[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Lu Shaoyu is a sports waste. As a typical game geek, Lu Shaoyu's motor reflex arc is very long, and in layman's terms, he is unresponsive.However, no matter how dull he is, he is still a youthful and sunny boy, and it is not uncommon for him to suddenly fall down while walking, even if he is not walking on the crosswalk of a modern city but on an ancient crosswalk.

Fortunately, Zilong Jun walked in such a hurry that he failed to notice Lu Shaoyu's contrived acting skills at the first time.It's just that in the quiet early morning, I suddenly heard the sound of flesh/body plopping on the ground, and I turned my head in surprise.I saw Lu Shaoyu grinning his teeth and throwing himself on the path full of gravel with a desolate face. There was a lot of dust on the blue sleeves of his body, and the original fine embroidery on the cuffs could not be seen clearly.

Zilong was stunned for a while, then turned around and pulled Lu Shaoyu up from the ground: "Why did the military division suddenly fall to the ground?"

"It was still dark, and Mr. Zilong walked too fast. I chased him a little too fast, so I fell down." Lu Shaoyu frowned and read out the system prompt, but the little man in his heart raised his middle finger in his head angrily.Damn!Stupid and cute system, do you dare to lower your IQ?This kind of flopping scene commonly used by vicious female supporting roles and cannon fodder in urban romance novels will break through the lower limit and appear in the ancient world, can't you be more idiot?Isn't the correct way to attack Bingshan with a venomous tongue and words to provoke him, and then fall in love with each other and kill each other again?It feels terrible to be a pig teammate with a system without basic common sense. If you have time, please take a look at the big picture of the homepage of the Green Sleeve Literature Network! !This kind of hypocritical flopping is definitely the rhythm of self-defeating! !

"Why don't you let the military adviser go back? It's bad if you accidentally fall down again, and you can't let the gentleman go to the military meeting covered in dust." Zi Longjun suddenly squatted down in front of Lu Shaoyu without warning, The usual expression on Bingshan's face could be described as gentle.

Lu Shaoyu looked at the straight back in front of him with a look of astonishment, and suddenly felt a little guilty, feeling like the old hag in those fairy tales who deceived kind children, very awkward: "Mr. Are you tired?"

"Shaoyu is not tall and very thin, and doesn't take much effort at all." Lu Shaoyu rarely heard a smile from Zilongjun's undulating tone, and suddenly realized that he must be disgusted.Anyway, he has done such self-defeating things as flopping, and there is nothing to complain about being rejected, so Lu Shaoyu simply let himself hang on Zilongjun's back casually like a rag.

Because he is not yet an adult, Mr. Zilong's back is not as broad and straight as that of Mr. Yide. Instead, it has the unique curves of young people, and it bends into a beautiful arc in front of Lu Shaoyu's eyes, gracefully and without losing strength.Lu Shaoyu pursed his lips and glanced quietly at his shoulder blades from the corner of his eyes, then closed his eyes in frustration and couldn't bear to look any further, the difference between all men is too much.

The morning mist gradually dissipated with the rising sun, and under the golden-red sunlight, Zilong Jun's cold side face was covered with soft light.Zilong, who walked silently facing the rising sun, showed a maturity that did not match his age, which made Lu Shaoyu stunned for a while.He was a bit reluctant to be alone with the two of them in such a quiet and stable way. He felt a little depressed for no reason. Although he knew that the outstanding characters who appeared in front of him one after another were just characters in the Two-dimensional game, he still couldn't help feeling inferior and yearning. , I hope these good times of being pampered in front of me can last longer.

"Hey, Mr. Zilong, why do you follow Mr. Xuande? Apart from practicing martial arts, do you have any other wishes? Have you ever been confused? It must be very hard to be the commander of the scout battalion at such a young age. Before I came here, I was at a loss. I didn’t know what to do next in my life. I didn’t know what else to do besides taking care of my sister. Every day I felt like a puppet without a soul, although the place where I lived It’s very big, but because I can’t go to school, I don’t have many friends.”

"Shaoyu's family was not well-off since he was a child, so he didn't have money to go to school?"

"Actually, our family was fairly well-off at first, but both parents passed away unexpectedly, so we didn't fall down. In desperation, I had to sell calligraphy to make a living and support my sister and me. Although it was very hard at first, I actually got used to writing. It’s just like practicing martial arts, but it’s just repeated every day. After a long time, I lose motivation, and I can no longer feel happy when I only have simple responsibilities.”

"Did Shaoyu worship Mr. Wolong as his teacher in order to find happiness?" The weight of an extra person on his shoulders seemed to have no effect on Mr. Zilong at all.His breathing was steady and his expression was calm, even his walking pace remained unchanged.

"Rather than looking for happiness, it is better to look for the direction of life. When I first came here, Mr. Kong Ming told me that if you want to find the path you want, you must calm down and experience it yourself. I am also an experienced person. But after meeting Zilong, I suddenly don’t want to search hard for any life path, I just hope that I can always be with Mr. Zilong, and a simple and smooth life is enough.”

"As a direct disciple of Mr. Wolong, why doesn't Shaoyu think about being prominent, but instead thinks like an ancient Buddha who doesn't hold on to delusions?"

"Mr. Zilong's words are wrong. Nowadays, there are many princes in the world and they are fighting endlessly. In such a chaotic world, I expect to spend my whole life with the one I love. This is greed and selfishness in itself. How can the six senses of Buddhist disciples be pure?" So greedy? Although Mr. Wolong has the world in mind, doesn’t he also have the selfish desire to help the Han family? It’s just the king who wins and the king loses, and the world’s affairs are just like this, so how can there be any orthodoxy and treachery?”

"Hearing my master's words, it suddenly dawned on me. It turned out that I stayed with Master Xuande all this time because of a greed for revenge. The death of Mr. Gongsun was nothing more than a winner and a loser. Why do you need revenge? I don’t know if my husband would like to follow Zilong to roam the world and enjoy the rivers and lakes? Although the dragon is not talented, he can protect him well with his martial arts. There are flowers in spring, moon in autumn, cool wind in summer and snow in winter. There are beautiful scenery everywhere in the world, Shaoyu If you don't change your original intention, Zilong will definitely show you all the magnificent scenery in this world."

Lu Shaoyu stared blankly at Zilongjun's gentle nape, feeling a little bit of emotion in his heart, and even his voice couldn't help but tremble a little: "With beauty accompanying me, since there are beautiful scenery everywhere, my home is home when I feel at ease. Township. Shaoyu and Zilong will never leave together, and go to hell together.”

"Shaoyu has been taught a lot by Mr. Wolong. Even if he doesn't go back to Xinye, will he go back to Longzhong to say goodbye to his master?" Zilong stopped, and Lu Shaoyu carefully put him down from his back.The black and white eyes fell directly on Lu Shaoyu's face, with a sincere expression.

"Mr. Wolong has always been erratic. Even if he returns to Longzhong, he may not be able to see his true face. Master has a clever plan. If there is an urgent matter, he will definitely send a letter to me. Zilong doesn't have to worry about it."

"Since that's the case, Shaoyu will belong to me alone from now on?" Zilong's stern face rarely showed excitement, and his straightforward words made Lu Shaoyu a little shy, but he still nodded emphatically.Zilong wrapped his arms around him again, hugged Lu Shaoyu tightly in his arms again, and flew towards the south at a high speed with the wind blowing on his toes.

Lu Shaoyu buried his face deeply in Zilong's burning chest with peace of mind, and faintly looked forward to it. If Zilongjun's cold and sharp face can also be dyed with the color of desire, he must be earth-shatteringly handsome.Just thinking about it makes my nose bleed, it's a foul!

Zilong Jun's lightness kung fu is very good, and he took Lu Shaoyu far away from Xinye City in less than half an hour.When he came back to his senses, the two of them had already landed in an extremely quiet place, surrounded by steep mountain walls, and occasionally the crisp sounds of birds and insects could be heard among the sparse bamboo forests.

As a modern urbanite who has been poisoned by car exhaust all year round, Lu Shaoyu was instantly absorbed by the scenery in front of him, and even forgot that he was still held in Zilong Jun's arms, with a look of eagerness to try.Zilong was still a little worried that Lu Shaoyu would not like such a remote place, but when he saw the joy that could not be hidden on his face, all the coldness and darkness in his heart softened instantly.

The usual harsh and cold voice was replaced by the young Qingyue: "Shaoyu, this is the place where Master and I lived in seclusion before, do you still like it?"

"Zilong is asking me to meet your master? I don't know what taboos his old man has, so we can avoid it when we meet, so as not to offend his old man." Lu Shaoyu was originally in a happy mood, because he wanted to meet him suddenly. The news from the elders became tense: "Mr. Zilong, I also received a lot of rewards from Xuande for the military strategy last time. Since I came to visit the elders, I should prepare gifts in advance to show respect. Why don't you take me first?" Go to the nearby market to buy something and come back?"

"Master is already in the half-immortal realm. I don't know where he flew to for a long time. Now that I have left the teacher, he will not stay here. The reason why I brought you here is because there are people in the nearby valley. A glimpse of the extremely rare hot spring, even those who don't know martial arts can get a lot of benefits from it." After speaking, Mr. Zilong took Lu Shaoyu's hand and walked towards the mountain path, the fog in the mountain was clear and cold Cool, the delicate warmth was transmitted from the palms of the two to Lu Shaoyu's body, making him feel a little warmer, and even the pace of his feet slowed down a lot.

Zilong turned his head and saw the joy/yue on Lu Shaoyu's cheek, and slowed down in line with his pace. Lu Shaoyu buried his head in walking and didn't pay attention, but bumped into Zilong Jun, the red glow on his face spread from the tips of his ears to his neck Hou: "Zilong, why don't you go?"

"Now Shaoyu exudes a good smell all over his body. I can't wait for the hot spring to want it." Zilong lowered his head and whispered next to Lu Shaoyu's ear, his voice was clear and warm.Even though he was speaking extremely revealing love words, Zilong Junyi still had no expression on his side face, only those deep black eyes darkened a bit.

"Zilong wants it, and I'm willing to do it. It's just the first time. The wilderness is so inconvenient..." Before Lu Shaoyu finished speaking, he was hugged by Zilong again. If his master knew that Zilong had worked hard I don't know how I will feel when the extremely light kung fu I have practiced will be used on the word "urgency/color".