[HP]Two Snape
Chapter 13 So Terrible!
Speaking of when Snape and Snape wearing the invisibility cloak rushed to the Room of Requirement, well, the scene they saw this time was truly unforgettable.
This experience was extremely shameful, embarrassing, and unforgettable for both Draco and Harry.
(But! Please don't think about it.)
A room that seemed familiar, Snape saw that his breath caught. This was the room where things were hidden. He had been there a few times after the war, and he had found many useful alchemy items and... ahem, black magic treasures.
Snape didn't respond much.After all, even if the crown was handed over to Potter later, Draco was solely responsible. He never came, and later...
To put it simply, who made him die early.
Harry is in first year now, so this room...
Snape's body under the invisibility cloak trembled slightly, could it be that...
"Come out, you two!" Dumbledore yelled helplessly, grabbing an upside-down... big golden bowl.
But Xiaolong was extremely ashamed and Harry was flustered but firm in responding to the principal: "No!"
(Again, don't get it wrong.)
Snape raised his eyebrows, talking nonsense with two children has never been his style, Snape stepped forward, the overbearing and undeniable magic power surrounded the golden bowl, an adult wizard's levitation spell is to levitate two little wizards is not a problem, more Needless to say it is this bowl.
However, what people didn't expect was that as the big golden bowl rose less than ten centimeters, the two little guys in the bowl screamed, and then——
Magic Riot.
You know, the room where things are hidden has a long history, so there are more, uh, more things.
Snape had never experienced anything like this—a well-made and magnificent magic riot, caught off guard and buried by a pile of fallen debris.
Snape had experienced Draco's haystack attack back then, and had a little bit of experience, so he dodged to find the load-bearing pillar to hide.
Finally, after half a minute, everything was quiet.
Snape crawled out of the pile of rubbish in some embarrassment, and then pulled out the invisibility cloak, but it seemed unnecessary now, because the two culprits had passed out.
Three adult wizards walked slowly in three directions towards the place where Harry and Draco fainted.
Unanimously, the three of them unconsciously rubbed their eyes.
All three had only one thought.
Merlin!No wonder...
Oh, I really can't blame the two little guys... Uh, maybe I can't say it's the little guy now, no wonder Harry and Draco reacted so strongly, especially Draco, well, he didn't have a magic riot in the first place, It is enough to reflect the child's good psychological quality.
The two Master Snake Kings caressed their foreheads at the same time. The following days should be... quite interesting?
"Send them to the hospital wing first?" suggested Dumbledore.
Snape objected first: "There is no privacy in the medical wing, do you want Draco's magic riot to destroy the medical wing?"
Snape also looked at Dumbledore with an idiot look: "I will let Bobby come to the cellar to see these two children later."
Dumbledore touched his nose, well, he was ill-considered.
These two children actually have strong self-esteem.
Dumbledore went to the hospital wing first, and Snape and Snape stepped forward. After debating for a long time, they still decided to put away their wands first. They bent down and picked up the two troublemakers.
"Well……"
"Ow..."
The two with subtle expressions looked at each other silently, and then walked towards the cellar with some difficulty.
Yes, maybe you have already guessed it.
Now Harry and Draco are each as... plump as two Dudleys.
This is why the two little wizards refused to come out to meet people after Dumbledore came.
After finally returning to the cellar, there was almost a knock on the door.
Snape picked up the invisibility cloak, the two of them agreed, everything took turns.
Snape went to open the door, trying to ignore the creaking of the two chairs behind him.
Well, well, anyway, Lucius should not be stingy with sending some chairs to his office.
"Oh, Merlin! What's the matter with them, weren't they still fine yesterday?" Madam Pomfrey's eyes widened. Even though she had been a school doctor for so many years, she had never seen such... a strange situation.
She has seen broken limbs, lost hair and bones, and small animals that have taken various potions by mistake and turned into various strange appearances...
But I have never seen such a weird thing - gaining weight? !
"They went to the Room of Requirement, and then... fell into a large golden bowl. I felt the strong magical fluctuations inside Hogwarts, and when I went in later, the two children looked like this." Dumbledore Lido explained.
"Golden bowl?" Madam Pomfrey frowned.
Madam Pomfrey's expression turned slightly subtle after a dozen detection spells were cast.
"I said, are you sure it's fat that grew overnight?" Madam Pomfrey mercilessly pinched the trembling flesh on Harry's and Draco's faces with both hands.
"Why did I find out that it looks like the kind of fat accumulated over time?"
The other adult wizards present raised their eyebrows in puzzlement.
"To put it simply, there is no way to use any anti-curse and weight-loss potions to work." Madam Pomfrey is also puzzled, this is impossible, it's not like the two troublemakers have not come to check before , if there is any enchantment spell, she must know it.
Not to mention Harry, a frequent visitor to the medical wing. Madam Pomfrey's motherly love has long since given him such a scrawny body, and even though he gave Harry the potion of appetizers every day, he didn't see him getting a little fatter.
As for Draco Malfoy...his last name is enough, have you ever seen a Malfoy who is fat?Malfoy who has the blood of Meiwa, who doesn't have a slender skeleton... Or the same sentence, how can there be Malfoy who is not gorgeous?
And now, these two children have turned into this look? !
too horrible!
"……"silence.
"That is to say, in a short period of time, neither of the two children can return to their original appearance?"
"..." Madam Pomfrey thought for a while, then nodded with difficulty, "This meat is quite solid."
"Merlin..." Snape whispered.
"Perhaps you can try a powerful bewitching spell, oh, you should come in person, this kind of strong bewitching spell is not something these two children can do." Madam Pomfrey said to Snape, "still Yes, remember to arrange separate seats for them during class." Because there is no room for a single seat.
Of course, Madam Pomfrey didn't say the second half of the sentence, but she believed that Snape knew the reason.
"Then, Albus, let's find out what the bowl is about."
With a "bang", the door closed, leaving two adults with headaches and two sleeping buns with tears on their faces.Well, big ones.
"What are you thinking?" Snape asked.
"I'm thinking about the possibility of Draco or Lucius killing us all."
"Maybe we can try the potion route again..."
"..." Snape was silent for a while, reached out to stroke Draco's face, and then...
pinch.
Shaking his head.
"Potions really don't seem to solve much."
"But let's try!" Snape persisted.He knew how much Harry hated Dudley, how could he accept that he was fatter than Dudley?
Especially now that it is uncertain that Harry will have any memory about the future, he naturally wants to... be courteous?Oh, please don't use such vulgar words to describe Lord Snake King's wife-chasing actions.
He just needs to solve the problem in front of him.
"By the way, you're going to let them just sleep on...the same bed?" Snape raised his eyebrows, Draco was of course fine with his own bed, and as for Potter...how far can he go.
Snape glanced at Snape with contempt, "Of course not!"
Snape leaned over and picked up the sleeping Harry, "Sleeping in my place, of course."
abnormal!
Animals!
But in fact, the two of them couldn't do anything perverted or beastly this night, because even though the potion didn't have much effect, neither of them actually wanted to, and they didn't dare to just do nothing.
The dark night passed so quickly.
The day of horror and brutality has finally come!
Snape and Snape were woken up by Draco and Harry's screams at the office desk twice.
The two who were speechless for a moment ran into the bedroom, this time Snape put on the invisibility cloak, after all, they still couldn't explain the situation to the two little ones.
Two balls, both in sack pajamas, screaming face to face.
"Stop!" Snape yelled.Harry and Draco shivered and stopped obediently.
"Drink it." Snape fumbled out two bottles of potion with a dark face.
"Gudong Gudong" The two of them were like hungry wolves in the desert seeing a source of water. This time, no one complained about the potion master's weird taste.
However, the two who couldn't wait to run to the mirror were disappointed, and looked at Snape with accusing eyes.
Where is the effect!
The taste is still so bad!
Snape sighed to himself, it really didn't work, this potion... was already the most effective body shaping potion, but it only managed to reduce the fat and unattractive faces of the two of them to a round shape. The bun face, well, at least now as far as the face is concerned, is also chubby and cute, not greasy N chin.
"Come here." Snape knelt down and beckoned the two of them to come over.
The two balls rolled over with grief and indignation.
"Godfather, can I not go to class?" Fortunately, the soft child's voice did not change into the vigorous and powerful voice of a little fat man like Dali.
"Professor Snape...can I not..." Although Harry feared and hated the Potions professor, it seemed that this was the only one who could let him leave without going out.
"Of course...not." Snape's tone was a bit harsh.
Of course, you can't expect a person who hasn't slept all night to be patient enough to face his students' requests to skip class.
Not even in special circumstances!
There was a blinding white light, and Harry was pleasantly surprised to see Draco return to his original figure in a thin mist.
"Professor Snape, Please..." Harry's small expectant eyes upset someone under the cloak.
"Oh? The great Mr. Potter... Mmm!" Snape, who was about to say something sarcastic, was stomped hard by Snape under the cloak.
Since he didn't stop Snape's obscene pursuit of his godson, then don't hinder his pursuit of the savior either!
Especially now that the two of them share the same face and there is no way to explain their identities!
Shutting up, Snape also cast a powerful Bewitching Charm on Harry with a dark face.
Draco, who clearly understood the meaning of this thin layer of mist, knew that it was just a charm spell, so he was not too excited.
"Be careful when you walk... don't bump into anyone." Snape kindly reminded Harry who was clearly not aware of the situation.
Before Harry could figure out what it meant, he was poked twice by Draco with a confused face - in the place where he could no longer see his stomach where he had been 2 minutes ago.
"What?!" Harry screamed.
"Come over after your first class this afternoon." Snape said lightly, and patted Draco's head, feeling the long-lost touch.
"But isn't there a flying lesson in the second class in the afternoon?" Harry was confused.
"..." Draco was about to cry, did he have to tell such a cruel fact, "Scarhead, I think, the school's flying broom...may not be able to support us."
"..." Harry shut up.
"But what are you doing here?" After 10 seconds, Harry really failed.
Snape, who had already reached the door, paused, and answered the little question of the Savior.
"lose weight."
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This experience was extremely shameful, embarrassing, and unforgettable for both Draco and Harry.
(But! Please don't think about it.)
A room that seemed familiar, Snape saw that his breath caught. This was the room where things were hidden. He had been there a few times after the war, and he had found many useful alchemy items and... ahem, black magic treasures.
Snape didn't respond much.After all, even if the crown was handed over to Potter later, Draco was solely responsible. He never came, and later...
To put it simply, who made him die early.
Harry is in first year now, so this room...
Snape's body under the invisibility cloak trembled slightly, could it be that...
"Come out, you two!" Dumbledore yelled helplessly, grabbing an upside-down... big golden bowl.
But Xiaolong was extremely ashamed and Harry was flustered but firm in responding to the principal: "No!"
(Again, don't get it wrong.)
Snape raised his eyebrows, talking nonsense with two children has never been his style, Snape stepped forward, the overbearing and undeniable magic power surrounded the golden bowl, an adult wizard's levitation spell is to levitate two little wizards is not a problem, more Needless to say it is this bowl.
However, what people didn't expect was that as the big golden bowl rose less than ten centimeters, the two little guys in the bowl screamed, and then——
Magic Riot.
You know, the room where things are hidden has a long history, so there are more, uh, more things.
Snape had never experienced anything like this—a well-made and magnificent magic riot, caught off guard and buried by a pile of fallen debris.
Snape had experienced Draco's haystack attack back then, and had a little bit of experience, so he dodged to find the load-bearing pillar to hide.
Finally, after half a minute, everything was quiet.
Snape crawled out of the pile of rubbish in some embarrassment, and then pulled out the invisibility cloak, but it seemed unnecessary now, because the two culprits had passed out.
Three adult wizards walked slowly in three directions towards the place where Harry and Draco fainted.
Unanimously, the three of them unconsciously rubbed their eyes.
All three had only one thought.
Merlin!No wonder...
Oh, I really can't blame the two little guys... Uh, maybe I can't say it's the little guy now, no wonder Harry and Draco reacted so strongly, especially Draco, well, he didn't have a magic riot in the first place, It is enough to reflect the child's good psychological quality.
The two Master Snake Kings caressed their foreheads at the same time. The following days should be... quite interesting?
"Send them to the hospital wing first?" suggested Dumbledore.
Snape objected first: "There is no privacy in the medical wing, do you want Draco's magic riot to destroy the medical wing?"
Snape also looked at Dumbledore with an idiot look: "I will let Bobby come to the cellar to see these two children later."
Dumbledore touched his nose, well, he was ill-considered.
These two children actually have strong self-esteem.
Dumbledore went to the hospital wing first, and Snape and Snape stepped forward. After debating for a long time, they still decided to put away their wands first. They bent down and picked up the two troublemakers.
"Well……"
"Ow..."
The two with subtle expressions looked at each other silently, and then walked towards the cellar with some difficulty.
Yes, maybe you have already guessed it.
Now Harry and Draco are each as... plump as two Dudleys.
This is why the two little wizards refused to come out to meet people after Dumbledore came.
After finally returning to the cellar, there was almost a knock on the door.
Snape picked up the invisibility cloak, the two of them agreed, everything took turns.
Snape went to open the door, trying to ignore the creaking of the two chairs behind him.
Well, well, anyway, Lucius should not be stingy with sending some chairs to his office.
"Oh, Merlin! What's the matter with them, weren't they still fine yesterday?" Madam Pomfrey's eyes widened. Even though she had been a school doctor for so many years, she had never seen such... a strange situation.
She has seen broken limbs, lost hair and bones, and small animals that have taken various potions by mistake and turned into various strange appearances...
But I have never seen such a weird thing - gaining weight? !
"They went to the Room of Requirement, and then... fell into a large golden bowl. I felt the strong magical fluctuations inside Hogwarts, and when I went in later, the two children looked like this." Dumbledore Lido explained.
"Golden bowl?" Madam Pomfrey frowned.
Madam Pomfrey's expression turned slightly subtle after a dozen detection spells were cast.
"I said, are you sure it's fat that grew overnight?" Madam Pomfrey mercilessly pinched the trembling flesh on Harry's and Draco's faces with both hands.
"Why did I find out that it looks like the kind of fat accumulated over time?"
The other adult wizards present raised their eyebrows in puzzlement.
"To put it simply, there is no way to use any anti-curse and weight-loss potions to work." Madam Pomfrey is also puzzled, this is impossible, it's not like the two troublemakers have not come to check before , if there is any enchantment spell, she must know it.
Not to mention Harry, a frequent visitor to the medical wing. Madam Pomfrey's motherly love has long since given him such a scrawny body, and even though he gave Harry the potion of appetizers every day, he didn't see him getting a little fatter.
As for Draco Malfoy...his last name is enough, have you ever seen a Malfoy who is fat?Malfoy who has the blood of Meiwa, who doesn't have a slender skeleton... Or the same sentence, how can there be Malfoy who is not gorgeous?
And now, these two children have turned into this look? !
too horrible!
"……"silence.
"That is to say, in a short period of time, neither of the two children can return to their original appearance?"
"..." Madam Pomfrey thought for a while, then nodded with difficulty, "This meat is quite solid."
"Merlin..." Snape whispered.
"Perhaps you can try a powerful bewitching spell, oh, you should come in person, this kind of strong bewitching spell is not something these two children can do." Madam Pomfrey said to Snape, "still Yes, remember to arrange separate seats for them during class." Because there is no room for a single seat.
Of course, Madam Pomfrey didn't say the second half of the sentence, but she believed that Snape knew the reason.
"Then, Albus, let's find out what the bowl is about."
With a "bang", the door closed, leaving two adults with headaches and two sleeping buns with tears on their faces.Well, big ones.
"What are you thinking?" Snape asked.
"I'm thinking about the possibility of Draco or Lucius killing us all."
"Maybe we can try the potion route again..."
"..." Snape was silent for a while, reached out to stroke Draco's face, and then...
pinch.
Shaking his head.
"Potions really don't seem to solve much."
"But let's try!" Snape persisted.He knew how much Harry hated Dudley, how could he accept that he was fatter than Dudley?
Especially now that it is uncertain that Harry will have any memory about the future, he naturally wants to... be courteous?Oh, please don't use such vulgar words to describe Lord Snake King's wife-chasing actions.
He just needs to solve the problem in front of him.
"By the way, you're going to let them just sleep on...the same bed?" Snape raised his eyebrows, Draco was of course fine with his own bed, and as for Potter...how far can he go.
Snape glanced at Snape with contempt, "Of course not!"
Snape leaned over and picked up the sleeping Harry, "Sleeping in my place, of course."
abnormal!
Animals!
But in fact, the two of them couldn't do anything perverted or beastly this night, because even though the potion didn't have much effect, neither of them actually wanted to, and they didn't dare to just do nothing.
The dark night passed so quickly.
The day of horror and brutality has finally come!
Snape and Snape were woken up by Draco and Harry's screams at the office desk twice.
The two who were speechless for a moment ran into the bedroom, this time Snape put on the invisibility cloak, after all, they still couldn't explain the situation to the two little ones.
Two balls, both in sack pajamas, screaming face to face.
"Stop!" Snape yelled.Harry and Draco shivered and stopped obediently.
"Drink it." Snape fumbled out two bottles of potion with a dark face.
"Gudong Gudong" The two of them were like hungry wolves in the desert seeing a source of water. This time, no one complained about the potion master's weird taste.
However, the two who couldn't wait to run to the mirror were disappointed, and looked at Snape with accusing eyes.
Where is the effect!
The taste is still so bad!
Snape sighed to himself, it really didn't work, this potion... was already the most effective body shaping potion, but it only managed to reduce the fat and unattractive faces of the two of them to a round shape. The bun face, well, at least now as far as the face is concerned, is also chubby and cute, not greasy N chin.
"Come here." Snape knelt down and beckoned the two of them to come over.
The two balls rolled over with grief and indignation.
"Godfather, can I not go to class?" Fortunately, the soft child's voice did not change into the vigorous and powerful voice of a little fat man like Dali.
"Professor Snape...can I not..." Although Harry feared and hated the Potions professor, it seemed that this was the only one who could let him leave without going out.
"Of course...not." Snape's tone was a bit harsh.
Of course, you can't expect a person who hasn't slept all night to be patient enough to face his students' requests to skip class.
Not even in special circumstances!
There was a blinding white light, and Harry was pleasantly surprised to see Draco return to his original figure in a thin mist.
"Professor Snape, Please..." Harry's small expectant eyes upset someone under the cloak.
"Oh? The great Mr. Potter... Mmm!" Snape, who was about to say something sarcastic, was stomped hard by Snape under the cloak.
Since he didn't stop Snape's obscene pursuit of his godson, then don't hinder his pursuit of the savior either!
Especially now that the two of them share the same face and there is no way to explain their identities!
Shutting up, Snape also cast a powerful Bewitching Charm on Harry with a dark face.
Draco, who clearly understood the meaning of this thin layer of mist, knew that it was just a charm spell, so he was not too excited.
"Be careful when you walk... don't bump into anyone." Snape kindly reminded Harry who was clearly not aware of the situation.
Before Harry could figure out what it meant, he was poked twice by Draco with a confused face - in the place where he could no longer see his stomach where he had been 2 minutes ago.
"What?!" Harry screamed.
"Come over after your first class this afternoon." Snape said lightly, and patted Draco's head, feeling the long-lost touch.
"But isn't there a flying lesson in the second class in the afternoon?" Harry was confused.
"..." Draco was about to cry, did he have to tell such a cruel fact, "Scarhead, I think, the school's flying broom...may not be able to support us."
"..." Harry shut up.
"But what are you doing here?" After 10 seconds, Harry really failed.
Snape, who had already reached the door, paused, and answered the little question of the Savior.
"lose weight."
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