[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Hey, Zilong, looking at this desire for labor and capital/burning your body, why is your black belly swollen in a happy mood?What does it mean that hot tea cannot purify fire?It sounds like Laozi is a scumbag who only knows how to act in action scenes from morning to night, but it is not! !Is it just that labor and management suddenly lost their composure when they suddenly found out that their own small attack is fine?

What is it about Grandet's sense of sight that he is thinking about the red envelopes he sent out a few years ago?Mr. Zilong, who just gave labor and capital a tall and luxurious carriage, are you really not a human being?Just a moment ago, he was spending money like water and ordering Jiangdong's guards to do things, but he changed his face into an iron cock in a minute, thinking about the gifts and money from his colleagues, what's the matter! !What about Bingshan's facial paralysis and lack of communication skills?What about being cold on the outside and kind on the inside?What kind of trouble is going to happen when Bingshan Gong suddenly turns into a black-bellied and stingy Gong who slaps his face directly! !

What's more, we can't get married at all, okay?Even in the ancient times where the folk customs are tough, there is no precedent for people of the same gender getting married! !Is it really okay to rush to get back the gift money?What about the mutual benefit and mutual assistance colleagues love?Wouldn't it be better if all the assassins made money together?

"I didn't expect that the young master looked at the face and was really a fellow. This thick tea really needs to be drunk to taste the coolness. As the saying goes, meeting is fate. I don't know if the young master will honor the face and sit with us, so we can taste it together. Lesson one or two?" Just as Lu Shaoyu was complaining crazily in his heart with a paralyzed face, suddenly a white-faced scholar in a royal blue jumper came towards them holding a folding fan, and made a shallow bow to Lu Shaoyu. .

Lu Shaoyu was instantly stunned, motherfucker!Is this the legendary halo of the protagonist?It's just an accidental gaffe, but it can be twisted into an adventure by the luck of heaven, it's too fake, okay?What's even more sad is that even though labor and management knew that the opportunity was rare, they could only reluctantly give up, because the only golden finger of labor and management, the stupid and cute pig teammate Mr. System, is still charging!It’s not the 160-[-]-day ultra-long standby version of the copycat version of the rice smart phone brought home by [-]. It takes several months on a single charge. Isn’t it really a chance to do bad things?It is enough to have a cruel, capricious and unreasonable system as a cheat! !

Seeing that Lu Shaoyu didn't reply for a long time, Mr. Zilong simply dismissed the blue-clothed scribe in a cold voice.The friends who were at the same table with him saw that he came back alone, but they still looked worried, and they naturally understood that they were being bullied.Those with a bad temper couldn't bear it immediately, and jumped up and shouted: "Lian Qing is also from one of the most famous families in Luoyang, so it's fine if you don't accept such an invitation, why do you still mock him with sneering words? Your Excellency is acting Don’t have a bit of literati’s self-cultivation? Could it be a vulgar businessman who suddenly came out of some valley to meet the market?”

Lu Shaoyu was furious at missing the chance that he had finally obtained because of the absence of the system, and when he heard someone rushing up to hit the wall, he immediately spewed out an unknown fire in his chest: "A gentleman behaves as lightly as water, gentle and humble How can we be so indiscriminate? We just met by chance, and you have to force others to invite people to the same table. Do you know what shame is? Even if you are a prostitute in a brothel, I am afraid that you will not treat strangers when you meet for the first time. Shall I give you a hug?"

"Zhuzi, it's fine if you don't know the etiquette. It's understandable for young people to be impetuous. Why do you have to argue so much that such an elegant thing as drinking tea and talking freely is on the same level as those low/working prostitutes?" He said in blue. The old man who was seated with the scribes was not annoyed by Lu Shaoyu's sophistry, and held up his teacup and said something indifferent.Zilong Jun immediately snorted coldly with extreme disdain: "Extremely pedantic!"

"Can't Zilong see that these sour scholars are just here to curry favor with you because of your wealth? Pretending to be noble and looking down on women in the world, maybe he can't even match the talents and wisdom of those women in the world. You know Dong Zhuo When the power was in power, if the diva Diaochan hadn’t used the beauty trick to separate him from Lu Bu, maybe these poor literati would have been beheaded by the tyrannical Grand Master Dong long ago.”

The old man was robbed of white by Lu Shaoyu for a while, and his face suddenly became a little uncomfortable, his skin like a dead tree alternated with green and white.When even angrily threw the cup in his hand to the ground, soon a burly man led dozens of soldiers rushed in: "What orders does Master Li have?"

"Go and arrest those two ignorant rioters by the window. This old man will teach them how to behave themselves."

Before the old man finished speaking, the teacup thrown by Zilong Jun flew into the air and hit the wall hard, but he lost his breath after a while.The left foot that the flesh-faced man had just raised dropped heavily again, and hurriedly led his soldiers out of the teahouse.

"I haven't seen you for many years, but Elder Jun's temper is getting better and better, and he can tolerate these bullying bastards dangling under his nose." Zilong raised his hand, and the celadon cup that was the murder weapon flew back intact There was no expression on the palm of his hand, as if he just crushed an ant to death with his fingers.

"Zilong was joking. Since the business is naturally to open the door to welcome customers, how can there be any reason to be picky about customers? It is surprising that the famous Yinlong is tamed by a bastard with a sharp tongue." He has been standing quietly behind the counter and fiddled. The old man in the blue shirt with the abacus suddenly opened his mouth to respond to Zilong's endless words, and it was obvious that he was the Elder Jun that Zilong was talking about.

"Loving someone is naturally willing to accommodate everything about him. What's more, sometimes eloquent teeth may not be a kind of passion/interest. Elder Jun is familiar with Feng/Yuepu, and he should remember that there is a person on the Feng/Yue Sword who only uses his voice to seduce people. Name/vessel Furong hook." Zilongjun suddenly turned his palm and sucked the teapot in Lu Shaoyu's arms, and even licked the spout of the teapot where Lu Shaoyu had just drunk tea with his tongue in a very erotic way.

"It turns out that Mr. Zilong came here because he took a liking to the old man's tricks in the room? You and I have been in the Assassin Building for many years, and you and I have a half-teacher friendship, but it's just some low-level tricks. If Zilong likes it, just take it." The old man in green shirt took out a thin booklet from his arms, threw it away and threw it in front of Lu Shaoyu.

The remaining strong wind turned several pages of the book, and it happened to stop on an elegant ink painting. Next to the painting, there was an inscription in orthodox lower script: "The rider/rider must turn upside down. The chrysanthemum is placed on top of the gods, with the strength of the waist and abdomen as the foundation, and the joy of bliss can be achieved only by going back and forth several times.

Lu Shaoyu's mind exploded, and he hurriedly stuffed the shameless booklet into his arms.Seeing this, Zilong couldn't help laughing: "Elder Jun's cheats are really powerful. Shaoyu just glanced at them and liked them so much. He deserves to be the long-established senior of the Assassin Building, and the younger generation admires them."

"Zilong praised me, just now a pot of clear tea named Fuyun is a rare good tea in the smog forest of Huangshan Mountain, but those bastards are really ignorant, it is really ridiculous to treat such a famous tea as a rough tea. "Zilong nodded noncommittally, and threw a few pieces of gold leaves on the counter between his fingertips, then brushed the hem of his clothes smartly and led Lu Shaoyu to get up and leave.

The temple fair on the streets of Luoyang was obviously more lively than before. The novel and bold performances of jugglers with unique skills soon made the crowd gather together screaming. , There are also those who are naked and boiled in a pan with deep internal strength.No matter which one it was, Lu Shaoyu couldn't take his eyes off it, and even Zilong Jun was ignored for a while.

Zilongjun yelled a few times but couldn't bring Lu Shaoyu back to his senses, so he simply held his face and pressed his burning lips to it.Although the surroundings were surrounded by countless spectators, no one noticed that there were two people kissing deeply in the shadow of the crowd.Lu Shaoyu was trembling all over, following Zilong's movements, rolling up and down in the huge waves of desire, even his toes were trembling happily.I don’t know if it’s the relationship between looking at a certain ink painting by accident, but Lu Shaoyu suddenly had an urge to press Zilongjun under him/under him and do whatever he wants. Once this strange urge is produced, it’s like a prairie fire. The reason that devoured Lu Shaoyu's deep soul made him unconsciously lock his arms heavily on Zilongjun's neck with such force that even Zilong, who was as strong as Zilong, could feel the slight pain.

With Zilong's sharp eyesight, he also saw the ink painting spread out on the table, and he wondered if Elder Jun chose such a pose that neither of them had ever tried on purpose.Lu Shaoyu's unexpected and fierce response made the kiss that was originally just Zilong's whim was prolonged and deepened by the two people who were intertwined, and finally wiped out their remaining rationality with the momentum of sparks.

At the lively temple fair, there was a ghostly figure sliding rapidly on the eaves and corners of the house. There was a small head hanging down next to the cold man's ears, speaking carefully enough to make most people blush.Seeing such a rare and warm scene, the moonlight in Luoyang seemed to be softer, turning into strands of gauze and covering the two of them, as if telling the two mysterious people flying over the eaves that even the cold Moonlight occasionally looks forward to some unspeakable beauty, after all, there are some beauty that even the dreamy new moon can't refuse.

The author has something to say: Oh, why did the iceberg facial paralysis that was promised become like this, as if something was broken, repeated countless times, it was really scary.