The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Xiao Dazai looked at Xiaobai's eyes that were shining like when he talked about his favorite things with human beings, and he talked to it as if he were talking to people: "Really? I also like listening to songs! There are many Can't understand the lyrics of the song.

Like you just sang that heartbreaking lullaby, what's so special about being 15?Why does the lyrics keep revolving around 15 years old. "The 6-year-old Dazai, who is smart, precocious and limited, is trying to figure out what 15 years old means in the lyrics.

"I don't know either, maybe ask Liuli Nan and Lord Guideng, they should know!" As a dog, Xiaobai certainly doesn't understand what's wrong with being 15 years old.

Xiao Dazai was taken aback when he heard that, and couldn't help asking: "Master Ghost Lantern refers to me, Odusang, and who is Liuli Nan?"

"It's my companion! Haven't you read Momotaro's story?" Xiaobai always thought that their stories were mixed and everyone in Japan knew about them! [Although the history has changed, a bad plague ghost couple still appeared in Momotaro's hometown, and the nearby peach trees gave birth to Momotaro to eliminate ghosts. 】

Xiao Dazai half-hugged the chubby Xiaobai, kneaded it, and thought for a while before saying: "Oh! I remembered, it appeared in a children's program, but only Momotaro's name was mentioned in the program. He The three companions I only know are a dog, a chicken, and a monkey, but I have never heard their names."

"A dog, a chicken, a monkey... woo woo... Don't we have names in TV shows? Besides, the Lun family is not an ordinary dog, the Lun family is an angel, and Liu Linan is not an ordinary chicken , but there are few in Japan and it has become a protected animal, the pheasant among the green pheasants..." Upon hearing this, Xiao Bai immediately fell down on the ground in frustration, without wagging his tail.

The white and fat dog is so cute even if he is listless!Little Dazai rubbed the fur on its head very fondly: "Television shows are just acting casually. Besides, so many people who have been on TV and have names and surnames on it may not be able to become jailers if they go to hell. You can be a jailer in hell and have an iron job, which is much better than them."

"That's right! The Lun family is now a jailer. After Yu Neng, Master Lu Ji retires in a few days, he can go to Taishan Palace with Liu Linan and the others to serve as assistant officers. We are much better than many humans." Xiaobai was encouraged, Pull yourself together immediately.

Can animal jailers be officials in hell?It seems that animals should not be underestimated!Even animals have joined the workplace. It is expected that the workplace in hell will be more intense than that in the human world. Xiao Dazai, who didn't know that hell has been short of talents all year round, thought of this, and asked the fat dog who cheered up so quickly: "By the way, you My companion is Liu Linan, how about you? What's your name?"

"The name of Lun's family is Xiaobai, what about you?" Xiaobai is a real cute little angel. Little Dazai's behavior of encouraging him to cheer up is something he would only do when he becomes a good friend in his heart, which made him immediately regard Xiaodazai as a I met my good friend, and I was very affectionate to him, and my tail wagged even more cheerfully.

No one can refuse cute animals, even the gloomy little Dazai surrendered under the cuteness of the fat dog: "My name is Muzhi the ghost, you will call me... um! Xiaozhi!"

"Zhijiang?" Xiaobai tried to shout, and then complained: "This name is too nasty, can you change it, the Lun family can't call it out!"

"Hmm! It's strange. Obviously Ogasang's voice is very affectionate, and it sounds very comfortable. Why do you shout so that I have the urge to abuse dogs." Xiao Dazai also made a soul complaint at the same time.

The two little guys, one person and one dog, looked at each other, and suddenly said in unison: "Let's change the name!"

"You can call me Dazai from now on."

"Dazai? You're called Ghost Mu Zhi, why did you call you that? If you have an awkward name, you can call him His Highness Zhi, or Young Master Zhi like the other children who call you Lord Ghost Lamp!" After listening to Xiao Dazai's words , Xiaobai was very puzzled.

Your Highness?Master?In what year do you still call this kind of title in a period drama? Don't the people who are called feel ashamed?Little Dazai complained and said: "Dazai Osamu is the name I decided to use in the human world in the future, and it can be regarded as one of my names. It's okay to call it a name. Besides, don't you think calling Dazai is better than calling your Highness, Young Master?" too much."

"Hmm!" In fact, almost!The dog doesn't feel the sense of class in the name, and when he sees that his new best friend likes it to be called Dazai, he readily agrees.

Seeing that the address was confirmed, Xiao Dazai felt as if his muscles had been cramped, and he half lay on Xiao Bai's body: "Xiao Bai, your hairy flesh is so cured! Relying on you like this, I was beaten by Ou Xiaobai yesterday." Dusang's heart, which was almost frightened to death, has finally recovered."

"Did Master Ghost Lamp scare you?" Xiaobai asked suspiciously while patting Xiao Dazai's head with his little meat pad to comfort him.

Xiao Dazai nodded with lingering fear in his heart: "Forget it, that jealous king... In the end, I agreed to him many excessive conditions, and he took me out of the bone erosion."

"It's really what Master Ghost Lantern did!" -_-||Xiaobai heard this, and immediately showed a clear expression of cold sweat on the dog's head.

The clever little Dazai knew something was wrong when he saw the expression on it, so he couldn't help but asked with interest: "Could it be that Odusan did this to other people?"

"Well! The Lun family has also been treated similarly to yours. Alas! Didn't the Lun family just say a few more words about Kakisuke's black history for a while? Master Ghost Lantern put the Lun family into the flowers of the man-eating grass, and almost killed him. The Lun family fed man-eating grass.

It wasn't until the Lun family thoroughly reflected on not being able to bully their companions with black history that they released the Lun family. "Xiao Bai dejectedly recalled the second worst thing in his dog's life except being drilled into the chrysanthemum by a bun bug, suddenly shook the dog's head, and sneaked a sneaky look left and right.

Then he lowered his voice and whispered into Xiao Dazai's ear: "Hey! Let me tell you in secret, Liu Linan said that Mr. Guideng has a particularly black-bellied ghost, animal trembling, and serious collection obsession. Anyone who offends him will be very miserable. There are many hells." The punishments are all designed by Lord Ghost Lantern, so we have to listen to Lord Ghost Lantern especially so as not to suffer!"

Black-bellied ghost shaking S, hmm, he has already experienced these last night, and the collector has not seen it yet, but it is impossible for ordinary people to build such a large ice bank to store ingredients!Xiao Dazai is based on the idea of ​​knowing oneself, knowing the enemy and winning every battle.

He also lowered his voice and asked Xiaobai: "Is there any example that can actually prove Odusang's behavior? For example, who has been punished by him like this? And what torture equipment did he develop? Or is there any evidence for these characters? "

"Evidence! The Lun family remembered. Eggplant and Cucumber said that in front of the gate of Izanami Beauty Palace is the public execution ground of Lord Ghost Lantern. Anyone who offends him will be executed there. They also said that creatures with fragile hearts Don't watch it.

Perhaps there is evidence there! "Xiaobai rested his chin on the dog's paw and pondered for a while, then suddenly stood up and said excitedly, after finishing speaking, he circled around Xiao Dazai, and said a little depressed: "It's a pity that Liu Linan and Kakisuke won't let you Going to Lun's house, saying that it is Lun's house, there will definitely be psychological shadows. "

"Hey! It sounds so interesting! It would be great if I could go and have a look." In this way, I can have a certain understanding of the bottom line of Odusan's ghosts and animals, and I can play on his bottom line in the future. Xiao Dazai showed a look of expectation eyes.

Erhuo Xiaobai eagerly said: "Why don't we go and have a look now! The traffic in Hell is very convenient, and my salary is enough for round-trip transportation!"

After hearing all kinds of rumors, it doesn't dare to go as a dog, and it will not be afraid to find a companion to go with it. At this time, the naive second-hand dog thought so in his heart.

"Okay! When I get back, I'll treat you to the delicious food made by Odusan," Dazai, who had been thinking of going on a hell adventure since he knew this place was hell yesterday, raised his eyebrows at Xiaobai. Thumbs up.

Seeing that the new friend agreed, Xiaobai completely forgot that today it should be on duty with Liu Linan and Kakisuke to clean the Yan Mo Hall. They are now in other places around the hall, so he threw down the broom excitedly : "Then let's go quickly!"

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So with a strong sense of excitement and anticipation of being able to peek at the other side of the ghost lamp, the two little guys took the hell taxi and prepared to fly to the hell where the Izana Beauty Hall is, but the two little guys got into the car. , Xiao Dazai couldn't help touching and touching on the dim car.

Seeing this, Xiaobai tilted his dog's head and asked in confusion, "Dazai, what are you doing?"

"Oh! I saw the head of the obscuring car in front of the car, so I guessed that the car was its body. It seems that I guessed right. I tried to touch some places just now, and found that it was okay to touch the doors and windows, but the touch Going to corners and the like, the flight of Oboro's car will become unstable.

Sometimes it trembles, probably those places are his itchy flesh!If you don't have the money to pay for the fare, or you want to take a bully car, you can scratch their itch from the inside, making them temporarily paralyzed by laughter, and then they can take the opportunity to escape. "Xiao Dazai looked at the interior of the hazy car with interest, and said very ghostly words.

After hearing the conversation inside, the hazy car, which was flying quite steadily outside, sped up silently, and decided to hurry up and send the brat to the destination, woooo┭┮﹏┭┮the brat is so scary.

Although he is a scumbag, the little white dog who has always obeyed the law was stunned when he heard it. He asked incredulously: "Why do you consider taking the Bawang car? The Lun family said that today's transportation fee is due to Lun. The family is in charge."

"Uh... I don't know, I just thought of it after I sat down." This is also a habit I developed in that big house, and I always think about how to break through there all the time.

Of course, because he is just a child with no money and no status, all methods of breaking through the mansion and leaving the city are illegal, he is just thinking about it now!He didn't intend to do this kind of behavior, Xiao Dazai said with an innocent face.

The author has something to say: Eggplant's Obscure Father: Hey!Today, the passenger actually pulled a brat, which scared me to death.

Eggplant's Hazy Cousin: What kind of brat can scare an old driver like you.

Eggplant's Obscure Car Dad: A five or six-year-old boy found my tickle as soon as he got in the car, and figured out how to break through our Obscure Car's defense from the inside, and shut us down by scratching it. The guy who took the opportunity to take the overlord car.

Eggplant's mother: Ah!It sounds really scary!

Eggplant's cousin hazy car: He is indeed a brat, and I don't know who educated him.

Eggplant's Obscure Car Dad: We must warn our colleagues quickly, and we must be careful to guard against such guests who take overlord cars to get on the car.

Eggplant's Hazy Car Cousin: That's right!Tell your colleagues immediately.

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So on the second day of Xiao Dazai's stay in Hell, he successfully ordered the car rental industry to undergo a major rectification, especially for the transportation of children. It is very strict, and he almost has to check the household registration book. Congratulations, congratulations.