[Kung Fu Panda] On the stupidity of Lord Shen

[I think back then, my wife and I were so unrestrained. ——Old woodcutter]

Inside the Luobu tent, the spring scenery is beautiful, a white jade hand is showing half outside the tent, clutching the corner of the quilt hanging down on the side, and the other arm is immediately covered with five fingers intertwined, in the hazy heavy veil, there are gasps that make people blush and heartbeat Accompanied by the shaking of the bed, it was transmitted to people's ears intermittently, and the expression was blurred, as if in a daze that could not be described for a lifetime.

"Hmm..." A low (harmonious) sound that seemed to be suppressed finally ended this ridiculous dream that people dare not recall.

When Shen Xin woke up, her cheeks were all flushed, and her pair of jet-black eyes were even more frighteningly bright. Not to mention the sweat dripping all over her body, her limbs were also extremely stiff, which scared Jiu Zhuo who was awakened by Shen Xin's movements. jumped.

"Pfft, cough cough, Shen Xin, are you okay?" Jiu Zuo wanted to laugh but didn't dare, just coughed a few times and suppressed it forcefully, saying that this spring dream can be done by any man, it's nothing, but Shen Xin was born with a temper Bo, now that he is covered in fried hair, Jiuzheng feels as if he has been scratched, and just wants to tease him.

"It's okay, what's the matter with me!" Shen Xin roared, but her hands tightly grasped the quilt covering her body, her pinched fingers turned white, and she refused to let go.

Jiu Zuo slept in the same bed with Shen Xin, why didn't he know his embarrassment now, so he quickly comforted him: "I was joking with you just now, don't panic, it's just that your reaction is too irritating to me , Alright, hurry up and clean up, I'll fetch water for you."

Before Shen Xin could reply, Jiu Zuo got up, quickly put on a coarse cloth, tied her hair in a bun, and walked out the door.

This is the house of a woodcutter in the mountains. The clothes on Jiuzheng were borrowed from the old woodcutter. The previous clothes had already been torn many times, and they were stained with blood and mud, so they could no longer be worn. .

A few days ago, when the two met a killer at night, Shen Xin resolutely gave up on the horse, and dragged the injured Jiuzheng to escape in a hurry. Find this resting place.

The owner of the house was an old woodcutter, and he was going to hunt in the woods that day, when he saw two gray-faced young men appearing in front of him, the thin one was half dragging and half holding the other, walking staggeringly in the forest At that time, the old woodcutter mistook them for some kind of wild beast attack, picked up the bow and arrow in his hand, and trotted over.

"My lady, what kind of beast did you and your husband meet in the woods?" Obviously the old woodcutter mistook them for a couple, no wonder Shen Xin couldn't see the ashes on his face at the moment. Clear, but looking at this thin and weak figure, she looks like a girl, but she is a little taller.

Shen Xin still hadn't reacted during the previous thrilling escape, but Jiu Zuo, who was tightly protected by him, gritted his teeth and braced himself, became distracted, and pretended to raise one hand, as if to help himself The lady wiped her face, but actually secretly blocked Shen Xin's mouth, while quickly responding to the old woodcutter's inquiry.

"My husband and I went out to play not long after we were newly married. I was originally accompanied by family members, but yesterday I took her to the forest by myself in order to surprise my wife..." Speaking of this, Jiuzheng also played a little trick, so Tsukuru smiled awkwardly, and suddenly the old woodcutter understood what he meant. It turned out that he wanted to have fun in the woods (field battle), and it turns out that young people just let go.

After reacting, the old woodcutter Shen Xin looked at them vaguely, and naturally understood the meaning of it. Just now, the reaction was slow, but Jiu Zuo took the first step, and was forced to admit that he was a woman. At this time, he was still angry. He immediately took revenge and went back, secretly twisting the flesh around Jiuzheng's waist where the old woodcutter could not see, and in an instant, Jiuzheng's face turned pale again.

Seeing that Jiuzheng was enduring the pain without even snorting to resist, Shen Xin relieved her anger and reduced the strength in her hands.

Knowing that Shen Xin had let her off for the time being, Jiu Zuo finally took advantage of it and stopped, let go of Shen Xin's gagged mouth, and continued talking to the old woodcutter.

"It's all my carelessness. I didn't expect to meet a few gangsters on the way. They wanted to moleste my wife. I was angry for a while, but I hated that all the servants stayed in the inn. I couldn't resist them alone, so I had to drag my wife to escape. I lost my way in a panic and bumped into a beast, cough!" Jiuzheng coughed a few times when he was excited, his eyes were reddish, Shen Xin frowned lightly, knowing that Jiuzheng was acting, but he still endured it. Buzhu caressed Jiuzuo's back a few times, wanting to interrupt Jiuzuo's conversation and let him make up the next story.

But Jiuzheng rejected Shen Xin's hint, although Shen Xin's appearance was somewhat indistinguishable, but that voice was an authentic man's voice, definitely not owned by a woman, fearing that he would show his flaws, Jiuzheng insisted on talking Well, to the old woodcutter, this scene really looked like a loving young couple.

"Although the beast is ferocious, I am a man after all. I can't let my wife be bullied by others and also hurt by the beast. In a moment of anger and boldness, she only got a little injury and then drove the beast away. Cough Cough, it's my fate, and my wife is really kind, so she didn't leave me alone and run for her life, she just insisted on taking me to find the way out."

After Jiu Zuo finished speaking, he felt a little dizzy. Such a long paragraph was really a bit forced, his breath was unsteady, and his voice was much weaker: "I hope the old man can make it easier for me to take us in for a few days. , found the servant, our husband and wife will definitely repay the benefactor with a lot of money."

As soon as the benefactor's big hat was buckled down, and the word "heavy gold" was added, the old woodcutter became a little moved. Seeing this, Jiu Zuo gave Shen Xin a look, Shen Xin understood, and took out some silver taels in his parcel. Handed it over, the old woodcutter was really moved.

The two met gangsters and strayed into the woods. Without knowing whether those gangsters had given up on the little lady, if the old woodcutter took them in, he would probably meet those gangsters. However, the two people in front of them The clothes are indeed as good as those worn by the rich people in the city, or even better. They must be extremely rich people in the city. The old woodcutter is really reluctant to let go of such an opportunity to get rich overnight. , the big deal is that if you encounter danger, you just run away first. After all, you are also an old woodcutter. Not to mention familiar with the mountains and forests, you always have a lot of ability to protect yourself. The old woodcutter gritted his teeth and finally It took two people.

However, due to the limited space, Shen Xin and Jiu Zuo could only squeeze into one room, and the old woodcutter moved out by himself after tidying up a straw house where sundries were placed. They vacated it, of course, the two are now husband and wife, it's strange that they don't live together, right?

Fortunately, what is gratifying is that this house is not only located in a remote place, but also a good place to shelter from the wind and rain. The location is also secluded enough. The most important thing is that there is a small well in the backyard. Regarding the question of taking a cold shower, after telling the old woodcutter not to reveal their whereabouts, the two finally had a short rest.

After roughly cleaning up the dust all over their bodies, both of them rolled onto the bed and refused to move any more. Jiu Zuo passed out completely as soon as he touched the bed, making Shen who was full of anger There was nowhere to vent my heart, so I could only wrap myself in a quilt and fell asleep.

At this moment, thinking of the absurd dream in the morning, and the embarrassment when he faced Jiu Zhuo, Shen Xin was so surprised that he didn't kick him out these few nights!The agreed sleeping phase is so different that both humans and gods are indignant!He kept roaring in his heart, if Jiuzheng was kicked out of bed by himself, it would not be so embarrassing this morning. What he didn't know was that since the treatment in the barracks last time, as long as Jiuzheng was sleeping by his side, His sleeping appearance is so obedient and completely different from before. Of course, after Jiu Zuo was gone, Shen Xin's sleeping appearance was almost twice as different as before. During the day, the painful experience of rolling out of bed countless times made Shen Xin have a deep understanding of the sleeping pattern that she couldn't bear to look directly at.