The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Hearing what he said, before the ghost lamp could speak, the giant cat opened its vertical pupils just after closing its eyes. After swaying leisurely on the branch that restrained it, a pair of vertical pupils stared at the two beautifully but cruelly. The man, suddenly said: "I am the monster train, although I am a kind of cat monster, but don't treat me like a cat and... drink!"

As the train meow was talking, he suddenly drank loudly, causing Baby Wu's heart to skip a beat, while Ghost Lantern kept his face unchanged, and said coldly, "Then Miss Train, may I ask why you are here? You even ate it." I grow fish."

"Is there a reason why delicious fish will attract cats?" The cat demon hanging from the train turned his head sideways, and the huge cat's head looked down at the two people in a cute way: "I am very satisfied with this tree, and I want it to be My cat will live on the climbing frame from now on, and will eat fish when hungry, what a comfortable monster.”

"No, this tree is my wife's body, I will not allow any creature to live on it, and these fish are all planted by me, without paying the price, it is too shameless to want to eat for free." Hearing Miss Train After declaring, Ghost Lamp's complexion turned black immediately, and he stared at the giant cat demon lady with extremely sharp and fierce eyes.

"Meow!" The train lady sensed the other party's breath, and after realizing that she couldn't beat her, she suddenly yelled coquettishly at the ghost lamp like an ordinary cat, and wrapped her two tails around the ghost lamp's legs: "Let's discuss it again." ?”

"Not negotiable."

Just after Ghost Lantern answered decisively, Wutiao Wubao, who had realized the name of the monster, suddenly said in surprise: "You are the monster train? You can enter and exit hell at will, and you can send the souls of the heinous people to hell without trial. monsters?"

"I can go in and out of hell at will, and I don't need to go through the entrance of this world or the next world, but I will eat the corpses of dead people when I am hungry. I have never done it before sending people's souls to hell." Miss Train Cat said bluntly. vetoed.

"..." Gui Deng couldn't help showing a look of surprise when he heard this. During his cooperation with Wujo Wu in the past few years, he gradually heard a lot of rumors about hell from Wujo Wu's mouth, and because of what he told It is rumored that he specially visited Inari God, who is said to be able to predict the death of human beings in later generations.

Unexpectedly, the little goddess rejected him immediately, frankly confessing that she did not have the ability to predict the date of death, which disappointed the ghost lamp who had been unable to accurately extradite the dead souls to hell on time, and maintained a skeptical attitude towards other rumors.

I didn't expect to hear another rumored protagonist related to the extradition of the deceased today. Ghost Lantern thought of Gojo Satoru telling him about the description of trains in later generations, and immediately sent an invitation to Train Meow: "Miss Train, do you plan to work in hell? As long as it is responsible for bringing the dead souls who have committed the most crimes into the underworld, how will the goldfish take care of it all the time?"

"Is it all fish from here?" In this world, except for monsters, you can't find such a big fish, and the taste is so delicious that cats want to eat it after eating it. Those fish monsters in this world smell fishy and smelly. It's not as easy as being able to swallow the corpse of a dead person in one gulp, Miss Train Cat thought naively and cruelly.

Fish monsters: Since you dislike the bad taste, don't eat us!

Ghost Lantern looked at Miss Train Cat, nodded directly and said: "Yes, hell will supply as much as you want, enough fish is hell's salary for you."

"Deal meow!" Miss Train Cat's eyes lit up, and after she finished speaking, she flicked her tail happily for a few times, letting the branches sway gently around the trunk with her body, and she came back to her senses after a few times , meowing: "Meow... cat climbing frame?"

"This is absolutely impossible!" Ghost Lantern's 'pseudo' mind-reading technique seems to be equally useful for cats. Immediately, he crossed his arms, typed a wrong number and refused, and said directly in a baritone voice: "My wife's body is a cat climbing frame. There will be no backing down on this matter.”

"Meow! Discuss again, the cat really likes this cat climbing frame." There is no such a huge tree in the human world or hell, lying on it is like flying in the sky, and everything below becomes very small. It feels like you can pounce on it with your paws, and the smell of the tree is also very good. It likes the fragrance of the leaves. In short, it is too attractive to cats.

Facing the super fluffy cat, Ghost Lantern, who already liked animals, once again categorically refused: "No!"

"A cat can give you a lot of fish!"

"Your fish are all my wages for you!"

"That cat gave you a lot of human corpses!"

"It's useless for hell to ask for human corpses!"

"Meow! The cat lets you touch the pads every day?"

"No... OK!" Ghost Lamp's tone became a bit difficult.

Seeing this, Miss Train Cat opened her big vertical pupils, and once again cutely yelled at the ghost lamp: "Meow! Plus you can rub Mao Mao at any time, is it okay?"

"The main body is definitely not good, um! But the branch can give you a cat climbing frame." Facing the enthusiasm of animals, it is hard to refuse, and the 'animal lover' Ghost Lantern rarely backed down.

"Branches? Are those trees over there?" The train cat looked at the endless sea of ​​trees around him, shook its giant cat's head and said, "No, they are too short. Cats want tall ones, and they like the tallest ones the most." tree."

"I told you that the tree of my wife's body is not good." Although Ghost Lantern likes animals, his personality is quite shrewd, and he will not let anyone or animals other than his wife take advantage of him, so the shrewd Master Ghosts and Gods thought for a while and continued: "Actually I can also make it grow taller by branching.

Of course it is not as tall as the main body, but it can be two or three times higher than other branches. Is there any reward other than fish, carcasses, meat pads, and furry? "

"..." Listening to the bargaining between one person and one cat, Baby Wu wanted to touch his forehead helplessly, this hell ghost is really cold-blooded!Even cats can't take advantage of him. No wonder he treats him cruelly when he pretends to be a child. He is worthy of being a dark ghost.

Hearing what the ghost said, the train cat thought about how a common ramet would grow two or three times, 3, 400 meters high, and a thick cat climbing a hundred meters. It felt a little... okay!I really want it, if now this huge cat climbing frame has to be given up.

The other one is definitely going to be in my hands. The shrewd but usually too lazy to think because of the cat temperament, Miss Train Cat looked sideways at the ghost lamp, and the huge cat eyes turned left and right before asking: "Meow! What reward do you want?"

"How did you find the human corpse accurately in this world?" Before he proposed the branch trade, the shrewd Ghost Lamp with a full level of 'pseudo' mind reading has noticed another ability of Miss Train Cat that deserves his attention. Now see Train Cat Surrender, he asked immediately.

Hearing this, the cat on the train tilted its huge cat's head and replied: "The cat knows an evil ghost named Chajini who can detect the time of death of human beings. When he is hungry, he will cooperate with her and send her to the dying person as a mount. Cats eat the dead man's heart, and cats eat the dead man's body."

"Interesting, I can actually detect the death of human beings, so my reward has been decided. Please introduce this tea Guinea to me." It will be much easier, and the difficulty of welcoming the department will be reduced.

As an official who actually manages the hell and does a lot of work every day, he can also relax a lot, so he must recruit her as soon as possible, the shrewdness in the ghost lamp's eyes flashed, and it was pronounced as "Xiao Boss". At this time, a certain evil spirit does not know her It will be 3000 years ahead of schedule to set foot on the footsteps of social animals and workers. Congratulations, gratification and congratulations!

The train cat listened, thinking about the cat climbing frame, and said without hesitation: "The cat can only introduce you, don't care about anything else, Chajini is a ghost with only a full stomach in his mind, you have to be careful! She is not like Cats are so talkative."

"Thank you for your reminder. By the way, I'm going home later. Would you like to play at my house for a while?" My wife must be very happy to have such a big cat playing with her!I don't know that there is now an extra cub in the family, so the ghost lamp thinks so.

After the deal was concluded, after the ghost lamp untied the branches, the train cat easily landed on the ground, and agreed to the invitation without any objection: "Okay!"

After eating and drinking enough, and finding a long-term meal ticket in the future and a stable job, the train cat lady is in a pretty good mood at the moment.

"Ghost Lantern, Wu, you are back!"

Ghost Lamp, Wujo Wubaobao and a huge big cat stood at the door of the side hall, looking at the scene in the living room, they could almost see the black ghost energy manifesting around Ghost Lamp: "What's the matter with this little ghost?"

"Uh... I don't know how he came to hell and found our house, what should we do now?" Mu Ping asked a bit troubled.

Seeing the little orange-haired ghost clinging to his wife tightly, with a pair of small arms wrapped around her neck in a coquettish manner, the glaring ghost walked into the living room quickly, took the child from Mu Ping's arms to his eyes, and stared at it. Looking at his innocent eyes, he asked, "Little devil, how did you come to hell?"

'Vinegar King started again!Why does such a cold, unconscious, dark ghost with a black stomach and animal shaking S still have the attribute of the king of vinegar, even eating the vinegar of children?Don't talk about indifference, the feelings are too rich! Wujo Satoru thought speechlessly.

"Oudusan!" He was suddenly taken away from the arms of his mother who made him feel at ease. The person who took him away was the same person who stopped him from following his mother last time. The child who has a clear memory after Conghua has no memory at all. He didn't hold grudges, but clapped his little hands very happily, and tried to wrap his arms around Ghost Lamp's neck while calling his father.

Just when Ghost Lantern was staring at the innocent orange-haired kid in front of him, a huge cat head with a bald head the size of a door spoke behind him: "Meow, the cat brought him here. He flew out from the royal city with a A faint, but very pleasant smell of fish.

The cat told him that he could take him where he wanted to go, but he wanted to feed the cat fish. He agreed, and the cat sent him here!I didn't expect that after I came here, there were so many fish nearby, and they slithered..."