The years of being a bottle tree spirit

At the same time Gojo Satoru introduced Shuten Ibaraki and the others, Oniteng also chatted with acquaintances: "Mikage-san, Fengshen-san, this is the first time since the last Izumo meeting, right? Why are you here?"

Yuying smiled gently and said, "I came here when I heard that your house has Zhongzhou Immortal Wine."

"Hey! He has a name, why do you call him by his name, and me by his god's name?" Fengshen Yibigu seemed dissatisfied with this, but his feminine tone seemed to be casually coquettish.

Hearing her complaint, the dark face ghost lamp said directly: "Because your name is too difficult to pronounce, Yibi Gusang."

"Okay! You just need to let me taste the fairy wine from Zhongzhou, this time it's fine." Fengshen Yi Bigu said very eloquently.

Ghost Lantern was a little speechless: "So you also came for the wine?"

"It's not just me, many gods who heard the news that your children are drinking fairy wine and getting drunk in Kyoto also want to come, even the great king wants to see the newly added nephews, nephews, grandnieces, and grandnieces, but God of War Jiansu heard that you adopted them The news of King Eluo and Bawei caused a great commotion in Gaotianyuan.

Many gods were too scared to come over. In order to appease that guy Jiansu, Da Guozhu had to ask us to apologize for him, saying that he would come back next time when he was ready to meet his nephew and niece. "Fengshen Yi Bigu said to Ghost Lamp in a delicate tone.

Hearing their conversation, Shuten-douji looked up and down Gojo Satoru in surprise: "You are actually the nephew of the Great Country God, why have you never heard of such a big name?"

"Ah! This is a bit complicated to say. My Ogasang is the royal tree of the sky, and the royal tree of the sky is the eldest granddaughter of Izanami, and the original Great Country Lord God is the son of Izanami, Susana. He passed on the throne of God of the Great Country to his son when he retired a few years ago.

That is to say, the present Daguozhushen is my cousin, and we children are naturally his nephews and nieces. "Gojo Satoru briefly explained his current complicated family relationship to his friend. As far as his current family tree is concerned, not to mention the Gojo family, even the Yusan family is not as complicated as his current family.

Hearing Wujo Wu's answer, Ibaraki showed a very interested look, leaned close to Wujo Wu and put his shoulders on his shoulders and gossiped: "I heard that the God of the Great Country is infatuated with a goddess named Tiantannv a while ago. , If it is not for inheriting the position of the king, he will marry another goddess, and there are rumors that the king of the country has already married her, what is going on?"

"Ah! There are too many gods in Gaotianyuan. It's normal if you don't understand them. In fact, Tiantannv is a heavenly evil ghost. In the whole Gaotianyuan, there is only one God of the Great Kingdom. There are many gods under the God of the Great Kingdom. The Lord of the Kingdom is equivalent to The chief boss of all king gods.

For example, there is a separate Izumo Lord God in Izumo Kingdom. People often confuse Izumo Lord and Daikuni Lord God, and people who are not Shinto palaces often make these mistakes. As for the rumors you heard, they are actually Tiantannv fabricated.

The fact originally refers to the incident where Tiantannv controlled the envoy with supernatural powers and ordered Amaterasu to shoot and kill Naruko. And his son-in-law is also a king who established his own country name.

Tian Tannv deliberately made up and confused the difference between the God of the Great Country and the many Lords of the Kingdom, making people mistakenly think that the rumor was about the God of the Great Country. "Gojo Satoru didn't expect that the rumors made by Tian Xiegui would even affect ghost friends.

Jiu Tun immediately reacted after hearing this: "Heavenly evil ghost? Could it be the one on your head that caused trouble to find you a few days ago? Being made up of such a rumor, the God of the Great Country will probably die of anger!"

"You'll be angry! But the Omnibus God is very tolerant towards women, so he might not care about it. By the way, the current Omnithology Lord is a very carefree guy. I think Ibaraki will be able to deceive anyone with one shot." Gojo Satoru thought of the current Omnibus She can't help complaining about her playful personality.

"Hey, hey! What is cheating? I was invited by them voluntarily. If you want to talk about cheating, Jiu Tun, a guy who cheats wine and women, is more suitable." Ibaraki, who obviously has a beautiful woman's face, but behaves extraordinarily boldly The boy patted Shuten-douji on the shoulder and said.

Hearing what he said, Jiu Tun Doji said helplessly: "I'm only interested in wine, those women are all pestered by themselves, and I can't drive them away, I'm so annoying."

Hearing that the ghost Mu family members who don't understand the monsters in the human world showed puzzled eyes, Gojo Satoru actually explained to everyone in front of Shuten Douji: "Jiutun is the monk in the monastery who gave up drinking. The resentment of being dissatisfied with rebooting is fused with the ghost power of hell that has been gushing out from a local well that leads directly to hell for many years.

After birth, because of her nature, she is very obsessed with alcohol, she is a womanizer!In fact, it was because of the influence of the monks’ resentment towards rebooting, that he was especially liked by women for some reason after he was born. Human women would fall in love with him as soon as they saw him, so things like running away from home and stalking him appeared endlessly.

As a result, there are not many other things in his big river and mountain, but there are many women. If he is not the master of the big river and mountain, he probably won't be able to support him. "In fact, the way Gojo Satoru met Shuten-douji is a bit speechless. Gojo Satoru from the future has naturally heard legends about Shuten's female killers and eating women's flesh.

When he was busy with the magic guild and other things in the human world, he accidentally heard about the disappearance of women wherever Shuten-douji haunted, so he went to the future rumors to eradicate the scourge and prevent more women from being victimized. Take a look at Shuten-douji's lair Oeyama.

I didn't expect to see the rumored missing women there, and those women who were entangled by those women to hide around, and those women were lured back with homemade wine, entangled back and forth, funny, speechless and inexplicably sympathetic to Shuten Doji scene.

Gojo Satoru was really curious about why Shuten-douji, who was quite cruel and terrifying in future myths and legends, is actually so miserable now, so he took the initiative to show up and befriend Shuten-douji, and then learned the reason of his birth from Shuten-douji, and how he was born because of it Physical trouble caused to him.

Hearing Gojo Satoru laughed wildly for a long time, but it also made him understand that so many myths and rumors in the future may not be true. The rumors about Shuten-douji were probably deliberately arranged by ancient Japanese men who were jealous of Shuten-douji being actively pursued by women. What Shuten-douji left behind...

This makes him, when he encounters monsters and ghosts he has heard about in the future, he will carefully observe the other party, and only after investigating the other party's real character and behavior, will he decide how to deal with the other party, whether to make friends or eradicate the scourge.

Ibaraki Doji is because he got to know his character, and found out that he simply likes to turn into a beautiful woman and wander around at night, and when he meets a lecherous man, he will trick him into buying him a big meal, and let the lecherous man leave after spending a fortune A friend of ghosts and gods handed over under this kind of information.

On the other side, after hearing Gojo Satoru's introduction, Ghost Lantern suddenly said, "It must be the well that Xiao Yehuang entered hell after falling into the well! I have already blocked it, and there should be no ghosts and gods like you born in the future."

"Hey! Isn't the well where Ono Huang enters and exits the hell from the Liudao Temple? The monks there can actually give birth to ghosts and gods because of their precepts and resentment, tsk tsk!" Fengshen Yi Bigu sighed in an indistinguishable voice.

Sengzhengfang is very tolerant of this: "Even if it is a famous temple, not all of them are eminent monks. It is normal for ordinary monks to have evil thoughts. Don't monks practice a little bit by suppressing their own evil thoughts!"

"Haha... that's right!" Ibaraki laughed with a bold personality.

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Listening to these ordinary people chatting with each other, Mu Ping was already in a mess, so Jiu Tun Doji was born from the fusion of the ghost power gushing out of the well of Ono Huang who fell into hell and the evil thoughts of the monks. He loves wine, but There is no habit of drinking with women's flesh.

On the contrary, the women themselves were attracted by his ghostly physique and ran away from home, stalking and following, and had the same physique as the assistant officer who gave birth to more than 30 children. If this is the truth, he will be relied upon in the future It's too unfair to cut it lightly.

Ibaraki-douji turned out to be a beautiful woman with a personality that likes to cheat on lustful men?In retrospect, she had heard about it, and there were indeed not many bad deeds in the Japanese mythology she had read, except that she deceived the wrong person while pretending to be a beauty, and was cut off by someone...

Tsk!I feel a bit unable to look directly at the famous monsters in the original version, but it is different from Mu Ping's current chaotic state of mind. After Gojo Satoru introduces his family members to his friends, he also introduces the origins of his friends to Ghost Lantern in detail.

Hearing Gojo Satoru's introduction to the visitor, Ghost Lamp's eyes lit up immediately, and he rarely changed his usual cold and harsh tone, and said to Seng Masaobo, Shuten-douji, and Ibaraki-douji in a friendly tone: "Please come in, everyone. Since you are here for the wine, good wine must be accompanied by good food. I will prepare the banquet myself. You can drink some tea and wait for a while!"

"When did Ghost Lamp get so good-tempered?" Fengshen Yibigu whispered to Yuanjieshen Yuying.

Yuanjie Shen Mikage thought of Ghost Lamp's behavior of digging corners and digging down other people's walls over the years, silently covering his lips and coughing lightly, reminding his friend: "You should drink less for a while!"

"???" Fengshen looked at his friend in confusion.

On the other side, King Eluo stabbed Bawei: "When did our Odusan have such a good temper?"

"There is a conspiracy, there is definitely a conspiracy." Ba Wei said with certainty.

The quiet and well-behaved doggy boy nodded silently, thinking that he must be planning something terrible if he could entertain this super-scary Odusan with a pleasant face.

Mu Ping, Wujo Wu, and Nakahara Nakaya, who knew their husbands and adoptive fathers well, all looked at Seng Zhengfang, Jiu Tun-douji, and Ibaraki-douji sympathetically. how long it takes?Can it be successful?

The answer is yes, and it only takes one meal time.

When Ghost Lamp cooks in person, prepares with the energy to entertain the Devil King Satan in the future, and offers the guests the celestial wine that the guests have been longing for during the banquet, he advises everyone that the celestial wine is very powerful, so he Officially open the banquet.

Then when Jiu Tun boy drank the first cup of fairy wine and lamented that drinking other wines in the future might not be able to sing the taste of wine, Ghost Lantern used the reward of a pot of fairy wine every year to successfully seduce Jiu Tun and agreed to work in the underworld. Shuten still doesn't know that the hell in the human world will take 2 years a day, and one year is terribly long in terms of the human world.

Ibaraki-douji is more deceitful than Shuten-douji. When he heard that he would go to the underworld to work with free food and lodging, and that he would be appointed as the official in charge of Zhonghe Hell. The expensive hell goldfish can be eaten casually, and there is still a pot of fairy wine to drink every year.

Not drunk yet!He readily agreed, this lady-dressing tycoon had no idea that Zhonghe Hell was a hell of endless temptations to seduce the dead, and then pour a basin of super cold water on the duped dead to make them wilt before continuing to seduce them.

After Gojo Satoru introduced his abilities, Ghost Lamp thought of the most suitable place for this job. What could beat the dead more than just finding a stunning beauty, only to find out that the stunning beauty is a guy who is bigger than him?

The ghost lamp with a black belly knows best what to do to cause terrible psychological shadow and pain to the dead.

But the saying that people grow old is true, the most troublesome thing is actually the oldest, the most friendly and harmless Seng Zhengfang, no matter how the ghost lamp insinuates, offers all kinds of preferential treatment to lure, find reasons to persuade, this old dog is Do not agree.

It wasn't until Ghost Lantern got him drunk with fairy wine, and brainwashed him with so many tengu under his hands that he didn't have a formal job, didn't have a stable salary to get, would be looked down upon in the monster world, and it was difficult to find a wife if he was poor. Seng Zhengfang promised to be the head of the Hell Police Station and send a group of voluntary Yatengou to work in Hell...

So these guys who come to drink automatically, except for Yukage Mikage and Obiko who know the virtue of ghost lamps, the other three all fell into the ghost lamp net of the black hole of black-bellied ghosts and animal talents, and successfully entered the hell, which is gratifying Congratulations, congratulations...

Seeing the results of the three, the Goudan boy said with concern: "I will never make Odusang angry in the future."

"Hey! I don't think it will be long before I receive the letter of severance from Shuten and Ibaraki." Gojo Satoru thought quite consciously.

The shrewd and cunning Ba Wei said: "But since they agreed, it will not be easy for them to resign from Odusan in the future."

"Been educated by that dark ghost... Uh! Odusang several times, do they dare to resign?" King Eluo expressed his doubts.

Nakahara Chuya felt very happy now: "Well! With the Yatengu from Kurama Mountain coming to help, my police station is finally not so stressed, and there are big monsters like Ibaraki who are in charge of the most chaotic Zhonghe Hell. , the order in Zhonghe Hell will definitely be much better."

"Thinking about it this way, it's really good." Wujo Wujo said while holding his chin, obviously not apologetic for his friend becoming a social animal under Ghost Lantern.

Listening to their discussions, Mu Ping made this conclusion: "All in all, it's a good thing for hell."

The author has something to say: Shi Er: Born in a big family always has all kinds of troubles, tsk!

The young Gojo Satoru nodded indifferently: It is troublesome to be born in a big family, and it is even more troublesome to be reincarnated by ancient myths and legends who are regarded as the top big family by all walks of life!

Xia Youjie suppressed a smile: Enlightenment!You have to be published in newspapers and magazines every day. You come from the Gojo family, and you happen to look like a big shot, and you have similar abilities. Many important tasks will be entrusted to you. You have worked hard.

Gojo Satoru who returns to the future: What are the Gojo family, the Gosan family, and the high school? I now have a super big family, the Izanaki-sun and Izanami-sun lineages, the Takamahara Shenmei family, the mountain god family, and the sea god family. There are my relatives in the sea, land and air, and there are millions of complicated names, and he can't remember them clearly with his super easy-to-use head...

His eyes gradually turned into the dead sea!

After he came back, friends and students who also have two future memories: You, an unscrupulous teacher, still have today, hahaha...