After Raiders Virtual Boyfriend Overturned

"Ding Yi, to be honest, your R&D department has not achieved anything in the past two years, and the existence of the entire department has not reflected its due significance at all. There have been rumors from the head office, and there is a high probability that your R&D department will be disbanded."

The blond-haired middle-aged foreigner spoke to Ding Yi in Chinese with [-] turns that did not match the standard of fluency. He said regretful words, but his actual expression had nothing to do with it.

Ding Yi has no expression on his face, and the people in front of him are one by one in your R&D department, as if he doesn't even remember that he is the real person in charge of "Your R&D department", he is just a deputy director.

"So is it disbanding, or is the whole department being laid off?" he asked.

If it is disbanded, the people in their department still have the opportunity to transfer from their current positions, but layoffs will only result in unemployment.

The foreigner spread his hands and said, "This year, the entire company will reduce its staff, so..."

Naturally it is the latter.

Ding Yi heaved a sigh of relief, turned around and left, the foreigner called his name behind him and asked him where he was going, but he ignored a word, and Ding Yi rolled his eyes when the other party cursed.

Come back home.

If you want to be fired, it is more comfortable to be fired while lying down at home.

The subway took six stops, and there was no sign of a bleak crowd on Sunday afternoon. Instead, there were many parents with children, and the carriage was a little more lively and angry than usual.

Balloons in children's hands, laughter, weekend.

Ding Yi was in a daze.

The brain full of making money and design drawings felt uncomfortable for a while, so that I almost missed the station, and hurried out of the station, the sun was warm and the wind was cold.

"Ah."

Ding Yi stood blankly for a few seconds, then suddenly laughed.

Back at the rented house, Ding Yi stood by the door and took out the keys. As soon as he opened the door, there was a sound of crackling footsteps on the stairs behind him.

"Hey, old Ding, you're back, hurry up! Let me in! Let me in first!"

Roommate Lin Zhizhou rushed over like the wind like being chased by a dog, knocked him to the side, and plunged into the rented room by himself.

They rented a two-bedroom apartment with a kitchen, bathroom and balcony. Although it wasn't a big place, it was quite spacious for two single men.

Lin Zhizhou rushed straight into the toilet, and Ding Yi could hear the movement in the toilet when he entered the door behind.

"Have you eaten?"

Otherwise, how could there be such a big movement?

Lin Zhizhou groaned and didn't make a sound. It wasn't until 10 minutes later that he dragged his weak legs and floated out.

"It's better to eat cumin. This is the third time for me. I almost pulled my pants on the road just now. Fortunately, I caught up."

He floated to the small sofa in the living room, fell straight up, and lay dead.

"Old Ding, why did you come back so early today? Aren't you all 007, who traded your life for money and wanted to die at work?"

Ding Yi went into the kitchen to pour himself a glass of water, and when he mentioned that the kettle was empty, he looked back at Lin Zhizhou who was lying on the sofa, and suddenly remembered that he usually came back at night, so he would be lucky enough to use the remaining hot water from his roommate. Water, this one just entered the door and is still lying on the sofa, so naturally there is nothing in the jug.

After receiving the water and starting to boil it, Ding Yi was not going to hide it from his roommate who had "lived together" for almost five years.

"I'm going to be laid off soon. Not only do I come back early, but I don't even need to go out in the future... You look like this, don't you need to go to the hospital?"

"No, it's just that if you eat too much and have diarrhea, it's fine if you have empty stomach... You were laid off?"

Lin Zhizhou's eyes widened all of a sudden, he seemed more excited to hear the news than he himself was laid off, "You work so hard and you will be laid off, is your company boss in the right mind? Even if you are so hardworking, you can't wait to die at work , don’t want employees who are too capable, does he want the company to go bankrupt?”

This is not the first time that Lin Zhizhou praised Ding Yi so openly, and his bad mood was finally buffered at this time.

"With vision, I think you can be my boss, and then I won't worry about it for the rest of my life."

"It's not impossible to be a boss. It's just that people like me have 360 ​​careers and have worked in any industry. But I've never been a boss. I'm afraid I'm a little lacking in experience and can't lead you to create brilliance together."

Lin Zhizhou couldn't stop talking, his hands didn't stop, his phone kept beeping, he took it out and snapped back, the speed of his hands made Ding Yi admire.

The water in the kitchen was boiling, Ding Yi went over and poured himself a glass, and poured another glass for Lin Zhizhou.

When he returned to the living room, he saw Lin Zhizhou's eyes glued to the phone screen, with an indescribably serious expression on his face.

"Is this the object found?"

Ding Yi put his hand on the tea table and asked a casual question.

"No, but it's okay." Lin Zhizhou said casually, glanced at the glass of water, and took the time out of his busy schedule to thank him, "Thank you... I recently got a new job, and I'm a virtual boyfriend online, and I just got an order. , Have you ever heard of a virtual boyfriend?"

Virtual boyfriend?

Ding Yi shook his head, but he was still calm. Most of the jobs Lin Zhizhou had done in the past few years were things he had never heard of.

For example, playing games with others, sweeping graves for others, professional beating teacher, dog food taster, professional mourning, shroud fitting... such a very normal occupation like a courier errand boy is not worth mentioning at all.

"Virtual boyfriend, you can understand it as a chat job with a dedicated person to please people... ok, the order is successfully received, and then you just need to chat with the other lady for half an hour."

Lin Zhizhou jumped up from the sofa excitedly, and fell down clutching his stomach the next second.

"Oh, no, my stomach hurts! Ah, I'm dying, I have to go to the toilet again!"

Ding Yi watched as the man stooped and rushed into the toilet again.

After 2 minutes, Lin Zhizhou's noodles floated out with vegetables.

"I think you should go to the hospital."

No matter how Ding Yi looked at him, he didn't look like an ordinary eater.

"It's too troublesome. I'll check the situation again. If it's really impossible, I'll go again." Lin Zhizhou returned to the sofa again, picked up the mobile phone he had thrown on the ground just now, and was ready to start working.

"How can you chat with people like this? You always say that I am going to die at work. I think you are the one who is going to respond to this sentence. Forget it, stop talking. Where did you put your citizen card? I will show you Go to the hospital." Ding Yi couldn't stand it anymore.

"No, I won't go, my work hasn't been finished yet... Aw, how much food did I eat, after pulling so many times, I should finish it! Aw..."

Lin Zhizhou got up from the sofa again and rushed to the toilet.

Ding Yi: "..." If you don't go to the hospital like this, your diarrhea will ruin your brain.

When Lin Zhizhou came out again, he looked even weaker, and he swayed in front of Ding Yi.

"Old Dingtou, do me a favor, can you chat with me for an hour? I have already accepted the order. Now if I tell the boss that I can't take it and ask him to replace me, I think my job will be ruined. I have only worked for three days. , please, help me keep my job!"

Before Ding Yi could refuse, Lin Jizhou had already snatched his mobile phone, unlocked it with his face, swiped his fingers, and added it for him.

"Just wait for the person to agree to the friend application. Chat for half an hour and ask if the other person wants to make a voice call. If not, you can send a voice message instead of a text message. Unless the other person asks, the time will start counting from the time the other person adds you. What are you talking about?" It's all casual, it's just nonsense anyway, just don't scold people, if you encounter a strange thing, you will see all kinds of life... Aw, my legs are so soft, I'll go to sleep for a while."

Ding Yi held his mobile phone and looked at Lin Zhizhou, he had already floated into the room and fell on the bed without moving.

"..."

Okay, isn't it just chatting?

Seeing that Lin Zhizhou had given him hot water to drink when he went home for so many years, he helped him with this.

The other party has agreed to the request to add friends, Ding Yi glanced at the other party's name, "Lin", a simple and neat word.

Maybe it's the word Lin in the name?

He guessed, remembering Lin Zhizhou's treatment, and sent a voice message first.

【Hi, I'm your boyfriend. 】This is the most basic greeting.

【Time 30 minutes, let's start chatting, what topic do you have? 】Clarify the working hours first, so that he can "get off work" on time later.

Ding Yi's two voice messages were sent, and after 2 minutes, the other party didn't respond at all. As a friend who just added, it is logical that the other party should not reply.

After waiting for another minute, Ding Yi felt that no matter whether the other party replied or not, he would complete the task after chatting for half an hour.

[Or, do you have any thoughts on the design of aircraft engines? 】

In awkward chats, he was forced to find topics, and Ding Yi, a science man with a background in engineering machinery, could only find topics related to his work.

On the other end of the dialogue box, Zhou Linzai beat up his brother, who was not doing anything, and sat on the ground "dead", and finally took back his mobile phone.

[Hi, I'm your virtual boyfriend Zhou Zhou. 】

At the top is the greeting that pops up automatically when adding friends, followed by three voice messages.

Zhou Lin didn't have the slightest interest in the so-called virtual boyfriend, so embarrassing that he could use his toes to reveal the embarrassing and earthy love stories in three rooms and one living room. For him, it was not being teased, but suffering.

Reaching out to delete someone as a friend, when his fingers slid across the screen, Zhou Shi under his buttocks took advantage of his distraction and struggled desperately. With a flick of his hand, he pressed the screen directly, just in time to click on the voice.

【Hi, I'm your boyfriend. 】

It's not pretending to be sexy, the voice sounds very loose, it should be a real person's real voice.

The voice is neither clear nor hoarse, and the pronunciation seems to have a bit of the chest resonance of the bel canto, but it is completely different from that.

Zhou Lin couldn't describe that feeling, if he had to use one word to describe his feeling when he heard this voice, it would be - Crisp.

A seemingly inadvertent sentence made his ears start to itch.

Even when Zhou Shi threw him on the floor, he couldn't care less.

He heard the three short voice messages all at once, Zhou Lin stretched out his hand and pressed the first one again without thinking about it, he wanted to listen to it again!

【Hi, I'm your boyfriend. 】

Ahhhh, this voice, the ears are about to become pregnant!Is the quality of 10 yuan so high now!

【Time 30 minutes, let's start chatting, what topic do you have? 】

What about the embarrassing teasing and earthy love stories?Come on, I can actually use this voice!

[Or, do you have any thoughts on the design of aircraft engines? 】

airplane?Is it the plane I thought it was?

The other party didn't speak again, Zhou Lin seemed to be possessed for a moment, his fingers had their own consciousness, and he directly pressed the keyboard to reply to the other party.

[Is it the kind of plane I thought? 】

Zhou Shi, who had witnessed a "face-changing" show at the side, wiped his face, only to feel that his eyes went dark, what kind of luck is he, he can click on a voice that suits his brother's taste so easily!

It's over, his brother's voice control syndrome is going to be completely ill!

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