The years of being a bottle tree spirit

"Why do you ask that?" Ghost Lantern's keen premonition made him realize that his wife was going to trouble him, so he immediately looked at his wife with stressful eyes.

Mu Ping, who doesn't feel that raising two daughters is troublesome at all: "I just think you need to take a vacation by yourself once in a while!"

Anyway, for a serious supernatural fan like Ghost Lantern, as long as he goes to the human world, the place to visit must be a cemetery or an abandoned house. According to Xiaobai, if they don’t meet him, the plot line will be automatically repaired Condition.

As long as he goes alone, it will be a matter of time before he meets Zashiki Waraji. At that time, her daughters will be able to move to hell, and the many cute women's clothes she prepared will not need to be packed at the bottom of the box.

However, she thought very well, and the ghost lamp whose nerves are not on the same line as hers at the moment said with a dark face: "You can't be guilty of the seven-year itch of human beings. You feel annoying when you look at me and want to send me away." Go to the human world and live a celibate life in hell for tens of thousands of years?"

"Hey! How could it be?" What did the ghost lamp boss say!I have been married to him for more than seven years. If I really have the problem of the seven-year itch, I have committed it thousands of years ago, okay?Besides, if she wasn't worried that if she went with her, the plot might be due, she would definitely go with her!The first son and the second son are so cute, and she also wants to take a soul portrait with them.

Hearing this, Gui Deng stretched out his hand to hold Mu Ping's chin and stared at him: "Then who are you thinking about now? Could it be that you are thinking about a man other than me? You actually intended to cheat, did I make you dissatisfied?"

"Shut up, so-and-so wants... so what's the dissatisfaction! It's too full, okay! I just want you to bring the girls back quickly!" Mu Ping became angry from embarrassment, and impulsively opened his mouth to express what was in his heart Intend.

Hearing what Mu Ping said, he has been refusing to listen to the plot related to him. Ghost Lantern, who is not interested in knowing the future in advance, senses his ominous premonition and raises the alarm: "Daughters? I never heard that I have a daughter? "

"But in the plot, you took them back to hell! They are two very cute zashiki boys, like dolls!" Uh...Although they are female dolls in the Japanese horror version, Mu Ping complained a little guilty, but then thought of the strangeness of the ghost lamp He likes it, and thinks that such a zashiki warji probably suits him better.

Hearing that Mu Ping said that the two daughters she wanted were Zashiki Warji, Ghost Lantern, who knew that Zashiki Warji's adult body was in the state of a child, immediately realized what the premonition of trouble was, and immediately asked with his eloquence: ""Then I Did you adopt them both as daughters? "

"Uh... no, but you gave them names!" Because the adoption of other children went smoothly before, as long as she liked the ghost lamp, she never really objected. surprise.

Ghost Lantern, who found the reason for the rebuttal, immediately said: "Just taking a name and not adopting it is not considered a daughter."

"You still love them very much, you often take them to play around, and tell them storybooks like a father." Unexpectedly, Ghost Lantern actually opposed her adoption of her daughter. People who like zashiki doji, why would they be opposed if they want to adopt them?

Ghost Lamp doesn't want to raise two children who will never grow up, and they are especially mischievous. It is estimated that as long as they are adopted into the home, they will always occupy a lot of energy and love from their wives. So after listening to Mu Ping's words, think about your own personality, Very sure: "They are pestering me to take them to play!"

"It seems..." That's right, but...Mu Ping thought of the scene in the animation, and immediately said firmly: "But you usually give them pocket money! In the whole plot, you are the only one who can make you A guy who takes money out of his own wallet."

Even Bai Ze only asked him to pay a contract fee for the pension waterfall from Yan Moting's public account. He always only spent money on personal hobbies and collection addiction. , I definitely like Zashiki Warji very much!

However, in the anime, it seems that Zashiki Doji frightened Momotaro and gave them pocket money as a reward by shaking the ghost lamp of S unconsciously... Ugh!This guy doesn't think Zashiki Doji's pocket money is a necessary expense for the supernatural and curse hobby?

It seems right to think so, after all, when Xiaobai and Zashiki Doji both expected him to pay for the meal when they went to eat together, he was quite shrewd and said before entering the store that he would never pay them for the meal , Zashiki Boy said in the anime that they brought money, but they were quite disappointed in the manga!

Hearing that even if Ghost Lantern didn’t know the specifics of the plot, considering his own character, he said with certainty: “It must be that they did something worth rewarding, for example, how naughty someone is to my satisfaction. .”

"... You have already seen your own plot, right?" Mu Ping couldn't help complaining when he heard that he had accurately deduced the plot.

Ghost Lantern said with a dark face: "This kind of trivial matter can be understood as soon as you hear it. You still need to watch the plot. In short, you will not have a daughter to raise in the future."

"Why are you so resistant to adopting them? You have never been so opposed to adopting other children in your family." Seeing this, Mu Ping finally couldn't help asking.

Seeing that she still had the nerve to ask, Ghost Lamp said very confidently: "Is there a need to ask? Do you know that Zashiki warji are monsters with the body shape of a child and an adult body. They are always mischievous and weird like children. Adopting them represents You want to raise two daughters who will never grow up.

Forget about those little devils before, no matter how troublesome they are, they will grow up one day, just get them out and be independent when they become adults, like this kind of daughter who will never grow up, once you get them home, you will be willing to let them Go out and be independent?So there is absolutely no way to adopt them, no windows. "

"Hey! How can you deny me raising a daughter for such a reason?"

"No matter what you say, this kind of daughter is absolutely not allowed to be adopted!"

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The three who had been ignored since just now listened to the ghost lamp couple coming and going, not to mention the argument of arguing, while lowering their sense of existence while talking in a low voice: "Could this be the so-called quarrel between couples?"

"But what are they arguing about? The Lun family can't understand!" Xiaobai lay on the ground, flicking his tail casually, while happily watching the ghost lamp and Mu Ping two people coming and going, arguing and arguing.

Liu Linan reminded soberly: "I don't think we should stay here. What will happen if Master Ghost Lantern finds us at the scene of his husband and wife quarrel?"

"Shaved as a poodle live on TV?"

"Hammered to death?"

"It's even possible to strip the bird's feathers!"

Hearing their companions say the most terrible punishment in their hearts in unison, the three little animals looked at each other silently, and said in a very tacit understanding: "Let's wait outside the door first!"

"I always feel that they may have to quarrel for a while!"

"Who do you think will win this quarrel?"

"It must be Lord Ghost Lantern! He seems to have the upper hand."

"But Wo thinks His Highness Mu Ping is better than Master Ghost Lantern, so His Highness Mu Ping will definitely win!"

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That day, who of the two will win and who will win? The three little ones didn't know in the end. I only know that on the first day of the weekend, the ghost lamp took them to get a general understanding of the execution grounds near the Buxi place, the environment of hell, and the animal guards. Hell after work, life problems.

On the rest day of the second day, he took a camera and went to the human world for inspection alone. Of course, Mu Ping didn't act stupidly by himself as a left-behind daughter-in-law for thousands of years in hell, but simply went to his own commercial building part of the human world.

She happened to receive a call from Matou Yanye yesterday, saying that Matou Ying wanted to work after school and during holidays. He was worried that Matou Ying would go to other places, so he asked Mu Ping if he could arrange for her to work in a commercial building. For such a small request, Mu Ping would naturally not refuse, so he took the opportunity to deal with this matter today.

Then, shortly after Mu Ping returned home, he saw two female dolls who looked like Shimatsu dolls sitting on the shoulders of ghost lamps, one on the left and one on the right, and came back, and each of them hugged a terrifying Japanese doll. Can't help but feel a little dizzy, especially after meeting their eyes.

But this kind of scary and cute place is the cuteness of one child and two children. Looking at their black and white hair color, and their clothes are almost the same as those in the animation, you can know that they are definitely the Zashiki boys who appeared in the ghost lamp. Did not run away.

Ghost Lantern looked at Mu Ping Ye Gong's expression like a dragon, and a smile flashed in his eyes. He raised his hand and put the two zashiki boys off his shoulders, and handed the supernatural photo he took to Mu Ping, saying: "OK Yes, the ghost portrait and daughter you want!"

Mu Ping took the photo and looked at the supernatural scene that the Zashiki-douji mischievously created. Just when he was about to say welcome to the first and second sons, the two Zashiki-douji who were not shy at all spoke first: "Eh?"

"daughter?"

Looking at them, they seemed a little surprised. Unexpectedly, Ghost Lantern spoke bluntly to Zashiki Doji from the very beginning. Mu Ping hurriedly knelt down to meet them at eye level and explained: "Our family only has boys, and I really want them recently. Adopt two daughters, so are you willing to be the daughters of me and Ghost Lantern?"

It’s hard to say about the plot, and just like the ghost lamp said, he did not adopt Zashiki Doji in the plot. With her clumsy scheming that is not good at lying and making excuses, I can only say so, and then looked at the two cute brat.

"do not want!"

"I refuse!" Unexpectedly, after hearing Mu Ping's words, the two Zashiki boys refused without hesitation, and then the two little guys hugged the ghost lamp's arms from left to right in a very tacit understanding.

Said in a calm tone without feeling any emotion: "I don't want to be Lord Ghost Lantern's daughter."

"To be the bride of Lord Ghost Lamp!"

"Eh?" Mu Ping, who had never expected to hear this answer, couldn't help but let out an exclamation, and knowing that Ghost Lantern was not that kind of person, he deliberately stared at Ghost Lantern with perverted eyes: "Hey! Ghost Lantern, what did you do to them when you went to the human world? It is against the law to hit a young girl!"

Seeing that his wife was still in the mood to joke, the two pre-arranged daughters also had a chance to let go. Ghost Lamp cooperated in a good mood, with the same expression as the two Zashiki Doji, the same black pupils without any emotions, and the same voice without any emotional ups and downs.

Looking at Mu Ping, he said, "I didn't do anything. According to what you said, I left hell after having breakfast. When I arrived in the human world, I followed my intuition. I found a few old houses and picked one that was pleasing to the eye. Finally, arrange the camera stand.

After setting automatic shooting, I took a photo. After seeing two more supernatural scenes in the photo, I found Zashiki Warji and asked them if they would like to go to hell with me. After they agreed, they took them back, oh!By the way, I saw them succeed in scaring Momotaro on the road, so I specially bought a doll for each of them as a reward. "

"It's really that simple?" Mu Ping deliberately looked at the ghost lamp with the same eyes as looking at a bad guy, and then continued to talk to the two Zashiki boys: "This guy really didn't do anything too much with you? If he bullies you, I will come." Clean him up."

The two Zashiki boys looked at each other, and while continuing to swing on the swing with the arm of the ghost lamp, they said separately: "No."

"Everything is just as Master Ghost Lantern said!"

"Eh? Then why don't you want to be our daughter? Do you want to be this guy's bride?" Knowing that Zashiki Doji are children at heart, Mu Ping naturally wouldn't regard them as rivals in love, but this is the first time they meet, Dare to be very curious about the reason why the ghost lamp, a dark ghost, has this expectation.

After all, the only ones in the anime who dare to take action against Ghost Lamp in this regard are Xianhe and Lilith. The crane wants a husband with a high salary and a legitimate high-level position. He deliberately cheated on Ghost Lamp by marrying him, but was fooled by the reaction of Ghost Lamp. Had to run away in embarrassment.

Lilith is a married woman. Because of her seductive nature, she is very interested in all men. When Ghost Lantern introduced her to Master Bai Ze, she stopped, although she always gave Ghost Lantern some inexplicable gifts, or brought him Go to the supernatural and curse places that ghost lamps are interested in...

Mu Ping felt that she was just recalling the plot in an ordinary way, and didn't notice that her thoughts had already taken on a sour taste.

After hearing Mu Ping's question, the two Zashiki boys tilted their heads cutely: "Master Ghost Lantern is just like us, he has no expression, can't laugh, and didn't scare away when he saw our photos."

"I didn't get scared when I met our eyes. We are of the same kind, and males of the same kind can be matched. This is what the owner of a farm I stayed in before said."

pair?Farm owner?Hearing these two words, a smile arose in Mu Ping's heart. She needed to be patient to prevent the smile from rushing out of her throat, but it was so difficult!In the end, she couldn't help laughing and pounding the ground: "Puff haha..."

"It's funny?" Gui Deng looked down at his laughing wife with a dark face, and said with a voice that seemed to have no emotional reaction: "I've already brought back the daughter you want. Can you get them to agree?" I will never persuade you about your own problems."

The author has something to say: Mu Ping: Ghost Lantern, let's discuss the plot about you!

Ghost Lantern: I told you I'm not interested in predicting the future!

Mu Ping: Hey!Then the legendary heroine is not interested in your affair?

Ghost Lamp Alert Face: Unless you appear in the plot, it is absolutely impossible for that kind of thing to appear.

Mu Ping: I heard that you rescued a crane today? 【Hey!Why did Aventure and the heroine become that kind of thing in your mouth? 】

Ghost Lantern: So what?

Mu Ping: There is a story about a crane repaying kindness in the Japanese world. Congratulations, your love affair is coming.

Ghost Lantern: Huh?