Rebirth Zuo Wei
Chapter 322 About Kidney Deficiency
"Let me tell you, you little fat man, what kind of monster is that? I have never seen a monster like you in every district in all the mansions."
"Black and white, fat and fat, it looks like a bear, but it loves to eat so much, could it be that the demon pig has mutated?"
"Hey, it's true. This kid has been eating for more than half an hour. Damn, I haven't eaten in 500 years!"
"You're pretty good. I was trapped to death by those vile beasts. I didn't eat or drink. I was starving before I died."
"Little fat man, don't eat it, or we'll roast you for barbecue." A strong man couldn't hold back, and was so stimulated by the variety of food in Pang Pang's hands. This little fat man is too unreasonable.
Fatty was stunned for a moment, obviously hearing the last sentence, stopped his mouth, looked up into the sky, blinked and hummed: "I am a panda, a national treasure, and I cannot eat it. Men will suffer from kidney failure if they eat it, and women will suffer from kidney damage if they eat it." Although she is fine after eating it, her husband will suffer from kidney deficiency."
The souls are quiet, who is this little fat man's mother, really, ma'am, she is vicious, especially towards men.
Pangpang saw that these "dead people" didn't molested him anymore, so he was satisfied and continued to eat. Mom was right, no matter if it was a verbal attack or any other attack, it must hit the nail on the head.
"By the way, uncles, what is kidney deficiency?"
Xiaopangpang is still very innocent, although he knows that this is the key point of a man, but why is it the key point, he can't understand it.
"Uh, well, kidney deficiency means poor health. If you are in poor health, you won't enjoy eating well."
"So this kidney still needs to be well protected."
Fatpang suddenly realized that the kidneys are so important, and the food is not delicious, it is really serious, and the kidneys must be protected in the future...
"Also. Also, although you are a monster, the most important thing about this man is..."
…………
When Pangpang accepted the "common sense" indoctrination of these unscrupulous, shameless, and boring hardcore uncles, an hour finally passed.
Zuo Wei was fully prepared and planned to face the "entertainment" of these kendo masters, but when the beam of light dispersed, she was stunned when she saw it.
Fatty was sitting cross-legged on the ground.The fruit stones and fleshy bones that fell on the ground next to it.And it is holding a notebook, writing something seriously...
Zuo Wei was confused, when will this kid know how to write?Well, that's not the point.The point is, is it recording what the souls are saying.
"The so-called man, the most important thing is to last."
"Man, you can't say no."
"When chasing a girl, you must be shameless. As long as you are attracted to it, you must stick to it, just like sticky candy, and you must never leave it. To those rivals in love, you must do whatever it takes. To the girl, you must give all your warmth."
"And, and..."
Zuo Wei raised her head, her inner cow face was not enough to express her depression, her elite children, the cultivation plan of a new generation of flowers of the motherland, had been trampled into nothingness by these unscrupulous "predecessors" (someone has forgotten who instilled those black-bellied thoughts in the fat kid, and, kidney deficiency...).
Finally, a strong man noticed Zuo Wei's appearance and shouted: "Ha, this little girl has come out!"
Pangpang stopped writing, quickly got up, ran to Zuo Wei's side, Lian Sheng shouted: "Mom, mom".
The souls are shocked, so what, mother?The mother who taught the little fat man to suffer from kidney deficiency?Uh, they thought she was a tough middle-aged woman, but now seeing that Zuo Wei turned out to be the mother of the fat mouth, their mood was almost like crazy.
"Little girl, you dare to run into our sword mound to advance to the Elementalist level. Are you provoking us again?"
"That's right, don't you know that we are all your seniors here?"
Zuo Wei had already expected that they would make a fuss about this, so he thought up his words: "Seniors, I was already an elemental master before I practiced swordsmanship. To be honest, I really want to be a sword cultivator, because I like the freedom of a sword cultivator, its unrestrained, independent, this breakthrough of Yuanli is also a helpless move, moreover, the junior also wants to come to Jianzhong to test himself, And you can comprehend a higher and deeper way of swordsmanship in the sword mound."
After these words, these kendo masters feel at ease. In other words, this little girl's elementalist talent is so high that they feel horrified, but she chose to join Jianzong instead of Fazong. It's just a proof, people think that sword cultivators have a better future, which makes them feel proud of being a sword cultivator all their lives, and why don't seniors who regard the sword as their lifelong love feel happy.
The so-called thousand wears and wears, flattery does not wear, not to mention Zuo Wei's words are not false, the eyes are so sincere that these old and strong people can feel her firmness.
Sword repair, the most important character is to be firm!Self-improvement!
Zuo Wei made them very satisfied, not only satisfied, but also rose to the point of liking immediately, so, the talent of the elementalist is so strong, the talent of swordsmanship is not covered, look, the aura of killing swordsmanship on this body is not fake!
Well, once you like it, you will find it pleasing to the eye. Before, you obviously thought that Zuo Wei's entry into the Sword Tomb was a provocation to them, but now it immediately turns into Zuo Wei's courage, and his love of swordsmanship is commendable... …
"Since you've come in, we'll give you a chance to take a good look at our kendo! Brothers, show off!"
Swipe, dozens of men's figures suddenly appeared in front of Zuo Wei, illusory and illusory, unable to see the real face clearly, one of the men in Tsing Yi Huapao faintly drew out his long sword, and snorted coldly: "Little girl, look, this It's me who got the Sword of Rain!"
"Drizzle!" A sword was struck, and a thin drizzle fell from the sky. With a flick of the sword tip, every misty raindrop fluttered, densely packed, brushed, and suddenly, every moment the raindrop extended, turning into a long sword with a handle , soft, lingering, but without a trace of gap.
"Heavy rain!" Crashing, the long sword made a sharp neighing sound, like big raindrops falling majesticly, with an irresistible force, each sword contained murderous intent.
"Storm of rain." Swirling, the raindrops spun together, whirling, turning into a storm, clang, clang, in the storm, countless sword blades intersected, making harsh friction sounds, densely packed with ferocious The tip of the sword is shocking.
Brushing, calmly retracting the sword, the man said calmly: "I am the sword of the rain, and I am best at group attacks. I pay attention to seamlessness, so that people have no way to escape."
Zuo Wei didn't answer, but pressed his lips tightly, closed his eyes and recollected everything he saw before, rain, it turns out that there is such a side of rain, whether it is sad or lingering, densely packed, without any gaps...
"Heh, it's my turn next, little girl..." A man was about to show off his kendo, but suddenly stopped, and the souls around him were also stunned.
"Don't disturb her, this little girl is having an epiphany!"
The many souls were speechless in astonishment, not knowing what to say, dammit, just let you see their swordsmanship, it won't be so vigorous, and they will be enlightened so soon?
The strong man who just showed Zuo Wei the way of swordsmanship in the rain wanted to cry, so what, is Zuo Wei trying to make him feel ashamed? I realized at a glance, you want me, the front wave, to be shot to death on the beach by you?
In fact, Zuo Wei's epiphany of the sword of rain is not without reason. Well, the basic prerequisites are superman's understanding of the sword, so it goes without saying. The second point is that Zuo Wei has comprehended the secrets of speed and slowness before, and the secrets of speed are perfect, and Complementing each other, the secrets of slowness are also improving at a rocket-like speed. The Sword of Rain, drizzle, and heavy rain actually have the secrets of speed and slowness. The so-called attack has both sides of speed and slowness. This is the foundation. A stimulus, the fabled inspiration, might be called an epiphany.
Unfortunately, the strong man who obtained the Sword of Rain just now gave Zuo Weiyi an inspiration.
Let her epiphany!
For Zuo Wei, epiphany does not differ in time or place, only a little bit of inspiration is missing.
Pangpang was already used to it, and looked at these "uncles" who made such a fuss with contempt, and had never seen the same "uncles" in the world, then sat down and continued to eat...
After a long time, Zuo Wei finally woke up from the state of epiphany.
"Uh, I'm sorry, senior, it was the younger generation who neglected you just now!" Letting these seniors look at him in a daze, he felt a little guilty.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's fine, it's fine." A strong man said incoherently.
"Well, little girl, what did you realize?"
A person finally couldn't hold back his doubts and asked.
Zuo Wei smiled faintly, and said: "I only realized that the sword of rain is superficial, and it can't form the drizzle of the senior just now, let alone the torrential rain."
"Um, Fur? You mean, you have mastered the sword of rain? Do you have the will of the sword?"
Zuo Wei rubbed his chin, the sword will of the rain?Is it similar to the will mode of the Sword of Killing?
"Does this count?" Stretching out his hand and spreading it out, a drop of water suddenly appeared on Zuo Wei's middle finger, floated up, swiped, and suddenly turned into a small transparent sword.
Hiss, hiss, hiss, gasping sound.
"It's really done? Let me go, I will come next, I am the sword of fire!"
"Your sister, step aside, I have mastered the sword of speed, and this little girl knows that the profound meaning of speed is perfect at a glance. If I want to teach her, she will definitely be able to form the sword intent of speed!"
"Fuck you, I still have the Sword Intent of Slowness, you don't understand how fast and slow complement each other? You have to upgrade the Sword Intent of Slowness first!"
"What's the speed? I still have the sword intent of the cloud. The ethereal cloud is invisible. If a girl learns it, she will have a good temperament. She must like this..."
"No wonder you are so sissy!"
"Damn ghost, what are you talking about, want to fight?!"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you, damn sissy!"
"Black and white, fat and fat, it looks like a bear, but it loves to eat so much, could it be that the demon pig has mutated?"
"Hey, it's true. This kid has been eating for more than half an hour. Damn, I haven't eaten in 500 years!"
"You're pretty good. I was trapped to death by those vile beasts. I didn't eat or drink. I was starving before I died."
"Little fat man, don't eat it, or we'll roast you for barbecue." A strong man couldn't hold back, and was so stimulated by the variety of food in Pang Pang's hands. This little fat man is too unreasonable.
Fatty was stunned for a moment, obviously hearing the last sentence, stopped his mouth, looked up into the sky, blinked and hummed: "I am a panda, a national treasure, and I cannot eat it. Men will suffer from kidney failure if they eat it, and women will suffer from kidney damage if they eat it." Although she is fine after eating it, her husband will suffer from kidney deficiency."
The souls are quiet, who is this little fat man's mother, really, ma'am, she is vicious, especially towards men.
Pangpang saw that these "dead people" didn't molested him anymore, so he was satisfied and continued to eat. Mom was right, no matter if it was a verbal attack or any other attack, it must hit the nail on the head.
"By the way, uncles, what is kidney deficiency?"
Xiaopangpang is still very innocent, although he knows that this is the key point of a man, but why is it the key point, he can't understand it.
"Uh, well, kidney deficiency means poor health. If you are in poor health, you won't enjoy eating well."
"So this kidney still needs to be well protected."
Fatpang suddenly realized that the kidneys are so important, and the food is not delicious, it is really serious, and the kidneys must be protected in the future...
"Also. Also, although you are a monster, the most important thing about this man is..."
…………
When Pangpang accepted the "common sense" indoctrination of these unscrupulous, shameless, and boring hardcore uncles, an hour finally passed.
Zuo Wei was fully prepared and planned to face the "entertainment" of these kendo masters, but when the beam of light dispersed, she was stunned when she saw it.
Fatty was sitting cross-legged on the ground.The fruit stones and fleshy bones that fell on the ground next to it.And it is holding a notebook, writing something seriously...
Zuo Wei was confused, when will this kid know how to write?Well, that's not the point.The point is, is it recording what the souls are saying.
"The so-called man, the most important thing is to last."
"Man, you can't say no."
"When chasing a girl, you must be shameless. As long as you are attracted to it, you must stick to it, just like sticky candy, and you must never leave it. To those rivals in love, you must do whatever it takes. To the girl, you must give all your warmth."
"And, and..."
Zuo Wei raised her head, her inner cow face was not enough to express her depression, her elite children, the cultivation plan of a new generation of flowers of the motherland, had been trampled into nothingness by these unscrupulous "predecessors" (someone has forgotten who instilled those black-bellied thoughts in the fat kid, and, kidney deficiency...).
Finally, a strong man noticed Zuo Wei's appearance and shouted: "Ha, this little girl has come out!"
Pangpang stopped writing, quickly got up, ran to Zuo Wei's side, Lian Sheng shouted: "Mom, mom".
The souls are shocked, so what, mother?The mother who taught the little fat man to suffer from kidney deficiency?Uh, they thought she was a tough middle-aged woman, but now seeing that Zuo Wei turned out to be the mother of the fat mouth, their mood was almost like crazy.
"Little girl, you dare to run into our sword mound to advance to the Elementalist level. Are you provoking us again?"
"That's right, don't you know that we are all your seniors here?"
Zuo Wei had already expected that they would make a fuss about this, so he thought up his words: "Seniors, I was already an elemental master before I practiced swordsmanship. To be honest, I really want to be a sword cultivator, because I like the freedom of a sword cultivator, its unrestrained, independent, this breakthrough of Yuanli is also a helpless move, moreover, the junior also wants to come to Jianzhong to test himself, And you can comprehend a higher and deeper way of swordsmanship in the sword mound."
After these words, these kendo masters feel at ease. In other words, this little girl's elementalist talent is so high that they feel horrified, but she chose to join Jianzong instead of Fazong. It's just a proof, people think that sword cultivators have a better future, which makes them feel proud of being a sword cultivator all their lives, and why don't seniors who regard the sword as their lifelong love feel happy.
The so-called thousand wears and wears, flattery does not wear, not to mention Zuo Wei's words are not false, the eyes are so sincere that these old and strong people can feel her firmness.
Sword repair, the most important character is to be firm!Self-improvement!
Zuo Wei made them very satisfied, not only satisfied, but also rose to the point of liking immediately, so, the talent of the elementalist is so strong, the talent of swordsmanship is not covered, look, the aura of killing swordsmanship on this body is not fake!
Well, once you like it, you will find it pleasing to the eye. Before, you obviously thought that Zuo Wei's entry into the Sword Tomb was a provocation to them, but now it immediately turns into Zuo Wei's courage, and his love of swordsmanship is commendable... …
"Since you've come in, we'll give you a chance to take a good look at our kendo! Brothers, show off!"
Swipe, dozens of men's figures suddenly appeared in front of Zuo Wei, illusory and illusory, unable to see the real face clearly, one of the men in Tsing Yi Huapao faintly drew out his long sword, and snorted coldly: "Little girl, look, this It's me who got the Sword of Rain!"
"Drizzle!" A sword was struck, and a thin drizzle fell from the sky. With a flick of the sword tip, every misty raindrop fluttered, densely packed, brushed, and suddenly, every moment the raindrop extended, turning into a long sword with a handle , soft, lingering, but without a trace of gap.
"Heavy rain!" Crashing, the long sword made a sharp neighing sound, like big raindrops falling majesticly, with an irresistible force, each sword contained murderous intent.
"Storm of rain." Swirling, the raindrops spun together, whirling, turning into a storm, clang, clang, in the storm, countless sword blades intersected, making harsh friction sounds, densely packed with ferocious The tip of the sword is shocking.
Brushing, calmly retracting the sword, the man said calmly: "I am the sword of the rain, and I am best at group attacks. I pay attention to seamlessness, so that people have no way to escape."
Zuo Wei didn't answer, but pressed his lips tightly, closed his eyes and recollected everything he saw before, rain, it turns out that there is such a side of rain, whether it is sad or lingering, densely packed, without any gaps...
"Heh, it's my turn next, little girl..." A man was about to show off his kendo, but suddenly stopped, and the souls around him were also stunned.
"Don't disturb her, this little girl is having an epiphany!"
The many souls were speechless in astonishment, not knowing what to say, dammit, just let you see their swordsmanship, it won't be so vigorous, and they will be enlightened so soon?
The strong man who just showed Zuo Wei the way of swordsmanship in the rain wanted to cry, so what, is Zuo Wei trying to make him feel ashamed? I realized at a glance, you want me, the front wave, to be shot to death on the beach by you?
In fact, Zuo Wei's epiphany of the sword of rain is not without reason. Well, the basic prerequisites are superman's understanding of the sword, so it goes without saying. The second point is that Zuo Wei has comprehended the secrets of speed and slowness before, and the secrets of speed are perfect, and Complementing each other, the secrets of slowness are also improving at a rocket-like speed. The Sword of Rain, drizzle, and heavy rain actually have the secrets of speed and slowness. The so-called attack has both sides of speed and slowness. This is the foundation. A stimulus, the fabled inspiration, might be called an epiphany.
Unfortunately, the strong man who obtained the Sword of Rain just now gave Zuo Weiyi an inspiration.
Let her epiphany!
For Zuo Wei, epiphany does not differ in time or place, only a little bit of inspiration is missing.
Pangpang was already used to it, and looked at these "uncles" who made such a fuss with contempt, and had never seen the same "uncles" in the world, then sat down and continued to eat...
After a long time, Zuo Wei finally woke up from the state of epiphany.
"Uh, I'm sorry, senior, it was the younger generation who neglected you just now!" Letting these seniors look at him in a daze, he felt a little guilty.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's fine, it's fine." A strong man said incoherently.
"Well, little girl, what did you realize?"
A person finally couldn't hold back his doubts and asked.
Zuo Wei smiled faintly, and said: "I only realized that the sword of rain is superficial, and it can't form the drizzle of the senior just now, let alone the torrential rain."
"Um, Fur? You mean, you have mastered the sword of rain? Do you have the will of the sword?"
Zuo Wei rubbed his chin, the sword will of the rain?Is it similar to the will mode of the Sword of Killing?
"Does this count?" Stretching out his hand and spreading it out, a drop of water suddenly appeared on Zuo Wei's middle finger, floated up, swiped, and suddenly turned into a small transparent sword.
Hiss, hiss, hiss, gasping sound.
"It's really done? Let me go, I will come next, I am the sword of fire!"
"Your sister, step aside, I have mastered the sword of speed, and this little girl knows that the profound meaning of speed is perfect at a glance. If I want to teach her, she will definitely be able to form the sword intent of speed!"
"Fuck you, I still have the Sword Intent of Slowness, you don't understand how fast and slow complement each other? You have to upgrade the Sword Intent of Slowness first!"
"What's the speed? I still have the sword intent of the cloud. The ethereal cloud is invisible. If a girl learns it, she will have a good temperament. She must like this..."
"No wonder you are so sissy!"
"Damn ghost, what are you talking about, want to fight?!"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you, damn sissy!"
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