[Hunter] Full Time Gintama

"Sure enough, we should have acted decisively from the very beginning! Just raise the highest price! It doesn't matter, Dad has a lot of money, I can buy all the cute little animals!"

"No, that would be too costly and meaningless at all! Rather, if we really do this, it will only make those villains who hunt animals more happy. So we can't do this! The correct way It should be to find out who provided it, and then cut them [beep——] and go in front of them..."

"Feed the dog?" Niwon interrupted suddenly.

Gui shook his head: "How can you let the dog eat such a dirty thing! What if you get diarrhea? Of course, cut it and feed it to the crayfish!!"

Kuroro, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help asking: "...Crayfish is not afraid of diarrhea?"

"What are you talking about? Crayfish grow in the mud pit of the sewer! As a creature that has been eating all kinds of mud to survive, of course the gastrointestinal system is better than ordinary creatures! Ku Luoluo, it seems You don’t have enough common sense! Read more books when you have time!”

Kuroro, who is considered to have little culture: "..."

Well... a little angry.

However, Ku Luoluo, who has very excellent qualities, naturally did not show it on his face. Instead, he looked like he was listening to the teaching with an open mind, which made Gui even more satisfied with this compatriot (little brother).

On the contrary, Kuroro became more and more tired of Gui's shield.

When I first met Gui on the train, I chatted with him for a while because I felt that his temperament was similar to Nobunaga's. Later, his thoughts and words were very interesting, which aroused his interest. Play with him before you go to work.What I didn't expect was that this guy started to work harder.

Kuroro also began to find him more and more irritable.

Still, for a purpose, the chump is the best tool.Kuroro's patience is very sufficient, and also because he did not show a trace of impatience.

What's more, there is another goal here.

Putting down the coffee, Kuroro raised a very gentle smile and asked, "I heard that Miss Nion is a very powerful fortune teller?"

Gui was surprised: "Oh, really?"

Nyon smiled: "Well, really."

"Just to ask, the accuracy rate is..."

"I heard it's 100%!"

Hearing this, Kuroro smiled more gently.

"So, I wonder if you can do a divination for me?"

Naturally, Niwon would not refuse. When he was about to agree, Gui actually said, "Elizabeth is also very good at divination!"

"Eh? Elizabeth?"

Both Nyon and Kuroro looked at Gui in surprise.After Gui nodded, a big white penguin egg appeared beside him.

Nyon looked at this strange creature curiously, but Kurolo was silent for a while.

Isn't this... the strange creature I saw in the base?

"Mr. Gui..." Kuroro looked at Gui, "It's just..."

"Ah, Mr. Kuroro, you haven't officially seen it yet. It is the most important companion I mentioned to you before—Elizabeth."

Elizabeth held up the sign: [Please give me more advice. 】

Kuroro was silent, but Nion cried out in surprise: "It's so cute!!!"

cute?Kuroro looked at Nyon with a complicated expression.Unexpectedly, there is another person with the same taste as Xiaodi.

(but……)

Kuroro glanced at Elizabeth.

(It doesn't seem to recognize me.)

Gui didn't notice the complexity in Kuroro's eyes.He looked at Elizabeth.

"Elizabeth, show off your divination ability."

Elizabeth held up the sign knowingly: 【Understand】

Afterwards, it took out a deck of playing cards, displayed them on the table in a very regular manner, and looked at Nion.

Gui explained: "You draw three cards from it."

Nyon was very interested and randomly drew three cards from it, namely the 6 of clubs, the J of clubs and the A of spades.

Nyon looked at Gui with great interest: "What does this mean?"

After Gui looked at it, he began to count: "6, J, and A, that is, 6+11+118. Elizabeth, take out lottery No. 18."

Elizabeth, who had already figured it out, took out a bucket of tags from somewhere and put it in front of Nion.

"Come on, ask for a signature!"

The curious Nion picked up the stick and started shaking it.Soon, a chopstick-shaped tag came out.It is number 41.

"Elizabeth, Signature No. 41."

As soon as the words fell, Elizabeth's sign was raised.

[Lot No. 41: fierce.Keep important things carefully, and don't be careless, otherwise they will be easily lost.The lucky items are ramen and dogs.The weather has been humid recently, and there are signs of rain, so be careful to bring an umbrella when you go out. 】

Nion: "..."

Kurolo: "..."

Well, the first half is decent, but what is the second half?

"To put it simply, you should pay attention to protecting your belongings. After all, it's not peaceful recently, and there are thieves everywhere! It's very dangerous."

Gui's words made Kuroro couldn't help staring deeply at the past.

Is he talking about me?

But seeing him nagging like an old lady with righteous words, he realized that it was not, it was purely worrying.

However, there is no doubt that the divination of this white penguin egg is indeed somewhat accurate.

After thinking about it, Kuroro smiled and said, "Can you also do a divination for me?"

"Kurolo-kun, do you want to too? Of course you can. Elizabeth."

With that said, Elizabeth took out the playing cards again and gave them to Kuroro.The card numbers Kurolo drew were 3, 10, 9, or 22.

Taking out the No. 22 lottery, Kuroro rolled out the No. 17 lottery.

Thus, Elizabeth's brand reappeared.

[No. 22 lottery: big fierce.All plans backfire, and being overconfident will only lead to your own failure.Don't underestimate anyone, especially a fool.Lucky thing is hometown.In short, just stay away from idiots and perverts.Go back to your hometown and get married obediently. 】

Kurolo: "..."

Gui asked curiously, "A certain idiot? Who are you referring to?"

Kuroro: "…………………"

Gui looked at Kuroro again: "Don't underestimate the other party just because they are idiots! Because generally speaking, people who think others are idiots are actually the real idiots themselves!"

Kuroro: "…………………………"

He stared deeply at Gui, and saw that his expression was very sincere, and he didn't seem to be insinuating.But even this couldn't relieve his aggrieved mood at the moment.

How long has it been since you felt this way?Although I don't miss it at all.

"Is the lucky thing a dog...then I'll call the motor over!"

"Moda?" Gui Lai became interested, "Is it the smart dog you mentioned that helped you successfully get rid of those bodyguards?"

"Yes, the motor is great! Not only did he help me escape, but he also escaped without being caught! I'll call him right now to let you guys get to know each other!"

"That's really looking forward to it!"

Chrollo, on the other hand, fell silent.

Does the dog have a phone?

Niwong said happily and borrowed the phone from Gui. Fifteen minutes later, there were voices of arguing at the door.

"Sir, we won't let you in if you dress like this."

"Why? What's wrong with my clothes! It's obviously custom-made!!"

"No, you are just pasting up cardboard boxes casually, right?"

"It's not an ordinary cardboard box! It's creative customization! It's very expensive! This is obviously fashionable! Why can't you even see the poison?"

After hearing the voice, Nyon called out happily: "Motor!"

"Miss!!"

Hasegawa finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Nyon, and said to the two guards who stopped him with a look of backing: "Look clearly! This is the eldest lady of the Nosra family! Me, It is her right-hand man!"

At this time, Nion had also come to his side.

"Do dogs have to wear formal suits?"

Nyon's words stunned them all.Then in the next second, I saw Hasegawa, who was still standing with his head held high, lying on the ground and handing the rope wrapped around his neck as a tie to Nion.Nyon took Hasegawa in just like that generously, leaving everyone present dumbfounded throughout the whole process.

"Gui, Kuroro, let me introduce to you, this is the motor!"

Nyon introduced Hasegawa with a smile.It was the first time for Kuroro to encounter such a scene, and he couldn't help being silent, while Gui spoke in quite a pleasant surprise.

"Isn't this Hasegawa?"

"Al? A wig!"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

Hasegawa became excited: "You fell into the black hole too! Great, I thought I was the only one who fell in! I, I have been staying in this place for almost three months, I thought I'm going to stay here alone for the rest of my life! What about you? When did you come?"

"I came here three years ago."

"Three years? Have you been here for three years? Longer than me!!"

"Ah, not only me, but Euntoki also came along."

"Yin Sang? Really? Ah, I'm relieved that there are so many people, really!!"

The two chatted about homework, and Nie Weng asked curiously, "Gui, do you know Ma Da?"

Gui nodded: "Simply speaking, we are fellow villagers!"

"Really? What a coincidence!"

Here is a touching reunion, but Kuroro is obviously still rational.

"Well, this Mr. 'Motor'? Why did you become Miss Nion's 'dog'?"

Hasegawa looked over unhappy: "What? Are you looking down on me? There is no distinction between high and low occupations! Is there anything wrong with me being a dog?"

"That's right! Mr. Ku Luoluo, you are too narrow-minded. As long as you are dedicated, no matter what kind of job you do, you can make a difference!" Gui sighed in a tone of "children can't be taught". Said.

Kurolo: "..." The question is, being a dog is not a profession, right?

Inexplicably, Kuroro felt very tired.I really have the urge to go back to my hometown.

"It's almost time." Gui stood up, "Let's go to the auction."