[HP]Two Snape

Hogwarts Castle, cellar.

Girls' dormitory.

A black shadow came out quietly.

However, he didn't know that there was another person following behind him.

Rewind time to a few hours ago.

After Joe Parkinson played the image of a loving father sending his daughter back to school, he turned away and went to the principal's office.

As an honorary graduate of Hogwarts and one of the twelve members of the school board, Joe is quite familiar with the headmaster's office.

But it was dinner time when Pansy came back, so Joe had to wait in the principal's office for a while before he saw the... white beard.

"What a special look, Dumbledore."

"Oh, glad you liked it, Joe, why don't we go in and have a sit?"

"My pleasure."

Dumbledore walked to the door of the headmaster's office with a smile, "Golden blue stars braided beard."

Joe suddenly sympathized with the dripping stone beast at the door of the principal's office.

They're okay, they just need to endure this principal with weird taste for seven years, but this dribbler... it doesn't just need to endure this principal!

"Back to life? Joe." Dumbledore snapped his fingers, and two drinks appeared on the coffee table in the principal's office...

"Oh, Severus actually forbade the house elves from giving me pure honey..." Dumbledore looked at the two cups of clear honey tea in front of him, frowned dissatisfiedly, and muttered in a low voice.

"Of course, this is thanks to a dog wandering in the ocean." Joe's tone was sarcastically, "Swimming from a certain direction, he saved us along the way. Well, this is a dog with a pursuit and a clear goal. My daughter Give him a name, Black. For its jet-black fur... What do you think, Headmaster Dumbledore."

"Not bad name." Dumbledore nodded, "I think it's necessary for me to have a look. A big dog that can be loved by Miss Parkinson must be very special. Black, right?"

"Yes."

"So... goodbye, Mr. Parkinson."

"Goodbye, Headmaster Dumbledore."

When the door of the headmaster's office closed again, Dumbledore sighed as he looked at the two cups in front of him that he had not passively sipped... oh, what the hell, it wasn't his pure honey anyway.

"Come here, two of you. Use the fireplace." Dumbledore's patron saint, the Phoenix, flew towards the cellar.

Five minutes later, two identical Slytherin heads appeared.

"What?" Snape frowned.

"I will not allow the house elf to give you pure honey, not only me, but also the suggestion from Nurmengard."

"..." Dumbledore lowered his head, absolutely not allowing such a low-end expression of resentment to appear on his old face.

"I won't tell you this." Dumbledore knocked on the table, "He's back."

"Him?" Snape didn't realize it all at once.

"Oh?" Snape realized it all at once, after all, he had been troubled by this problem since the second grade vacation.

He was... not happy about asking him to clear Blake's name, but his reason told him that Harry would be happy if he did.

But if he didn't do this, Harry would do the same after recovering his memory, but he would be disgusted with himself, although Harry already knew about his grievances with the robbers.

So he comforted himself, forget it, wait until that stupid dog escapes from prison...

Then, the news of a certain dog escaped from prison hit the newspaper...

Snape: Forget it, let's wait until that stupid dog enters Hogwarts...

Now, Dumbledore called them both into his office.

Snape: "..."

"At the beginning, in what you told me, it was mentioned that Peter Diperu would resurrect Voldemort when Harry was in the fourth year, so I can understand that there was some misunderstanding back then?" Dumbledore stared at Snape's eyes, "My boy, even if he made a mistake in the first place, I don't think you want to let the real murderer of Lily go free?"

"Get away with it? Ha." Snape disdainfully said, "I drugged that mouse a long time ago. Unless the Animagus is forced to reveal himself, he can't be a human being at all...whether it's mind or body shape."

"As for getting away with it... I don't think he's really innocent..." Snape snorted coldly.

"That's all in the past, Severus." Dumbledore tried to persuade Snape.

"I was the one who almost died back then. Dumbledore." Snape growled in a low voice. "Deduction of points, confinement, this is the punishment you give them. When did you have so-called fairness to Slytherin and Gryffindor?"

"Your preference remains the same, Headmaster Dumbledore." Snape got up and walked out of the Headmaster's office.

"You can do what you want." Snape walked towards the fireplace in the headmaster's office and sprinkled Floo powder. "Potions office."

Dumbledore was the only one left in the principal's office.

"Fox..." Dumbledore took off his glasses and wiped them with a cloth beside him. The headmaster's room was too quiet, and he wanted to make a sound to make himself less uncomfortable.

"In this respect... I'm really not as good as Minerva." As the principal, he still has a lot to learn and improve.

Fox dozed lazily and ignored him.

Under the magically lit light, Dumbledore sat on his seat, playing with his long beard.

It turned white again.

Everyone has mistakes, good and bad, maybe it's just whether they are willing to make up for it.

———————Time calibration line ———————

Sirius sneaked out of the Slytherin bedroom.

Although he wasn't very familiar with Slytherin's territory, Regulus had come to tell him about some of Slytherin's secret passages...but he drove Regulus away.

In other words, scolded away.

I don't know where he is now... Serving the mysterious person, is he dead?Or hid?In Azkaban, Sirius did not see him, nor heard that he used the Imperius Curse to escape guilt.

Missing...maybe in hiding.

Sirius shook his head violently, he didn't allow himself to care too much about this younger brother.

Finding a secret passage leading to the kitchen, Sirius got in.

The black shadow behind him obviously paused, do you want him to get in?

No, it's impossible.

"Who! Who's there?" Suddenly, a stern growl came from behind.

"Me." Shi Shiran turned around. He didn't feel ashamed at all after getting out of bed and wandering around after curfew and being caught.

"you?"

"Maybe our goals are the same, Remus."

"..." Lupine unnaturally put away the Marauder's Map in his hand, "Oh, well, just now Harry went out at night again, and I just confiscated it."

"I know... Maybe you have a lot of questions to ask, let's solve it tonight, what do you think?"

"If that's the case...then, yes, Headmaster Dumbledore."

Dumbledore patted the dust on his hem, "Oh, look here, Severus didn't organize his children to clean it either."

"Maybe there's not enough confinement in Slytherin, the floor of Gryffindor can be used as a mirror."

"It's not something to be happy about, is it?" Dumbledore looked at Remus with a smile. "That little thing is very useful, I remember...you did it together, didn't you?"

"of course."

"Where did he go?"

"Gryffindor Tower."

"Oh, I would like to know. But for the time being, we can solve that problem tomorrow during the day. You must know that the staff of the Ministry of Magic are not on call 24 hours a day. But obviously, tonight, we can talk to them first"

"……I agree."

Over there, relying on memory, I turned eastward and westward from the secret passages, and finally opened a portrait. Sirius, who got out of the hole, obviously didn't expect that he would run into two people who had been waiting here for a long time. .

He couldn't see his face clearly in the dark, but he was definitely not a student.

"...Wow?" I'm a dog...Really!of!

"It's too late, Sirius." Lupine rubbed the big black dog's head, "I recognize you even when you turn to ashes...all petrified!"

"Ah, I've lost a lot of weight." Dumbledore touched the big black dog, "It's so hairy."

"I think it's more important to let him explain something first." Lupine felt the veins in his head twitch.

"Aha, of course, of course."

Sirius: "..." What's the situation?

Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Hogwarts headmaster, plus a big black dog floating, the lineup of the Hogwarts Night Parade patrol team is very strong tonight.

The senior students who were sweating and huddled in the corner hurried back to the dormitory after waiting for the inspection team to pass by.

Hearing the sound of panicked footsteps fading away behind him, Lupine shook his head, "Too weak..."

Dumbledore: ...You really don't need to show off in front of your former professor that you have a lot of experience in night tours.

Three people...or, two people and one dog, came to the Screaming Shack.

"The spell stops!" Lupine lifted his own spell.

"Do you need me to help you, Mr. Black." Dumbledore changed a chair for himself.

———The following names for Sirius began to change with the author’s mood———

Sirius leaned down, and behind a cloud of silver light, a ragged man appeared here.

"The Marauder's Map? Lupine." Sirius sat on the ground casually, without any panic when he was caught as a wanted criminal at Hogwarts.

"Yeah, I didn't expect you to remember this." With anger in his eyes, Lupine stepped forward and kicked Sirius on the ass, "Get up! Tell me how many things you still keep from us!"

"It seems that you have also found out, how is it, he is there, right?" Sirius' eyes lit up, and he jumped up excitedly, "I'm going to catch him!"

"That's tomorrow morning, and trust me, Severus has helped us get him under control."

"Snotling?" Sirius frowned. "He's smart."

"I think I need to talk more about you, Mr. Wanted, than about my Potions Master's IQ."

"No! Let me catch him first!" Sirius growled angrily, "You know I've been waiting..."

Before Sirius could finish speaking, he greeted him with a fist. Even though Sirius had been tortured by dementors for 13 years, he didn't have much sanity left. This fist also knocked him out first.

"You... you hit me?" Why did you hit me!There was a hint of grievance in Sirius' tone.

"How long have you been waiting? Do you know how long I've been waiting for your explanation? You fucking bastard! Do you know how I've been doing all these years? Do you know how long I've been trying to beat you up like this? Nope You killed James, why did you enter Azkaban!"

The always gentle werewolf couldn't control himself at this time.

"I..." Sirius was speechless, "I... I thought he was dead..."

"What do you think? It's all fucking you thought!" Lupine punched up again, Sirius snorted and fell back a step, neither fell nor fought back.

Lupine took a few low breaths, then stepped forward and hugged Sirius, "Sirius, my brother, welcome back."

"Remus." Sirius laughed, patting Lupine hard on the back.

"Cough... so, eh? Can you tell us what happened back then? Although we have already guessed something from the life and death of you and Diperu." The great white wizard, the headmaster of Hogwarts, Mr. Dumbledore For the first time, Lido felt that his sense of existence might be a little low.

"Oh...of course..." However, before he could finish speaking, Sirius fainted and fell to the ground.

"...You're playing hard, Remus. He just escaped from Azkaban." Dumbledore said secondhand.

"He deserves it!" Then you didn't stop me...

Lupine knelt down and lifted the fainted and dirty someone up on his shoulders, "He'll be there for me first."

"..."

Dumbledore: Are you speaking in a negotiating tone... Hey, he's the Parkinson family's pet now!

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☆、Harley's Congratulations

Congratulations on Harley's Birthday

Not so long ago, Dumbledore told Harry, "To those in their right mind, death is but another great adventure."

After a long, long time, when Dumbledore accepted his great adventure with a smile, after closing his eyes...

He opened his eyes, painfully aware... that his death had really been a great fucking adventure.

"Are you Dumbledore?" We haven't seen for a long time "1.9 meters cut legs" Kolos came over with his latest resume.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore?" Wendy added.

"Who are you?" Dumbledore sat up slowly.Hey, his arthritis seems to be cured!

"Do you think eating snacks during working hours is something worthy of criticism?" Kuros' eyes brightened!

"Oh, no." Dumbledore was confused about the current situation.

"We are your loyal subordinates! Merlin's successor!" Culos suddenly hugged Dumbledore's thigh and cried, "Merlin and King Arthur have officially retired. As your successor, you will definitely not forbid us to go to work and eat. We clock in and out of get off work, right!"

"...Yes." Dumbledore decided to follow the two humanoids in front of him in this strange place.

"Three insurances and hardware?"

"Have."

"Bonus at the end of the year?"

"Have."

"Public housing allocation?"

"Have."

"Employee travel?"

"...Don't go too far."

"The last one!"

"can."

……

What the hell is this place?Eh, it seems...he has been here?Snape narrowed his eyes, here, maybe, should, maybe... some red cloth strips?

If you want to write "Warmly celebrate God Realm No.20's victory over Devils in the [-]th Sunshine Sports Games!", that's right...

Wait, what the hell is he thinking?

"Sev, where is this place?" Harry, who had never let go of Snape's sleeve, swallowed and asked nervously.

"I... seem to..." Snape looked around, but couldn't remember.

"Severus, Harry, oh my boys, I've invited you here to celebrate my new position... I organized a staff tour."

"Albus!?"

"Dumbledore!?"

What the two couldn't believe was...the old man in front of him with the halo of god...it turned out to be the immortal Dumbledore who died after attending the funeral last week and was over 200 years old! (Hey, don't make it sound like you're living over 100 years? That's not a bad idea?)

"Shut up! Be quiet! I don't want to explain anything right now...You guys can go on the staff trip."

Dumbledore waved his hand and left on his own. He actually didn't understand what was going on...but he wouldn't reveal this fact!

When Snape and Harry disappeared in place, what they really wanted to say was, who promised to be your employee! ?

However, after all, the two kept up with the pace of the large group of employees traveling with the mentality of fools not to take advantage of it.

The first stop, Parallel World No. 171.

Unfortunately, the first stop the two came to was a wedding venue.

"... You're so talented, I didn't expect you to..." Snape forcefully pulled out his arm that was held by Harry.Nose snorted and turned his head.

Harry stared dumbfounded at himself and Ginny stepping into the wedding venue, Merlin's beach shorts... What's going on!

"No, no, I didn't...Sev, listen to me..."

"Who is that woman next to Draco?" Snape gasped, not because of his roommate, but because he was worried that his godson would be punished one way or another by his roommate.

"Merlin... Ron and Hermione are together..." Harry was also surprised, pointing at the two who were holding hands and teasing intimately, their eyes widened.

And Pansy!And Bryce!Don't they care?

"Two bumpkins... don't you know that when you visit parallel time and space, no one can hear you no matter how loud your bark is?" whispered in front of the tour team.

Harry & Snape: "..."

Next, Harry and Snape visited... countless parallel worlds that ruined the three views.

"I really didn't expect you to like Voldemort." Snape was taken aback.

"..." Harry.

……

"You too..." Harry stared at the intimate master and servant in front of him, and couldn't help but clenched Snape's sleeve tightly.

Snape frowned, and covered Harry's eyes with his hands, "I'm not masochistic."

……

"Why are the two of us still together... Uh..." Harry couldn't bear to look directly at Snape & Voldemort together, hmm, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, himself.

"..." Snape raised his hand again, covering Harry's eyes.

Fortunately, the next thing will be more normal, but...

"You like my godfather!?" Harry yelled.

"That stupid dog is interested in you?!" Snape felt that his three views had been destroyed.

"Merlin's slobber! Lucius actually had an affair with Arthur! What about Narcissa! Poor little dragon..." Harry felt that his nerves were about to go numb.

"Why...how come there are dementors and Lucius..." Snape swallowed, even if he couldn't keep calm at this moment.

"House...house-elf and Lucius!?!"

"Bill and Percy?!"

"Twins and Ron!?"

"Voldemort and Peter Duperau!!!"

"Filch and his cat!"

……

Dying is actually like finally going to bed after a long day.

Happiness is actually like coming home to rest after a horrible trip.

While the rest of the staff tour group was still talking about today's content, Snape and Harry hurried to bed after taking a shower and wrapped themselves in blankets to feel safe.

"Sev..." Harry called weakly.

"Huh?" Snape rolled over and looked at Harry.

Harry let go of the blanket and scrambled into Snape's blanket, and into someone's arms by the way.

"It's terrible... So you have so many possibilities and didn't choose me."

"Well. You too." Snape couldn't help but hugged the warmth in his arms tightly.

"If I hadn't insisted on saving you back then, maybe... I would really have fallen in love with Ginny, got engaged, got married, had children, worked, earned money to support my family... and lived my whole life."

"On your festival day, I might go to the Three Broomsticks to drink, but I won't get drunk, because there are too many people's festivals in a year, Cedric, Sirius, Dumbledore, Lyme Adams, Fred, Tonks..."

"Maybe in the eyes of others, I will have a happy life...but the night should be the most difficult time for me. I will think of you and many people, but I can't discuss these things with anyone...because I know them How will you comfort me... just comfort is the most useless thing."

"I don't think I can find a way... to go, to forgive myself."

"If you really die like this, I..."

"Harry?" Snape stood up on his arms, looking down at Harry.

"Huh?" Harry cried faintly.

Snape leaned down, kissed those lips, sucked, licked, the two kissed passionately, as if they were trying to prove their existence, they didn't want any other possibility at all, only each other, they had all their lives beg.

When they were about to suffocate because of a kiss, the two had no choice but to separate.

"Sev..." Harry said out of breath, a little annoyed, "we won't continue to work for the old bee after we die!" He was frightened by this trip!

"it is good."

"Ah!" Dumbledore sneezed... But his current subordinates are all eating cookies, no one cares about him, and no one boils potions for him...

Wendy & Kolos: This is the person who will succeed Merlin...you can't die from a sneeze!keep eating!

Dumbledore: I must abduct Severus and Harry to sign labor contracts... Didn't today's employee welfare tour impress them?Oh, maybe I should organize it again...

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