Harry Potter and the Way of Reason

Man knew many important secrets and was willing to tell Harry them.The note was still warning him against Dumbledore stealing his Invisibility Cloak, but now Harry really didn't know if that was a bad omen, maybe it was just an understandable misunderstanding.

It looks like there's an undercurrent going on inside Hogwarts.Perhaps if Harry compared Dumbledore's account with that of the man who delivered the note, he could get a more accurate picture of the situation?Like if they both agree on one thing, then...

……it does not matter……

Harry stuffed everything into the mok bag, cranked up the sound absorbers, pulled the covers over his head, and fell asleep.

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On Sunday morning, Harry was eating pancakes in the hall.He ate quickly, glancing nervously at his watch every few seconds.

It was 1:[-], so exactly two hours and a minute later, a full week since he saw the Weasleys walking onto platform nine and three-quarters.

Then something occurred to him...Harry didn't know if there was any reason to think about the universe like this, he didn't know anything now, but it seemed possible...

What is...

Not enough interesting things happened to him this week.

After he finished his breakfast, Harry was going to go straight upstairs to his dormitory, hide in the basement of the box, and not speak to anyone until 10:03 in the morning.

That's when Harry saw the Weasley twins approaching him.One of them was holding something and hiding behind his back.

He should have run away screaming.

He should have run away screaming.

Whatever it is... there's a good chance it's...

……season finale……

He really should have run away screaming.

He has a feeling of resignation, the universe will not let him go anyway.Harry continued to slice his pancakes with his knife and fork.He is exhausted.That's the sad truth.Harry knew now what people felt when they couldn't run anymore, couldn't escape their fate, and just fell to the ground, letting the goblins of the darkest abyss with their terrible tusks and tentacles hold them back. dragged to an unspeakable fate.

The Weasley twins approached.

closer.

Harry took another bite of the pancake.

The Weasley twins walked up to him, smiling brightly.

"Hello, Fred," said Harry numbly.One of the twins nodded. "Hello, George." The other twin nodded.

"Your voice is tired," George said.

"You should be happier," Fred said.

"Look what we brought you!"

Then George took Fred's back from behind—

A cake with twelve candles.

There was a pause, and the entire Ravenclaw table stared at them.

"That's wrong," said someone, "Harry Potter's birthday is July [-]th—"

"He's coming," a loud, hollow voice cut through all conversation like a sword of ice, "that's going to tear this—"

Dumbledore leaped from his throne, dashed across the teachers' table, grabbed the woman who was uttering those dreadful words, Fawkes emerged with a blinding flash, and all three of them disappeared in flames.

A stunned pause...

And then all heads turned to Harry?Porter's direction.

"I didn't do it," Harry said in a weary voice.

"That's a prophecy!" whispered someone at the table, "I bet it was you!"

Harry sighed.

He stood up from his chair and raised his voice over the beginning of the discussion, "It's not about me! Obviously! I'm not coming, I'm already here!"

Harry sat down again.

The person who had been staring at him earlier turned his head back.

Someone else at the table said, "Who was it, then?"

With a heavy, numb feeling, Harry remembered who wasn't at Hogwarts yet.

Maybe it was just guesswork, but Harry had a feeling that the immortal Dark Lord might show up one day.

The conversation continued beside him.

"Not to mention, tear this what?"

"I think I heard Trelawney starting to say a word starting with an 'S' when the headmaster grabbed her."

"Like... the soul? The sun?"

"If someone rips the sun apart, we're in real trouble!"

Harry thinks this is very unreliable, unless there are some scary things in this world, have you heard of David?Criswell's theory about moving stars. [3]

"I said," said Harry wearily, "this kind of thing happens every Sunday at breakfast, doesn't it?"

"No," said a student who appeared to be in seventh grade, frowning gravely, "no."

Harry shrugged. "Never mind. Anyone want birthday cake?"

"But today is not your birthday!" the student who protested before said again.

Of course, Fred and George laughed at that moment.

Even Harry managed to put on a weary smile.

When the first slice of the cake was handed to Harry, Harry said, "It's been a long week for me."

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Harry sat in the basement of the box, with the door closed and locked to keep people out, with a blanket over his head, waiting for the week to be over.

10:01.

10:02.

10:03, but just to be on the safe side...

At 10:04, the first week is over.

Harry breathed a sigh of relief, and carefully pulled the blanket off his head.

Moments later, he appeared in the sunny dormitory.

After a while, he came to the Ravenclaw common room.A few people glanced at him, but no one said anything, and no one came to talk to him.

Harry found a large writing desk, pulled out a comfortable chair, and sat down.He took a piece of paper and a pencil out of the pouch.

Mum and Dad had made it clear to Harry that while they understood his excitement about being away from home and his parents, he had to write to them uninterruptedly every week to let them know he was alive, unhurt, and safe. Not put in jail.

Harry stared at the blank paper.Let's take a look...

Since leaving his parents at the train station, he...

...Meet a Yudas?The boy Vader raised, befriended three of the most notorious troublemakers at Hogwarts, met Hermione, then the incident with the Sorting Hat...on Monday he got a time machine to solve His sleep problems, a legendary invisibility cloak from an unknown benefactor, and the rescue of seven Hufflepuffs by frightening off five horrific senior boys who threatened to snap off his fingers , realized that he had a mysterious dark side, learned the cold and frost spells in Charms class, and started to become rivals with Hermione... On Tuesday he went to Aurora?Astronomy class with professor Sinista, she's not bad, then History of Magic class, teaching a ghost who should be exorcised and replaced with a gramophone... Wednesday, known as the most dangerous in the classroom Student...Thursday, Thursday, don't think about it...Friday, the incident in the Potions class, and then he blackmailed the headmaster, and then the defense professor let him be beaten in class, and then found out that the defense professor was still alive on the earth The most amazing man... on Saturday he lost a bet, went on a first date, and set out to save Draco... and then this morning, Professor Trelawney's unfinished prophecy, perhaps referring to An immortal Dark Lord is coming to attack Hogwarts, maybe not.

Harry mentally organized the material and began to write.

Dear Mom and Dad:

Hogwarts is fun.I learned how to violate the second law of thermodynamics in the Charms class, and I also met a man named Hermione?Granger's girl, she reads faster than I do.

I'll leave it at that.

love your sons,

Harry?James?porter-evans-veris

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[1] From "Discworld", the original text is "the one who does the work of the god of death is the god of death".

[2] Dr. Seuss: Children's writer, has written many literacy enlightenment books: baike.baidu/view/444551.htm

[3] Bayesian conspiracy: The conclusion of Bayesian theorem (baike.baidu/view/1488573.htm) is sometimes very counterintuitive, so it is also known as "Bayesian conspiracy".See yudkowsky.net/rational/bayes for a detailed discussion.

[4] David Criswell's theory on moving stars: en.wikipedia/wiki/Star_lifting