Σ Academic Lily

I'm afraid, I mean no harm. Li quickly said, "I heard that you are sick, so I came to see you." "

Bai Xiaotang looked into Li's eyes.It was only then that Li noticed that this girl's eyes were big and beautiful.After a while when her eyes lowered, Li realized that her eyelashes were also very long.

"I'm already hiding...why do you still torture me like this..."

As Bai Xiaotang spoke, tears actually fell down on the quilt.Looking at the dirty quilt, Li frowned slightly.

Li thought that Bai Xiaotang's sudden crying must be because of that notepad.The secret was discovered by someone else, and that person came to find him - this Bai Xiaotang probably only did such a bad thing in his life.In this way, the author should be her right.

So Li took out a handkerchief and handed it to her: "Use this to wipe it off."

Bai Xiaotang looked at the handkerchief Li handed over in a daze for a while, then raised her head again, confirmed Li's friendly expression, and then took the handkerchief over.

This should be the so-called "breaking the ice moment".Li thought.

After Bai Xiaotang's mood calmed down a little, Li asked her: "Then, are those novels written by you?"

"...Mmm." It was very soft, but it was enough for Li to hear clearly.

"Oh? ... so are you left-handed?"

"Ah, no!" Bai Xiaotang hurriedly denied, shaking her head desperately, but her flustered eyes and flushed face had already betrayed herself.Li felt that she was really too funny, so she changed to a stern gaze that seemed to be able to penetrate everything, and stared at her.

In the past, I participated in the revolution with Anna. When necessary, Anna used this look to torture information.Li felt that her imitation was not in place.She remembered Anna's stern eyes with a mocking smile, as if saying "If you want to die, try it".

(And until Eternal Sleep, I kept this look in my eyes...)

Although Li could only learn about [-]% to [-]% of Anna's skill, it was more than enough to deal with the weak female student in front of her. "Yes." Bai Xiaotang admitted lightly.Li asked again: "What are you?" "I'm... left-handed."

Ah, it turns out that torturing others is such a pleasant thing.Li thought. "Li is a pervert." Shi Xuli couldn't help muttering.

Bai Xiaotang heard Shi Xuli's words.She couldn't help but look around, looking for the source of the sound.Li glanced sideways at Shi Xuli, stuffed it into her handbag casually, coughed, and asked, "Why do you say you're not left-handed? There's nothing wrong with being left-handed."

This is something Li really can't understand.

"I was taught to do things with my right hand since I was a child. If I use my left hand, I will be reprimanded by adults."

"But wouldn't it be easier for you to use your left hand?"

"I think maybe I'm not left-handed. It's just that when adults used their right hands when I was a child, it seemed to me on the left, so I couldn't help but want to imitate them with my left hand..."

Bai Xiaotang randomly found excuses.

Li walked to the end of the bed, looked at the name tag on it, and said, "You filled it out, right?"

"Ah."

"Well, it looks like it was written with the right hand." Li said, "It's so ugly."

Bai Xiaotang curled up and didn't speak.

"Obviously the left hand can do better, why use the right hand? He also said that he imitated adults when he was a child... Is there such a thing that reverses right and wrong? According to what you said, the love between the female student and the courtesan was just playing house ?”

"No!...You speak too loudly, please keep your voice down." Bai Xiaotang begged.She looked around, afraid that someone would look over here.

"Then what do you think? From my point of view, that female student was born naive, she was deceived by a courtesan, and she wanted to conceive and have a child for her..."

As Li said this, thinking of the pink egg written by Bai Xiaotang, she couldn't help but want to laugh, but she still forced herself to put on a stern look.

"It's not like this...it's not like this..."

"How can a woman really fall in love with a woman? She is an idiot. She was played by others and got the reputation of being pregnant out of wedlock. Ah, what a stupid woman."

"It's not like this!" Bai Xiaotang couldn't help but also became excited.

Li stopped talking.She just looked at Bai Xiaotang quietly, and Bai Xiaotang looked at her with stubborn eyes.

"She loves her." Bai Xiaotang said.

"Be louder, I can't hear you."

"She loves her!"

As if she had been seriously insulted, the female student spoke loudly with almost all her strength.Although his face was flushed and his voice was trembling, his eyes were shining with unyielding light.The tears that appeared obviously because of grievances were like a small flame wrapped in a lantern. Although they knew that it was impossible to break out of this bondage, they still devoted their lives to emitting light and heat unyieldingly.At this time, she no longer cared about the eyes of people passing by looking at her, and from the bottom of her heart, she no longer regarded her writing as something against the laws of nature.

Li breathed a sigh of relief and smiled in approval.Because she has already seen that the woman in front of her has begun to move closer to the request in her heart. "That's right," Li said, "it can't be helped, falling in love with someone. So using your left hand is not a big deal. Any thought that left-handedness must be 'corrected' is a big deal. There is a problem."

Bai Xiaotang didn't answer her, but lowered his head again, curled up into a ball, and cried while hugging the quilt.It seems that the yell just now made her use up all her strength.

Li thought, was I too strict just now?She glanced at the quilt, but still felt that the quilt was too dirty, so she took out another handkerchief and handed it to her.

"thanks……"

Li changed into a soft tone: "Why do you want to write such a novel?"

Bai Xiaotang stopped crying and wiped away her tears.

Li continued to ask: "That should be prohibited, right? Where even left-handed people are not tolerated, how can the kind of novel you write be tolerated. Why do you want to write it?"

The author has something to say: Shoucheng wants to take a leave of absence for the next two days. The update resumed on January 1.In the past two days, many new readers have come, very happy.I still feel like I have the best readers in the world.

From January 1th, I will try to adjust the update time to the morning.I can't let everyone stay up late with me.It's getting colder and colder, so it's better to go to bed early.

☆, then it's decided (inverted V)

Bai Xiaotang didn't answer.

"Li, it's better to be gentle with girls! Look at you, you have scared her to tears several times!"

The thin voice of Shi Xuli came from the Ganges sand book in the schoolbag, as if it came from far away.

Bai Xiaotang sat blankly, as if thinking about something, and didn't pay attention to the voice.

Seeing Bai Xiaotang's appearance, Li thought of her past.She remembered the fragments of her and Anna's first encounter floating in the sea of ​​long dimensions.

At that time, she was just a trainee administrator, wearing a pair of large black frame glasses, her field of vision was only a small area in front of her eyes, so in the eyes of others, she was also a woman who was often distracted and a bit dull.Although born with rare searcher ability, but the speed of finding books is still very slow, for which she is always laughed at by her colleagues, and she is always sent to be on duty at the circulation department of the library.

But one day, the woman with the flaxen hair and a burn mark on one side of her face came.She was bathed in the envious and jealous eyes of others all the way, passed through the lobby on the ground floor of the Tongtian Tower Library, appeared at the counter of the circulation department, and came to Li Lawrence.Lee Lawrence vaguely heard people say "the whip bearer" and "the person closest to the 'light'".Lee Lawrenceton felt the pressure.

The flaxen-haired woman held a stack of thick research works in her hand, and placed them heavily on the circulation counter. She pulled out the pointer behind her back, and without saying a word, she tapped the back of the book lightly with the whip tassel. For a moment, it's a sign.Li lowered her head, not daring to look at the expression on her face, and recorded the return dates of these books in the record book one by one.

It's a rather awkward moment.Although Liming knew that the other party was about the same age as her, maybe not a few years older, the sense of oppression brought by the other party was no less than that of one of the twelve professors of the council.The reason for this, Li thought, was probably because of the pointer in this person's hand.

Since the abolition of the corporal punishment system, things like pointer whips have become rare in Wuya Xuehai.Rather, Wuya Xuehai is now a school without force.Except for a few big professors who can enter and exit the "Wheel of Light" to perform multidimensional teaching tasks in the entire Boundless Learning Sea—including Lawrence's father—no one else is allowed to have such a thing.

Pointer - something so beautiful, it's not an exaggeration to say it's a work of art.It is obviously just a pointer, but it has exaggerated gauntlets, inlaid with beautiful gems, which can reflect beautiful brilliance no matter what time it is.This already implies that it is a weapon - it can become hard and soft according to needs, in name it is used as a teaching instruction, but in fact it can be used for corporal punishment. Of course, this is forbidden in Wu Ya Xue Hai.

Anna Aquinas, Teaching Assistant.This is the person's information as it appears on the register.The teaching assistant and the trainee librarian belong to the same level, that is to say, they should have the same status in this school.Why is such a person awarded the pointer?But since they are at the same level, there is nothing to be afraid of.Just as Li was thinking this way, she heard a burst of strange laughter:

"Lee Lawrence? Are you Lee Lawrence?"

Li raised her head, seeing that woman's eyes for the first time.The color of the pupils was actually as red as a flame, with a faint brilliance dancing.

"Why are you wearing such glasses, they don't match you at all." Anna said.

At first glance, it seemed like a mocking remark.But the friendly smile on her face showed that she was not malicious.

Because she was born in a traditional family of scholars, Li never thought about wearing contact lenses.In her family, myopia is hereditary.With the scientific and technological level of Wuya Xuehai, the problem of myopia could have been easily solved, but his father, who is a professor of liberal arts, stubbornly believed that glasses are an indispensable thing for scholars, just like rhymes are for poetry.Poetry without rhyme loses its basic temperament, and likewise, a scholar without glasses will be less persuasive.

Li didn't take this strange teaching assistant's suggestion at all.As a result, on the day of Knowledge Day, she received a gift from Anna—a box full of contact lenses.There are also matching cleaning potions, glasses cases and so on.

She returns it to Anna.

"My father will be angry if he wears this."

"I don't want to make your father angry, so would you rather make me angry? ——Since you dare to make me angry, you have to bear the corresponding consequences."

"no……"

Li hadn't finished speaking when she saw Anna pull out the pointer with lightning speed.The red fringe at the end of the pointer whipped a flower towards her forehead.

"Ah." Liqing couldn't help calling out.

But the pointer didn't land on her head, but lightly tapped on her forehead. "Why?"

"That's the voice. Oh heh heh."

What a perverted laugh.From then on, Li decided that this person was a pervert.Still, for some reason, she put the contact lenses on.Although she was reprimanded by her father, she persisted.

It turns out that Anna was indeed right.Li noticed that there were fewer people laughing at her.

"You can't look like this."

Anna always taught her that.

In the beautiful green hedge maze, Anna always stood in a place that seemed to be very close to her, but in fact was far away. When she watched her walk blindly in the hedge, she would say such words.

You can't do this, I'm already an administrator but you are still a teaching assistant.Why don't you pay attention to the evaluation of professional titles?Even though she was thinking this way, Li didn't dare to say it out loud.After a lot of effort, she finally walked to Anna's side.

Perhaps it is because Anna is the only teaching assistant who can travel to different dimensions for knowledge management, that's why she is so unwilling to make progress.Even though she is only a teaching assistant, she has obtained the power that only a great professor can obtain. As for why she has been a teaching assistant all the time, it is estimated that only her strange personality can explain it.

They sat together on a swing by the fountain in Professor Elise Lina's garden.When the big professor is away, this is a good place to talk.

"You have to become stronger." Anna said seriously, "Even if you can't catch up with the big professor, at least you have to be as strong as me."

"But I prefer to live without contention like this. And Anna is obviously just a teaching assistant!"

"Come on, try to say something tough to me. 'If you don't want to live, let the zombies bite your head off and die!'"

"...Don't compare me with people like you! What are zombies?"

"Then try this - 'Don't try to get ahead! You deserve it for being a piece of shit like Li!'"

"Who do you call trash?"

Seeing that Li was angry but had to maintain a dignified look, Anna smiled triumphantly again.After making a fuss for a while, Anna stretched.The color of sunlight was the color of Anna's flaxen hair.

"Who were you at that time..."

Sitting on the swing, Li heard Anna talking to herself like this.

The past is as vivid as the present.What Li Lawrence did to Bai Xiaotang today was just like what Anna did to her back then.If Anna back then hadn't awakened her understanding of herself and Wuya Xuehai, she wouldn't be where she is today.And what Bai Xiaotang needs most now is to know the meaning of his existence.That is to use her innocent story to illuminate a world grayed by the shadows of the unseen.However, if Li Lawrence achieves her goal and successfully cultivates Bai Xiaotang into a decent writer, Bai Xiaotang will have to leave this world as agreed with Balang Bookstore and go to a higher dimension to write.If so, what will the world look like?Will it welcome new and intrepid writers?

"that……"

Bai Xiaotang finally spoke.Li recovered from her thoughts.

"As for the reason for writing, I can't tell you now. But I will tell you one day." Bai Xiaotang said.

"I can't wait forever. I don't have much time here."

Li still tried her best to pretend to be cold.What she wanted to talk about was the time to stay in this world, but Bai Xiaotang thought that Li was just an ordinary foreign student who would return to China sooner or later.

"When I write a great work, I will tell you." Bai Xiaotang said.

From the look in her eyes, Li could already see that she had an answer, rather than simply procrastinating words.

"I've already said that I can't just wait so stupidly." Li said, "Until you write a great work, I will urge you every day to show you books that only the empire can read. If you want If you want to be lazy, don't blame me for being ruthless."

Hearing that he could see books unique to the empire, Bai Xiaotang's eyes lit up, and then dimmed again: "If she is discovered, will Li be implicated?"

"This is the purpose of my trip." Li looked at Bai Xiaotang seriously.

"But, I... Ah! Blood!"

In the unconscious conversation, a bottle was emptied.The blood flowed up the thin infusion tube, making Bai Xiaotang pale with fright and screaming.Seeing this, Li immediately grabbed her hand, pulled out the needle from under the skin, and asked her to press the wound well.

"Scared me to death..." Bai Xiaotang looked shocked.

The corner of Li's mouth curled up into a smile: "Do you have the guts to write and disseminate banned lily romance novels, but don't you have the guts to see your own blood?"

"What is that... a lily?"

Bai Xiaotang looked at Li puzzled, as if she was speaking an alien language.

Only then did Li realize that "lily" in this country doesn't have that kind of meaning. "Well, I will explain it to you later, don't worry about it."

Even though she said that, Li was wondering: what does this country use to refer to that type of novel?

"Then we've made a deal."

Bai Xiaotang suddenly looked at Li with shy eyes, and there was a faint pink color on his cheeks.

Li suddenly had a premonition of trouble coming.

This girl...couldn't... treat me...

oops.I wish I was overthinking it.Li thought.

The author has something to say: Resume the update.

January 2014, 1: This chapter is an inverted V chapter.

☆、Attention to bear children haunting (inverted V)

The author has something to say: the number of people reading the article has suddenly increased.Hope you all enjoy this story.Although it takes place in a strange background, it is just a very common school story.

Since receiving Li's promise, Bai Xiaotang recovered quickly.With Bai Xiaotang as a "student", Li and Shi Xuli's life became less boring.Especially enthusiastic is Shiori.It has been talking on paper for many years, and now it can finally devote itself to the great cause of cultivating future lily masters.It immediately used the Ganges Sand Book and issued a long list of reference books, please entrust it to Bai Xiaotang.Li glanced at it, then frowned: "Is this really all right?"

"I believe Shi Xuli is absolutely right! I deliberately chose famous works such as "Maria Is Staring" and "Candy Bomb". They are both works by female writers, and they are very suitable for her to learn from!"

"But why is there Kawabata Yasunari's "Gudu", this should be regarded as pure literature?"

"It's also a masterpiece of a Nobel Prize-winning writer, of course I recommend it. There's a whole series to follow..."

"What about Shashili's "The Customer of Venice"? Although it is a masterpiece, this is obviously a BG, right?"

"Miss Portia is also the source of Tomboy in later generations, and the CP of Portia×Ni Lisa is also very popular!"

But under this article is the whole series of "Kissing the Big Bouquet of Flowers" script, no matter how you think about it, it is an offense to Mrs. Sha Shili.Li took a marker pen and erased all inappropriate things while not paying attention in the poem, selected some more suitable reading materials from the Ganges sand book, translated them into a language that Bai Xiaotang could understand, and lied to her that Here is an Imperial Writer Works mailed from the Empire.Bai Xiaotang was very grateful, and expressed his great amazement at the emergence of talents in the empire.

In the process of teaching Bai Xiaotang, Li also gradually understood what was going on in this school.None of the patients lying in the corridors of the hospital that day was an ordinary person.It is no exaggeration to say that they are the most outstanding minds in this school and in this country.Because they refused to "reform" their minds, their bodies and spirits were destroyed by the violent abuse, or they took the initiative to commit suicide.Several of them are parents of students in the same cram school.For example, Pei Jun's father is a physicist and his mother is a cartoonist.At the beginning of the revolution, my mother hanged herself, and last year my father was beaten to death by the students he once guided.

Bai Xiaotang said: "Actually, he had to go to the cram school because of his parents. In terms of brains, he should be the best among us."

That somewhat rebellious boy is actually the son of a physicist and a cartoonist, no wonder he likes physics and cartoons.Li thought.

So what about Bai Xiaotang's parents?

Bai Xiaotang said that her parents, both experts in agriculture, participated in the research of peach blossoms and plum blossoms that never wither. When she was very young, she was transferred to the highest science institute, so she has been living with her grandparents.

"That should be a very honorable and meritorious thing. Why are you still studying in the cram school?"

"I don't know. There has been no news. If the photos are not still there, I will almost forget their looks."

It was obviously a sad thing, but Bai Xiaotang had a smile on his face.

Only Li knew that this was not good news.Something terrible must have happened to her parents, kept under wraps.It is not at all difficult to obliterate the existence of one or two people in such a country.

Today's school is not at all the excellent institution of learning in the past. It exists only to provide institutionalized management for these young minds.In addition to ideological courses, the courses in the school are still ideological courses, and all departmental and club activities no longer exist. There are only endless criticism and learning, endless red and white posters and street parades, endless literary and martial arts. fight……

The normal flowering period of peach blossoms and plum blossoms should have passed long ago, and they are still blooming on campus without fail.At first Li thought that such landscapes could be called scenic spots, but now she felt that they were just the endorsement of horror.In a country that doesn't feel like the seasons change, each day becomes like an ordeal.One day, when Li tore off the calendar, she suddenly realized that she had stayed in this country longer than before.

She fell into a new worry.

While she was worrying and waiting, before she knew it, summer came.

***

Spend the full moon thinking cram school classroom.Last cram school session before summer break.

"Then, please discuss your summer study plan freely..."

Before Teacher Li finished speaking, several students had already put the tables together on their own initiative.Because everyone is a student with backward thinking, they established a stronger friendship than ordinary students early.Li and Bai Xiaotang also moved the table together, but they didn't take the initiative to speak.Only Pei Jun sat in the seat by the window, staring out the window without moving.

Looking at these students who were enthusiastic about the summer vacation but had no interest in academics, Teacher Li sighed sadly and turned around silently to erase the writing on the blackboard.

"In my opinion, the training camp is the best."

"What about the theme of the training camp?"

"Seminar on Mystery Fiction in the Reading Room! How's it going?"

Li immediately concentrated her attention, and Bai Xiaotang opened her mouth one step ahead of her: "This can't be done... After all, after all..."

Li tensed up.It would be bad if the secret was revealed.

"Hey, Xiaotang watched it too?"

"How could she not read it? I know it very well. The sentence pattern of her recent class notes is a bit similar to the novel."

"You still talk about her, you yourself..."

Li breathed a sigh of relief.She secretly glanced at Teacher Li on the podium, who was still wiping the blackboard sadly.This is already the third time.However, she didn't seem to be listening to the students' discussion, so I don't know what she was thinking.

"But that mysterious author has really been getting better and better lately. Don't you think so?"

Li felt it too.She sent Bai Xiaotang's works to Johannes Chen, the owner of Balang Bookstore, to have a look.Chen became more and more satisfied with Bai Xiaotang's writing style, and couldn't wait to send the contract.Thinking of Bai Xiaotang's rapid progress, Li herself was quite proud.

"Maybe it was taught by a famous teacher."

Everyone turned their heads and saw that it was Pei Jun who spoke.He gave Li a meaningful look.

Just when the students were puzzled, the classroom door was suddenly knocked open by an unfriendly person.

"Spot checks!"

A high-pitched and explosive voice sounded at the door.

Li heard this familiar voice, and instinctively thought of that person.That's right, it was the captain of the academic inspection team that I met in the reading room.At first glance, it was indeed her.

Beside Li, Bai Xiaotang was trembling.Li immediately held her hand, hoping that she could calm down.At the same time, with the other hand, he quietly pulled out the novel that he had just finished in Bai Xiaotang's schoolbag, and stuffed it into the Ganges Sand Book in his schoolbag.

"Everyone! Hand in your course notes, immediately!"

Just want to check course notes?Li breathed a sigh of relief and handed in the notes, at the same time she was a little worried about the boy whose notes were full of manga and physics problems.But looking at his expression, he didn't care at all. It seemed that there was another notebook in the bag that should be checked.On the other hand, Teacher Li on the stage had no blood on his face, as if he might faint at any time.

Her appearance reminded Li of the harassing behavior she stopped.Li glanced at the door, and sure enough, she saw the silhouette of a man.Without looking closely, she knew it was the same prisoner.Li had already guessed the reason: Teacher Li must have rejected the man's harassment again, and the man reported to the academic monitoring team the things that were not good for her, Zuo Wei threatened.

The captain carefully flipped through the books collected on the table, and then said loudly: "There is nothing wrong with the notes."

The man looked at all this coldly.Teacher Li didn't dare to look at the door, so he bowed ninety degrees to the captain: "Thank you, Captain Zhu."

"Thanks? I'm just doing things impartially." The captain raised his eyebrows, "Speaking of which, Mr. Li, what's the matter with your clothes? The buttons on the chest of your uniform are about to fall off! The buttons on the collar of your shirt are not fastened. ? Do you know what you look like when you bow! As a teacher of the thought of the full moon, you actually dress like this! This is a great insult to your uniform!"

The boys snickered.All this can only be blamed on Mr. Li's good figure, and women's uniforms of the same size will indeed look very cramped. "This..." Teacher Li blushed.

"Immediately follow me to the General Logistics Office to apply for a trouser uniform like mine! Do you understand?" "Okay..."

The captain left, the teacher also left, and the figure of the man disappeared.The storm of sudden search passed in this way.Without the presence of the teacher, the discussion among the students was more lively.

"He's obviously a student, yet he's so arrogant!"

"It's a pity, I won't be able to see the beautiful Teacher Li in the future..." Some boys were quite regretful.

"Teacher Li is the best for us! That damned captain is Shangfeng's lackey!" "That's right!"

Li thought, is this really the case?The captain just now had indeed severely reprimanded the teacher for his clothes in public, but considering Mr. Li's current situation, if he wore a trousers uniform, it might really dissuade that man from harassing him... maybe.

The students in the classroom didn't linger on the question for long, though.In the blink of an eye, the topic returned to the summer training camp, and Bai Xiaotang finally breathed a sigh of relief.The hot topic of discussion now has become where to go for training camps.

"How about the museum?" "The museum is empty, and there is no place to live." "If my dad is still alive, you can go to my dad's lab, where his students used to live..."" By the way, does your family have a seaside villa?" "Don't mention it, it's been sealed for hundreds of years." "It's so miserable." "Ha, anyway, they didn't live there once when they were here. Whatever."

At this moment, Pei Jun stood up with an expression of winning the ticket:

"How about going to the dormitory of Princess Li Laurence! Not only is it close, but it is also an extraterritorial place."

Li didn't expect such a trick to come suddenly, and she was a little surprised.

"The dormitory for foreign students in the Empire? I heard it's super luxurious!"

"Yes, it is spacious and bright, and there are many rooms. It can be regarded as a building with a long history."

"Wait a minute!" Li said quickly, "There is only one bedroom that can be used..."

"A bedroom for one person! I'm so envious!" "Yes, we all live in a dormitory!" "Imperial princesses are great..."

Li no longer knew how to veto it.If Mr. Li heard that they were going to the Imperial International Student Dormitory for training, he would definitely go crazy.

"When the time comes, you have to tell me without reservation," Pei Jun walked to Li's side and gave her a smile, "Everything about the P-type anti-gravity axis..."

He bent down and leaned against Li's ear: "And author X."

Li whispered, "I don't know what you're talking about."

"What are you whispering about?" Bai Xiaotang asked innocently.

Pei Jun smiled at everyone: "She has already agreed."

Everyone high fives and applauds each other.

In order to live in peace with everyone, it seems that I have to wash my neck and prepare for the arrival of these brats.Li thought pessimistically.

☆、Mystery Fiction Research Association (Inverted V)

On July 7, the two-week training camp began like this.At eight o'clock in the morning, before the students came, Li Lawrence was already getting ready in the kitchen of the Imperial International Student Dormitory.Different from her previous attire, this time she wore an apron, sleeves and gloves, and a Katyusha headband on her head to keep her long hair from flying around.But dressed like this, she was not preparing food, but was trying to hit the water pipe with a wrench, making a loud bang, bang, bang.

"Knock it down and the water pipe will explode, Li!"

Ignoring Shi Xuli's loud protest, Li tinkered while looking at the entry "How to make the water meter run slowly" in "100 Excellent Citizens" compiled by the world's number one criminal company.Not long after, this criminal project was declared completed in Li's hands.Li turned the faucet to the maximum, and the water flowed into the basin, and the water meter hardly moved at all.Li breathed a sigh of relief contentedly, and turned off the faucet.

Next is the electric meter.Li wiped her hands dry, took out the electrician's toolbox from the Ganges Sand Book, held the evil manual between her hands, picked up a small bench, walked to the electric meter in the stairwell, and checked it carefully.

Unsurprisingly, it is still a very old-fashioned meter, which is quite easy to modify.Li is full of confidence.But as soon as she checked the electric meter with a pencil, she heard Shi Xuli's cry for help from the kitchen.She had no choice but to drop the things in her hand and ran over.It turned out that the faucet was wide open, and Shi Xuli was screaming and thrashing in the sink full of water.Li had no choice but to lift it out of the sink, and shake off the water on it vigorously.

"Remember to save water."

Leaving those words behind, Li returned to the electricity meter again.Unwilling to be lonely, Shi Xuli followed her up and down, saying, "Isn't the purpose of modifying the water meter to use water freely?"

"I've always been a good guy who advocates thrift."

"Then why transform the water meter?"

"To confuse people who record water and electricity consumption."

"don't know."

"Shi Xuli, do you remember, when we first came here, you said 'Maybe someone in this house is watching us from the dark'. Your words inspired me."

"Hey, did I say something so wise?"

"Although a fool will occasionally tell the truth, a fool is still a fool."

"Hate."

"In short, I used a little thought and left some marks everywhere in the house. It turned out that the water meter, electricity meter and gas meter in this house had been touched by someone. This person should only record the numbers of the water, electricity and gas meters. The date is probably It’s around the 15th of every month.”

"The 15th of every month...yesterday was the 15th! Could it be that the house was broken into yesterday...who is so bold, dare to break into the gentle town of Shixuli and the master!"

"do not know."

"Alas..." Shi Xuli sighed, "I thought we didn't need money for water and electricity here."

"It's true that you don't need money."

"Then why do you need to renovate the water and electricity meters? You can use them casually, and you don't have to worry about the deficit..."

"Shi Xuli is really an idiot. Think about it, this building is about to welcome so many residents, and the figures on the water and electricity meters are bound to be extremely abnormal. At that time, the training camp happening here will be exposed immediately. A group of people Students with backward thinking are training in the dormitory for foreign students in the empire, once they are exposed, what will be the fate of everyone?"

Li made these explanations, but her hands didn't stop.The ends of the two cut wires were carefully spliced ​​together, and then wrapped layer by layer with insulating tape.

Shi Xuli used his head to try to digest what Li said just now, and suddenly said: "Even so, if those bad guys in the dark make a surprise inspection... Yes, isn't there someone who keeps delivering ingredients to the kitchen! What if they break in? Similar to, 'Shi Xuli was doing something embarrassing in the kitchen with four girls in military uniform, and suddenly