[Hunter] Full Time Gintama

"First of all, we must clarify the pre-examination rules."

Kondo Isao said loudly.

"Discussions are not allowed during the exam, book flipping is not allowed, and any cheating is not allowed. Once found, you will be disqualified for the exam. In addition, the questions will be made by us on the spot. You only need to write your answers on a white paper and submit them Just submit. Did you hear me clearly?"

"Any questions?"

At this moment, Gintoki raised his hand.

"I have a question."

Kondo Hoon nodded: "What is it?"

Silver took a deep breath.

"Why do you give a written test? You are not that kind of material at all, okay? A group of people who haven't graduated from elementary school came to give the test questions. You have made a mistake, right???"

Yin Shi directly cursed.

Tufang frowned fiercely: "Huh? Who are you talking about? If you don't want to take the exam, get out!"

"Boss, don't look at us like this, in fact, we have a few days of training every year!"

Sougo's words made Yinshi feel the urge to be angry.

"So you just took your anger out on us, right? You put all the pressure on us to force you to study for the exam every year? Are you still worthy of being a policeman?"

"We are not policemen but examiners now. Isn't it normal to ask questions?" Probably because of the relationship between Yinshi and Shifang, Tufang was in a very good mood, "If you talk too much, I will kick you out!!"

Yin Shi burst into blue veins: "Huh?"

Shinpachi quickly stopped Gintoki who wanted to rush up: "Gin-sang, Gin-sang, calm down! There is nothing we can do now!"

God knows actually take the written test?Even Shinpachi couldn't help but want to cry.

Seeing that everyone calmed down, Kondo began to ask questions.

"Then, the first question. It's a general knowledge question, and the one that will give you points, you must grasp it!"

As he spoke, a paragraph of text appeared on the big screen behind Isao Kondo:

1. What is the orangutan's favorite thing?

Seeing this topic, both Gintoki and Shinpachi were taken aback.

After a while, Xin Bacai murmured to Yin Shi in a low voice: "Yin Sang, it seems that there is no need to worry too much. After all, the questions asked are really ordinary common sense questions."

Yin Shi also relaxed a little: "That's right, after all, it's only at the level of those guys, that's all."

The two picked up the pen on the table and wrote the answer on the white paper without hesitation.

It's a banana.

"Then, everyone should have finished writing their answers, right? It's announced now. The answer to the first question is—"

Four words appeared in the blank space of the screen.

"It's 'Miss A Miao'!"

There were only two loud bangs, and it was the sound of Gintoki and Shinpachi smashing their heads on the table.

"What's the answer????!" Shinpachi roared angrily.Kondo Hsun seemed a little shy.

"Brother, you must have filled it in correctly, right? After all, Miss A Miao has such a charm!"

"So the orangutan you are referring to is yourself? So you have completely agreed that you are an orangutan??" Even Yin Shi yelled.

"What are you talking about? An orangutan is an orangutan, and I'm not an orangutan! But if Miss A Miao can be with me, what's the point of being an orangutan?"

"What else are you incarnating? You are an orangutan! You can only be an orangutan for the rest of your life!!"

Finally, Tufang spoke viciously.

"No noise during the exam! Do you want me to kick you out?"

Gintoki wanted to continue arguing, but was stopped by Shinpachi.

"Yin Sang, forget it, or you will really be kicked out!"

Seeing that the scene had returned to silence, Kondo Hsun began to ask the second question.

"The second question is still a general knowledge question."

Although he said so, Gintoki and the others did not hold any hope.And Kagura has completely given up, and is drawing with blank paper.

Soon, the title of the second question appeared on the screen.

2. What does Miss A Miao represent?

Shinpachi couldn't help but get mad again.

"Why is it related to my sister again? You don't want to use my sister for all the test questions, do you?"

"It's a pity that it was rejected by Fourteen..."

"Do you really think so???"

Yinshi calmly complained: "It seems that after staying away from your sister, his abnormality has not improved at all, but has become more serious!"

"It's disgusting enough... Wait, what are you writing???!"

I saw "Mother Orangutan" written on Yinshi's paper.

"What do you think of other people's sisters?"

Yinshi looked over with a puzzled expression: "Eh? Isn't it right? Could it be 'Violent King Kong'..."

"It's true that my sister is sometimes very violent and strong like an orangutan, but that doesn't mean she must be a combination of the two!!"

"You said it yourself..." Yinshi looked over with black lines, "Then what is your answer?"

"Me..." Shinpachi thought for a while and wrote down the answer.

Yinshi went up to take a look, and saw the words on the paper: A girl like a fairy.

Gintoki stared at Shinpachi blankly.

"You can still write such a sentence even though your sister is not here. It seems that you have been brainwashed."

"No! This is clearly my truth!!"

"No, no, no, even if it is true, it should be changed to 'airport like a fairy', which is more appropriate."

"Which one is suitable??!"

"Hey, you two, the exam rules clearly say that you can't whisper! Do you want to be disqualified?"

"Ah, sorry!!"

Shinpachi quickly sat up straight, and nervously apologized to Hijikata.

"Then, now announce the correct answer to the second question."

As he spoke, four words appeared on the screen again.

Just about to move.

"What the hell!!????"

Shinpachi yelled again.

"In addition, the answer to this question is not only 'about to move', but it is also correct to write 'Kondo Isao's fiancee' or 'Kondo Isao's future child's mother'."

"This is the most wrong thing!!!!?"

Shinpachi almost buried himself on the table.

"No! It's completely hopeless, this group of people are simply messing around!!"

"However, at least I already know the rules of the answer. Although it is very uncomfortable, but simply speaking, it is enough to answer according to their meaning."

Yin Shi seriously analyzed.

"Isn't there such a sentence? You have to guess the mind of the person who made the question."

"No, I don't want to speculate on the mind of that perverted stalker at all..."

"Now, the third question. The third question is a political question."

Hearing this, Gintoki and Shinpachi looked over in surprise.I saw this question appeared on the screen:

3. Country Y is a country that prohibits foreigners from entering. Once a criminal in this country committed a crime in country F and fled back to his own country. How should the Shinsengumi enter this country to arrest the criminal?

Gintoki and Shinpachi were surprised that the Shinsengumi came up with such a serious question.

"Well... since outsiders are not allowed to enter, it will be very troublesome for the Shinsengumi to go in and catch the criminal. However, I also mentioned before that the person committed a crime in country F. Since he committed a crime in another country, he should be punished. Sanctions from that country, right?"

Thinking of this, Shinpachi wrote down the answer: Let the government department of country F issue a written document requesting the arrest of the prisoner.

"Answer now."

As he spoke, four words appeared on the screen again.

Cannon bombing.

"This is not a political question at all!!!!"

Shinpachi struggled to complain.

"What kind of political issue is this? Where is politics reflected? In the end, it is not resolved by violence??! Where did you come from as bandits???"

After venting fiercely, Shinpachi was completely desperate.

"Enough, Yinsang, it seems that we will not be able to pass this exam!!"

"Ah, will it? This question is quite simple!"

Hearing this, Shinpachi looked in surprise, and was shocked to find that Yinshi had written the correct answer to this question.

"Yin Sang, you wrote it correctly? How do you know??"

"Didn't I tell you from the beginning? You have to guess the mind of the questioner." Yinshi said meaningfully, "Simply put, it's right to answer the question by imagining what these bandits are like. What do you think? Will they be the kind of obedient people who won't go in if others say they can't go in?"

Shinpachi could not refute.

"The next fourth question is a calculation question."

4. The Zhenxuan team discovered a nest of criminal organizations. Ten members went to the base and found that there were [-] enemies on the other side. The two sides fought immediately.It is known that it takes ten seconds for us to cut down an enemy, so how long will it take to knock down all the enemies?

This time, Shinpachi was a little dumbfounded.

He originally planned to follow what Yinshi said, and started to try to answer the question from the perspective of the Shinsengumi, but there is no way to answer such a question from their perspective!

Generally speaking, it takes ten seconds to knock down a person, but there are ten people in the Shinsengumi plus the captain, and there are eleven people in total.Then the common algorithm is 500/10*10.However, what if some team members died in it?This situation also needs to be added.

No, that's not right, since it was a question from the Zhenxuan group, they would definitely not admit that they would be defeated.So they must have tacitly agreed that no team members will die in battle.

Thinking of this, Shinpachi finally filled in the answer: 500 seconds.

"Answer now."

In the end, it was still a four-word answer.

One second bombardment.

"Does this make us a fart???!"

Shinpachi dropped the pen to the ground.

"Is it still bombarded in the end? Why do you write so much? Didn't you say about killing people???"

"New baji, so you still haven't been able to figure out what the questioner meant."

Yinshi sighed regretfully, while holding up his paper with standard answers written on it.

"Obviously they all have cannons in their hands, so of course so many people just fired the cannons! If they really went to kill people, wouldn't it be easy to get lunch?"

Shinpachi was already banging his head on the table.

"Now, the last question. Although the previous questions are not too difficult, they are somewhat off the beaten track. Therefore, in order to give you a chance, I specially chose this last question for you. As long as the last question If you are correct, you can pass even if all the previous ones are wrong!"

Hearing this, Shinpachi raised his head in surprise.

"Turn this paper over, please."

Shinpachi quickly turned it over, and saw the five characters "Recruitment of Shinsengumi" written on it.

"As long as you put your fingerprints on it, you can pass the hunter exam."

Shinpachi put down his pen and stood up.

"I'm going home first."