[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Zilong didn't answer Lu Shaoyu's words right away, he walked quickly to the empty table by the window, and casually threw a large piece of broken silver to Xiaoer: "First, fry the signature dishes of Drunken Fairy Pavilion, peony flowers and golden silk crisps. Two servings of cakes, along with a pot of aged bamboo leaves."

"Okay, I didn't expect the guest officer to look at the noodles, and he is still a regular customer of our Zuixian Pavilion." Probably the signature dishes are all pre-made things, and the waiter in the shop got a generous reward, so he quickly brought the food come up.None of the guests who came earlier protested, it seemed that there was such a rule in the Drunken Immortal Building.

Before going out, Lu Shaoyu was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back. Although he was excited for a while because of the novelty on the street, now that the excitement is over, he is naturally even hungrier.As soon as the waiter in the shop brought up the shortbread, he gobbled it up, not remembering what Zilongjun said just now.

The top-quality Zhuyeqing tastes elegant and has a long aftertaste. Lu Shaoyu tidied up most of the dishes on the table and tasted the ancient fine wine on a whim.As a modern otaku who has never been in any formal social occasions, drinking is an unattainable dream.

Therefore, even though Zhuyeqing was not a strong alcoholic drink, Lu Shaoyu passed out after only drinking a small cup.Lu Shaoyu dazedly put the white porcelain wine glass on his reddened cheeks, and his voice became a little soft: "Mr. Zilong, I really didn't expect you to be the biggest local tyrant in this era. I didn't expect me to Not only can I be friends with local tyrants in my life, but I can also experience the exhilaration of spending money like water as a lifelong partner. Thank you so much!! I can meet you in my life after 20 years of labor and capital, but I am very happy It is clear that fate is a crazy bitch, whenever labor and management relax a little, he can't wait to rush out from the corner of the shadow and give labor and management two big slaps.

Even if I know that you are all men who want to overwhelm me, I still like all of you, but no matter how excited my heart is, I like you all.One day I will still leave this world, no matter if I was somehow killed by the system, or my character exploded and I completed all the tasks and returned to my era, there will always be an unbreakable dimensional barrier between me and you.How to fall in love with different dimensions?If the lovely younger sister knew that her elder brother fell in love with a group of Two-dimensional characters, she would definitely be sad, maybe she would cry in a minute and her big weird eyes would turn red.So even if I miss you all and want to die immediately, I will grit my teeth and say nothing.Because whether it's Yide or you, I'm destined not to take either of them away! !As soon as I think of this kind of setting, I am so abused that I can’t sleep at all, because I don’t even know when I will be separated from you. Before I closed my eyes, I was still pinching the muscles on Yi Dejun’s arm. Why? When he woke up, he became a magic pet stored in a weird space? "

Time travel is such a high-end and high-end thing in countless novels, but I understood it from the first second when I traveled to this world. To put it bluntly, it is nothing more than an exchange of equivalent value by buying and selling, nothing more. big deal.When I was crazily enjoying Jack Su's halo and system spoilers, I was also ravaged/ravaged/and ridiculed by the four characters all the time.

No matter how hard I try, how many cute masters and how many likes there are behind each work, it will never change the fact that I can live with my sister. My sister is married, and I can just find a similar girl to live a life full of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.However, after this malicious time travel, I finally woke up completely. Fate, the bastard who killed thousands of swords, would never let me go if he didn't play me over and over again.

In this weird time and space, I was forced to follow the system prompts to attack different people again and again, and to be separated from them heartbreakingly again and again. This endless loop from heaven to hell is the most high-end torture. people skills.Even if labor and capital now have nothing but my sister, that bastard who sits high on the throne can let me know clearly that life will always be worse, not worst.

So Zilong, if you really like me, you can kill me with your own hands.

Mr. Zilong's hearing is amazing, even if Lu Shaoyu's voice was a little intermittent during his chatter, he could still engrave these words into his mind verbatim.From the very beginning, Zilong was indeed jealous of Lu Shaoyu, because the whole world he was in, even if it was false, existed because of him.Such a person who can get the whole world without any effort is indeed easy to be hated by others, so after discovering that Lu Shaoyu was drunk, Zi Longjun just sat at the table with a blank face and let him make a fool of himself.However, as Lu Shaoyu spoke more and more, and the speed of his speech became faster and faster, Zilong Jun was stung by these words.

Because no one knows better than him the pain of being lost at a young age.In this era, Zilongjun, the only son, had a very miserable life experience. When he was less than ten years old, his hometown Changshan was burned down by the war due to the conquest of the noble clan.Even their parents died together, and children less than ten years old tasted wild vegetables and stones from other children, and were even caught and whipped for stealing.

So he had long since lost his expectations for this world, and even though he was accepted by the wandering half-immortal Yu Ji because of his strange bones, he still couldn't change his outlook on this world.Yu Jiben was a cultivator of the Tao, and he would never accept apprentices if it wasn't for fulfilling his teacher's will. Therefore, when Zilongjun was learning martial arts, he was forced to serve his master with tea and water to wash the quilt. It couldn't be more tragic to be a punching bag for the master.

Although Lu Shaoyu was drunk and his eyes were out of focus, the sadness on his face had long overflowed unconsciously, and Zilong could empathize with such sadness.The feeling of being innocent and abandoned by the whole world is not good at all, because when you are happy, no one will laugh with you, and when you are sad, no one will accompany you to drink, and even being alive cannot cause any waves.

After leaving the teacher, Zilong became an assassin without hesitation.He wants to use the blood and lives of countless people to prove that he has also struggled hard in this world, but soon his proof that he tried his best was forced to become a funny joke.The princes separated their regimes, and wars broke out everywhere.Killing or being killed also becomes trivial, since no one has any other alternatives to these two ways of living.

Even if a general or counselor mentioned Zilong inadvertently, at most he would praise him as a good boy who is loyal and willing to work. As for what he did, no one can tell the reason.After being ignored time and time again, Zilong's fiery heart finally calmed down completely, and all he had left in his life was performing tasks step by step and accumulating wealth.Because he has seen countless people join the camp of dead men for money, so in order to make the so-called masters feel at ease, Zilong also asked them to exchange money for money many times. After many years, saving money finally became his habit.

After his first master, Gongsun Zan, was accidentally defeated and killed, he found a rare joy in his lifeless life - lurking in the enemy's camp, looking for opportunities to assassinate their leaders.What is pleasant to hear is that this goal is difficult and interesting, until he met Lu Shaoyu who told him that he liked him the first time they met.

Zilong, who has lived for 20 years, has no idea what kind of emotion liking is, but the weight of heaven on this person successfully aroused Zilong's interest, so he followed suit and began to act with Lu Shaoyu.Disappointment with the whole world made Zilong understand that he was rejected by the world from the very beginning. This understanding became more and more clear after he got close to Lu Shaoyu. Some of the essence hidden in the soul finally awakened. After 20 years of learning the truth There was a rare smirk on Zilongjun's expressionless face.

Every time he takes possession of Lu Shaoyu's body, there will be a twisted and morbid pleasure/feel running through his body, urging him to get more from someone.This kind of pleasure/feeling just now heard the drunken Lu Shaoyu subconsciously say: "Zilong, if you really like me, please kill me." The soft and vague voice at the back is like some kind of extreme aphrodisiac / aphrodisiac, so that Zilong can't help but want to squirt out after hearing a few broken syllables, even without any touching and kissing.

Zilong Jun stared at Lu Shaoyu's white and thin side face with burning eyes, and couldn't help rubbing his whole body into his arms with such force that Lu Shaoyu was almost crushed.He unconsciously twisted his body in Zilong's arms, repeatedly rubbing the unbearable desire/desire between his legs, and finally heard the man in black groaning contentedly as he expected, and the cloth suddenly became wet.

Lu Shaoyu pressed his face against Zilong's chest to listen to his beating heartbeat, and smiled like an innocent child: "Zilong, the water stains on the clothes are actually blood, right? Everyone in this world deserves to die wrong?"

Zilongjun inserted/inserted his fingers into Lu Shaoyu's soft, broken hair, and gently rubbed it, the expression on his face could be called pampering: "Of course, as long as Shaoyu wishes, I will give you anything. So, you Never leave me, because only I have never deceived you, I will destroy all the existence that makes you suffer, even if it is the law of this world itself. Because I was originally a weapon created to destroy the law, my The name is a virus."

The palm of Zilong's arms around Lu Shaoyu's waist and abdomen silently circulated the true energy in his body, and soon woke up a certain otaku from his drunken state.The strange thing is that even though Lu Shaoyu's behavior is completely out of his control after being drunk, he still clearly remembers every detail after being drunk, whether it is the clear smile on Zilong Junjun's handsome eyebrows, or the drunkenness of his palms. The moist warmth of the heart and spleen.After being stunned for a few seconds, Lu Shaoyu opened his mouth with difficulty and asked back: "Mr. Zilong, did you just say that you are a virus?"

"Yes, it is because I am a virus that I have no resistance to your body with a system. Because I fell in love with your body first, and then fell in love with the man named Lu Shaoyu. Although the process was a bit tortuous, but The ending is unexpectedly happy, I can probably suppress the system that resides on your body for 10 minutes, but before that, I will find a way to keep my body by your side to protect you."

"If there is only one body left, is Zilong still the one I like?" Lu Shaoyu, who has read countless novels on Dianwen Literature. Or time-traveling possession is the most bloody old stalk, okay? It's just that labor and management want to be in love with an empty shell all day long!Just thinking about it makes me cry, it's just stupid.

"No matter what happens to my body, I will always be the one who loves you the most in this world. Because soon our souls will merge into one." Zi Longjun suddenly lowered his head and gently sucked Lu Shaoyu's cold lips and tongue , The depths of his deep eyes like a black pool suddenly emitted bright starlight, which instantly illuminated the souls of the two of them. Strange and gorgeous voice: "Shaoyu, the system is coming back soon. I will hide my soul in your body first, and after you find a way to leave this world, call me back to your body."

"Then what should you do with your body? There is no formalin in this world. How am I supposed to keep your body! I'm not Breaking Bad, let alone a mad scientist!! Even if you want to hide in In the memory space of the system, at least find a safe place to hide the corpse!! Even an undead lich is very afraid of being destroyed by the phylactery! The weather is so hot, maybe he will rot tomorrow !! Zilong, don’t scare me!! I’m really not interested in Binglian at all!!”

"My body will not become a corpse. The body of the lost soul will faithfully execute any orders you give. Because your soul has been dyed with the color that belongs to Zilong." The gorgeous voice came to mind again, And with an unabashedly happy/joyful smile.

Lu Shaoyu was rippling in an instant, what?any order?In this way, wouldn't it be possible for me to overwhelm Zilong Jun smoothly, and also play happily on his beautiful and sexy six-pack abs?Since then, there has been an extra free labor, and the humanoid heater can't be more amazing! !This body cliff is a model of the loyal dog world, this is simply a divine turning point with great epoch-making significance! !

Whether it's master-servant role-playing, or handcuffs and hemp ropes, you can't look forward to it! !More importantly, in this terrifying world where human lives outweigh ants, having a meat shield with a permanent lifespan or something like a part-time bodyguard can't be more comfortable! !I am indeed the winner in life favored by the world! !Destiny, you are such an annoying little fairy, you can't be more skillful in using the skill of hitting a stick and then adding a sweet date! !

"So this is what Shaoyu has been looking forward to? I didn't expect that my body still has so many hidden functions that have not been developed and utilized. I was really popularized by science. I really want to mourn the moral integrity that I was emptied in an instant. But It seems good to be able to share your vision with you to see your promiscuous/promiscuous appearance. But Shaoyu, where is Jiangjiang Literature City? Why do I think this update package of the system seems to hide a lot of conspiracy? Oh, it turns out that the finger There are so many uses that make people blush and heartbeat, but what's the meaning of that below the neck?"

Facing the problems like a cannonball in his brain, all of Lu Shaoyu's brain cells went on strike at the same time.There are only two characters left in my mind, the virus that is updated synchronously is too cruel! !Author, you must be playing with me again, the newspaper office must be cured! !Why give up treatment! !Crazies in Jiangjiang Literature City, even if you don't take medicine, you will never be cute! !There is a kind of fan writing, and there is a kind of you to open the door, bastard! !Believe it or not, people will check the water meter every minute and invite you to drink tea in the bureau?

Lu Shaoyu's frenzied and uninterrupted complaints were finally interrupted by the long-lost system notification sound: "Xinye City fell, and Xuande Jun died in the war. If the player fails the main task, the progress will be cleared after 24 hours. Due to the good behavior of the player and the capture target Sensitivity breaks through the upper limit of numerical values. This game rewards a special guard. The intelligent system detects that the player has failed twice in a row in the same camp. Next week, the game will be transferred to other camps by default and start again. Players are requested to be prepared. System APTX—4869 is dedicated to If you are satisfied with your service, please give a five-star praise, and the complaint hotline is not open yet."

What?There are only 24 hours left for me and Zilong Jun's shell?Do you want to be so miserable! !Having a teammate with a stupid and cute system who has been focusing on pitting the protagonist for 1 years is simply a dark life!

The author has something to say: This chapter has been changed twice, but I am still not satisfied.A certain piece of trash who can't write has already fainted in the toilet! !