After Raiders Virtual Boyfriend Overturned

【Hi, I'm your boyfriend. 】

【Time 30 minutes, let's start chatting, what topic do you have? 】

[Or, do you have any thoughts on the design of aircraft engines? 】

After Ding Yi sent three voices, he still felt awkward. Is this the legendary awkward chat?

The word awkward chat came from Lin Zhizhou.

It was also the first time Ding Yi discovered that such a thing could happen to himself.

He thought that he would never have an awkward chat with anyone in his life. After all, he refused to go on a blind date, and he didn't think about who he would fall in love with. The purpose of communication was only at work, and the possibility of awkward chat was zero.

As a virtual boyfriend, it is really inappropriate to ask the question of the aircraft engine, why should he withdraw it?

hum.

While Ding Yi was hesitating, his phone vibrated, and the other party "Miss Sister" replied with a text message.

[Is it the kind of plane I thought? 】

Ding Yi: "..."

Is this young lady a bit too direct?

Could it be that he met a female hooligan because he was separated from the Internet?

It was the first time that Ding Yi encountered this kind of naked "molesting". He stared at his mobile phone for a few seconds and was in a daze for a few seconds. He was thinking about whether he should pay ten times more to Lin Zhizhou for the ten yuan for this half hour.

He can't do this job anymore.

After another few seconds of hesitation, the message was withdrawn as suddenly as it appeared.

[I don't know much about aircraft engines. I'm a liberal arts student, and my brother is a science guy? 】

This is much more normal.

Ding Yi felt that he couldn't just ruin Lin Zhizhou's job so easily, so he had no choice but to continue chatting.

[Yes, I'm a science student... Do you want a voice call or a voice message for the next chat? 】

The other party came back quickly.

[Voice information. 】

The other party: [Is my little brother specialized in virtual boyfriend work?Or do you experience life just to feel it? 】

Ding Yi: [I'll take over for my roommate, he's not feeling well today and can't take orders. 】

The other party: [Oh, so that's the case, but brother, your voice is very nice, and you are quite suitable for this job. 】

Ding Yi: 【Thank you. 】

The other party: 【Can my brother sing love songs? 】

Ding Yi: [Love song?Not very well, I will sing the national anthem. 】

The other party: [Then why don't I play the national anthem? 】

Singing the national anthem to a job target you don't know at all?What a scene!

Thinking about it, Ding Yi felt that this picture was so beautiful that it was worth taking a medicine.

Ding Yi: [This is really a bit...]

The other party: [It’s okay not to sing if you’re embarrassed, or you can replace it with earthy love words. 】

Ding Yi: [What are earthy love stories? 】

The other party: [Wait a moment...]

The other party: [Do you know the difference between you and the stars?The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart. 】

The other party: 【Do you want to eat watermelon?Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon and give it to a little fool like me. 】

The other party: 【Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness. 】

The other party: [I miss you so much, I changed three underwear today. 】

The other party retracted a message.

The other party: [I don't want to hit the south wall anymore, I just want to hit your chest. 】

The other party: [Do you have body odor?No, then why are you as charming as a fox. 】

The other party: [Probably like this, you can search the Internet, if you can't think of a topic, I can listen to a 30-minute rustic love story. 】

Ding Yi: "..."

This is really a female hooligan, right?

There are still 30 minutes left in the 22-minute chat. Compared with finding topics during this time, maybe it is really easier to read earthy love stories?

Ding Yi pressed the voice button and began to read the message sent by the other party.

[Do you know the difference between you and the stars?The stars are in the sky, you are in...cough, I...cough, in my heart. 】

Why is it so difficult to say a simple sentence, a few words, from your mouth?

There is an indescribable sense of shame!

The other party: [Little brother's voice is really nice, and the earthy love words become less earthy after you say them out of your mouth. 】

The other party: [Little brother, don't stop. 】

Ding Yi looked up at the ceiling, and then at Lin Zhizhou who was curled up on the bed in the room.

Okay, there are still 20 minutes, just bear with it and it will pass.

20 minutes is fast!

time flies.

Ding Yi's seconds are like years.

When the final countdown ended, Ding Yi finished reading the last earthy love words with a dull face, feeling that a certain part of his body was broken.

There is no going back.

"Old Ding..."

In the room, Lin Zhizhou hummed weakly.

Ding Yi immediately put down his phone, stood up and walked in to see him, "What's wrong? Do you want a drink?"

Lin Zhizhou flicked his fingers, and said, "Old Dingtou, I think I might have to trouble you to take me to the hospital. I feel like I'm dying... Ouch, I want to vomit... I want to poop again..."

Ding Yi also convinced him.

"I asked you to go to the hospital just now, but you said no, now you know I'm calling for help?"

Lin Zhizhou tried his best to raise his hand, "Stop reading, I'll wait until you finish chatting for 30 minutes, I'm almost dying, take me to the hospital quickly!"

Ding Yi: "..."

As a roommate, Ding Yi could only resign himself to dragging him up from the bed, half-supporting and half-dragging him out.

At this time, Lin Zhizhou still did not forget to comment on his work just now: "Old Dingtou, your earthy love words are so disgusting that I almost vomited."

Ding Yi was angry: "Do you believe that I will throw you on the ground now?"

……

midnight.

Zhou Lin began to doubt life. At that moment, he was either possessed by a ghost or suffered from intermittent psychosis. How could he want to write pure urban literature?

Every author has his own areas of expertise and areas of weakness. I think he has spent countless times on pure urban writing before he achieved a little success.

He is just not good at writing this genre!

How could he start a purely urban article on a whim?

Is being a father so easy?

Zhou Lin clutched his head and screamed silently, his mobile phone beeped one after another, as if to wake up the soul.

You don't need to look to know that these news come from his brother, his gay friends, authors who usually contact him, and very likely... his editor.

He must have been crazy just now.

Zhou Lin decided to tell everyone that he was time-traveled just now.

The mobile phone was thrown on the sofa like a hot potato by him just now, and after being mentally prepared, he stretched out his hand to meet the next storm.

boom!

Whoa!

There was a sudden crash on the top of his head, and Zhou Lin was so frightened that his hands shook in the middle of the night, and the mobile phone he just got fell out.

Fortunately, there was a carpet on the floor, so it didn't make too much noise.

It was also because it was night, and the sound of arguing suddenly sounded upstairs, and through the windows and the floor, it was faintly transmitted across the floors.

Didn't the lady upstairs just come back today?

Did you argue with your boyfriend?

The quarrel in the middle of the night did not seem to stop easily, and the irregular footsteps back and forth showed the excitement of the two parties.

Several things were smashed one after another, and exploded above Zhou Lin's head through the floor.

It won't happen, will it?

Zhou Lin paused the movie, walked to the balcony connected to the living room, opened the window and looked up.

The winter night is cold, and the north wind is more biting than the impression.

Look at nature and see nothing.

However, there is one floor of windows missing, and the quarrel upstairs is clearer. The voices of a man and a woman, and the voice of a woman are sharper. Zhou Lin didn't hear what he said clearly, but only heard "So you cheated? Get out of here." !" Ten words are correct and full of emotion.

Then there was a burst of angry footsteps, a series of traces sounded on the ceiling of his living room, and finally there was a "bang" slamming the door.

This quarrel is over.

Zhou Lin retracted his head back into the room, closed the windows, the air conditioner in the room was operating normally, and the room temperature was moderate.

"What's so good about pure urban emotional essays? Falling in love, cheating, quarreling, breaking up... There's nothing earth-shattering when you're in love, and nothing but fluff when you're breaking up."

Zhou Lin muttered to himself, slumped back on the sofa, started playing the movie again, and began to seriously consider an important issue with his mobile phone.

To live, or to die, that is the question.

Or should he delete the pre-receipt?

The author has something to say:

Ding Xiaoyi's diary: Today I met a "female hooligan" who loves to listen to earthy love stories!

ps: The earthy love story comes from the Internet