The first shooter, he was reborn [Esports]
Chapter 41 Battle 1
When Cheng Che and the others came over with the sausages, Wu You and the barber shop owner all stared at Lin Xingling with puzzled expressions.
Wu You: "Captain isn't living a good life?"
Lin Xingling: "Huh?"
I am alive and well...
Cheng Che curled his lips and said, "Captain, the leader is dead."
Captain: I heard that you told people everywhere that I was dead?
Everyone laughed.
Cheng Che distributed roast sausages to everyone, and even the owner of the barber shop was flattered to get one.
It is natural to be more careful when cutting hair.
Wu You just shaved bangs and the back of his head, his hair said he didn't need to cut it, and it was very handsome with a small tie in the back.
"Cut it, it looks good."
Brother Feng, as a "middle-aged and elderly person" who is about to turn [-], really appreciates Xiaoyou's hair.
"Cut it shorter?" asked the barber shop owner.
"Boss, the shorter you said is... this little, or this much." Wu You showed him a look of embarrassment and compared him with his fingers by two centimeters, and then opened it to ten centimeters.
The boss laughed: "Hahahaha, don't be kidding, your hair is not that long, if it is so long, you are a girl."
Your coach said, you can't keep your pigtails.
"Well, shall I come?"
Phantom, who had been watching silently, suddenly spoke. Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then the boss handed him the scissors in his hand.
Cheng Che looked at Lin Xingling, and said in a low voice, "I also want, want to grow long...just, that kind of wolf tail, you...you know?"
Lin Xingling smiled.
"Let's not keep it, well, let's just have short hair and we'll be very handsome."
"Langwei... that handsome, really, really." Cheng Che begged him with clasped hands and bowed to him a few times.
"It's hot, don't keep it so long; besides, your hair is still hard, and when it grows, it makes your neck scratchy...Xiao You got it trimmed at the back, leave some hair and pull it up, not a wolf's tail. (Xing)"
"Then, I'll keep that too. (Toru)"
The kids didn't want to listen to it, so Lin Xingling had no choice but to show him by himself.
Two small knots were tied, one on each side, which is quite symmetrical.
Cheng Che: ...
I am dissatisfied, very dissatisfied, and if I ask you to tie my hair, I will be a dog!
...Unable to convince Lin Xingling, Cheng Che had no choice but to ask his boss to cut his hair to a normal length.
On a whim, Lin Xingling also said to trim his hair, but fortunately, everyone stopped him to dispel this idea, and just trimmed the ends of his hair a little.
After the two of them got it done, Wu You's hair was also cut over there, and tied with a small rubber band, it was very rusty.
"It's all done, shall we go back?"
Phantom stood behind him and carefully touched the tip of his hair twice. He didn't say anything, but he seemed to have a lot to say.
Cheng Che glanced at the two in confusion, turned around and saw Lin Xingling looking at him, and quickly gave him a wink.
Look, I have double eyelids~
Brother Feng on the side: Petrochemical——
"..."
Lin Xingling smiled and beckoned him to come to his side, "Come on, put on the hairpin."
As he spoke, he gave him the star hairpin to clip in his hair.
"I have it too." Liu Yan waved the little flower hairpin in his hand at him, and then pinned it to the collar of his team uniform.
You should cherish Senior Sister Ling Meng's blessing.
One by one, they made some messes.
Brother Feng sighed, greeted the boss and hurriedly took away his group of children.
Go back to the fifth floor, open the door and enter the house.
Brother Feng reiterated again: "Remember our rules, take care of yourself, don't swear, and don't fall in love."
This time, I will focus on naming Liu Yun: "Liu Yun, you must remember it firmly."
Liu Yu lowered his eyes, "Got it."
"Mei Er doesn't like that celebrity, he likes~~" Wu You elongated her voice cheaply: "Lian~~Rong~~"
"I like Huiyue from now on."
Lin Xingling held his shoulders and pressed down as if giving him strength.
"Yeah." Liu Yan responded obediently.
Although I disagreed with what the captain said, but it was right to agree... Seeing what brother Feng and the captain were going to have a long talk, he directly used the excuse that he was cooking and hid in the small kitchen.
……
As soon as Liu Yu left, the topic of the dangers of falling in love was naturally discontinued.
Brother Feng, who had been frowning since he came out of the opening ceremony venue, sighed: "Our first opponent in the first round of the regular season is TG...Damn it."
The lotus paste is from TG, and Liu Xie really likes the lotus paste...
It's not that I don't trust Liu Wei, it's just that I'm afraid that he will be nervous during the game. This kid will easily make mistakes when he is nervous... If the mid laner makes a mistake, it will be difficult to win.
Lianrong is recognized as a textbook for mid laners in the lane, and if the opponent is not paying attention, he will be caught by him.
The pressure in the middle is tight.
"Trust Liu, Liu Wei, he is very, very powerful."
Cheng Che cheered everyone on.
Liu Wei is a top mid laner, but he is also a very emotional child... prone to idiot love brain.
Lin Xingling was worried about this.
There's nothing wrong with being in love, the important thing is not to be an idiot... If Liu Yu becomes an idiot when he sees the real Lian Rong, then it's over.
Wu You scratched his neck, frowned and said, "We have to trust Meier Yun, he has a plan in his own mind."
Liu Wei in the kitchen: Lian Shen posted a new Weibo, please like, comment, and retweet the trumpet!
——Playing the piano with eyes closed, outrageous.
Brother Feng nodded: "Then what, if the enemy is in the dark, we can see... No, the enemy... is not right... Tsk, anyway, we are going to recite... recite, recite that kind of battle!"
Open your mouth and forget your words.
Lin Xingling reminded him: "What is the source of life?"
Cheng Che answered, "Food."
【Fight against rice】
Wu You originally wanted to say it, but was pushed by Phantom's arm, so he couldn't say it.
Phantom: "Shh."
Brother Feng, who already knew how to say that idiom, looked at Cheng Che with great interest, and held his chin: "You continue."
Lin Xingling: ...
"Then what does Liu Zhi put for cooking?"
Cheng Che spoke bluntly: "Rice?"
Mistake... Lin Xingling slapped his forehead and asked him, "Then what does he use to wash rice?"
"Hand."
During the dispute, Cheng Che had long forgotten what the original question was, but Lin Xingling asked one and he answered one: "No, isn't it right?"
Wu You: "What you said, my younger sister looked back and picked it up... I died laughing."
It's over, isn't it?
Lin Xingling smiled good-naturedly, "No...change the difficulty, baby, listen to me, let me ask you, what do you want to drink when you're thirsty?"
Cheng Che said unconfidently, "Milk, milk tea."
Brother Feng gave a thumbs up: "You are rich and willful."
Phantom and Wu You sat with a cup of tea and watched the play.
After careful consideration, Lin Xingling spoke again: "You drink milk tea...you drink... what are the ingredients of milk tea?"
Cheng Che five kills: "Tea."
Started to talk a little bit.
"Tea?"
Lin Xingling asked: "What do you use to brew the tea?"
Cheng Che responded eloquently: "Tea cup."
The guide asked him to talk about water, but he said a teacup... Lin Xingling was about to vomit blood from his anger.
Cheng Che was still in a daze, not knowing why he suddenly asked these questions.
Lin Xingling: ...
Lin Xingling: "Let me ask you again, what's in the river?"
Cheng Che: "Fish."
Lin Xingling (I'll give you one last chance): "Where do the fish swim?"
Cheng Che (giving up thinking): "Swim in the river."
Wu You: "Grass, well-founded...Applause!"
Voice-activated applause: "Crackling crackling!!! Stop—"
Stop in time before Star Daddy hits someone.
"..."
Lin Xingling, who had been repeatedly frustrated by Cheng Che, bowed his head in frustration.
"Do you need some high blood pressure medicine?" Brother Feng asked him with a suppressed smile.
"I'll come, I'll come." Wu You volunteered, "I'll help Xing Dae to save... Ah bah, enlighten Brother Che."
Xiaoyou confidently came up with a big move: "What is Han Xiner's skill? (Last Stand)"
Cheng Che also lived up to expectations: "Displacement."
"I mean what's the name of his second skill? (Yu)"
"Jump back, jump. (Toru)"
"We're just asking for the specific name. (Yu)"
"Strong, enhanced basic attack. (Toru)"
After three rounds, Wu You was completely defeated.
"Brother Che is really an old faucet—it's too rusty."
Wu You slumped back on the sofa and was severely speechless.
If you say he is stupid, he answered everything satisfactorily... If you say he is smart, he doesn't have a single word.
It's really not wasted at all where IQ is not needed.
"...Mmm." Lin Xingling didn't even want to say a word.
After listening to this group of riddlers playing charades for a long time, Cheng Che also got a little impatient: "Hey, what the hell, asking so... so many, what do you want to know?"
Brother Feng: "What kind of battle are you carrying?"
Cheng Che was speechless: "Back, fight with your back."
I have been asking this for a long time... I just said that the answer to so many questions is water?
Good boy is autistic.
When Liu Yu finished cooking and came over with a plate of dishes, everyone was depressed.
Meier asked puzzledly, "Aren't you guys going to eat?"
The problem goes back to the original starting point: rice.
【Fight against rice】
First, Wu You smiled and said, "My grandma is looking for the source of life", and then Cheng Che got up: "No, don't worry about it, let's eat."
He went to the kitchen and brought over two bowls of rice, one for Lin Xingling: "Team, Captain, are you drinking, water or...eating? Crazy"
"Don't mention this word, if you mention your captain, you will be autistic again." Brother Feng got up and went to the small kitchen to serve dinner.
"What, what word?"
Cheng Che: "Water?"
Lin Xingling: ...
Thank you, dear boy, and thank you for letting me know where the ceiling of human brain teasers is.
When all the food was on the table, Liu Yan raised his mouth again: "Eat well and train well. We will play TG soon, and we must win."
Brother Feng: Damn it... Play TG, where the chat begins.
Lin Xingling was completely autistic.
"Okay...Okay, eat well."
As he spoke, Cheng Che poured him a glass of warm water.
…water.
Lin Xingling: You've screwed me up.
The meal ended with laughter, and the spoon was transferred to Brother Feng to wash the dishes. He also happily went to the small kitchen with the bowls, chopsticks and plates.
"Don't think so much, let's work hard, and it will be fine if we beat TG." Wu You patted his chest, and announced to everyone proudly: "The second jungler in KPL is going to play the top game."
KPL No. [-] jungler: ...
Liu Xi and Phantom went back to their rooms one after another. Cheng Che originally wanted to queue with him, but seeing the captain's disinterested look, he didn't say anything.
Just send him back to the room: "If you are tired, if you are tired, first... rest."
See his worry written all over his face.
Cheng Che: "I, I will come back after [-] o'clock, no direct broadcast, live broadcast... I practice archer hand and hand feeling."
Be good... Lin Xingling nodded.
There are still three days until the team's first match in the KPL, and everyone is racing against time.
Lin Xingling, who made the bed in the room, thought about it, and he couldn't hold back...
Turn on the phone, log in, and start the peak game.
The author has something to say:
【small theater】
Hamster Xingling: The last chapter said that I was dead, and this chapter made me crazy... Really worthy of being you and me! [Smile]
Maomao Cheche: Actually, do you believe me when I said that I only used [-]% of my Qi Ren skill?
Hamster: Let me go, please.
Maomao: [smiles]
Wu You: "Captain isn't living a good life?"
Lin Xingling: "Huh?"
I am alive and well...
Cheng Che curled his lips and said, "Captain, the leader is dead."
Captain: I heard that you told people everywhere that I was dead?
Everyone laughed.
Cheng Che distributed roast sausages to everyone, and even the owner of the barber shop was flattered to get one.
It is natural to be more careful when cutting hair.
Wu You just shaved bangs and the back of his head, his hair said he didn't need to cut it, and it was very handsome with a small tie in the back.
"Cut it, it looks good."
Brother Feng, as a "middle-aged and elderly person" who is about to turn [-], really appreciates Xiaoyou's hair.
"Cut it shorter?" asked the barber shop owner.
"Boss, the shorter you said is... this little, or this much." Wu You showed him a look of embarrassment and compared him with his fingers by two centimeters, and then opened it to ten centimeters.
The boss laughed: "Hahahaha, don't be kidding, your hair is not that long, if it is so long, you are a girl."
Your coach said, you can't keep your pigtails.
"Well, shall I come?"
Phantom, who had been watching silently, suddenly spoke. Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then the boss handed him the scissors in his hand.
Cheng Che looked at Lin Xingling, and said in a low voice, "I also want, want to grow long...just, that kind of wolf tail, you...you know?"
Lin Xingling smiled.
"Let's not keep it, well, let's just have short hair and we'll be very handsome."
"Langwei... that handsome, really, really." Cheng Che begged him with clasped hands and bowed to him a few times.
"It's hot, don't keep it so long; besides, your hair is still hard, and when it grows, it makes your neck scratchy...Xiao You got it trimmed at the back, leave some hair and pull it up, not a wolf's tail. (Xing)"
"Then, I'll keep that too. (Toru)"
The kids didn't want to listen to it, so Lin Xingling had no choice but to show him by himself.
Two small knots were tied, one on each side, which is quite symmetrical.
Cheng Che: ...
I am dissatisfied, very dissatisfied, and if I ask you to tie my hair, I will be a dog!
...Unable to convince Lin Xingling, Cheng Che had no choice but to ask his boss to cut his hair to a normal length.
On a whim, Lin Xingling also said to trim his hair, but fortunately, everyone stopped him to dispel this idea, and just trimmed the ends of his hair a little.
After the two of them got it done, Wu You's hair was also cut over there, and tied with a small rubber band, it was very rusty.
"It's all done, shall we go back?"
Phantom stood behind him and carefully touched the tip of his hair twice. He didn't say anything, but he seemed to have a lot to say.
Cheng Che glanced at the two in confusion, turned around and saw Lin Xingling looking at him, and quickly gave him a wink.
Look, I have double eyelids~
Brother Feng on the side: Petrochemical——
"..."
Lin Xingling smiled and beckoned him to come to his side, "Come on, put on the hairpin."
As he spoke, he gave him the star hairpin to clip in his hair.
"I have it too." Liu Yan waved the little flower hairpin in his hand at him, and then pinned it to the collar of his team uniform.
You should cherish Senior Sister Ling Meng's blessing.
One by one, they made some messes.
Brother Feng sighed, greeted the boss and hurriedly took away his group of children.
Go back to the fifth floor, open the door and enter the house.
Brother Feng reiterated again: "Remember our rules, take care of yourself, don't swear, and don't fall in love."
This time, I will focus on naming Liu Yun: "Liu Yun, you must remember it firmly."
Liu Yu lowered his eyes, "Got it."
"Mei Er doesn't like that celebrity, he likes~~" Wu You elongated her voice cheaply: "Lian~~Rong~~"
"I like Huiyue from now on."
Lin Xingling held his shoulders and pressed down as if giving him strength.
"Yeah." Liu Yan responded obediently.
Although I disagreed with what the captain said, but it was right to agree... Seeing what brother Feng and the captain were going to have a long talk, he directly used the excuse that he was cooking and hid in the small kitchen.
……
As soon as Liu Yu left, the topic of the dangers of falling in love was naturally discontinued.
Brother Feng, who had been frowning since he came out of the opening ceremony venue, sighed: "Our first opponent in the first round of the regular season is TG...Damn it."
The lotus paste is from TG, and Liu Xie really likes the lotus paste...
It's not that I don't trust Liu Wei, it's just that I'm afraid that he will be nervous during the game. This kid will easily make mistakes when he is nervous... If the mid laner makes a mistake, it will be difficult to win.
Lianrong is recognized as a textbook for mid laners in the lane, and if the opponent is not paying attention, he will be caught by him.
The pressure in the middle is tight.
"Trust Liu, Liu Wei, he is very, very powerful."
Cheng Che cheered everyone on.
Liu Wei is a top mid laner, but he is also a very emotional child... prone to idiot love brain.
Lin Xingling was worried about this.
There's nothing wrong with being in love, the important thing is not to be an idiot... If Liu Yu becomes an idiot when he sees the real Lian Rong, then it's over.
Wu You scratched his neck, frowned and said, "We have to trust Meier Yun, he has a plan in his own mind."
Liu Wei in the kitchen: Lian Shen posted a new Weibo, please like, comment, and retweet the trumpet!
——Playing the piano with eyes closed, outrageous.
Brother Feng nodded: "Then what, if the enemy is in the dark, we can see... No, the enemy... is not right... Tsk, anyway, we are going to recite... recite, recite that kind of battle!"
Open your mouth and forget your words.
Lin Xingling reminded him: "What is the source of life?"
Cheng Che answered, "Food."
【Fight against rice】
Wu You originally wanted to say it, but was pushed by Phantom's arm, so he couldn't say it.
Phantom: "Shh."
Brother Feng, who already knew how to say that idiom, looked at Cheng Che with great interest, and held his chin: "You continue."
Lin Xingling: ...
"Then what does Liu Zhi put for cooking?"
Cheng Che spoke bluntly: "Rice?"
Mistake... Lin Xingling slapped his forehead and asked him, "Then what does he use to wash rice?"
"Hand."
During the dispute, Cheng Che had long forgotten what the original question was, but Lin Xingling asked one and he answered one: "No, isn't it right?"
Wu You: "What you said, my younger sister looked back and picked it up... I died laughing."
It's over, isn't it?
Lin Xingling smiled good-naturedly, "No...change the difficulty, baby, listen to me, let me ask you, what do you want to drink when you're thirsty?"
Cheng Che said unconfidently, "Milk, milk tea."
Brother Feng gave a thumbs up: "You are rich and willful."
Phantom and Wu You sat with a cup of tea and watched the play.
After careful consideration, Lin Xingling spoke again: "You drink milk tea...you drink... what are the ingredients of milk tea?"
Cheng Che five kills: "Tea."
Started to talk a little bit.
"Tea?"
Lin Xingling asked: "What do you use to brew the tea?"
Cheng Che responded eloquently: "Tea cup."
The guide asked him to talk about water, but he said a teacup... Lin Xingling was about to vomit blood from his anger.
Cheng Che was still in a daze, not knowing why he suddenly asked these questions.
Lin Xingling: ...
Lin Xingling: "Let me ask you again, what's in the river?"
Cheng Che: "Fish."
Lin Xingling (I'll give you one last chance): "Where do the fish swim?"
Cheng Che (giving up thinking): "Swim in the river."
Wu You: "Grass, well-founded...Applause!"
Voice-activated applause: "Crackling crackling!!! Stop—"
Stop in time before Star Daddy hits someone.
"..."
Lin Xingling, who had been repeatedly frustrated by Cheng Che, bowed his head in frustration.
"Do you need some high blood pressure medicine?" Brother Feng asked him with a suppressed smile.
"I'll come, I'll come." Wu You volunteered, "I'll help Xing Dae to save... Ah bah, enlighten Brother Che."
Xiaoyou confidently came up with a big move: "What is Han Xiner's skill? (Last Stand)"
Cheng Che also lived up to expectations: "Displacement."
"I mean what's the name of his second skill? (Yu)"
"Jump back, jump. (Toru)"
"We're just asking for the specific name. (Yu)"
"Strong, enhanced basic attack. (Toru)"
After three rounds, Wu You was completely defeated.
"Brother Che is really an old faucet—it's too rusty."
Wu You slumped back on the sofa and was severely speechless.
If you say he is stupid, he answered everything satisfactorily... If you say he is smart, he doesn't have a single word.
It's really not wasted at all where IQ is not needed.
"...Mmm." Lin Xingling didn't even want to say a word.
After listening to this group of riddlers playing charades for a long time, Cheng Che also got a little impatient: "Hey, what the hell, asking so... so many, what do you want to know?"
Brother Feng: "What kind of battle are you carrying?"
Cheng Che was speechless: "Back, fight with your back."
I have been asking this for a long time... I just said that the answer to so many questions is water?
Good boy is autistic.
When Liu Yu finished cooking and came over with a plate of dishes, everyone was depressed.
Meier asked puzzledly, "Aren't you guys going to eat?"
The problem goes back to the original starting point: rice.
【Fight against rice】
First, Wu You smiled and said, "My grandma is looking for the source of life", and then Cheng Che got up: "No, don't worry about it, let's eat."
He went to the kitchen and brought over two bowls of rice, one for Lin Xingling: "Team, Captain, are you drinking, water or...eating? Crazy"
"Don't mention this word, if you mention your captain, you will be autistic again." Brother Feng got up and went to the small kitchen to serve dinner.
"What, what word?"
Cheng Che: "Water?"
Lin Xingling: ...
Thank you, dear boy, and thank you for letting me know where the ceiling of human brain teasers is.
When all the food was on the table, Liu Yan raised his mouth again: "Eat well and train well. We will play TG soon, and we must win."
Brother Feng: Damn it... Play TG, where the chat begins.
Lin Xingling was completely autistic.
"Okay...Okay, eat well."
As he spoke, Cheng Che poured him a glass of warm water.
…water.
Lin Xingling: You've screwed me up.
The meal ended with laughter, and the spoon was transferred to Brother Feng to wash the dishes. He also happily went to the small kitchen with the bowls, chopsticks and plates.
"Don't think so much, let's work hard, and it will be fine if we beat TG." Wu You patted his chest, and announced to everyone proudly: "The second jungler in KPL is going to play the top game."
KPL No. [-] jungler: ...
Liu Xi and Phantom went back to their rooms one after another. Cheng Che originally wanted to queue with him, but seeing the captain's disinterested look, he didn't say anything.
Just send him back to the room: "If you are tired, if you are tired, first... rest."
See his worry written all over his face.
Cheng Che: "I, I will come back after [-] o'clock, no direct broadcast, live broadcast... I practice archer hand and hand feeling."
Be good... Lin Xingling nodded.
There are still three days until the team's first match in the KPL, and everyone is racing against time.
Lin Xingling, who made the bed in the room, thought about it, and he couldn't hold back...
Turn on the phone, log in, and start the peak game.
The author has something to say:
【small theater】
Hamster Xingling: The last chapter said that I was dead, and this chapter made me crazy... Really worthy of being you and me! [Smile]
Maomao Cheche: Actually, do you believe me when I said that I only used [-]% of my Qi Ren skill?
Hamster: Let me go, please.
Maomao: [smiles]
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