The years of being a bottle tree spirit

"Don't worry! I'm only a few years younger. I've been teaching for many years, and I've never missed a job. Even the current first assistant manager of Yan Mo Hall is my student." Teacher Ma Ke saw that Mu Ping was worried that he couldn't teach students well, so he immediately patted Chest assured.

But hearing what he said, Mu Ping couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, isn't Yan Mo Hall's first assistant Guan the ghost lamp boss?Master Ghost Lamp's teacher?ah!She remembered that she had appeared several times in the comics.

He is a great ghost who has been teaching from the school age of the ghost lamp to the current private school age, and the subsequent school age. He didn't give up teaching until 60 years ago in the human world when the future plot began.

Entering the Yan Mo Hall as the second assistant officer, one of the remaining four assistants of King Yan Mo, he said that he gave up teaching, but in fact, it is almost the same as teaching students in the Yan Mo Hall.

It takes one day in hell to train Yan Moting to have the ability to educate ghost soldiers who can participate in court trials.His teaching ability should not be underestimated. In fact, the remaining second to fifth assistant officers of Yan Mo Dawang are all for the first assistant officer, that is, for the ghost lamp.

Ma Ke teacher is very broad-minded and becomes his student's subordinate, and in the comics, he complains to Xiaobai and the others about the bitterness of Ghost Lamp's school days.

Among them, the most impressive thing is that when Ghost Lantern was a teenager, he helped his classmates come up with an idea to punish Mr. Ma Ke, and in the end he almost killed the teacher directly. Also, every time Ghost Lantern sees this teacher, everyone cares about whether he is alive or not. girlfriend problem.

Then this teacher Ma Ke was single for more than 4000 years in the future... Thinking of those plots, even Mu Ping couldn't help but smile, and hurriedly lowered his head and smiled: "So you are the teacher of Ghost Lamp, hello teacher, I It's Ghost Lantern's wife, Mu Ping!"

"Huh! Ghost Lantern can actually get married, I thought he would be single for the rest of his life!" Teacher Ma Ke was stunned when he heard Mu Ping's self-report, and then patted his head and said: "Look at my memory, I remembered, these two This child was sent by the ghost lamp guy in the morning!"

"Because I opened a grocery store recently and I'm usually busy, Ghost Lantern plans to send them to school early." Mu Ping said with a chuckle: "Haha... Ghost Lantern must have done very well in school!"

"Ghost lamp? That guy is a bastard!" Hearing Mu Ping's question, Ma Ke complained without hesitation: "Every day, he is obsessed with using the dead to experiment with various mechanisms of torture, or he cooperates with his classmates to set up mechanisms in the school, and almost makes fun of it." Dead old man, and whether the old man has a girlfriend is none of his business..."

"Uh... It's really not easy for you to have a student like Ghost Lantern!" It seems that Teacher Ma Ke is also full of resentment. No wonder after more than 4000 years, when he saw Xiaobai and them, he would complain to them about how the Ghost Lantern was at that time. It's hard to teach, Mu Ping couldn't help laughing when he thought that the Ghost Lamp boss had such a special period.

Hearing Mu Ping's approval of his words, Ma Ke's bitter tears almost flowed out: "That kid always greets me with a blank face every time we meet——teacher, have you found a girlfriend? I've been in school since I was in school. Asked now, I told him that I have been single..."

"Oh! The teacher doesn't have a wife!"

"It's so pitiful, give him a bite of lunch later, and comfort him!"

"Looking at his beard, he must have no girlfriend to help him take care of it."

"poor thing!"

"My grandma said that if my uncle can't marry a female ghost and return home, he will be kicked out of the house to stand on his own!"

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Regardless of the occasion, the result was that a group of elementary school students in the classroom expressed sympathy. However, the sympathy of the elementary school students was so cruel that Teacher Ma Ke couldn't help shouting: "I don't like women who come close to me. I am happy to be single. There is no need for you group of brats to sympathize."

Seeing Teacher Ma Ke's appearance, Mu Ping buried his face on Zhong Yuan's small shoulders to hide his smile, and after he suppressed the students, he said: "Since the children's teacher is you, I don't worry, Ma Ke Teacher Ke, please give me more advice in the future, I won’t disturb your class today, goodbye!”

Why can that bastard Ghost Lamp marry a wife?She is still such a good-tempered beauty who seems to understand the character of that guy, Ghost Lamp, to agree to marry him is simply the most unbelievable thing in hell. When will that idiot Wutou and that coward Peng also marry a wife?

Will they have such good luck with the ghost lamp?Looking at the back of Mu Ping leaving, after Mr. Ma Ke suppressed the coaxing students, such thoughts could not help appearing in his mind, but the scene of Wutou holding a lump of rice field for him flashed in his mind, he quickly shook his head, Secretly said: Don't let that fool harm others.

The Ghost Lamp boss is so strict on the face, but soft on the inside, just like he is to the little whites of the future. Although he often frightens them with a dark belly, he is always tolerant towards them and puts himself in their shoes.

Now I don’t like children on the surface, but I have actually thought about their affairs and entrusted them to the person I trust the most. Probably to that person, small animals and children are different.

By the way, as long as he is not a sinner to women, he is generally a gentleman, and he always takes care of the women around him in his own way... After seeing the placement of the children with his own eyes, Mu Ping silently gave the ghost to the big brother in his heart. After applying a filter, I didn't expect the evil spirit of the ghost lamp at all.

Don't worry about the children, Mu Ping can suddenly stay at ease after returning to the grocery store. Even if there are no customers, she can pass the time by arranging the shelves, so the time passes quickly.

Just when she felt that the light outside was a bit dim, and it was estimated that it was almost evening, a green triangular scarf was wrapped around her head, and she was also dressed in green. She watched the six or seven-year-old lady open the shop door and walked in, looking up. Looking at her standing at the counter, he asked, "Master Mu Ping, hello!"

"You are?" Looking at the young lady in front of him, Mu Ping always felt a little familiar, as if he had seen this image somewhere.

Mrs. Xiaozheng introduced herself very politely: "I am the wood spirit, and I am in charge of guarding the passage between the present world and the next world in the mountains and forests."

"Oh! I heard Ghost Lantern mentioned that you are the wood spirit who led him into the underworld when he was still unconscious at the beginning?" Mu Ping heard this and remembered why she felt familiar. This image has appeared many times in the animation of Ghost Lantern. .

The wooden spirit corrected his fingers in embarrassment: "The ghosts of Fusang are actually branches of gods. It's okay to live in the underworld, but if the mixed-blood ghosts that were accidentally formed in the human world can't guide them into the underworld in time and absorb the ghosts of the underworld The spiritual power stabilizes the ghost energy.

It will be destabilized by the ghost energy, and the extreme hunger will instinctively attack humans, and restore the ghost energy by absorbing the soul and flesh of human beings. Therefore, when I sense the appearance of the half-bloods, I will rush over as soon as possible, and kill them before they make a big mistake. Send back to Huangquan. "

"I see. You have helped the ghost lamp a lot." No wonder there were so many legends about evil spirits attacking and eating people in Fusang ancient times. It seems that those are half-breeds who didn't return to the underworld in time and lost their minds because of hunger. Ghost clan, Mu Ping expressed his sincere gratitude to Mu Ling while thinking: "Thank you, Mu Lingsang!"

"Lord Mu Ping, you are the wife of Lord Ghost Lamp, so you don't need to be polite to a little wood spirit like me, just call me by my name." The wood spirit quickly shook his head and rejected Mu Ping's address.

"But you are the benefactor of the ghost lamp!" Mu Ping really likes the little wood spirit, whether he helped the ghost lamp, tried his best to prevent Shi Ji from detonating Mount Fuji, or as a wood spirit, he just got hay fever Everything is very interesting.

And this wooden spirit, despite his small appearance, is actually older than King Yan Mo, the first human being in Fusang and also the first deceased, so of course he deserves a respectful title... She changed the subject while thinking: " By the way, Mu Lingsang, what are you doing here?"

She remembers that wood spirits spend more time in the forests of the present world, and every time they come to hell, special circumstances happen, or they send delicacies from mountains and seas as gifts to Yan Modian.

Just when Mu Ping was thinking this way, she saw Mu Ling bring a stack of gift boxes from outside the door with her small body, and while tiptoeing to put them on her counter, she said: "I am here this time not only to give Some delicacies from mountains and seas are for you and Lord Ghost Lantern as a wedding gift, and I have another request for you."

"What's the matter?" Mu Ling is not a bad-hearted young lady anyway, so his request must not be a bad thing, Mu Ping thought very trustingly.

Sure enough, Mrs. Mu Ling said with some embarrassment: "Actually, Master Tianzhi Yuzhu, the assistant official of Taishan Palace, is one of my superiors, but she can only stay on the sacred tree since she was born. It can only extend to a little place around the sacred tree through the branches of the sacred tree.

She couldn't help it before, so she got used to this kind of life. Later, through some bugs in hell, she learned that there is a new big tree monster like you, and you can run around with the body, especially yesterday. Sword spirits can transfer spiritual consciousness to your branches.

So Lord Tianzhi Yuzhu thought, can you please give her a branch, she wants to try whether she can transfer to your branch, and she can move freely like me, Tianzhi Congyunjian, she is willing to use A piece of wood from the main body of my sacred tree is exchanged with you. "

"It's just a branch. You and Lord Tianzhi Yuzhu are too polite, just wait a moment." Hearing what the wood spirit said, I don't know how many years ago it was in the comics, but at least 4000 years from now to the plot. For many years, countless years in hell, the little girl who could only stay on the tree.

Mu Ping did not hesitate to control the body to form a third-order branch, and after storing a lot of nutrients in it, he took it out and handed it to the wood spirit: "Take it to Master Yuzhu of the Sky to try! I will Enjoy these delicacies from mountains and seas with Ghost Lantern, and you won't need any other rewards!"

"Master Mu Ping, I suggest you not to refuse the reward of Master Tianzhizhu! Master Tianzhizhu has the ability to control all ants and insects. Even a small piece of wood separated from her tree can control a certain area and Number of ants.

You just need to focus on the wood and think that there will be no ants and insects around you, and all the insects will avoid you in the future. You don’t like insects around you, do you? "Xiao Zhengtai, the wood spirit, opened her round eyes.

Seriously, he said to Mu Ping: "Of course, if you like bugs, you can also use it to summon bugs and issue orders to them. The number and precision of control are definitely not as good as Lord Yuzhu, but it is still possible in a small area. !"

"Hearing what you said, it's really hard to refuse!" She is not the hostess sister who doesn't change her face and plays with bugs like Gui Deng, and Gui Deng always likes to use all kinds of bugs to make medicine at home, which is really a headache .

Thinking of the hobby of ghost lamps, Mu Ping immediately said to the wood spirit Xiao Zhengtai with a smile on his face: "Then please give me some branches that fell off from Master Tianzhi Yuzhu! I don't need to use them from other places."

Anyway, as long as there are a few branches, she can use her body to absorb them and produce woody fruits that can also be used to repel insects. In the future, when she needs to repel insects, she can have as many as she wants, and she no longer has to worry about her own body getting insects, and Insects settle in places around you that you can't see.

As for the Ghost Lamp boss who doesn't like women who are afraid of bugs, who cares if he likes it or not, hum!If the snapdragons were not too ugly and cute, the boundless sea of ​​snapdragons around her body caused her to suffer mental damage every day. She would have tried to absorb a snapdragon plant a long time ago, and look at the snapdragons produced by her body What is the fruit like!

Seeing Mu Ping listened to his persuasion, Mu Ling Xiaozheng immediately smiled, picked up the branch fruit that Mu Ping produced, and said: "Then I will send the saplings to Master Tianzhi Yuzhu first, and I will give you the reward later send over."

"Don't worry about that, as long as you have time to send it over." Mu Ping thought that in the anime, Ghost Lamp would help Mu Ling every time he asked for help, and he obviously liked this friend very much.

So he simply continued: "By the way, it's rare for you to come to hell, come to my house as a guest after you finish your business with Lord Tianzhi Yuzhu! Ghost Lantern must be very happy to see you. By the way, the food made by Ghost Lantern tastes very good! You must come and taste it."

"Uh! It's fine to visit you and Lord Ghost Lantern's house, but you don't need to eat. I am a wood spirit, and I usually feed on the nutrients given to me by the trees. Although humans and ghosts can eat food and meat, But eating it is hard to digest, and you will feel a little uncomfortable." Mu Ling Xiaozheng refused sincerely.

After hearing this, Mu Ping tilted his head and thought for a while, "What if it's a vegetarian dish?"

"Oh! That's no problem. Vegetarian dishes are similar to the nutrients that trees give me, but don't you add some other ingredients to the meals of humans and ghosts?" Mu Ling thought of the delicious meals in front of him. , but he couldn't eat the sadness.

Every time I couldn't help eating, the memory that would take a month or two to fully digest in my stomach, I couldn't help showing a bleak expression, which was worse than being afraid that Shi Ji would coax Mt. Fuji to erupt.

After hearing the answer, Mu Ping thought of Bai Ze's position on her fruit, and immediately said with a smile: "Then you must come to my house for dinner at night, there will be surprises for sure!"

"Well! Then I'll pay my respects to Lord Yuzhu of the Sky in a while, and then I'll go to visit you and Lord Ghost Lantern." The wood spirit responded inexplicably.

The author has something to say: Mu Ping: Hello, teacher, I will take care of my child.

Teacher Ma Ke: Don't worry!The old man has been teaching for many years and has never failed. Even the current first assistant manager of Yan Mo Hall is a student of the old man.

Mu Ping: Huh!Are you the teacher of Ghost Lamp?Hello Master, I am the wife of Gui Deng.

Teacher Ma Ke: Huh!The ghost lamp can actually get married, the old man thought he would be single for the rest of his life!

Mu Ping: Master, Ghost Lantern must have done well in school!

Teacher Ma Ke: Ghost lamp?That guy is a dick!

Mu Ping: Second-hand goods?Second-hand goods, second-hand goods, second-hand goods! ! !