[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Now that he knew that the guide was Zhuge Liang, Lu Shaoyu ran rampant in the woods in the direction instructed by Kong Ming without hesitation.It's a pity that, as a dead house, after an hour of exercise.No matter how excited and anticipating he is in his heart, he can only move forward step by step in a funny little way.

He was really tired from walking, and Lu Shaoyu didn't dare to rest.Because he knew that the reason why he hadn't collapsed now was that he was holding on to his last breath.If he stopped now, he might never be able to move again.Not only his legs and feet were sore and weak, but also his mouth and tongue became thirsty after long-term exercise and sweating.

Lu Shaoyu was holding on to the branches in a panic, and was about to call the system to ask where there was a water source.There was a roar of a wild animal in the depths of the woods.Followed by the soft sound of branches and leaves being crushed by heavy objects.Lu Shaoyu tilted his hands, shook his slender legs, and tried his best to rush towards the open ground.

Damn!Obviously there is a system to guide the way, why do we still encounter beasts.Labor and management don't want to play Dead Ending inexplicably before seeing the target of the attack!Labor and capital are just ordinary third-level disabled game nerds, not special forces, fall!Should this strategy be so cheating!Brother System, are you sure you didn't drink when you marked the direction?

Huh?With Lu Shaoyu's speed, he was naturally chased by the beasts behind him in minutes.But when he turned around, he found that it was just a wild boar, not the beast he expected, and his expression was a little dumbfounded.Then the complaints became more and more cruel: Damn!Even if it is a wild boar that does not eat people, labor and capital will definitely be trampled into meatloaf by the wild boar running wild, okay?Maybe even limbs and limbs will be broken, and they will be thrown on the ground like rags waiting to die. It couldn't be more terrifying! !

According to the urine nature of ordinary games, shouldn't there be a hero, warrior, or knight to save the beauty at this time?Pooh!Labor and capital are iron-blooded and real men, why should they wait to be saved.It must be that the way of thinking is wrong. In a certain novel, at such a time, there will be a younger brother who is subdued by the protagonist's halo and solves all this domineeringly. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?

Bad author, this script is wrong!ah! !Labor and management should not be crushed to death by pigs! !I am definitely not a fan of fairy tales!Huang-Sharp talk is my true love! !The system comes out to save the protagonist! !

"Oh, it's hot pot!" Amidst the sound of wild boars soaring into the air, Lu Shaoyu suddenly heard a cheerful and hearty voice coming from afar.

There was a muffled pop, probably the sound of a sharp instrument piercing flesh.The wild boar struggled a few times, and Lu Shaoyu was instantly overwhelmed and thumped twice under the belly of the dead wild boar with all his strength.

"Yide be careful! There seems to be someone crushed under the wild boar!" A deep and melodious mature male voice stopped Zhang Fei in time to use the Zhangba Snake Spear to wear the wild boar and take it away.

The bulky wild boar was carefully removed.The sunlight was a bit dazzling, but after seeing the cheerful young man with white hair and blue eyes, Lu Shaoyu was stunned in minutes.Give me back my black, long and straight muscular man!How can my big Zhang Fei be a good boy with two missing canine teeth!What about the mighty and mighty Changbanpo?Such a person is unscientific! !

Is it because the world has gone crazy, or have I become a deep well of ice?Did you read the picture album of the characters of the Three Kingdoms when you were in primary school?Do you dare to follow the plot a little bit?Is it really okay to be so out of play?Labor and management will not tell you that the strategy target looks like this is actually very appetizing to me.

fall!The point is wrong!Where's my busty, sexy, big-boobed girl?Why did labor and capital want to attack a man!Did I really not accidentally travel to a brain-dead Taiwan romance drama? !Going to the wrong set is swollen!The same gender is swollen, why fall in love!This crappy system, you must die quickly!

"Please do not slander the system at will. The game progress is currently normal. According to the latest artificial intelligence protection law, players can be banned for one year for continuous slander. Please be careful with your words and deeds to avoid punishment."

Damn!System, why don't you continue to play dead!Now that it's out, let's talk about the strategy!Suddenly, something came out from under the dead boar, isn't it fantastic?Suddenly something is wrong! !fall!Isn't that the point?What should labor and capital say now so that they won't be stabbed to death as a suspicious person! !The era and the style of painting are completely inconsistent. How can I increase my favorability?

White hair and blue eyes, isn't this really a fantasy world full of magic and fighting spirit?You can't afford to hurt a young man named Zhang Fei who wears the image of a *knight!

"I'm sorry, I almost hurt you." The canine-toothed boy touched his head with a simple and honest expression, and said apologetically with a grin.

Damn!When someone says sorry, does the whole face smile like a flower?Or is it that you have facial nerve problems, and you can't make other expressions except laughing!Smirking is a disease, and it needs to be cured!Boy, why did you give up treatment?Or is it that the target that labor and management want to attack is actually just as stupid and cute as the system?

"Players, please don't overdo it, the plot characters are about to appear. Please take it seriously and don't act without authorization, so as not to cause irreversible plot collapse."

Lu Shaoyu repeated dully: "Irreversible plot collapse?"

Damn!Are you kidding me, *system!The target of the strategy is a man, already let the plot run wild like a wild horse, okay?Or is labor and management going to throw themselves into the arms of this blue-eyed dog-toothed boy and happily save the scene?fall! !This is really a god unfolding who doesn’t like (bearable) (hear) (hear) (happy to see) (see)! !You can't afford to hurt a hard-working young man who has never been in love with a man!

"Yide, what's the matter? Did you let the wild boar escape?" The mature male voice full of magnetism interrupted Lu Shaoyu's mental complaint again.But Zhang Fei answered quickly this time: "How could the hot pot escape from my hands? It was just a word with the stranger under the wild boar."

What is a "stranger", bastard!Laozi is the greatest player and protagonist in the entire game!Stranger, your sister!You stupid, blind-eyed idiot!Believe it or not, labor and management will overthrow you in minutes!I have the strategy cheats that come with the system!

"Suspicious person?" A handsome boy with sculpted eyebrows walked over quickly.

The blue-eyed Zhang Fei of the canine-toothed boy pointed at Lu Shaoyu: "Second brother, this guy jumped out from under the wild boar."

Bastards don't keep repeating the following word! !There is no relationship between labor and capital and wild boar half a dime!Young man, does your family know that you are so heavy-spoken?You can't afford to be hurt when you meet a stupid and cute unconscious scum! ! !

It wasn't until the sunlight in front of him was covered by a tall figure that Lu Shaoyu stopped the crazy rants in his head and raised his head.However, as soon as he raised his head, his thoughts that had just been pulled back to the topic were trampled by a grass mud horse running wildly on the savannah, and became frenzied again.

Damn!Give me back my bearded and red-faced Grand Duke Guan! !How can my Guan Yu be a little beauty with an oval face and long gray-green hair! !Is the thunder rolling?What kind of a wonderful aesthetic fandom world is this!The graceful knuckles of this slender neck! !Isn't he really the handsome boy in the romance drama?You can't afford to hurt Guan Yunchang, who is wearing a monstrous shell! !

There is also a light purple girlish silk thread hanging from the cuffs embroidered with emerald green cloud patterns.Guan Yu, you must have been pierced by the sissy soul.Is it really okay to wear such ladylike clothes with a relaxed face?This flimsy little leather armor, what do you think of it? It’s a sex-interest device in an action movie in an island country!Yibo Yuntian Guan Yunchang You must have been spoiled by an unscrupulous game production team! !

What the hell is going on with those *little eyes and the shrewd abstinence queen style! ! !It is impossible for Wu Sheng Guan Yu to be so slender! !Didn't the painter's hand shake this Xiaoman-waist that was grasped so gracefully! ! !

Just when Lu Shaoyu was thinking about it, Guan Yu, who had a broken personality, leaned down and asked in a slightly doubtful tone: "What's the matter with you?"

Lu Shaoyu was so stimulated by this cheating character design that he couldn't mechanically read out the prompt given by the system: "Someone in the forest asked me to stop Mr. Xuande on this road, claiming to be Kong Ming's emissary."

"Mr. Wolong's emissary?" A heroic and stalwart man heard the words and came over.

Lu Shaoyu breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and stared at the only strong man who fit the historical image of the Three Kingdoms.

The nerd who has been brainwashed by the broken game worldview urgently needs to wash his eyes! !

Short black straight hair, broad shoulders and long, inverted triangle legs.Is this the normal figure of a general of the Three Kingdoms?Sissy and Er Que are too much.Lu Shaoyu eagerly approached this healthy general in light armor, carefully observed his sharp facial features, and finally completely relaxed.I finally saw a character design that has not collapsed. This world is not hopeless yet, is it?

"Mr. Wolong's emissary?" Seeing that Lu Shaoyu was staring blankly at him without answering, Liu Bei couldn't help but slow down and ask again. Lu Shaoyu finally remembered the plot belatedly.

A little stupidly asked: "Are you Mr. Xuande?"

"I am Xuande." The words are positive and round, the voice is clear and clear, and the ancient rhyme is bold.

Lu Shaoyu nodded again and again, this is the orthodox image of a military general of the Three Kingdoms, and he finally has a conscience in the industry! !The otaku's personality is very normal, and even Liu Bei, who is particularly in line with his aesthetics, is so fond of Liu Bei, and even spontaneously forgets his original hobby of straight men who like big-boob girls.

"These two are my brothers, the one in black is called Yunchang, and the big one is called Yide."

I know I know! !The stupid and cute otaku Lu Shaoyu is very excited inside, isn't he just the legendary three-knot in the woods?Anyone who has watched The Romance of the Three Kingdoms knows it?Labor and capital are not illiterate, but suddenly something is wrong?Fall, that's not the point! !The key point is how to quickly increase Liu Bei's favorability, if you can't find the point, you are so anxious! !

Wang Guanyu, who is forbidden by beauty, and Zhang Fei, who is stupid and cute, is not my type at all, okay?Someone like Liu Xuande who can see the essence of a loyal dog at a glance is the best target to attack! ! !The character design is broken, the failed products of the play, get out of here! !

The otaku was very excited, and he took a few steps closer to Liu Bei and shouted, "My name is Lu Shaoyu."