The years of being a bottle tree spirit

After being told by the ghost lamp, everyone couldn't help unfolding the situation that E Luo Wang and Ba Wei, after regaining their shape, often took their son and daughter to Taoyuan Township to see a doctor and get medicine. , one by one couldn't help but shrugged their shoulders, or blatantly laughed out loud, or secretly laughed in order to save face for the two...

Eluowang and Bawei, who were teased again by ghosts, beasts and gods, were helpless to the evil taste of ghost lamps. They didn't even have the strength to retort angrily. Let it go after one time, don't publicly execute their expressions, it looks very pitiful...

Bai Ze gave the treatment method. After helping Mu Ping to bear the first fruit, he determined that those fruits could be used as medicine, prepared the medicine for the two children, and gave Su Nuo, E Luo Wang, Ba Wei, etc. They all checked again, adjusted the prescription prescribed by Mu Ping, and left in a hurry because they didn't want to stay in the human world for a long time.

After taking the medicine for the two children according to Bai Ze's prescription, their breathing was indeed stronger. People who are sensitive to breath can even feel that their vitality is gradually increasing with the effect of the medicine. This made them feel uneasy. few……

Seeing that the matter of the two children has been settled, Ghost Lantern has not forgotten that the purpose of this time off is to take his wife to play in the human world for a while, not to go to the human world to bring up children for others, so when it is gone, it must be bottled. After the problem at home.

On the second day, I left the milk and fruit needed by the children, the fruit of the painstaking efforts needed by Eluowang and Bawei, so that the three-headed Eluowang and Bawei raised their own children, and even the Nuo baby They were all thrown to Gojo Satoru.

Forcibly persuaded Mu Ping, who was worried about the children, to take an anthropomorphic pill developed by Tuo Baize that lasted for a day and a night, and took her to visit Kyoto in this period in human form...

Playing in the human world during this period, Mu Ping was still worried about the newly added child at home, and worried about the injuries of King Eluo and Bawei, but when she was taken around the capital by the ghost lamp, she watched the buildings of this era , people dressing up, listening to people talking...

Gradually, she released herself from the small world at home, and began to be interested in the human world. For example, she heard that Japanese ladies in this period would be proud of dyeing their teeth black. She couldn't believe it. She asked the ghost lamp, and since After he got a definite answer there.

And there are many civilian women who are not the daughters of nobles. Those whose family conditions can support this custom also regard black teeth as beautiful. It is said that in some places, women have the custom of dyeing black teeth before marriage. After Mu Ping knew these For a moment, I dare not look directly at the women of this era.

Especially when she thinks that she has seen a lot of anime in which the CPs of the male protagonists and supporting characters are all the daughters of ancient Japanese nobles, such as the daughter-in-law of the old slippery ghost, the mother of Inuyasha, Ono Komachi... etc. are all from ancient Japanese nobles. Speaking of which, the fox in feather clothes once possessed the body of an ancient Japanese lady.

Thinking that they may meet and fall in love with young and handsome anime characters with their black teeth, Mu Ping thinks it is better not to bring animation into reality. Anime is animation and reality is reality, although she reincarnated with two The world of anime plot... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Fortunately, except for those customs that are quite strange in the eyes of later generations, Japan in this period is much better and more interesting than when she was first reincarnated, playing around every day, eating all kinds of snacks that are said to have been handed down from the magic school.

Every day, the ghost lamp will take her to the izakaya to taste. The taste there is very different from this time, and it is closer to the food in her previous life memory. The people she likes can stay together for a long time every day, and her life is quite happy.

After playing so happily for seven or eight days, on this day, they played outside again for a whole day. In the evening, Ghost Lantern took her to drink at Ashin's Izakaya, uh...she drank drinks and ate the special dishes of the boss Ashin, and the old man While the drunkard Guideng was drinking all kinds of wine, she suddenly heard something that made her almost spit.

"Really? Can a person be cut out of a melon?"

"Is it really a human? Isn't it a monster?"

"Of course it's really a human. If it's a monster, why would His Royal Highness of the Fujiwara family marry him?"

"That's right! Even if that Highness is just a branch of the Fujiwara family, he has much more face than those mid-level nobles now."

"I also heard that Guazi Ji was brought up by an old couple. Her hair color is the same as the color of her melon when she was shaved. She is also beautiful. His highness from the Fujiwara family fell in love with her when he saw her."

"And it is said that the cloth is very delicate."

"I heard that when His Highness Fujiwara married her three days ago, many nobles went to the wedding."

"Probably because of curiosity about the girl born from the melon!"

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Hearing these discussions in the izakaya, not only the boss Ashin and Xiao Ren were whispering, discussing in a low voice which version of Guaziji's story this is, even Mu Ping who knew the other version was confused, they were talking about Tianxiegui The story with Guaziji, right?It turned out that the story originated from this era.

In the animation of the ghost lamp, Guaziji was killed by the evil ghost. After death, she became a bird obsessively. Sent to hell as a jailer.

After watching the animation of this episode, Mu Ping deliberately checked the story about Guaziji in his previous life, and knew that there are other versions, one of which is that Tian Xiegui did not kill Guaziji, but tied her to a persimmon tree. I turned into Guaziji to marry as a substitute. After Tianxiegui was exposed, Guaziji was rescued and married her husband and lived happily ever after.

But listening to the voices of these people now, Guaziji has successfully married three days ago, and she has never heard of Tian Xie Gui being exposed, and even the name of Tian Xie Gui has never appeared in it. This kind of development is obviously not the version of the ghost lamp. ,How did that happen?

It can't be because the ghost lamp brought her to the human world for vacation, it's not the fault of her working in hell!Uh... No matter how it turned into this version, the result is that the ghost lamp is a black hole of talent. I wish everyone could catch him as a jailer, and there will be two less capable officers who can serve him as social animals for more than a thousand years.

I don't know how much extra work he has to do during these 1000 years, eh!A little sympathetic, but I want to laugh at How Po!Mu Ping suppressed a smile and thought, what did that evil ghost do?Why didn't you play a supporting role in Guaziji's story?

Just when Mu Ping was thinking about this question, the guests in another store in the capital were talking again: "Hey! Today His Royal Highness Gui Mu took his Yuqian to play in the city again, and he really loves that Yuqian very much. "

"I heard that all the shops in the capital are selling like crazy these days. As long as that Yuqian likes it, His Highness Gui Mu will buy it without blinking an eye."

"Hiss! What a big deal, this is Kyoto, even the highness and ladies of the Fujiwara family would not dare to spend so much money."

"Then what's the matter? I heard that His Royal Highness Gui Mu descended from Gaotianyuan and took his wife to play in the human world. How could the celestial beings have no money?"

"By the way, I heard from the attendants of Guimu Mansion that the hunting clothes on him were made by the original magician according to his official position in the other world."

"Hey! Yesterday I heard about the whereabouts of His Royal Highness Gui Mu and went to see it. His hunting clothes are better than the current His Royal Highness Regent of the Fujiwara family. Could it be that he was also a regent under one person and above ten thousand in the next life?" Your Highness."

"Looking at his casual appearance, he simply doesn't care about things other than accompanying that imperial court."

"I heard that the summons to the emperor and the Fujiwara family were all dismissed by the original magician. Obviously, they really don't care."

"I also heard that the original conjurer is the eldest son of the two of them, and his full name is Ghost Mu Wu! It is said that His Highness Wu has several brothers under him, even nephews and nieces."

"Eldest son? The original conjurer is said to have lived in the human world for more than 1000 years. How old should they be?"

"His Highness Gui Mu still looks like he is in his 20s, and that Yuqian doesn't look like he's even 20 years old, what a god!"

"His Royal Highness Gui Mu is a heavenly man, with a stalwart figure and outstanding appearance. His imperial court is also a rare beauty. The child of the two, His Highness Wu, looks like a god descending from the earth, and his eyes are more beautiful than the sky. Hey! It's really impressive. People are envious!"

"It would be great if I could serve His Royal Highness Gui Mu."

"Don't dream, that's a celestial being, how can you see a mortal girl like us."

"That's right, we are far worse than that imperial master, probably in the eyes of that highness, we are just as unsightly as the ugly girl over there."

"Tsk! That ugly girl! It's really annoying to come here to pester people every day."

"However, I feel that the white teeth of the emperor are also very beautiful! Don't the gods dye their teeth?"

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The voices of men and women in the store filled the entire space, but there were more dense voices coming into her head: "That ugly girl is here again today." '

'Never seen such an ugly person. '

'Haha... Wearing the attire of an unmarried girl, could it be that she is so old that she didn't get married? She is so ugly that no one wants her. '

'At such an old age, she has lost her teeth and is still dressing up. Do you still dream that there are noble people here who can take a fancy to her. '

'I heard that she told people everywhere that Mr. Gui Mu liked her and wanted to marry her, and she didn't even look at her appearance. '

'Will a woman who can't get married become like this when she gets old?How pitiful! '

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Listening to the continuous voices coming into her head, the female detective, who had not experienced the beating by the ghost lamp, became "cheerful" and leaned over the table with a gloomy expression. At this moment, there was a scar on her forehead. The suture man sat down in front of her.

Smiling at her, he said, "I guess what you hear most in your head is that this woman is so ugly, that this woman is shameless when she's old, that it's pitiful that this woman can't get married, that it's pitiful that this woman hates marriage and hates her madness." La……"

"The women in Kyoto are a bunch of ugly monsters, such as Guazi Ji and Gui Mu Yuqian are all ugly monsters, but she is a super beauty who is even obsessed with the current Great Lord Gao Tianyuan. Back then, the Great Ruler even shot and killed Naruto of Amaterasu for her sake.

If it wasn't for the fact that the Great National Lord hadn't inherited the position of the Great National Lord God, he had to marry that ugly woman in order to obtain the inheritance qualifications. He would have proposed to her a long time ago. These ugly women who are jealous of me can only vent their jealousy towards me by talking nonsense up. "The Detective Girl said with a face that this is the truth.

Then a pair of small eyes carefully looked at the person with sutures on his forehead, and said with a look of disdain: "You are here to pursue him! But he doesn't even look down on the current Great Lord who relies on a woman to be the boss, let alone Don't talk about your wretched fellow."

"Oh! I don't know what kind of person you can fancy?" Anyone with a discerning eye knows that the woman in front of him has small eyes, a big face, a crooked nose, and thick lips. Only a few teeth have been added, and she has a fat body. What the ugly, old and fat person said was definitely mentally ill, with sutures on her forehead, but the person who also suspected to be mentally ill asked her words seriously.

Hearing this, she couldn't hear her heartfelt voice, but she could feel that some weird guys recognized her words, and the detective girl immediately said: "If you want to marry, you should marry a better man. I don't even have 40 points in my heart, and I don't even have [-] points.

Sure enough, the first assistant officer in hell is more suitable for others. He is handsome, powerful and rich. He can score at least 80 points, but his imperial court is too ugly. How can we let that ugly woman defile that highness? Woolen cloth……"

"Your evaluation is good. As far as I know, Lord Ghost Lantern of Hell is indeed a very outstanding man. However, let me remind you kindly, that ghost is not an existence that can be easily provoked. You can use your natural power to play with ordinary people. Humans and monsters.

Even some gods can confuse them to have evil intentions, but this trick may not have much effect on the ghosts and gods. If you really go to the door, you will suffer! "The man with sutures on his forehead reminded the detective with a kind face.

Even the emissary of Amaterasu, who took the daughter of the former Lord God of the Great Country, and became a detective girl who can be confused by the current Lord God of the Great Country, dismissed this person's claim to kindly remind her: "Hmph! Wait until she becomes the real servant of His Highness Ghost Lamp." Before and after, come and talk to others about what happened today!"

"Then I'll wait and see!" The man with the stitch marks on his forehead stood up and walked out after saying this.

At the same time, the shop, which was very lively just now, suddenly became weird. Friends who were close to each other suddenly turned against each other, beat each other to death, and scratched each other's faces. speak ill of them.

Other customers followed up to expose this man's shortcoming. The boss who was supposed to be kind and rich was yelling at the villain, and the well-dressed customer refused to pay the bill. The woman raised her hand and splashed the wine on the face of the fat-headed guest...

It seems that because they heard the changes behind them, the person who walked to the door suddenly turned around and asked the detective girl who was lying on the table watching the excitement: "By the way, with your personality, I thought you would be here Guazi Jicheng did something to her before her wedding! Why didn't he do it?"

The author has something to say: Mu Ping: This is Ji-chan, baby Seimei and Natsume are good, come and call Ji-chan!

Baby Qingming: Ji-chan!

Baby Natsume: Yoshi-chan!

Ghost Lantern: ...I always feel called old!

Bai Ze from Taoyuan Township: Does this beauty have a boyfriend?Do you want to play with me?

Seimei baby, Natsume baby? ?Ji-chan in white clothes: Ji-chan will play with us.

A certain day girl: Uh... sorry, I have a boyfriend, you better take care of your grandchildren!

Bai Ze: Ghost lamp, you dark ghost, get out, and take your two beasts back. I can't get a girlfriend even if they are here.

Ghost Lantern: This is probably your retribution for making fun of Odusan every time!

Baby Seimei, Baby Natsume: Yoshi-chan has two, one in black with ghost horns, the other in white without horns.

It's May Day, I wish you all a lot of work?Or would you like to wish everyone a happy working day?Or wish everyone a happy Friday? O(∩_∩)O haha~

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