The years of being a bottle tree spirit

"Hi! Brother Eluo and Brother Bawei, please take care of me in the future!" Wujo Wu changed roles very quickly, and shouted at King Eluo and Bawei with a smile.

Ba Wei put on a serious face: "Since you are a future person, you are younger than us, and it is a bit subtle to call you brother!"

"Ah! I didn't expect that at our age, we are enough to be his ancestors." Eluo King thought of this, but he couldn't call out his brother.

Gojo Wujo said cheekily: "You can't say that. I'm wearing the age of mythology. I have lived in the human world for more than 3000 years. If you count the time flow in hell, I don't know how many times older than you! Call me O'Neill!" Don't complain!"

"Oni sauce? Vomit!!!" Eluo Wang expressed his mood with a continuous sound of nausea.

Ba Wei turned his head silently, not looking at a certain thick-skinned guy.

Zhongyuan Zhong, who had been on the sidelines, said helplessly: "Wu Nisang, you just brought back two adopted sons for Odusang and Ougasang? Or did you bring your own grandsons and granddaughters? Ask Odusang and Ougasang Did San have an opinion?"

"Well! You can think of today's joke when you see them. I have no objection to adopting as an adopted child. Let's see your opinion, Kasang! It's fine if she agrees. Anyway, the children in the family are kept because she likes them." Ghost Lantern It is quite easy to talk after satisfying the bad taste.

It's just that what did he get in exchange for his good words?Thinking of this question, King Eluo and Bawei couldn't help but their eyes darkened, and they were all paler and weaker than when they were seriously injured last night, as if their strength had been taken away by a sudden blow.

Seeing this, Wutiao Wu laughed and said, "It seems that they don't have the strength to ask Ogasang this question for the time being. I'll go ask Ogasang. By the way, is Ogasang awake?"

"Probably because I just came to the human world and didn't get used to the human world. I'm still sleeping now." Ghost Deng thought that if Mu Ping hadn't been thinking about the three prescriptions of Su Nuo, E Luo Wang, and Ba Wei last night, he was not in the mood at all. Living a married life with him, Gojo Satoru's wanton personality may cause his wife to lose his life.

He who had calmed down with a beating was angry again, and immediately stretched out his strong hand, grabbed Wujo Wu's collar, smiled in a dark ghost mode, and said, "Before you guys wake up, Wujo, I want to Teach you what you can and cannot do!"

After speaking, he dragged him out of the courtyard.

Gojo Satoru didn't expect to be counted, so he was stunned and tried to struggle, but he didn't know what method the ghost lamp used to seal him like a spell, so that he could only be dragged to the courtyard like an ordinary person Here, he was about to be humiliated and beaten.

Still in front of the two newly recognized brothers, he quickly explained without wanting to be ashamed: "Oudusang, I guessed that Ogasang must be worried about Su Nuo, King Eluo, and Bawei last night, and he was not in the mood With you...uh! In short, I'm sure that Ogasang won't leave before entering your bedroom..."

"Shut up!" He continued to talk without saying anything, and when Gui Deng remembered that the couple's life was disturbed by little ghosts, his mood became even worse. He was reluctant to get angry with his wife, so he decided to simply teach Wujo Wu, so that he would be less skinny in the future.

However, Gojo Satoru is not a fuel-efficient lamp. The ghost lamp looked like he was definitely going to teach him a lesson today, and immediately used the trump card he had prepared in advance: "Odusang, there is a saying in our future generations that is called uniform temptation. Both men and women escape. But the charm of the uniform.

What do you think of the clothes you are wearing today?I also specially prepared a lot of other styles of hunting clothes. I have observed before that Ogasang will always be fascinated by you when you are handsome. In order to let you have a good time on vacation in the human world, I am very special Don't prepare yourself.

I made a hunting clothes style that changes your position in hell to the human world, and beautified those hunting clothes according to the aesthetics of later generations. If you wear them, even if there are children and little foxes, they will tempt Ogasang, Ogasang I will definitely be so fascinated by you..."

"..." Hearing that Ghost Lantern, who was about to settle accounts after the fall, stopped, stared fiercely at Gojo Satoru for a while, let go of his hand, and said in a very righteous baritone voice: "Take out all your clothes, I will Pick it yourself!"

"Deal!" Wujo Wu clapped his hands, and after a while, the yard was already filled with sets of hunting clothes of various styles with ancient large clothes racks, and even matching hair crowns and official hats for officials and ministers, which shows how much he prepared. comprehensive.

Except for snapdragons and curse-related items, Ghost Lantern, whose aesthetics is quite online at other times, stared at these hunting clothes and hair crowns, official hats, etc. After careful observation, he chose a red and black hunting clothes and black hair with a Gongqing style hair crown, and then let Someone sent him back to his room to change his clothes...

Seeing the movement in the yard, King Eluo gave up: "Are there so many people in the future? How dare they think of such a way with the cheek!"

"It feels like there are a lot of rice cakes stuffed in my stomach. I have indigestion and my heart is stuffy. That guy is so shameless!" Bawei Fox's ears drooped in frustration, and his tail almost dragged to the ground behind him. He thought he could see that The shameless guy was taught a lesson. He didn't expect him to be prepared for it, and the shady master of hell would still do it.

Zhongyuan Zhong also touched his chest with lingering fears, inexplicably recalling those memories that were about to be forgotten when he was very young, and was framed by Wu Nisang not long after he was born, and kindly reminded: "You have also seen the characters of Odusang and Wu Nisang. Now, don't be too clingy to Odusang at home from now on, Odusang will eat...uh! Get angry.

Don't touch Ogasang's body in Hell casually, otherwise no matter who it is, it will definitely be beaten!Also, you must be vigilant against Wu Nisang, although he is not bad, but for some reason he is particularly vicious, and others who like to be angry will act like they can't do anything about him, only Odusang can restrain him..."

Of course, occasionally there will be times when it is unstoppable like now. Basically every time Odusang let him go, it is because Wu Nisang caught Ogasang's weakness and made Odusang surrender...

"As for that guy, even if you don't remind us, we will be careful. As for you, Kasang? We are not real children, so how could we cling to her?" Eluo Wang said inexplicably.

Bawei shook his little ears: "Don't worry, I don't want to die again. Let's do it again in the morning. I can live a short life of thousands of years, but I didn't expect that the dark scene in hell has such a personality."

"I didn't expect your tail to be made into a flower. It's the first time I saw it today. It's an eye-opener!" Perhaps affected by the shrinkage of his body, E Luo Wang very naively complained about his brother's cuteness and escape.

The angry Bawei also went to expose the scars of his best friend: "It's better than a thousand-year-old ghost who was pinched and cried because of his nose."

"I didn't cry, it was purely a sore reaction from a pinched nose." E Luo Wang retorted without thinking.

Ba Wei shook his ears aggressively: "No, it was definitely crying."

"I didn't cry. By the way, what was your reaction after the assistant officer said that you wanted to be a father? Play dead?"

"Shut up! If it weren't for your blood of ghosts and gods to make trouble, how could I be happy to be a father?"

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Looking at the two cubs huddled together again, thinking that Odusang was coaxed away by Wu Nisang's clothes just now, Zhong Yuanzhong also deeply felt that he was an adult at this moment, he wanted to forget it, just these two cubs If you don't pay attention, there will be a quarrel. Now that you are persuading the quarrel, there will probably be a quarrel in a while.

I'd better go and bring those two children back first, so as not to delay for a long time. The baby girl was sent away, and it would be more troublesome to find it again. Anyway, with Ogasang's personality, he would definitely not refuse to take them in, but the children Do you want to tell the child's biological mother about taking it back here?

Now that King Eluo and Ba Wei have become his own family, the troubles they caused must be cleaned up. It is inconvenient for them now, so let's do it ourselves!The mountain people should be buried properly, and some punishments can be reduced or reduced according to their innocent victims during the trial in hell.

And that girl is also an innocent victim. Even if someone with good intentions rescues her, my family will give her some compensation. In order for the children not to be hated by her so much in the future, I can tell her a little bit about hell and let her know that her relatives have died. It's not a complete end, it's just the beginning of a new life, maybe it can make her feel relieved...

With a kind and considerate personality, like a ghost lamp, Zhongyuan Zhong, who is more gentlemanly towards women, also thinks about how to deal with these things as comprehensively as possible. He is busy with various aftermath matters alone, regardless of the big or small...

Maybe it was because he was used to the environment of hell, so Mu Ping was not used to it when he first entered the human world. Last night, he kept thinking about what kind of prescription would be better for the three little guys. She fell asleep in the middle of the night, and it was difficult for her to wake up after she was asleep.

I don't know that there are so many hot things happening in my house early in the morning, but I just woke up and got up to check on the children's situation!I saw Ghost Lantern wearing a red and black hunting suit similar to the one in the animation when he was a referee in the He-Han Affinity Contest.

Sitting on the edge of the bed and looking at her with a handsome image, when she woke up, he stretched out his strong hand and gently stroked her ear and cheek, saying: "Wu said that he will take care of the children today, you are tired." If so, get some sleep."

"You...this outfit is very nice." They are obviously an old couple, but when Ghost Lantern caressed her ambiguously in such a handsome princely attire, Mu Ping's face turned red at this moment. His eyes couldn't help but follow the fingers of the ghost lamp.

It was the first time I noticed that Ghost Lamp's fingers were not as slender and graceful as Lord Bai Ze, Wu, Ling, and Zhongya. Although his fingers were as long as theirs, they were thicker than theirs, and they looked strong and powerful. The hands are also very strong.

"Wu said that this is the usual clothing of human aristocrats in the human world. Since we have come to the human world, we have to go along with the rules of the human world." Seeing Mu Ping blushing for a long time, he was no longer thinking about those things. Little devil, Ghost Lamp let go of Gojo Satoru once.

She was very satisfied with the effect of changing into this outfit, but she acted as if she didn't care about dressing up to seduce her at all. Her strong fingers moved from Mu Ping's cheek to her chin: "Hey! Your face is so red , have a fever, or... thinking about something... special?"

"I didn't think about it!" They are all old couples, Mu Ping couldn't understand what he meant, and immediately retorted in embarrassment. In fact, he felt that the current appearance was very special in his heart...it could make people feel The woman turns into a wolf and tries to dress him up in a sinful guise.

Damn it, dressing like this early in the morning, with his black-bellied personality, was absolutely deliberate, and he couldn't be fooled. If he got up late, wouldn't everyone know what good deeds she did in the morning!She didn't want to be so embarrassing the second day after she first came to the human world.

However, she was full of confidence in her heart, but when the other hand of the ghost lamp clasped her fingers, she put her hand on the lapel of her clothes, stared at her with dark eyes and said seductively: "You really don't want to take it off with your own hands." My clothes? If you want, I can teach you how to take them off!"

While talking, he clasped Mu Ping's hand ambiguously, moved from his clothes to the collarbone, and slowly slid down...

"Bang bang bang!!!" Hearing the voice that was about to jump out of her throat, Mu Ping's rational line broke after being successfully lured. She sat up from the bed with the power of the ghost lamp, raised her head and bit it lightly. His pointed ears said: "Just once, and it will end soon!"

She really didn't want to come to the human world and be guessed by everyone why she was sleeping late the next day!

However, she is careless and doesn't know that hurrying up is completely an antonym for a man, especially a guy with a personality like Ghost Lantern. The Ghost Lantern who kept his promise really only wanted her once, but this time it made her tired and limp , fell asleep from exhaustion, and didn't wake up until the afternoon...

Sure enough, the temptation of uniforms is very interesting. My wife’s reaction today is more intense than usual, and she feels more when wearing clothes than when she is not wearing them. Hey... I can collect more uniforms from various places at home in the future, and change my feelings from time to time It's nice to wear, and grabs her attention from the little ghosts.

The ghost lamp, whose hunger and appetite were slightly satisfied, was leaning on the bed, looking at the traces of intense exercise on his wife, and ghostly ideas emerged in his mind...

Probably because Gojo Satoru, the instigator, could never have imagined that his trump card opened up this dark-bellied ghost thousands of years in advance, allowing him to develop new interests and make Suffering... Ugh!Mu Ping, who was enjoying it, lived a more exciting life.

After waking up from a deep sleep in the afternoon, Mu Ping felt that she was ashamed to face others, but under the urging of the thick-faced and dark guy, Ghost Lantern, she could only endure the shame, freshen up, and walk out of the bedroom as if nothing had happened.

The attendants in Wutiao Wufu's mansion were all educated by Wutiao Wutiao, so naturally they wouldn't and didn't have the guts to make irresponsible remarks about the master's life, even gossip would not reach the master's ears.

As for Wujo Wu, Zhongya Zhongya, King Eluo, and Bawei, one of them is the mastermind behind the scenes who took the initiative to activate the term ghost lamp to subdue temptation.

The others were all about how a certain thick-faced and dark-hearted bribed the dark ghosts and gods. They had long guessed that Mu Ping's harmless character would be fooled, and there was a ghost lamp staring at him with dark eyes...

The author has something to say: Chuya Zhongyuan: You have also learned a lesson, don’t be too clingy to Ogasang at home in the future, Odusang will eat... eh!If you are angry, don't touch Ogasang's body in hell, otherwise no matter who it is, you will definitely be beaten!

Eluo King: We are not real children, how could we cling to her?

Bawei: Don't worry, I don't want to die.

Later, Eluo King: Ogasang's breath is so gentle, as long as he stays by his side, he will not be affected by the cursed breath, so comfortable!

Bawei: Ogasang's body is amazing, it smells good, there is no curse, and the spiritual power is so pure, I really want to build a nest on it and live there forever!

Ghost Lamp: Hello!Do you two want to learn domain expansion? If you learn domain expansion, you will be stronger than ordinary big monsters.

King Eluo and Bawei: Of course I want to learn!

Ghost Lantern: Very good. If you want to learn the development of the field, you must first learn to control and absorb the magic power, because your Kasang is a magic power insulator, and all the magic power will be absorbed when it comes to her or the body, so you will be with you from today. Kasang kept his distance, and couldn't get close enough to affect the mana power...

Eluo King: Did he do it on purpose?

Bawei: Absolutely on purpose.

Gojo Satoru: That's what the vinegar king is like!

I wrote a bit too much today, please don't lock it -_-||