What does kitty know
Chapter 47
"All the way with you" encountered the biggest crisis in history. Bai Nan explained the matter on Jiang Mian's arm with the director's assistant director and the producer supervisor of Yuanzai Company in a few sentences. Turned around to find Tang Xingyan and Jiang Mian after the face of a circle of people was turned green.
But it seemed that Tang Xingyan had already taken Jiang Mian to the hospital, so Bai Nan could only take out his mobile phone and call Tang Xingyan.
The phone rang twice and was picked up. Before Tang Xingyan could speak, Bai Nan asked in a low voice like a thief, "How is Jiang Mian? I know a master who specializes in fortune-telling for big dogs. Do you need an introduction?" for you?"
……
"Hi Teacher Bai, I'm Jiang Mian."
?
Bai Nan took the phone away, and after confirming that the number on it belonged to Tang Xingyan, he smiled again, "Oh, Xiao Jiang, isn't Tang Xingyan with you? Are you two in the hospital or where, do you need my help? "
Jiang Mian looked forward hesitantly. Tang Xingyan stood in front of the French window with his back to him, covering his belly with one hand and holding a cigarette in the other.
Jiang Mian couldn't see his expression clearly, but he could feel that Tang Xingyan should be unhappy now.
"Probably not necessary."
Bai Nan thought that the two of them were frightened by the haunting of the tomb, so he quickly comforted him and said that he should not think too much about it, the important thing is to recover from the injury, if you have any questions, you can call him directly, and he will arrange it.
Jiang Mian hesitantly nodded his head twice and hung up the phone.
He was a little at a loss as to what to do.
Jiang Mian didn't understand what the problem was. He just asked Tang Xingyan if he had bumped into the kitten in his stomach because of running in the dark just now, and he didn't speak for a long time.I didn't even know where I found a pack of cigarettes, lit it and held it on my fingertips, I didn't smoke, I just lit it for fun.
Jiang Mian didn't like the smell of nicotine, so she hugged the pillow and buried the tip of her nose in it, revealing only a pair of cat pupils, looking at Tang Xingyan quietly.
——Tang Xingyan, why is he unhappy?
Is it because of yourself?
Teacher Tang, who turned his back on Jiang Mian, had basically lost his language function.
Tang Xingyan knew the concept of "birthing a child". In the happy hometown of noodle soup, there were countless unscrupulous food.Among this group of inhuman CP fans, there is a small group who are especially inhuman, and they like to see little beauties crying with big bellies.
The best one is the one where Jiang Mian was so tortured by morning sickness that he couldn't eat, lying weakly in Tang Xingyan's arms, and knocked on him with teary eyes, explaining that he told you not to get involved in it.Tang Xingyan is distressed and sweet, but he can't help him at all, so he can only let his lover lose his temper.
The first time Tang Xingyan saw the news of his and Jiang Mian's birth, he silently turned off his phone.When I watched it for the second time, I persisted until halfway through.
Then there was the third and fourth time...
That's weird, take another look at the jpg.
The brains of fans are really big and yellow.
But Mian Mian, who is tearful and coquettish and loses her temper, is also very cute.
Up to now, there is also a category in the favorites of Tang Xingyan's software, which is dedicated to niche fans.
But he never thought that giving birth to a child is real, but he is the one who is crying with a big belly.
Tang Xingyan touched his flat belly with a stiff back, it was hard to imagine the bulge there.
The key is what kind of kitten did he conceive?He doesn't even have a uterus.What's more, even if he is really pregnant, will the kitten go to the pediatrician or the veterinarian?If you lose too much blood when you are sick, should you transfuse human blood or cat blood?
What will we eat and drink in the future?Does he and Jiang Mian's children have to eat canned cats to survive?
and also--
"Meow."
A small meow sounded behind Tang Xingyan, which made Tang Xingyan's back tremble abruptly.
He turned around, and on the hospital bed, a snow-white long-haired cat sat on the quilt of the same color, with a big duster-like tail politely looped in front of his body and resting on his paws.
The little white cat raised its head, staring at Tang Xingyan with a pair of bright yellow eyes, and moved the tip of its pink nose.
"Meow."
Jiang Mian called out again.
He intuitively felt that Tang Xingyan's bad mood was because of himself, but Jiang Mian had no experience in coaxing people, and after thinking for a long time, he remembered that when he was in the Demon Management Office, it seemed that a staff member of the Tianshi Management Department hugged him after being pissed off by his boyfriend. Then he said a word.
"It's not that I have a bad temper. It's him who is looking for trouble all day long. It's not a kitten. A big man has troubles all day long. Who doesn't bother me?"
It seems that cats will be forgiven unconditionally for many things that humans would be blamed for.
Therefore, Jiang Mian changed back to his original form.
He looked at Tang Xingyan and turned around to look at him stiffly, his fingers hanging by his side, motionless.
Touch me, why don't you touch me?
Jiang Mian stood up, cocked his tail and turned sideways to show Tang Xingyan his long and soft fur, indicating that he felt good in his hand.
Tang Xingyan's fingers moved slightly.
Jiang Mian simply turned over to reveal the fluffy fur belly, four light pink paws that were soft, tender and easy to pinch were spread in the air, and the big tail swept across the bed.
Jiang Mian still stretched his head hard to look at Tang Xingyan, and meowed for the third time.
Now even if Tang Xingyan didn't understand meow at all, he could be sure of Jiang Mian's meaning.
He took a step forward, sat down slowly, stretched out his hand, and stopped in mid-air.
Jiang Mian didn't move, and the round cat pupil just looked at Tang Xingyan trustingly and obediently.
Tang Xingyan's limbs softened a little. He took a deep breath and touched the little white cat's belly.Jiang Mian is thin in human form, and also thin in cat form. It looks like a round ball that is all supported by fur.So it feels unbelievably soft, like freshly slapped cotton, yet has a silky softness.
Tang Xingyan could feel the body temperature of the kitten under his hand, as well as its breathing.
Cute, beautiful and well-behaved.
It's just a kitten stuffed in his belly.
Jiang Mian likes to be brushed and touched by others. After all, if he licks his long hair by himself, he can be like ten Mianmian.So the lazy kitten likes to wag its tail to find someone to help him.
Jiang Mian already liked being kissed and hugged. When Tang Xingyan's fingers touched him, he subconsciously squinted his eyes and began to enjoy it.But Tang Xingyan only touched him normally for two seconds, and Jiang Mian felt himself being lifted up. The next moment he opened his eyes, his eyes were dark.
——Tang Xingyan buried his face in his stomach and took a deep breath.
For a moment, Jiang Mian's mind went blank for a moment, but the feeling of being rubbed with the tip of his nose at the most vulnerable place was strange and ambiguous, and even his spine felt a little numb.The strange feeling made him subconsciously start struggling and meowing.
Tang Xingyan snorted. He probably knew what Jiang Mian was talking about, but he just pretended not to understand.
He's pregnant with kittens and can't suck the culprit?
Jiang Mian was so sucked that his hairs flew around. Before he could react, Tang Xingyan pressed his two front paws on the bed again.
"Are all cat demons as cute as you?"
Tang Xingyan kissed Jiang Mian's pink nose, and got a wronged meow.
"The two of us never slept, how did you get me pregnant with a kitten?"
Tang Xingyan touched Jiang Mian's fur belly presumptuously, and his five fingers easily trapped Jiang Mian's soft fur.
Jiang Mian held his hand, and gently kicked Tang Xingyan's wrist with his paws, signaling him to touch himself lightly. The people in the demon management office touched him just like touching a Bodhisattva. When did Jiang Mian be sucked so much.
But it is obvious that the civil servants who are responsible for diplomacy in the Demon Management Office are completely different from Mr. Tang, who has been misbehaving all year round.
Tang Xingyan lowered his eyes and looked at the kitten watching him on the bed, and rubbed Jiang Mian's tail all the way down,
Jiang Mian: ...!
His whole cat was red, and he began to struggle all of a sudden.
Tang Xingyan smiled, and poked the small piece of soft meat viciously, "I'm a little curious, Mian Mian, did the two of us do it or not? If we did, why don't I feel it at all?"
"Is it because your kittens are too cute?"
"Meow!"
"Mianmian, I don't understand."
Tang Xingyan let go anyway, her boyfriend is a cat demon, and he is pregnant with a kitten, so is there any need for him to lose face in this situation?Why don't you take this opportunity to take advantage of it, and we'll talk about it later.
But he didn't expect at all that the next moment, the hair ball in his hand suddenly elongated his figure, and the young man without clothes bit him on the side of the neck in anger.
"Not cute!" Jiang Mian's ears were flushed, and he didn't know if he was just sucked or ashamed, how could Tang Xingyan speak like that.
Tang Xingyan didn't even think about it, and quickly pulled the quilt aside to cover Jiang Mian.Jiang Mian reached out and scratched him angrily.
Tang Xingyan is good or bad, how can there be such a bad person.I obviously let him touch me because I saw him unhappy, but in the end I was not only touched and sucked, but also laughed at... small.
Jiang Mian suffocated when he thought of those humans on the Internet who laughed at cats like lipstick, it was too much.
"Okay, okay, hiss—my stomach hurts a little." Tang Xingyan frowned and covered his lower abdomen and began to act, "It hurts."
Jiang Mian's hand paused in the air, "Does it hurt?"
Tang Xingyan nodded resolutely, "It hurts, I heard the kitten in my stomach say that I need to pinch the big cat's ears to get better."
No matter how stupid Jiang Mian was, he would never be fooled by such nonsense, Maoer Tong narrowed his eyes fiercely and was about to lose his temper.
Tang Xingyan: "There's no way, the little guy stayed in my stomach for three months before he was discovered, and he should have a little temper."
Jiang Mian: ...
Tang Xingyan held Jiang Mian's snow-white wrist, and rubbed the thin skin inside with his fingertips, "Hey, Mian Mian. This is how you monsters let others conceive first. Then wait until the month is over and you can't get rid of it." Did you tell others? Does it mean that raw rice is cooked?"
Jiang Mian hid himself under the quilt little by little.
He's just a kitten who can't understand human language.
Tang Xingyan supported him with one hand, stretched his eyebrows and smiled, "calculate the time, the kitten in my stomach should have been there when we first met. Why don't Teacher Jiang tell me how to use it?" The sorcerer got me pregnant?"
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The author has something to say:
Tang Xingyan did not fully believe that he was pregnant, otherwise he would not have come to a private hospital and opened a VIP ward.
明天请个假嗷,我得去做核酸QWQ感谢在2022-03-1322:55:38~2022-03-1422:56:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Jijia Rabbit Meow, ORZ, Sugar Girl; 8 bottles of Sweet Orange; 5 bottles of Yiwei; 1 bottle of Gui Na Wo, Yuntian_Thirteen;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
But it seemed that Tang Xingyan had already taken Jiang Mian to the hospital, so Bai Nan could only take out his mobile phone and call Tang Xingyan.
The phone rang twice and was picked up. Before Tang Xingyan could speak, Bai Nan asked in a low voice like a thief, "How is Jiang Mian? I know a master who specializes in fortune-telling for big dogs. Do you need an introduction?" for you?"
……
"Hi Teacher Bai, I'm Jiang Mian."
?
Bai Nan took the phone away, and after confirming that the number on it belonged to Tang Xingyan, he smiled again, "Oh, Xiao Jiang, isn't Tang Xingyan with you? Are you two in the hospital or where, do you need my help? "
Jiang Mian looked forward hesitantly. Tang Xingyan stood in front of the French window with his back to him, covering his belly with one hand and holding a cigarette in the other.
Jiang Mian couldn't see his expression clearly, but he could feel that Tang Xingyan should be unhappy now.
"Probably not necessary."
Bai Nan thought that the two of them were frightened by the haunting of the tomb, so he quickly comforted him and said that he should not think too much about it, the important thing is to recover from the injury, if you have any questions, you can call him directly, and he will arrange it.
Jiang Mian hesitantly nodded his head twice and hung up the phone.
He was a little at a loss as to what to do.
Jiang Mian didn't understand what the problem was. He just asked Tang Xingyan if he had bumped into the kitten in his stomach because of running in the dark just now, and he didn't speak for a long time.I didn't even know where I found a pack of cigarettes, lit it and held it on my fingertips, I didn't smoke, I just lit it for fun.
Jiang Mian didn't like the smell of nicotine, so she hugged the pillow and buried the tip of her nose in it, revealing only a pair of cat pupils, looking at Tang Xingyan quietly.
——Tang Xingyan, why is he unhappy?
Is it because of yourself?
Teacher Tang, who turned his back on Jiang Mian, had basically lost his language function.
Tang Xingyan knew the concept of "birthing a child". In the happy hometown of noodle soup, there were countless unscrupulous food.Among this group of inhuman CP fans, there is a small group who are especially inhuman, and they like to see little beauties crying with big bellies.
The best one is the one where Jiang Mian was so tortured by morning sickness that he couldn't eat, lying weakly in Tang Xingyan's arms, and knocked on him with teary eyes, explaining that he told you not to get involved in it.Tang Xingyan is distressed and sweet, but he can't help him at all, so he can only let his lover lose his temper.
The first time Tang Xingyan saw the news of his and Jiang Mian's birth, he silently turned off his phone.When I watched it for the second time, I persisted until halfway through.
Then there was the third and fourth time...
That's weird, take another look at the jpg.
The brains of fans are really big and yellow.
But Mian Mian, who is tearful and coquettish and loses her temper, is also very cute.
Up to now, there is also a category in the favorites of Tang Xingyan's software, which is dedicated to niche fans.
But he never thought that giving birth to a child is real, but he is the one who is crying with a big belly.
Tang Xingyan touched his flat belly with a stiff back, it was hard to imagine the bulge there.
The key is what kind of kitten did he conceive?He doesn't even have a uterus.What's more, even if he is really pregnant, will the kitten go to the pediatrician or the veterinarian?If you lose too much blood when you are sick, should you transfuse human blood or cat blood?
What will we eat and drink in the future?Does he and Jiang Mian's children have to eat canned cats to survive?
and also--
"Meow."
A small meow sounded behind Tang Xingyan, which made Tang Xingyan's back tremble abruptly.
He turned around, and on the hospital bed, a snow-white long-haired cat sat on the quilt of the same color, with a big duster-like tail politely looped in front of his body and resting on his paws.
The little white cat raised its head, staring at Tang Xingyan with a pair of bright yellow eyes, and moved the tip of its pink nose.
"Meow."
Jiang Mian called out again.
He intuitively felt that Tang Xingyan's bad mood was because of himself, but Jiang Mian had no experience in coaxing people, and after thinking for a long time, he remembered that when he was in the Demon Management Office, it seemed that a staff member of the Tianshi Management Department hugged him after being pissed off by his boyfriend. Then he said a word.
"It's not that I have a bad temper. It's him who is looking for trouble all day long. It's not a kitten. A big man has troubles all day long. Who doesn't bother me?"
It seems that cats will be forgiven unconditionally for many things that humans would be blamed for.
Therefore, Jiang Mian changed back to his original form.
He looked at Tang Xingyan and turned around to look at him stiffly, his fingers hanging by his side, motionless.
Touch me, why don't you touch me?
Jiang Mian stood up, cocked his tail and turned sideways to show Tang Xingyan his long and soft fur, indicating that he felt good in his hand.
Tang Xingyan's fingers moved slightly.
Jiang Mian simply turned over to reveal the fluffy fur belly, four light pink paws that were soft, tender and easy to pinch were spread in the air, and the big tail swept across the bed.
Jiang Mian still stretched his head hard to look at Tang Xingyan, and meowed for the third time.
Now even if Tang Xingyan didn't understand meow at all, he could be sure of Jiang Mian's meaning.
He took a step forward, sat down slowly, stretched out his hand, and stopped in mid-air.
Jiang Mian didn't move, and the round cat pupil just looked at Tang Xingyan trustingly and obediently.
Tang Xingyan's limbs softened a little. He took a deep breath and touched the little white cat's belly.Jiang Mian is thin in human form, and also thin in cat form. It looks like a round ball that is all supported by fur.So it feels unbelievably soft, like freshly slapped cotton, yet has a silky softness.
Tang Xingyan could feel the body temperature of the kitten under his hand, as well as its breathing.
Cute, beautiful and well-behaved.
It's just a kitten stuffed in his belly.
Jiang Mian likes to be brushed and touched by others. After all, if he licks his long hair by himself, he can be like ten Mianmian.So the lazy kitten likes to wag its tail to find someone to help him.
Jiang Mian already liked being kissed and hugged. When Tang Xingyan's fingers touched him, he subconsciously squinted his eyes and began to enjoy it.But Tang Xingyan only touched him normally for two seconds, and Jiang Mian felt himself being lifted up. The next moment he opened his eyes, his eyes were dark.
——Tang Xingyan buried his face in his stomach and took a deep breath.
For a moment, Jiang Mian's mind went blank for a moment, but the feeling of being rubbed with the tip of his nose at the most vulnerable place was strange and ambiguous, and even his spine felt a little numb.The strange feeling made him subconsciously start struggling and meowing.
Tang Xingyan snorted. He probably knew what Jiang Mian was talking about, but he just pretended not to understand.
He's pregnant with kittens and can't suck the culprit?
Jiang Mian was so sucked that his hairs flew around. Before he could react, Tang Xingyan pressed his two front paws on the bed again.
"Are all cat demons as cute as you?"
Tang Xingyan kissed Jiang Mian's pink nose, and got a wronged meow.
"The two of us never slept, how did you get me pregnant with a kitten?"
Tang Xingyan touched Jiang Mian's fur belly presumptuously, and his five fingers easily trapped Jiang Mian's soft fur.
Jiang Mian held his hand, and gently kicked Tang Xingyan's wrist with his paws, signaling him to touch himself lightly. The people in the demon management office touched him just like touching a Bodhisattva. When did Jiang Mian be sucked so much.
But it is obvious that the civil servants who are responsible for diplomacy in the Demon Management Office are completely different from Mr. Tang, who has been misbehaving all year round.
Tang Xingyan lowered his eyes and looked at the kitten watching him on the bed, and rubbed Jiang Mian's tail all the way down,
Jiang Mian: ...!
His whole cat was red, and he began to struggle all of a sudden.
Tang Xingyan smiled, and poked the small piece of soft meat viciously, "I'm a little curious, Mian Mian, did the two of us do it or not? If we did, why don't I feel it at all?"
"Is it because your kittens are too cute?"
"Meow!"
"Mianmian, I don't understand."
Tang Xingyan let go anyway, her boyfriend is a cat demon, and he is pregnant with a kitten, so is there any need for him to lose face in this situation?Why don't you take this opportunity to take advantage of it, and we'll talk about it later.
But he didn't expect at all that the next moment, the hair ball in his hand suddenly elongated his figure, and the young man without clothes bit him on the side of the neck in anger.
"Not cute!" Jiang Mian's ears were flushed, and he didn't know if he was just sucked or ashamed, how could Tang Xingyan speak like that.
Tang Xingyan didn't even think about it, and quickly pulled the quilt aside to cover Jiang Mian.Jiang Mian reached out and scratched him angrily.
Tang Xingyan is good or bad, how can there be such a bad person.I obviously let him touch me because I saw him unhappy, but in the end I was not only touched and sucked, but also laughed at... small.
Jiang Mian suffocated when he thought of those humans on the Internet who laughed at cats like lipstick, it was too much.
"Okay, okay, hiss—my stomach hurts a little." Tang Xingyan frowned and covered his lower abdomen and began to act, "It hurts."
Jiang Mian's hand paused in the air, "Does it hurt?"
Tang Xingyan nodded resolutely, "It hurts, I heard the kitten in my stomach say that I need to pinch the big cat's ears to get better."
No matter how stupid Jiang Mian was, he would never be fooled by such nonsense, Maoer Tong narrowed his eyes fiercely and was about to lose his temper.
Tang Xingyan: "There's no way, the little guy stayed in my stomach for three months before he was discovered, and he should have a little temper."
Jiang Mian: ...
Tang Xingyan held Jiang Mian's snow-white wrist, and rubbed the thin skin inside with his fingertips, "Hey, Mian Mian. This is how you monsters let others conceive first. Then wait until the month is over and you can't get rid of it." Did you tell others? Does it mean that raw rice is cooked?"
Jiang Mian hid himself under the quilt little by little.
He's just a kitten who can't understand human language.
Tang Xingyan supported him with one hand, stretched his eyebrows and smiled, "calculate the time, the kitten in my stomach should have been there when we first met. Why don't Teacher Jiang tell me how to use it?" The sorcerer got me pregnant?"
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Tang Xingyan did not fully believe that he was pregnant, otherwise he would not have come to a private hospital and opened a VIP ward.
明天请个假嗷,我得去做核酸QWQ感谢在2022-03-1322:55:38~2022-03-1422:56:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Jijia Rabbit Meow, ORZ, Sugar Girl; 8 bottles of Sweet Orange; 5 bottles of Yiwei; 1 bottle of Gui Na Wo, Yuntian_Thirteen;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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