[Kung Fu Panda] On the stupidity of Lord Shen

【Stupid wolf has always been nice to me, but I...may not be able to give him what he wants. ——Shen Xin]

"Stupid wolf, what are you listening to? You added something wrong! I'll teach you myself, don't tell me you haven't learned yet!" Shen Xin punched him, but unfortunately, although Cang Lang wouldn't dodge, his The force is too small, not painful at all.

"My lord, when your body recovers, let's find a way to cure your heart disease." Cang Lang distressedly grabbed Shen Xin's little paw, rubbed it a few times, and stuffed it back into the bed.

"Huh? Okay." Shen Xin said that when he beat Jiuzheng violently in the past, the other party would always fight back. Now he seems to be really not used to being treated with such care and care, so as expected, he has been beaten by Jiuzheng. Have you played badly...

"Stupid wolf, when will I recover all my memories? It's too slow now." In order to save her spoiled soul, Shen Xin decided to change the topic and continue chatting: "I still need more... Contact, I am very curious, why I was forced to that point before, I am not reconciled."

"My lord." Cang Lang stopped what he was doing, turned around and looked at Shen Xin who was staring out of the window on the bed, the lord was still as stubborn as before, even after losing his memory: "Let's go find Fairy Yang, Maybe she knows something."

"The person who gave me the jade pendant?" Shen Xin looked away from the window, and turned her head to meet Cang Lang who was watching her. Shen Xin was a little hesitant, whether her decision was right or not.

"Yes, maybe that person still knows how to cure heart disease, my lord, what do you think?" Cang Lang moved his eyes a little stiffly, he still didn't dare to let the lord know what he was thinking, but he didn't know Shen Xin already knew everything.

"I want to leave as soon as possible. I know that Jiuzuo must have left me medicine. Can I leave within five days?"

"Yes." Hearing his lord chanting Jiu Zuo's name, thinking that that man had only taken care of him for a few days when he just lost his memory, and already had a place in his heart, Cang Lang felt very uncomfortable. .

"Can you go by boat?"

Thinking of how uncomfortable his prince was when he got motion sickness before, and looking at Shen Xin's pitiful (?) expression, Cang Lang sighed in his heart, the anger that had just risen has dissipated, isn't it just a broken bird, how could it be possible It is worth the years of friendship (?) between myself and the prince. My prince must have been spoiled by the other party. As long as I treat the prince better, I will be able to make the prince only talk about myself. I feel so much more comfortable thinking about Cang Lang. He said respectfully to Shen Xin: "Your subordinate will prepare the boat right now, and the prince will rest well."

With Shen Xin's consent, Cang Lang went out again, but he didn't go far, he just ordered the waiter at the door of the room, gave him some tips, and the waiter happily went to work.

"Stupid wolf, you're fine these days anyway, so just mark the time with me."

"it is good."

"And when the fireworks are set off at night, I want to go to the roof!"

"My lord, it's early autumn and it's cold up there, how about..."

Shen Xin hugged the pillow and curled up under the quilt, looking at Cang Lang with her head down.

"Okay, but... the subordinates must hug the prince. If the prince catches cold the next day, the subordinates will confiscate the prince's fireworks." Cang Lang turned his head silently. He said that the lethality of his prince is really serious. It's getting bigger and bigger. It was okay before I lost my memory, but now I'm acting like a baby and rolling around. I really don't want to scale too much!

"I beg the serious (?) prince to come back..."

"Huh? Stupid wolf, what did you just say!"

"...No, my lord, you have a good rest, and my subordinates go downstairs to get some snacks for my lord." Although Cang Lang didn't understand why Shen Xin, who was still serious just now, suddenly... Cang Lang couldn't explain this feeling, Maybe it's my own illusion, the prince after amnesia has changed a bit, but as long as he is his prince, no matter what he becomes, Cang Lang is willing to follow.

After he figured it out, Cang Lang didn't think about it any more, he closed the door and left the room, so he didn't see Shen Xin's appearance afterwards.

Shen Xin lying on the bed was panting heavily, muttering something blankly in his eyes, as if two people were having a conversation.

On the other side of Phoenix City, inside the embassy, ​​Jiu Zuo's room.

"Lord Li, don't you recognize the current new emperor?" Jiuzheng walked to one person with a smile, and gently put his hand on the other person's shoulder. It deepened a little bit.

"You... how can you talk nonsense like that! How could this old man think that way? It is destiny for the new emperor to ascend the throne. This old man should serve the new emperor with all his heart. Don't dare to have two hearts! Don't slander me, be careful that the old man will go to the new emperor. I sue you for disturbing my government affairs in Phoenix City!" Master Li shook his beard, seemed to be very angry, pointed at Jiu Zuo's face, and cursed plausibly, but his pale face had already betrayed him.

"Oh? Master Li, don't be nervous. Today I just asked Master Li to chat casually and pass the time. I'm too lazy to do anything about the war between the two countries. I was rude in the previous question. Just kidding. Master Li just forget about it." Jiu Zuo turned around easily, picked up a cup of tea from the table, and handed it to Master Li who was standing behind him.

"Master Li, have a cup of tea, calm down."

When Mr. Li saw Jiuzheng like this, he thought it was his previous words that had frightened him. He thought that the other party would not dare to start a war with Phoenix City, so he could use this excuse to threaten the other party. The shadow guard he was holding was naturally not afraid of being snatched away. Thinking of this, Master Li drank Jiuzheng's cup of tea.

"Oh, what a pity." Jiuzheng sighed suddenly, with a gloating smile on his face, he raised his head to meet Master Li's gaze, and a red light flashed in his eyes: "I don't like to see blood, but, no Those who use it, let me obediently die, heh, waste my tongue, I don't know what to do."

Master Li's movement of drinking tea froze, his eyes widened and he looked at Jiuzheng in horror: "You! You poisoned me!"

"This poison is colorless and odorless, and the antidote is hard to find. I found it by accident after searching for it many years ago. Now I dedicate it to you, Mr. Li. You are very lucky to have this enjoyment, Mr. Li."

"No, it's impossible, how dare you! Do you know that you are an envoy, how can you not be afraid that you won't be able to get out of Phoenix City at all!"

"Why don't you dare, you are just a dying person who will soon go to the underworld, and I am the Ninth Prince who may inherit the Hundred Birds Imperial Capital. Who do you think the new emperor will turn towards? Master Li, you There is still half a stick of incense left, if you don't believe me, how about we take a gamble?"

Master Li's complexion changed, and just as he was about to speak, Jiu Zuo spoke again: "Don't worry, if you lose, I won't let you walk that road alone, there are quite a lot of people in your family!"

Seeing that confident look, Mr. Li finally couldn't support his body, his legs softened and he sat down on the ground. He trembled and closed his eyes. This man didn't give him a choice at all. : "I... I promised, I will give it to you, I will give it to you!"

Master Li finally agreed to Jiuzheng's request, and took out a letter from his arms: "Give this to my wife, and he will give you the token." Even if Jiuzheng didn't say anything, he knew the other party What do you want? I didn't expect that Shen Huaxi, a puppet who was thought to be easy to control, would have such an ally. He lost, and he lost from the very beginning.

"Thank you, Mr. Li, for your cooperation. In fact..." After receiving the letter from Mr. Li, Jiuzheng leaned over to his ear again, and with a tone that seemed to be joking, Jiuzheng said to him with a smile: "That tea is not a tea at all. It's not poisonous, it's just to scare you, Jiu Ye, a righteous person like me, how could I destroy people all over the house!"

With a mischievous smile, Jiu Zuo looked at the man slumped on the ground and sarcastically said, "Use poison for you? I still think it's a waste!"

How stupid, the people in this country just frightened the other person for a little bit, used the charm to confuse the other party's thinking, and then set everything out. If it wasn't for being bored and having nothing to do, I wouldn't have played with this person for so long. Jiu Zuo clapped his hands towards the door boredly: "Tsing Yi, see off the guests."

"promise."

---------------[Parallel World (Blackened Stupid Wolf)] A small theater that has nothing to do with the main drama ---------------

(Activation condition: Shen Xin keeps showing off the nine balbals in front of Cang Lang)

Hearing his prince chanting the name of Jiu Zuo, Cang Lang felt very uncomfortable.

Thinking that the man only took care of the prince for a few days when the prince lost his memory, he already had a place in the prince's heart, Cang Lang was very angry, why, he had been by the prince's side for so long, and the prince could be in the same place overnight No memory at all, how can that person make the prince remember it so much!

Heh, what kind of cooperation and agreement, as long as you hide the prince in a place where no one can find it, wouldn't everything be settled, prince... my silly bird.

"My lord." Cang Lang, who has entered the demonic barrier, no longer has any scruples. Without restraint, he is just a wild wolf waiting for an opportunity in the dark, dangerous and powerful.

It should be like this, I am so impatient, afraid that the prince will be afraid of me and run away, why not just lock him up!

"Huh? Stupid wolf, what's wrong with you?" Shen Xin looked at Cang Lang unconsciously, and suddenly Cang Lang strode on Shen Xin's body: "Hey, what do you want! Get down!"

Shen Xin suddenly felt danger, he didn't know what happened, but instinct told him, run away, this Cang Lang is no longer the stupid wolf he knew who would always tolerate him.

"Silly bird, don't worry, I'll take you away, okay, I..."

"Snapped!"

Panting heavily, Shen Xin slapped Cang Lang mercilessly: "What are you talking about, get lost!"

The corner of Cang Lang's mouth was accidentally cut. He looked at the cold affection in Shen Xin's eyes, and finally at this moment, the last trace of struggle and unbearable in his heart was completely crushed by Shen Xin's palm. Cang Lang narrowed his eyes slightly, licked the drop of blood that slipped from the corner of his mouth with his tongue, and held Shen Xin's hands with a smile.

Seeing that both hands were imprisoned by Cang Lang, Shen Xin struggled more and more fiercely, knowing that everything was in vain, but looking at Cang Lang's almost crazy eyes, he couldn't control his body that wanted to escape at all.

Finally, during Shen Xin's struggle, his arm went cold!By the way, the knife that was smeared with anesthesia before!

It's a pity that Cang Lang is not really an idiot, just as Shen Xin made a plan, Cang Lang knocked Shen Xin unconscious with a palm, and with a sound of pain, Shen Xin fell powerlessly into Cang Lang's arms.

"Silly bird, although I'm not as smart as you, have you forgotten that in the face of absolute force, all schemes are nothing more than paper." Cang Lang lovingly stroked Shen Xin's soft hair, and put his head together. Going up, he took a few deep breaths on Shen Xin's neck, and finally let out a satisfied sigh: "I should have done it earlier."

Afterwards, Cang Lang helped Shen Xin get dressed as quickly as possible, then took out a packet of small medicine powder from his bosom and fed it into Shen Xin's mouth.

In the middle of the night, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, Cang Lang took a heavy box and escaped silently from the inn with light work.

In that room, there was only a cold, abandoned steel snake spear lying quietly on the ground.

"Your Highness, as long as you have me..."

Afterwards, when Jiu Zuo realized that something was wrong and went to look for Shen Xin again, it was already too late. He never thought that Cang Lang would be so cruel, poisoning Shen Xin into a fool, and finally stuffed it in a box , and fled with it.

When he found Shen Xin, Shen Xin at that time could not do without Cang Lang.

The author has something to say:

I originally wanted to write something meaty, but the number of words seems to be a bit over budget, next time I remember, let’s show it in a small theater, a piece of pure meat~~~