[HP]Two Snape

The holiday is over soon, although everyone loves the holiday so much, the little goblin, and although everyone hates Kai Xuejun's stalking so much, but love and killing each other is the hot sale of the season, pampering and foolish Bai Tian has no future!

For Harry, and Draco, for some reason, there was always a sense of foreboding.

The dream that hasn't reappeared for a long time has recently been frequently disturbed.

But the strange thing is that neither of them had any impression of the dream content after waking up.

The same situation continued for several days, and Harry and Draco were a little bit mad.

As a result, the two good girlfriends started intensive and frequent correspondence.

In the absence of instant messaging tools such as QQ, MSN, WeChat... the same crazy owl and anger!

Why are there only six dots, four Hs and two equal signs and they are sent as three letters!

Why can it be repeated N+∞ times just hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hedwig [angry]: My old lady doesn't look like a penguin!You said you said you said you really said it!

Harry: Huh, don't say it, don't say it!

Draco: ...

It's just that even though the two of them flipped over their own owls, they still couldn't discuss the current situation.

Sosad!

On that day, the result of the final discussion...

Harry and Draco exchanged the part of the homework they had done, and then... exchanged information...

The next day, Harry, who had two dark circles under his eyes, was given an energy potion by Snape, who was also dark-faced.

Today is the day to go shopping in Diagon Alley.

In other words, this is obviously the moment for Snape to show the economic strength of the masculine charm - but then again, how much masculinity can be revealed by buying some school supplies! ! !

Cough, anyway, Snape sullenly pulled Harry away who was walking towards Gringotts.

Harry looked at Snape puzzled, not letting him go to Gringotts?

Your uncle's... How can labor and management buy pornographic books without pocket money!

So terrible!

But obviously Snape didn't realize that Harry's blank expression was for something he didn't expect, and he felt very good about taking Harry to Honeydukes.

"Buy." The words were concise and to the point, with no expression on his face.

"Huh?" Harry flinched, didn't he...he had no money with him!Also, as a professor, if you want sweets to show your cuteness to your students, you still refuse to pay for it yourself, is that okay? !

"Go." Snape pushed Harry into the shop door.

Harry shivered. Why does this scene look so... like kidnapping?

Once the two entered Honeydukes, it was a lively and joyous scene!

This is before entering.

After entering.

Is such that.

"..."

"..."

"You damn child! How many times have I told you that eating too much sugar will cause tooth decay! Look...Professor Snape is here!" Parent A.

"Fuck, add a Snape Dental Potion counter in Honeydukes?!" Parent B.

"Damn it, it's going to cost more..." Parent C.

"I used to be able to scare people with tooth decay..." Parent Wu.

"A profiteer!" the parents said.

"Asshole!" Patriarch Geng.

…………

"WTF! It's Professor Snape! Run away!" Students A, B, C, D, W, Ji, Geng, Xin...

"Professor, I think... it's better not to eat candy, it's not good for your teeth..." Harry tugged at the corner of Snape's clothes, and the resentment that came to his face was really... fragrant.

Children are just sloppy, they want to eat for a while, and don't eat for a while...

"Oh."

"Professor, shall we go...to buy books?"

"Ah."

Today's Lihen Bookstore is destined to be a crowded place.

Oh dear, you must know why.

Yes!That's right!Our popular idol - Gilderoy Lockhart, came here today specially for a certain little secret of his, so... Today's Lihen Bookstore ushered in the annual peak traffic.

Of course, no one will ever know...

Oh no, that little-known little secret is of course not that Mr. Lockhart is going to Hogwarts to be the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor for the new semester, but...

"People... are all people..." The corners of Harry's mouth twitched, he should have a cup of milk tea first, the start of school this year is so scary...

"Yeah." Snape agreed.

In front of you is a mass of dark human heads, please don't imagine the dense phobia patients.

"Hey! Harry! Here!"

Harry turned his head and saw an excited Ron in the crowd.

Harry, who was already planning to leave, had no choice but to bite the bullet and step forward.

"Hi, Ron... er, Hermione."

"Are you here to ask for an autograph, too?" Next to Ron was Hermione, who was squeezed and had a mess of hair.

"No... I'm just..." to buy the book.

Harry didn't get a chance to finish his sentence, though.

"Snape...Professor!" Ron's eyes widened in horror.

"Professor Snape." Hermione flinched subconsciously, well, although she is a good child who respects teachers and teachers for unity and friendship, but still...

There is such a kind of person, even if he doesn't do anything, just stand there and look at you, or if he doesn't even look at you, you will be cowardly.

This kind of person has a very popular name in the Muggle world.

Dean.

Likewise, at Hogwarts, there is a name.

Severus Snape.

To Harry's embarrassment, there was a small silence around him.

Uh, actually... Snape isn't that scary, is he?Harry comforted the few friends around him with his eyes like this.

You brain pumping re!The friends responded.

In the entire noisy bookstore hall, the quietness of this corner became very noticeable.

This is not a good thing for Harry.

"Oh, let's see, who is this?" Lockhart grinned coquettishly, revealing eight shiny teeth. Leigh pulled over.

The reporter's camera immediately aimed at Tomorrow Toutiao.

"Hey Harry, come on, have a smile, take it easy, our picture together will make their headlines, um, I promise."

Lockhart put his arm around Harry's shoulders and whispered in Harry's ear.

OMG!Bai Nennen's savior is Zhengtai and Sao. Haw's middle-aged handsome uncle! CP fans started crazy [-]D in their minds.

Accompanied by the screams of the girls for no apparent reason, the faces of two people in Lihen Bookstore turned black.

One, of course, was Snape.

Another... oh, and here comes the aforementioned little secret about Lockhart.

In the past two years, as some entertainment products from the Muggle world have flowed into the wizarding world, the entertainment products in the wizarding world are also developing rapidly. The rise of the entertainment industry has attracted most people's ideas.

then……

Except that there will be a high peak of passenger flow before the school starts every year... The owner of Lihen Bookstore, um, yes, I won't tell you his name, please call him the boss, thank you.

Well, the boss said that it is too lonely, and even if it is to buy books at the beginning of school, many parents directly order by mail...

I can't see Zhengtai and Luoli asking innocently: "shushu, where is "******"?" It's so...too...too...

The boss manicured the manicure noblely and coldly, and sighed plaintively: "It's so annoying!"

But, fortunately, the boss has a lot of friends, and among his countless ex-boyfriends... there happens to be a very useful idol-type talent!

So, there is today's signing event.

Reporter: "Mr. Lockhart, why did you choose to teach at Hogwarts? Don't you know that the position of Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts is a rumored cursed position?"

Lockhart [Feng. Smiling]: "Of course I know this, but it's all for love...I love so deeply..."

The boss snorted coldly and turned his head away.

"...Loving my alma mater deeply, it is my honor to have the opportunity to go back and teach the lovely children Defense Against the Dark Arts."

"Ah, Mr. Lockhart, I have another question..."

"Loved!" Lockhart replied decisively.

"Huh?" Harry looked up in surprise.

Lockhart: Hey, why is the Savior still here?

reporter:……

Boss [turning head and running away]: Humph!

Reporter [brain hole ing]: Don't do this, you still have the savior in your arms... The savior is not yet of age... Is this really okay?Huh, but I really want to write about this pair of CPs... But this is the savior! Standing behind it is Dumbledore... Hey, this pair seems to be quite cute... Damn, I must be Where is it broken... The editor seems to have said that minors are not allowed to write... Oh, so sad! Sosad!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

As a middle-aged handsome uncle, Lockhart's dull expression is extremely affectionate in the eyes of others... Of course, our middle-aged handsome uncle is just thinking about how to get back his dear ex-boyfriend... Oh, actually I got it back an hour ago...but now it seems to be EX again, what should I do?

Harry's little face turned red.

Snape turned black in an instant, Harry liked that middle-aged peacock! ? !

Lucius [serious face]: Please don't use the word peacock casually, peacock will be angry.

After experiencing Harry agreeing to his date request (to buy stationery), he went to the candy store with himself sweetly (sorry, we have names, come on, say it together, our name is-bee! honey! duke! !), Snape clenched his fists unconsciously.

Why are you blushing!Isn't it time to push the dead peacock away (Lucius: Hey!) and give him a look for help? !Have you read the novel?Can't you see such a big storm here!How can I play if you don't look at me for help!

(Snape [mouth twitches]: The above paragraph is not my inner monologue... the author is enough.)

—————The following normal version—————

Snape clenched his fists unconsciously, only feeling that the air here was so hot that it made people unbearably anxious.

Harry blushed and said something shyly, Lockhart laughed and pinched Harry's face affectionately, Harry flinched, but didn't move away.

Snape only felt that his chest was not breathing well, and he took a deep look at Harry, then...flicked his robe, and walked away in silence.

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Pseudo-small theater:

Snape [angry]: Why is there only so few lines in the normal version! !

Moxie【(^o^)/】: Hehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Boss: The author is (wind) (going) crazy, and the appraisal is complete.

small theater:

Harry[////]: Actually, I have always liked the CP of you and the boss, Mr. Lockhart, will you ask the boss to sign for me later?I think the way the boss is bending over, sticking out his little buttocks, looking for books for me is so cute!

Lockhart [squeezes Harry's face]: Hehehe, I actually think so too... The hero sees the same thing, and I really think this pose is not just me... It's almost impossible for the boss to use the "Flying Curse to Forget" So wise!Oh heh heh heh heh, I'm such a smart guy!

The author has something to say: This article will keep the rhythm of a few deep chapters and another chapter, okay~

Trying to write another chapter tonight!Don't worry, the professor won't let Harry just stay like this~

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