[Kung Fu Panda] On the stupidity of Lord Shen

[Why do I always feel like I was putting myself into the pot just now? ——Shen Xin]

"What is the plan of the lord?" Cang Lang was shocked by Shen Xin's words, and immediately put away the lost emotions before. Although he still couldn't digest the meaning of Shen Xin's words just now, who called him Cang Lang? He is a silly (harmony) fan, so his first reaction was not to question at all, and he was particularly gossip-oriented. No, he asked questions with a particularly caring spirit.

"I don't like hiding and restraining my hands and feet, and this kind of weapon is too obvious. Suddenly there is such a cannon on the battlefield. Just take a guess. Everyone knows who did it. Instead of making others think too much afterwards, add it to me. If there is something to disturb your heart, it's better to say it clearly at the beginning, and now that person in Phoenix City has also withdrawn the arrest warrant, I have nothing to be afraid of!" Shen Xin said arrogantly, thinking that since he woke up, he would He has been worrying a lot, and has long been very impatient. Finally, he has the opportunity to appear on the stage in a fair manner. Can he not be excited!

After listening to Shen Xin's words, Cang Lang understood the benefits of it after careful thought. It was indeed as Shen Xin said, although Shen Xin's identity had been designed by some people with intentions, and now it made many ordinary people dislike him, but After all, Prince Shen has not been abolished as a prince, and the power and deterrent power he should have are not compromised at all.

"Indeed, it would be good if there were fewer ignorant people to bring out the identity of the lord in advance, but the subordinates didn't think that this level of benefit was due to their negligence. When the battlefield came, let them all know the power of the cannon you invented, lord. "

Cang Lang has always been protective of his weaknesses, after realizing that what Shen Xin did would not cause any trouble to him, he immediately supported Shen Xin unconditionally.

Shen Xin was in a good mood, she raised her head and smiled back at Cang Lang, but when Cang Lang saw it, his mind immediately became dizzy, and he didn't even remember what Shen Xin said later.

Seeing that Cang Lang was fooled by himself and no longer tried to move towards him, Shen Xin heaved a sigh of relief, turned around slightly, and dug out a small drawing full of dense marks from under the small bed on one side , handed it to Cang Lang, and said: "Stupid wolf, this is a new artillery design drawing that I came up with, referring to my previous drawing, I summed up some shortcomings and improved it, the shape is similar to before, but the accuracy should be improved Quite a few, but how about the specifics, I still need you to help me get the writing materials, I will make a model."

"Okay, okay." Cang Lang responded repeatedly with pink bubbles, obviously not in the mood.

A vein twitched on Shen Xin's forehead, and she turned her head in embarrassment, as if she was too excited just now, so she accidentally used Charm Kill.

Success is also Jiuzheng, defeat is also Jiuzheng, thinking with itchy teeth, the charm kill given by Jiuzheng is indeed useful, everyone in the world has desires, greedy for beauty, sad for beauty, that is common sense, Moreover, in addition to the short-term methods to deliberately confuse people's minds, there are also many ways to divert people's attention in order to hide their own existence.

It’s just that this Charm Killer has several disadvantages. In addition to using it, the eyes will turn red, and there will be red light when some mood swings are severe. Jiuzheng didn’t say anything at the time. There will be a special temperament on the body, not charming but self-confusing.

Seeing that the blush in the white feathers on her body became more and more beautiful, every time Shen Xin thought of Jiuzheng, she would gnash her teeth for a while. What man would wish that he looked like a foxy girl, even if it was a proud peacock? It is also a noble and glamorous temperament line!

"While it's still early in the sky, stupid wolf, hurry up and get me some wood. I'll teach you how to make a model at night. Finish it early and go to bed earlier." Shen Xin said angrily, his emotions There was a hint of venting anger, but I didn't notice it.

"Remember, the wood should be moderately soft and hard, and not tasteless."

"Yes." Cang Lang replied, and hurriedly got out of the cabin, made a little arrangement on the deck, and docked in a hidden corner that is not easy to be found, and then Cang Lang left with peace of mind.

Finally, when Cang Lang left, Shen Xin also quietly climbed out of the cabin, sat on the side of the boat and looked at herself in the reflection in the water.

Shen Xin's facial features are very delicate, and she is dressed in white feathers, very much like those gentle scholars, but there is a bright cinnabar mark between her eyebrows that looks like blood, but it makes Shen Xin's supposedly cold temperament a bit more bewitching The feeling of being unflattering, coupled with Shen Xin's occasional stupidity (stupidity) in private, even squandered the few remaining nobility and glamor in the past.

"Thump!" Shen Xin was stunned for a moment, another personality in his body came to life, and in the blink of an eye, the temperament of Shen Xin's whole body changed suddenly. In a fit of anger, Lord Shen grabbed something and threw it down, and the reflection on the water surface disappeared. After breaking it apart, his mood improved a lot: "Hmph, it's impossible for my majestic Prince Shen to be so lacking in domineering spirit!"

Hey, wait!There seems to be something wrong!His neck hurt a little, the feather crown on Lord Shen's head trembled, and he lowered his head to look at his chest uneasily, but it didn't matter if he didn't look at it. This look startled him: "Damn it! My jade pendant!"

A broken red cotton thread around his neck was reminding Lord Shen that he had done such a stupid thing just now. Realizing that he had done something wrong, Lord Shen blushed. Breathing, but I didn't expect... Lord Shen coughed unnaturally, and chose the old method, 36 tricks is the best plan, slip away!

When Shen Xin regained control, his face turned green. Every time he was dominated by another personality, he still had a memory. Although it was very vague, he would not forget what "he" did just now.

"Hmph, slip away fast, don't come out if you have the ability!" Shen Xin was very angry, but what can she do, how should she settle the blame?Shen Xin was resigned to his fate and prepared to clean up the mess for himself. He had thought about asking Cang Lang to help him fish it out after he arrived, but the water was not very deep near the shore, so Shen Xin didn't intend to bother about such a trivial matter. Cang Lang.

After removing half of the cotton rope around his neck, he took off his shoes, Shen Xin lifted up his trousers and fastened his belt to get into the water, first put his toes into the water for a try: "Hiss! It's so cold."

Shen Xin got lucky with the weak internal force in her body, while resisting the coldness in the water, she stepped into the water carefully.

The water only reached Shen Xin's knees and stopped, it wasn't very deep, but it was still a bit hard for Shen Xin to bend down to explore in the water, and Shen Xin was covered in sweat after just a while.

Shen Xin hurriedly looked for Yupei in the water, but did not notice that someone in the distance was already watching him closely.

"Swoosh!" Two soft sounds pierced the void, and suddenly a bird sang in the forest, Shen Xin's heart tightened, before he could think of anything, he squatted down in a conditioned reaction, half of his body fell into the water, The two sharp arrows that were barely dodged were inserted into the plank of the boat behind Shen Xin.

Shen Xin didn't have the time to breathe a sigh of relief, his white feathers were too obvious, even though the opponent was still far away and had stopped attacking, he still chose to hide in the water, and carefully moved his body to the side of the boat.

Shen Xin didn't know where the person who attacked him just now was hiding now, nor did he know if the same thing happened to Cang Lang, now he could only rely on himself, although some of his hidden weapons were on his body, they were not A lot of them are basically hidden under his own bed.

"Shusha! Rusha!" There was a slight movement in the woods behind him, like the sound of wind blowing leaves, but now there is no wind at all, someone is approaching!

Shen Xin quietly pulled a few dead wood branches floating on the water beside her to cover herself. Fortunately, it was only autumn, and most of the leaves in the forest were hanging on the trees, but some of them had changed color, which could still help Shen Xin. Heart cover one or two.

The people on both sides maintained a posture of indifference, Shen Xin had already moved to the back of the boat, and took off the clothes that were soaked in water and became a bit bulky, Shen Xin was only wearing a knee-length underwear and underwear , Shen Xin quickly climbed onto the boat, turned over and jumped into the cabin, but the movement was too big and the boat shook for a while.

"Swish, swish!" Three more sharp arrows shot in from a distance, two of them stuck right at Shen Xin's feet, and the other shot towards Shen Xin's heart, Shen Xin hurriedly dodged to the side, Grab a low wooden table and move forward, barely scratching his arm and dodging.

"Hiss!" Shen Xin covered the wound with one hand, a faint smell of blood permeated the air.