The years of being a bottle tree spirit

"..." At such a close distance, Fyodor D could clearly see Osamu Dazai's eyes. Although there was a wicked smile in those eyes, there was no malicious or murderous look in those eyes, which made him a little emotional. It cooled down a bit, but still couldn't help asking with anger in his heart: "What is your purpose?"

"My purpose!" Hearing Fyodor D's question, Osamu Dazai showed a dark smile and said, "It's nothing, just seeing you as a troublemaker, I can't bear it." I just wanted to give you a multiple-choice question."

No matter how troublesome you are, can you beat you?Fyodor D hated Osamu Dazai in his heart and gritted his teeth in disgust. He fell into a completely disadvantaged state, but he could only ask on his face: "What multiple choice question?"

"It's very simple, multiple-choice question one, this comedy will continue, I will arrange for you to perform more exciting and hilarious dramas for everyone to broadcast live, and then after the live broadcast, I will show you the 'original drama' without illusionist processing." After making your image and crimes famous among the public, you will be executed according to law.

The second choice question is that you appeared in public as a newly debuted star under the name of the Mu family. From now on, you will lead your group of members of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man to carry out star work on the surface of the Floating Ice Continent, and secretly. For the intelligence gathering work, after all, whether the five treaties signed by various countries and the Mu family are being implemented needs to be carefully supervised.

We must have a better intelligence network than we have now, and although your character is not very good, intelligence gathering ability, and this deceitful mouth are quite powerful, but let me explain in advance, if you choose the second option If so, in order to be able to restrain a dangerous person like you.

We will make a handle that will make you rather die than betray in the future. If you want to choose this, it is better to prepare yourself first. Osamu Dazai finished speaking with a smile, and then asked with an expression similar to that of Gui Deng when he was black-bellied: "How?"Which one would you choose for this two-choice dilemma? "

snort!Osamu Dazai still has the face to say that he even deceived himself, he is a connoisseur of deception!Fyodor D heard that Osamu Dazai made such a move, not only to play with him, but also to attract him, Junxiu's pale face could not help showing surprise.

This person is clearly aware of his ambition, but he still wants to recruit him. What is he planning?Suspicious, he thought and asked tentatively: "My dream is to become a god, and I can do anything for this, so you dare to recruit me as a subordinate."

"Hey... Becoming a god is so simple, you don't need to use any means to do it, why don't I dare?" Hearing what Fyodor D said, Osamu Dazai looked at him with very sympathetic eyes, and then said : "And if you really want to become a god, just go over there and ask my Odusan! The great god can't do it, he can give gods to ordinary immortal gods, gods of death, etc. at will!"

That is, once Odusan bestows the god position, he will be permanently reserved for labor in the future. Whether he becomes a ghost as a prison guard, or becomes a god of death to extradite the undead in the human world, he will never be able to resign, work every day, and have to work overtime from time to time. You have to think about it before you want to do it!

When Fyodor D heard Osamu Dazai's words, his brain that had been shrouded in anger suddenly calmed down, and then a few words of dialogue that he had ignored earlier flashed in his mind, and he reacted in shock. Question: "The head of the Mu family is not from this world?

They are not human beings, they are gods who came to save this earth. You are obviously adopted sons, but you all have such similar brothers. Is it because they also came from other worlds, the other you who share the same genes as you?Am I right? "

Only gods can come up with so many technologies that humans cannot create in another 100 years. Only gods can create the floating ice continent in a short period of time with unpredictable means. The supernatural power... The French government's speculation is correct!

"As expected of the Demon Lord, he reacted so quickly. I thought he would not be able to find out the information I told him on purpose just now!" Hearing Fyodor D's question, Fran continued. He took the responsibility of complaining blankly, and told the devil that the information just now was leaked to him on purpose.

Gui Deng and Mu Ping had been silently watching the script staged by Osamu Dazai in silence before, but now they heard that someone applied for a job 'self-introduction', and immediately showed a kind smile: "Congratulations, you guessed it right, I am another An official on earth with a god.

There are many things to manage in daily work, including some ghosts and gods, gods of death, etc. If you want to be a god, wait for you to die, work for Xiaozhi and the others, and after the sins you committed before, I will send someone to come Extradite your soul to our side of the earth, and give you a god that can live for a long, long time. "

Hearing what Ghost Lantern said, Mu Ping, Ghost Mu Zhongya, Central Plains Chuya, King Eluo, Giotto, Xiao Dazai, Dazai Osamu, Little Tiger, Nakajima Atsushi, etc. all expressed their sympathy for this child. How stupid?Is he mentally ill or something and looked at Fyodor D.

This strange look made Fyodor D suddenly feel that there was a big problem with his dream of becoming a god. Could there be any particularly unfortunate things to happen to become a god?impossible!

Just when Fyodor D was suspicious of everyone's reaction, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, who had been watching coldly before, suddenly walked up to Mu Ping politely, bowed to her to show respect, and asked, "Master Mu Ping , can I go to your world to serve you in the future?"

"Hey!!!" Mu Ping, who was watching the scene very attentively, was taken aback by Shibusawa Ryuhiko's speech, and after realizing it, he waved his hands hurriedly and said: "The world over there did not grant gods, and the management of ghosts and gods Human rights, if you also want to become a god, you can ask the ghost lamp."

However, with Ghost Lantern's character of not rejecting talents, as long as he dares to apply, Ghost Lantern will definitely accept it!Who made Lord Ghost and God a black hole of talent!Even if hundreds of thousands of Limuru's men are recruited, with the explosive increase in population and the increase in the dead, there are still not enough talents, and the more the better!

It is said that Ghost Lamp took such a long vacation with himself in the human world before, and this time he was delayed in this world for another 9 years. Converted to the time of hell, the first assistant officer of hell actually took such a long vacation, just like King Yan Mo Wen Tun, treat Ghost Lantern as your child's boss to indulge!

oh!In addition, Ghost Lamp had the foresight to arrange for the children of the family to take care of some things for him, and promoted Yuyi, Hamura-san, Limu Rusan and other assistant officials to share the work, so that King Yan Mo would not be overwhelmed and mess up the hell Order, the ghost lamp can rest so casually!

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko was taken aback when he heard this, and then replied with a chuckle: "It doesn't matter whether you become a god or not, I just want to be..."

"Okay, after he redeems his sins and dies in this world, I will send someone to extradite his soul to our world." Shibusawa Ryuhiko's thoughts, how could the ghost lamp with full-level pseudo-mind reading skills not be found? The character of a black ghost.

Naturally, after discovering what he was up to, he immediately interrupted Shibusawa Ryuhiko, just like other people who were attracted by the mu bottle. Sawa Ryuhiko made arrangements.

With this guy's physique, as long as he doesn't die, he can live for at least tens of hundreds of years. Such a long time is enough for him to forget a lot of memories and feelings. Even if he is more persistent, when he dies, he can deal with it like Like those guys, arrange him a 'good job' where he will never see his wife.

It turns out that Odu-san is still a jealous king, even Shibusawa Ryuhiko, who is obviously not at the same level as him, and who is unlikely to be his rival in love, is so vigilant, like a vicious black dragon guarding his most precious treasure meticulously, No one even wants to take a peek.

Osamu Dazai saw some signs, and after secretly laughing, he said to Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: "Looking at the current situation of the two earths, people on this earth cannot go to another earth if they don't live to the end of their lives. You should have seen it too.

The other me and Dun have not changed their bodies from 9 years ago to now. In fact, their hearts have grown with time, but because of the rules that do not allow two creatures with the same genetics to grow together on the same earth, foreign The time flow of the patient's body will stop by itself.

Keep them in a state of infancy, so you cannot go to another earth when you are alive, it will affect the other self on that earth, and your own time flow will also stop completely, don't feel that time stops flowing completely, It is to enter another state of eternal life.

What is actually stagnant is only the time when the other person is still alive. After the other party dies, the stagnant time will pass from the period of stagnation to the period of death in an instant. Stagnation.

That is to say, if the present is past, the past living body will maintain this posture, the body cannot grow, cannot reproduce offspring, and even the instinct of reproduction cannot be produced, until the other self dies, itself will also Follow die.

That's why Odu-san said to extradite you to go there after you die. The souls of the dead are not affected by the law of the life of the human world. Shibusawa-san, why don't you join the Mu family as well!When that day comes, let's go to the earth over there together. "

After he finished speaking, he gave Fyodor D a meaningful look.

Seeing this, Fyodor D was startled. He knew that what Osamu Dazai said was superficially explained to Shibusawa Ryuhiko, but actually he was actually explaining it to him.