[HP]Two Snape

After finally surviving a whole day of class, Harry was almost exhausted, especially when he tried his best to refuse Hermione and Ron's concern.

Harry likes to be lively and to be accompanied by others. It may be that he was not welcomed by the Dursleys in the previous 11 years, and he was rarely accompanied by his peers. For every relationship he can get, Harry currently has That is - friendship.

Of course, the future is uncertain.

The two who had been fighting each other, Harry and Draco, both came to the cellar after their last class.

Neither went to the auditorium for dinner.

In fact, the two of them haven't eaten anything since this morning, and now they are staring at each other.

"Scarhead..." Draco said weakly.

"Malfoy..." Harry replied equally weakly.

"Tell me, are we a little thinner today?" Draco looked down at his perfect body covered in white mist.

"Who knows!" Harry threw himself on the doorpost of the cellar. "I climbed the stairs eight times today."

Draco squinted at Harry, "I went to take a bath at noon... I heard that it can consume body fat."

Hungry and tired, Harry glared at Draco resentfully, and didn't tell him that there was such a convenient way!Still not a good comrade in arms!

Apparently, Draco didn't take Harry's glare into his eyes, moved his body, and leaned forward to knock on the door of the potions office.

But who knows, the center of gravity was unstable, one was confiscated, and Draco fell forward magnificently. At this time, Snape counted the time and just reached out to open the door.

The door just happened to unlock when Draco slammed into it.

……

Snape's face was dark, he covered his nose with one hand, and... finally put down the hand covering his nose, and helped Draco up with both hands.

"Uh, godfather... sorry."

Draco looked nervously at Snape, who had a very bad complexion and a red nose. Usually, in such a situation, it should be accompanied by ****copying** times.

But obviously Snape didn't intend to do that now.

Not because he pets Draco, but because...

Looking at Snape's red nose, Harry couldn't hold it back for a while, and let out a "poof" laugh.

"Potter! Do you think that my nose is more ridiculous than your fat?" Snape didn't want to use the wand to heal his nose yet, because he pointed the wand at the tip of his nose...you can try , but Professor Snape, our Lord Snake King will never show you cross-eyed.

But as soon as he said that, Snape regretted it, not only because someone under the invisibility cloak kicked him hard, but also because of Draco's crying expression like Potter's in an instant.

Oh shit, how had he forgotten about Draco!

Snape turned his head back stiffly, Draco blushed, curled his mouth in aggrieved way, and fled... back to the dormitory, anyway, his uncle's dormitory was nearby.

Harry wasn't so lucky though, sharing a room with an angry Slytherin wasn't a good choice, but even if he wanted to escape, Gryffindor Tower was close... at least not very close!

For the first time, Harry thought to himself, if he hadn't refused the Sorting Hat to put him in Slytherin, at least it would be easier to escape now!

Forget it, since you can't escape now...then face the reality bravely!Harry thought so.

"Professor Snape, uh...can we start losing weight?" Harry Potter scratched his head and asked sincerely under Snape's eyes.

Snape stroked his forehead in frustration. "You! Go do a hundred push-ups."

"But... my stomach touches the ground. I can't press it down." Harry asked a very realistic question. "And I……"

Before Harry could finish speaking, Snape slammed the door, "I'm going to find Dumbledore."

"...Hungry." Harry looked at Snape leaving with a wry face.

Harry alone (oh, the person under the invisibility cloak doesn't count, the director said that those who can't see the face don't need to pay the appearance fee.) Silently walked to the cushion in the corner, sat down, and hugged his knees with some grievances.

Snape under the invisibility cloak felt distressed, but he didn't know what to do. Seeing the depressed Harry buried his head in his arms and knees, Snape wanted to step forward and hug him, and make the most affectionate and classic confession : "I love you no matter what you become!"

Snape tried hard to convince himself in his heart, tell him, tell him everything, now it is very possible that he still remembers everything, then maybe he will forgive himself and continue to be with him... There is still a chance to redeem everything, isn't it?

As if he had finally convinced himself, after a while, Snape moved forward stiffly, approaching Harry...

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Snape sullenly carried Harry into bed, tucked him in, and went out to find Dumbledore.

In vain he did so much psychological construction!This kid fell asleep a long time ago!

sleep!Go!up!

Depend on!

Snape resisted the urge to shake him awake, but the thought of Harry not eating, not resting today, and...the restless stairs at Hogwarts, eight times...

Snape snapped his fingers and directed the house-elf to make some fruit salad, and then walked towards the principal's office with a dark face.

Over there, Dumbledore has been waiting for the two Lord Snake Kings for a long time.

When both Snape and Snape arrived, Dumbledore began to announce the two news he had brought today.

"A good news, a bad news, which one do you listen to first?"

Snape dragged a chair over, turning the red upholstery to silvery blue.

Snape went straight to the sofa on one side and sat down, "Since you know both news, it doesn't matter whether it's good or bad. Since there's bad news, the good news isn't much better. There's good news and there's bad news. It's not completely hopeless, so... please go ahead."

Dumbledore blinked, "Okay, since that's the case... I'd better tell the good news first!"

Snape twitched the corner of his mouth, this... do they have a problem?

Obviously not.

"The good news is that Bobby and I finally found out about the origin of the big golden bowl, which belongs to Ravenclaw."

"Ravenclaw?" Snape wondered. "Why would Ravenclaw make such a... bowl? I thought it was Hufflepuff's?"

"Well, it's true to a certain extent." Dumbledore was a little embarrassed. He only knew about this history after asking the previous principals.

According to legend, Ms. Helga Hufflepuff, who was a foodie and a second-hander at the time, liked to do things most every day, that is, to find things to do when there is nothing to do, to find food to eat when there is nothing to eat, to make myself hungry when I am full, and to create Chance comes... to eat.

When Helga interrupted the three founders for the Nth time to do business, the three finally couldn't bear it anymore and decided to find something to do for Helga who had nothing to do.

Therefore, as the representative of the three, Rowena Ravenclaw accepted this glorious mission and assumed the important responsibility of promoting the development of history.

After seven, seven, and 49 days, Ms. Rowena Ravenclaw finally succeeded in creating this large golden bowl with a diameter of more than one meter.

To put it simply, the function of this bowl is to make the volume of the creature inside it as large as its volume.

In other words, you can also describe its function in this way.

Gain weight.

And there is absolutely no way to use any weight-loss potions and curses to eliminate the fat that grows on people overnight.

It is said that even if he is as active and boring as Helga Hufflepuff, it took him a long time to reduce to normal level after he was recruited.

It's just that, even with the reduction, the portrait of Helga Hufflepuff left to later generations is still a bit plump.

The founder of Badger House, who is busy with losing weight, has no time to make trouble for the other three.

This is a sad story.

Please allow our headmaster to wipe away tears of sympathy for Ms. Hufflepuff.

OK, now let's move on.

So, do you think that the greatest white wizard of our century is going to tell you that his good news is to find out the source?

Stupid human beings!You are so wrong!

In fact, the headmaster wanted to tell us that luckily Harry and Draco fell into the bowl at the same time, if a person fell into the bowl, it would mean that the size of a person would become like this big bowl.

That is: one Harry/Draco = 4 Dali.

Merlin, that was a disaster.

Well, that concludes Dumbledore's storytelling session.

"Then, the bad news you want to tell us is... even if the four founders regenerate, there is no way to get rid of Harry and Draco's current state? They can only...recover their bodies slowly?" Sne Pu concluded.

"In general, you understand correctly." Dumbledore nodded.

"Let's think of a way, and don't tell them this news." Snape frowned, oh my god, if you want to lose that body purely by physical methods, how long will you have to wait!

By then, Lucius probably would have crushed Hogwarts.

Thinking about not getting Draco back to his original figure before the holiday, Lucius shivered when Draco returned to Malfoy Manor with a calm expression like Snape.

Malfoy, especially an adult Malfoy, has always insisted on appearance and has never been challenged.

Seeing Snape's complicated eyes, Dumbledore obviously thought of the same thing. If Malfoy, one of the school trustees, brought the Ministry of Magic to search Hogwarts for this reason, then the consequences...

Dumbledore was very reluctant to have those interesting little things in Hogwarts fall into the hands of the Ministry of Magic.

Perhaps, it is very necessary for adults to think about whether there is a plug-in method that can solve this situation in the past 1000 years compared to 1000 years ago.

Plug-ins are a very mysterious power!

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