[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Lu Shaoyu followed Guan Yunchang through the long corridor, and on the way began to habitually rant in his head:

Damn! !Isn't this the corridor that labor and capital passed through to the lobby after getting up today?Could it be that I really slept in the room of Guan Yunchang, the oval-faced ghost and beauty last night?

Could it be that in this game script where cheating fathers and gods unfold at any time, the oval-faced and deserted queen also has the attribute of being arrogant?Duplicity or something, awkward begging for attention or something?Could it be that he is really like his younger sister when he was a child, making so many troubles just to attract the attention of labor and capital at any time?This is unscientific, boy!

Because I was afraid that labor and capital would be injured if I went to the battlefield, I deliberately belittled me in front of Xuande Lord, but when I was riding a horse and returning to the city to rest, I was considerate of labor and capital in every possible way?Wait, something suddenly went wrong! !From the beginning of the first episode to the present, among the three brothers in the woods that Laozi met, Zhang Feijun, the real target of the attack, the canine-toothed young man with violent military values, seems to have the lowest exit rate.

So is this the Queen's way of grabbing the show to gain her sense of presence?You, the otaku who always thought that you didn't get the favorability of the ghost animal king, you are really weak.But why is there a touch of shyness and a sense of accomplishment?After living for more than 20 years, the social barriers that even the hands of the opposite sex have never touched, suddenly the charm value is exposed or something, it is really gratifying.

However, why are men interested in labor and capital?Could it be that labor-management time travel is actually a game of spoiling the base?

"Shaoyu, what are you in a daze for? Sit down quickly, our next conversation will not be short. Could it be that the seat in my room makes you feel uncomfortable? Or it has a lot to do with the habits of your hometown. Different?" It's rare that the oval-faced beauty didn't release the air-conditioning indiscriminately this time, and she seemed to understand a little bit of the nervousness of a certain nerd, her tone was extraordinarily soft, and matched with the habitual coldness in Guan Yun's long voice, there was actually a little bit of it Ethereal taste.As a two-dimensional voice controller, a certain otaku was instantly killed by the new skill of Yun Changjun, who had a broken design.

Kezimei also comes with a good Chinese voice, so I can't resist it at all.But that's not the point at all, Guan Yunchang's room is so much bigger than the place where I slept last night, what's the matter with a swollen armchair about the same width as a collapsed armchair?There is also the sandalwood relief screen, are you really sure that you are a general riding a red rabbit horse, not some idle prince who knows how to pretend in the deep courtyard of the palace?

Do you feel like going to the wrong set at any time? ! !What about the Three Kingdoms game?Unscrupulously placing so many special props of Gongdou and Zhaidou around, isn't it really the collapse of the outline?Or are you a beauty with an oval face, and you are actually a brain tonic emperor?As a senior otaku, the sofa in Laozi's home must be properly worthy of crazy praise!It is much more comfortable than these solid wood chairs in your room, even if you don’t put cushions, you will definitely not be able to catch the delicate little chrysanthemums! !The Taobao Five Crown store is highly recommended, and it also includes free shipping, dear! !

Of course, why didn't the otaku who has been socially handicapped for many years not become autistic in the end?This has an absolute causal relationship with Lu Shaoyu's fine-splitting and complaining emperor attribute. A guy who is madly chattering in his head anytime and anywhere is completely incompatible with the silent and dark autism, okay?

The precision in the brain and the calmness in the action are completely simultaneous live broadcast without any pressure!For example, now, while Lu Shaoyu was dissatisfied with the ancient solid wood armchair, he put his butt on it with a calm face, and even a crack flashed quickly on his cheeks that were slightly stiff due to facial paralysis all the year round. It must be so small that no one noticed it, and it was covered up by the habitual disability of the otaku Lu's facial expression.

Yun Chang saw that Lu Shaoyu sat down steadily, and his expression became serious: "Because Shaoyu is from a foreign country after all, so the following questions are just common sense questions, without any special meaning, just want to know how you feel about us. It's just to what extent the country understands."

Lu Shaoyu felt a little nervous in his heart. Although it was only in the game, since it was a matter of being named "Tianji" by the system, there was always a certain kind of subsequent development that would be extraordinary. Maybe one of them was wrong, and it might be said It's dangerous for the wrong-hearted Queen to frantically tune-teach her, but she just sat quietly on the chair, the muscles all over her body were already trembling, okay?Don't ask what color the laborer's underwear is, you can't afford to hurt the obsessive-compulsive otaku who sees the pattern of little yellow ducks every day when he wakes up! !It must be very embarrassing to say it out. Thinking about it, I feel that life is dark.

"Common sense question? What will happen if you can't answer it? Will you be executed as a spy?" Although there is a system in place, it should not cause any big troubles in the plot, but it is good to ask in advance. If he was going to be quartered by Ling Chi or five horses or something, Labor and Capital would have to ask Mr. System to hand over the shrinking medicine he had privately hidden on the spot to kill himself! !You are enough for the pain-sensitive star who needs the company of his sister even when playing the bottle! !

The innocent system gentleman is lying and grabbing again, the serial number is completely randomly assigned when leaving the factory, okay?I am also very anxious to have such an unlucky and misleading number on the stall, okay, how can you be so cruel, violent, and unreasonable, a cruel player?Although I'm wearing a shell of mechanical metal sounds, I'm just an underage baby system, please let me go, please have mercy!

"What will happen, I still have to let Brother Xuande decide, after all, he is the prince of this city." Guan Yu didn't think there was anything wrong with Lu Shaoyu asking such a question, and quickly answered him truthfully. After listening to his words, Lu Shaoyu, who was still a little uneasy at first, finally let his heart rest in his stomach. Judging by the current situation that Liu Xuande can distinguish the affectionate and loyal dog mode from time to time, all of them answered that they don’t know, and they definitely won’t What is the problem.

"If that's the case, Yun Chang-jun, you can ask questions now." Anyway, no matter what labor you ask, you will definitely answer that you don't know, so I'm really sorry, even if you are really suspected of being arrogant and awkward, it's impossible Became my Mengmeng's first strategy target.I'll tell you secretly, is Tsundere itself a cute thing that seduces people?Especially the Tsundere who is wearing the shell of a beauty, I can't help but squirt nosebleeds when I think about it, it's too foul, okay?

So, let's start now, first ask: "What is the title of His Majesty today?"

Lu Shaoyu suppressed the urge to laugh, and shook his head silently, "I don't know."

Damn!It's obviously only the level of the history quiz for junior high school students, and it has to be covered with some kind of mysterious shell.Lu Shaoyu silently lit the wax for the IQ and education of the game production team in his heart. You guys are so deserving of sympathy for the mentally handicapped who don’t even pretend (beep). Such a sense of sight that children have played house before is so annoying.

No matter how ignorant labor and capital are, Liu Xie, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, still knows about it, and coerced the emperor to order the princes.But even answering such a simple and straightforward question, I wonder if it can really refresh the favorability of the canine-toothed boy?He really doesn't have any intelligence at all, as always, he's such a bastard, it's really surprising in this cheating Three Kingdoms fan game that unfolds at any time.

The otaku Lu Shaoyu, who was completely unaware that he was the most consummate and talented among all the people, said the prepared answer with a blank face: "I don't know." He even secretly praised his acting skills in his heart. , can definitely be crowned the throne of China's elite.How else to put it, what about a rotten pot with a rotten lid?In fact, the second-hand Zhang Feijun is really a perfect match with you, okay?There is nothing wrong with Mr. System's strategy at all, it's purely stupid players making trouble for no reason.You can't be more wronged by Mr. System, who is lying and grabbing innocently.

"It's Emperor Xian. The second question is, where is the current capital?" Yun Changjun seemed to have expected Lu Shaoyu's answer, his expression remained unchanged, and he continued to ask follow-up questions.

Now a certain nerd is not satisfied.Damn! !You are indeed a scumbag that no one wants, labor and management will definitely not be tempted just because of your nice voice.In your eyes, labor and management are such ignorant people?Even if Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty didn't know about it, shouldn't it be surprising?Facial paralysis and pretentiousness are both diseases, and the queen is indeed a group of bastards who gave up treatment! !Labor and management are actually not angry at all, the acting is so realistic, it's like an otaku actor, and he can get an Okaka trophy back in minutes, no pressure at all!

However, with a system that has focused on self-hacking for 100 years, labor and management don’t even know the capital.Zhang Feijun, a canine-toothed boy, why are your favorability plots always so curious?Does labor and management have to show their ignorance again and again in order for you, a bastard, to jump out and show your superiority?Could it be that the truth is that, as a raider whose strength is overwhelming, you must have a hidden attribute called Secondary School, and a great and epic dream called Destroy the World?Labor and management really knelt down to the imagination of the game production team! ! !Are you really not zombies in disguise?Maybe it's leaking now?

What about the Antique Three Kingdoms, the Four Classics Channels?It turns into survival in the apocalypse every minute, and the zombies are walking everywhere, which is really unscientific! !Labor and capital really only have a juvenile and childish system that is stupid and has been focusing on self-defeating for 1 years. There is no room for heaven-defying! !Wouldn't it be possible to pass as cannon fodder for acting so stupid?The aesthetics should not be so weird, okay? Could it be that the theme of this fan game is - am I destined to fall in love with a fool who has no IQ?

This kind of shameful game setting such as captivity, bondage, defecation, etc. can be started in minutes is simply the conscience of the eroge world!But no matter how fucked up this setting is, he still has to succumb to the majesty of the system master, and continue to answer that he doesn't know! ! !

Don't worry too much about the feeling of knowing the answer but being unable to say it! !Labor and management have nothing to do with MI[-], okay?As a senior otaku, how can he not gossip?This kind of white lotus scene is really not suitable for me! !Please let the plot go! !

Guan Yunchang nodded expressionlessly, and continued to unfold the plot of the so-called Tianji Question (pseudo) Elementary History Questionnaire (true): "The third question, what is collectively called a state?"

Lu Shaoyu, who had already resigned himself to his fate, didn't even have the strength to complain, almost subconsciously, as soon as Guan Yunchang's question was asked, he would start shaking his head crazily. Fortunately, the habit of social barriers accumulated over the years is still there, even if he shakes his head frantically. How exaggerated it is so that a certain otaku was not exposed instantly, and the shrewd Guan Yunchang saw any flaws.

So, as a real plot character, when the core plot is triggered, he still dutifully continues to unfold the plot: "Fourth question, what is the name of the head of a county?"

An otaku 囧囧 thoughtfully took up the conversation and asked, "Isn't the head of a county called the princess?"

Guan Yunchang slanted his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows. Although he was a little surprised by the unfamiliar words that Lu Shaoyu said, he patiently explained: "The head of a county is called the prefect, maybe he is called the princess in Shaoyu's hometown. If you want to stay here, you should remember it carefully." Faced with Guan Yunchang's rare tolerance and understanding, a certain otaku began to regret his irrelevant gag just now, so he had to shut his mouth embarrassingly, even if he was in his heart again Know that the person in front of you is just data in a high-tech game.

For Lu Shaoyu who had already traveled through it, what he saw in front of him was indeed a man with a nice voice, a stunning face, an outstanding mature man.Such a person doesn't even know the common sense of the princess, which made Lu Shaoyu feel a little bit embarrassed. He immediately put away those irrelevant convulsions and complaints, and nodded earnestly: "Thank you Yun Changjun, I will remember."

"The fifth question, who is the most powerful person in the country today?"

domestic?When Lu Shaoyu heard Guan Yunchang's words, he suddenly fell silent. It seems that what he traveled through was definitely not the real Three Kingdoms era in history. Otherwise, words like "domestic" would never appear, but since it is an original background Game, then why do you deliberately have the same name as the famous figures of the Three Kingdoms era?Could it be that there is some unknown inside story in the middle?

No matter how nerdy Lu Shaoyu is, he still knows that traveling through this kind of fantasy is definitely not something that can be easily achieved by taking a nap in bed and rolling around.Guan Yunchang's weird words made Lu Shaoyu, who has always been sensitive to game settings, quickly alert, so he became more cautious about the system prompts of elusive and mysterious, even shaking his head was not as quick as before.

Seeing that Lu Shaoyu hesitated, Guan Yunchang acquiesced that he also did not know the answer to this question, and sighed softly: "Cao Mengde ascended to the seat of prime minister, as the highest-ranking minister in the country, he ruled the most affluent northern part of the country, while Sun Zhongmou occupied the prime minister's seat. In the south of the Yangtze River. In short, there are only these things to remember for the time being. Brother Xuande admires the wisdom of Mr. Wolong very much, and naturally has high hopes for you as his apprentice. I don’t know what kind of brother Xuande is in Shaoyu’s eyes. What about people?"

Ding!The crisp system sound sounded again: "Congratulations to the player for successfully completing the plot of Five Questions of Heavenly Secrets. Next, please distribute good person cards to the characters who are not the target of the first round. The plot of the first round is about to officially start. Please prepare to enter the first round of Sunshine Healing. The system APTX-4869 represents all the staff of the game team, and I wish the players a happy game."