Kondo Hoon completely ignored his words, and muttered to himself: "It's strange, Fourteen rarely sleeps so dead!"
"Hey, what are you talking about..."
Soon, the local party could not continue talking.Because he clearly saw himself lying on the bed.
"Squeak!" A monkey brought out a plate of bananas to Sougo.
"Squeak!" Another monkey brought out a plate of peaches to Sougo.
There was also a monkey who pinched Sougo's shoulders and beat his back very attentively, and the technique was unexpectedly proficient.
Kurapika and Yamazaki watched silently, not knowing what to complain about.
Kondo Isao also twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Sou Wu, since they are already obedient, we should go back."
As soon as the words fell, a monkey directly threw a piece of poop and hit Kondo Hsun on the head.
"What are you doing? Why did you hit me?"
As soon as the words fell, another piece of poop flew over and hit Kondo Xun directly in the face.
"Why did you just hit me??!" Kondo howled.
"Forget it, Mr. Kondo, after all, it's just a monkey." Hijikata said dissatisfiedly to Sougo: "But, Sougo, since you are in charge of these monkeys, you should teach them etiquette! What's the point of throwing these things casually?" ah?"
After saying that, a lump of poop hit him on the forehead.
"Bastard, which stinky monkey did it? I'm going to chop it up!!"
"Calm down, Fourteen! It's just a monkey, don't get too excited!" This time it was Kondo's turn to comfort Hijikata.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Sougo, who had been sitting in his seat, showed a dark smile.
"Sou Wu? Who is this calling?"
Raising his head, Sougo's aura instantly changed, and he became like a high-ranking emperor.
"I should be called Okita · Shaking S · King of the Mountain · Sogo!"
"After all, isn't he still the King of the Mountain???!" Tufang complained in a timely manner.
"Next, I will use my most powerful army to achieve my Kingdom of the King of the Mountain!"
"Huanshan King's Kingdom, you have degenerated as a whole?!"
"Look, stupid humans! Let us use the most powerful poop weapon to drive you all into poop hell!!!"
"It's still poop after all!? After all, you are a member of the stupid human race!!!"
"Squeak!!"
"Squeak!!"
"Squeak!!"
A group of monkeys in the audience cheered and echoed Sougo's call.It makes people speechless!
At this moment, one of the monkeys suddenly took Sougo's hand, as if wanting to take him somewhere.
Sougo followed in surprise, only to be led into a quagmire by it.Pushing aside the grass, it turned out that there was a large jar hidden.
Tufang and the others followed up and saw the big jar, and saw the monkey lift the lid, and in an instant, the wine was rich and fragrant.
"Could it be monkey wine?" Kurapika asked in surprise.
"Monkey wine?"
"There are rumors that among living things, monkeys are the most fond of wine. Therefore, they will brew their own fine wine, and this wine is monkey wine. I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes."
"Ah, indeed, it looks delicious!"
Even Tufang felt a little moved by that fragrance.
"Ale? Chief, Deputy Chief, Captain Okita, Captain Kurapika, this side, this side! There's a spring here!!"
The four of them walked over, and sure enough, there was a spring pool with crystal clear water in front of the mire.
"Could it be that……"
"Here is..."
"Fountain of wine!!!"
After the spring water turned into a card, the five people were really pleasantly surprised.
"Unexpectedly, we found it by accident! This time, it is really thanks to Sougo that he became the king of the mountain!"
"I actually got it by accident."
"liquor……"
It seemed that there was a voice among them that did not belong to any of them.
"liquor……"
"Who?!"
They hurriedly looked around, and they actually found the source of the sound.
And they are acquaintances.
Uncle Songping, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, fell drunk by the edge of the pool, muttering to himself.
"Uncle Songping?"
Kondo Xun quickly helped Uncle Matsudaira up: "Uncle! How are you doing, Uncle?"
Uncle Matsudaira narrowed his eyes and glanced at Isao Kondo.
"Well, why is there another monkey here, it's really annoying..."
"I'm not a monkey, I'm Isao Kondo, Uncle Matsudaira!!"
"However, why does it seem to be different from ordinary monkeys..."
"It's different! It's been said that I am Kondo Isao, not a monkey!!!"
"Ah, so it's not a monkey but an orangutan! Even the orangutan is here..."
"I told you I'm not an orangutan!!!!"
Under Kondo Isao's roar, Uncle Matsudaira finally woke up a little bit.
"Huh? Isn't this Kondo? Why are you here too?"
Kondo Isao breathed a sigh of relief.
"Uncle, why are you so drunk again? You can't even stand up."
"Who said I can't stand up? Look! Am I standing straight??"
"No one is talking about your place!!!"
"Fortunately, this is the text version, otherwise I would have seen something really disgusting!!!"
Well, after a certain idiot prince, even the drunk uncle picked it up.
"Why is everyone getting together in this game?"
The earthworker complained.
To return to the real world, you need a certain card.And the Shinsengumi naturally got it.So after arranging for two team members to bring back the idiot prince and the drunk man together with the Bomb Demon trio, the rest returned to the temporarily rented empty house.This house is used as their Shinsengumi's settlement in the game world.After all, there is a relationship between the magic card, no matter how far away, a [travel] can immediately return home.It's very convenient to be honest.
"Director, we found [King's Great White Beetle] and [Pearl Locust]!"
"Director, we also found [Virtual Restaurant], [Pumice Stone] and [Secret Cloak]!"
"I also have information about new cards!"
"I made a lot of money today!!"
A group of people were discussing eagerly, and the enthusiasm shown was higher than when they were working in the Shinsengumi.
"Are you... are you all a bunch of brats???"
The earthwork twitched and stared at the group of guys who hated iron and steel, and began to complain.
"Men are always children in essence." Sougo walked over with a jug of wine, "Anyway, didn't you plan to take a good vacation from the beginning? It's good to think of it as a vacation now!"
"I see you are on vacation 360 days a year, right?"
"But, besides taking it as a vacation, can't you do other things now?"
The earthwork fell silent.Sougo glanced at him and narrowed his eyes slightly.
"what happened?"
"If we hadn't entered this game, we wouldn't have known there was a Bomb Demon at all. In other words, there are likely to be other criminals who entered the game in order to escape punishment and evade capture. We must restrain it Just do it!"
Sougo shrugged: "Mr. Hijikata, are you too worried? You still think about these things. Occasionally, you need to relax! For example, learn from Mr. Kondo..."
At this time, Kondo Xun was playing field boxing with other teammates in Quanguo.
"It's really hopeless at that point!!"
The earth party didn't want to pay attention to them at all, stood up and prepared to go out.
"Mr. Hijikata, where are you going?"
"Buy cigarettes."
In the game world, convenience stores are also readily available. Even knowing that this place belongs to the real world, people can't help but feel emotional.
"Thank you for your patronage."
The clerk handed the cigarette to Tufang with a smile on his face.
"Guest, now we can draw a lottery every time we spend here. Do you want to draw?"
"lottery?"
Tu Fanglai didn't have a good impression of this thing, so he refused without thinking about it.
"unnecessary."
"Since it's a free draw, let's play casually! The first prize is our well-received sleeping pillow!"
"It's just a pillow!"
"In addition to this, there are Emma's trip packages and ten boxes of mayonnaise..."
"I want to smoke!"
The earthworker suddenly shouted very firmly.And the result drawn out......
"Congratulations to the guests! We have successfully drawn our first prize!!"
"real or fake?!"
The earthworker cried out in surprise.Can you hit it casually?
The clerk enthusiastically gave the sleeping pillow as the first prize to Tufang.Carrying this square bag, Tufang didn't know whether to be happy or depressed.
"What's the use of giving me a sleeping pillow? What I want is mayonnaise..."
Tufang muttered, just as he walked into the room, a soft square object hit him directly on the face.
A group of Shinsengumi members who were playing a pillow fight were suddenly stunned, frozen in place as if time had stopped.
The pillow slid off.
Tu Fang asked, "Who lost this?"
Everyone pointed at Yamazaki who kept retreating.
"Yamazaki!!!!!!"
The angry Tufang grabbed the pillow that had just been drawn from a lottery and threw it together with the packing box.
"Deputy Chief, forgive me...Ahhh!"
"Mr. Hijikata, you are too narrow-minded! You just hit it~"
"What do you mean 'it's just a hit'? What are you holding?"
"Don't throw the vase!!!"
Throughout the night, the house was buzzing with excitement.
nightfall.Almost everyone was tired from playing and fell asleep.
In the end, he couldn't even find his own pillow.After searching for a long time, I finally found a pillow from under someone's stomach.I didn't mind if it was my own, so I took it out and went back to my room to sleep.
I don't know if it was because I was so tired today, that Tufang fell asleep very quickly and was still very heavy.Until daybreak.
"Did you sleep well?"
After waking up, Tufang couldn't help mumbling.As a representative of the law all along, Hijikata, who has always set an example, hurriedly wanted to get dressed for the regular morning meeting.As a result, Isao Kondo and Sougo came in before he even touched his clothes.
Kondo Isun showed a helpless smile.
"It's really rare! Our fourteenth, who has always been the strictest, actually has a day to sleep in."
The earth party couldn't bear to be said so, and quickly retorted: "It's just an accident!"
"Mr. Hijikata said yesterday that we were too relaxed. It seems that he himself is relaxed enough!"
"Sousuke, shut up!!"
Hijikata, feeling inexplicably ashamed, hurried forward.
"Okay, let's go out now! I'm going to continue looking for cards today..."
Hijikata hadn't finished speaking, but Kondo Isao and Sougo walked straight past Hijikata and walked all the way to the bedside.
"Hey, Fourteen, it's time to get up."
"What are you talking about, Mr. Kondo? Am I not here?" Hijikata frowned and shouted.
However, Kondo Hoon completely ignored his words, and muttered to himself: "It's strange, Fourteen rarely sleeps so dead!"
"Hey, what are you talking about..."
Soon, the local party could not continue talking.Because he clearly saw himself lying on the bed.
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