[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Lu Shaoyu walked through the corridor of the inner courtyard holding the water glass.Guan Yunchang's room was brightly lit with candles, and it was extraordinarily warm in the dark night. Lu Shaoyu smiled lightly and stepped into the warm light in front of him. It seemed that no matter where he was, Xuande's figure, appearance and tiny movements were soothing to the heart. magic.

Lu Shaoyu silently felt a little shy, maybe it was just a glance that missed his life.Wait, think about it this way, why does it seem that the real/tall, rich and handsome/current city lord/full of skills/Xuan Dejun is more suitable for the setting of the golden finger and the protagonist's halo in various novels?What about being crazy, handsome, domineering, and cool?What about Sai Gao, the protagonist who comes with the omnipotent and omnipotent strategy cheat?Stupid script, dare to follow the plot carefully! !

Enough of the stupid and cute system that crashes every time the player is at a low point! ! !What about Zhang Yide, the bright, violent, canine-toothed good boy Zhang Yide?Is it really okay to just watch me fall into the arms of true love (not) and distort the main plot?As soon as Lu Shaoyu walked into the room with a paralyzed face, he saw Liu Xuande lying on a long table with his body in a rather indecent posture - with his round buttocks facing the direction of the door.

Damn! !Isn't this really a collapse of human settings?Everyone loves and loves a good city master who turns into a lewd/cheesy/little seducer in minutes, it's crazy! !How could my family's loyal dog be so shameless, taking advantage of the dead of night in the room alone to get high! !Isn't it true that the ultra-high force value is used to try out various difficult and difficult postures?New owner of the city, why are you so empty in the middle of the night?

"Mr. Xuande... what are you doing?" Even if a certain otaku has already mastered the skill of fine-grained complaints, he suddenly saw Xuande-jun lying prone on the long table in this posture, but he still couldn't adjust for a while. Tongue is a little knotted.

"I'm thinking about something, I just make up some gadgets." Hearing the voice, Xuande Jun turned around and smiled affectionately at Lu Shaoyu (not). Put the things we just made into Lu Shaoyu's palm: "This is a small decoration on the military flag."

Damn! !City Lord, you are so ingenious, do the people and soldiers know?On the Reasonable Distribution of Skill Points of Shiquan City Lords! !

Decorate the military flags on the battlefield so beautifully, won't the painting style conflict?Even if it is Christmas, the military flag is not a Christmas tree, is it?ah! !The point of complaining is wrong, fall!The most curious thing is, isn’t the skill of weaving handicrafts the exclusive skill of the ingenious grassroots maid/reserved and gentle lady/lonely and empty official wife/etc.

The majestic city lord is actually a plush control, playing with wool balls on the military strategy map in the middle of the night, how embarrassing it is to be seen by others!

But at this time, besides saying that it looks good, what else can labor and management say?This cheating game is full of gods everywhere, if it weren't for high-end professional (not) text adventure game players like Laozi, they would have been ruined long ago, okay?Every time God unfolds the system gentleman, he is pretending to be dead, shrinking the medicine gentleman, labor and management really want to look at you! !

"Xuande-jun, actually, I think I was too hasty just now regarding the matter of assistants." Trying to get rid of the messy images in his mind, Lu Shaoyu cautiously opened his mouth to test Xuande's intentions.After all, no matter how independent he is in reality, he will inevitably panic and be confused when he suddenly travels to a game he knows nothing about.

Maybe Lu Shaoyu was also panicked and confused when his parents just passed away due to an accident.It's just that all of this was forcibly suppressed because of the existence of his younger sister.But now, when he is in a completely unfamiliar environment and has no younger sister to comfort and protect, Lu Shaoyu also instinctively wants to approach and rely on Liu Xuande, a mature, steady yet gentle character.So after experiencing the difficult reconstruction of the Three Views (not), he took the initiative to choose the first step forward after crossing.

"You don't need to worry too much about Yun Chang's words. Although you look better than before, you don't need to come here because you care about what happened just now. After all, you are from a foreign country, and you may not be used to the weather here. You should go back and rest quickly. Let's go." Xuande Jun crossed his arms and moved closer to Lu Shaoyu for a few steps to observe his complexion carefully. When he spoke, the hot air from his mouth and nose sprayed onto his cheeks.

Lu Shaoyu's ears turned red and he blurted out: "Actually, it's because I'm a little cold sleeping alone in the room. I wonder if Mr. Xuande can sleep with me?"

As soon as Lu Shaoyu finished speaking, there was a dead silence in the huge room.Lu Shaoyu opened his mouth halfway and was very puzzled—as a gaming geek who always put on a paralyzed shell and desperately wanted to save face, how could labor and capital be so hungry and thirsty? The labor and capital must have been possessed by aliens in the moment just now.Why don't you admit that I'm actually moved?This feeling of being pampered and tolerated without principle is really wonderful! !

Xuande Jun sighed softly, his voice was still very gentle: "I can't help it, I'll just go to your room."

Labor and management are taking the initiative to hook up, right? It's dating! !In the ancient society where condoms without lubricants were pure, how could the same sex go to bed! !Without beer and fried chicken, there is no atmosphere at all! !

Laozi's delicate/tender little chrysanthemum is already aching! !Suddenly so irritable, as a three-good city lord loved by everyone, Liu Xuande, what is your integrity and lower limit?Be careful! !Is it really okay to agree to hand over your strong body so readily?What about Adou?Will labor and capital really not become sinners of history if this continues?Will the allusion of Le Bu Si Shu be lost because of this? !Sudden panic, the self-defeating system seeks comfort and help! !

Ding!The player chooses the wrong side plot.Please follow the strategy to remedy as soon as possible!Otherwise, unpredictable plot collapse will occur. Players are requested to be cautious to avoid failure penalties.

What?Why are there so many dialogues in this rescue?Mr. System, are you sure that players who break the plot will be punished?What about the unlimited file reading cheat?What about the glory of the time traveler?The plot is wrong! !You are a fool with a 1-year stupid and cute system of focusing on overlord clauses. You must have been ruined by the legal counsel of Jiangjiang Literature City in advance! !

"Shaoyu, what's the matter with you? Are you still not feeling well? Let's go back to the room together." Seeing that Lu Shaoyu hadn't moved for a while, Xuande asked with some doubts.

"Actually, Mr. Xuande, I have something to ask you." Lu Shaoyu didn't dare to take the risk of trying any punishment for failure when he heard the system prompt, so he could only read out the written dialogue according to the strategy: "Is there a man named Yuan Rang (Xiahoudun's expression)?" ) people want to attack here?"

"Where did you hear that?" Xuande's eyes darkened, and his tone became serious in vain.

Damn! !System, you are playing me again, you are indeed playing me.Labor and management can't say that they have always had a stupid cheating system in their minds.Mr. System, you must be blind and missed countless lines! !With such a big loophole suddenly appearing, what kind of mellow and happy lying is needed to save the situation! !

I lie every day when I see true love. Will labor and management really not become obsessive-compulsive in lying?This is a rhythm that can't be stopped once you open your mouth! !Laozi took another arrow in the knee, and was suddenly covered in malice from the whole world! !Could it be that other than chopping hands, the only way to prove your innocence is to hand over the little daisies of labor and capital?

"Actually, I was restless last night. I dreamed that a man named Yuan Rang was about to attack." Laozi is the savior of the real protagonist, and he was foretelled by the main god in advance. The plot must be like this.Since the system strategy is completely unreliable, labor and management can only rely on their own efforts! !Although this excuse is a bit of a novelty, it will not be worse than having sex with a loyal dog immediately on the bed without lubrication. As a chick, it will definitely break down later, okay? Thinking about it, life is dark! ! !You can't afford to hurt the ancient times without toilets! !

"Could it be possible that you can still predict it?" Liu Xuande who had the halo of the Holy Father triggered again did not doubt this ridiculous excuse at all, and Lu Shaoyu felt very proud in an instant.How else can I say that men who fall in love have negative IQs?Obviously, Mr. Xuande, who is full of skills, already loves labor and capital to the bone! !

Otherwise, why would the logic die every minute! !I am sorry for the loyal dog who is destined not to get a response! !If the first episode can be successfully concluded, labor and management will definitely fall into your strong and warm embrace every minute! !Before that, you must be patient, and you must not destroy the world or anything.Of course, the sincerity of labor and capital is actually given to you from the very beginning, so even if you can't bear to suddenly propose somewhere to have sex, as long as there is gentle foreplay, it is still worth looking forward to! ! !

However, this kind of unprepared and hasty action must not be taken, even if it is a happy/happy event, careful preparation is required! !That's right, as a thoroughly modern person, labor and capital are so hypocritical! !So Lu Shaoyu changed the subject without any pressure: "Since Xuande Jun also thinks that this dream is a foreknowledge, is the city okay? What if Yuan Rang calls suddenly?"

"Actually, we are preparing for the attack. This time, Mengde's action was unexpectedly slow. Although it is regrettable that we did not get Mr. Wolong's assistance, we also have other backups on our side. Anyway, we can I can only try my best to defend." For a moment, Xuande Jun's expression was a little downcast, but it was quickly covered by his hearty voice, and Lu Shaoyu didn't know whether the fleeting haze on Xuande Jun's face just now was his own illusion.

"Speaking of which, when Shaoyu said Yuan Rang's name just now, I thought you had seen through everything." Xuande Jun said such words as a matter of course, as if Lu Shaoyu, who was just an ordinary nerd, was instantly overwhelmed. Like Zhuge Kongming, the anticipation in his eyes is not false: "Because before you came, I was just thinking about what to do with Xinye and Jingzhou if Cao Mengde, who controls the entire north, forcibly increases his troops by virtue of the gap in strength. Okay? You mentioned the matter of Yuan Rang as soon as you opened your mouth. If it was really just a coincidence, it must be a bit of a coincidence."

"Hahaha, dreaming or something is not scientific at all. I chatted with the maids in the city just now, and they seemed to trust Xuande Lord very much. If the difference in troop strength is too large, is it possible that only forced The method of conscription?" Lu Shaoyu didn't know how to respond to Xuande Jun's expectations of his wisdom and strategy, so he could only echo a few words indiscriminately, intending to perfunctory the topic, and hurried back to sleep.

"If you want to recruit soldiers, what method will you use?" Surprisingly, Xuande Jun thought carefully about Lu Shaoyu's suggestion, and even asked further.

"Shouldn't conscription be just designating the number of people in the village as a unit, and have them gather in the city to join the battle within the specified time limit?" It couldn't be easier to catch strong men, right?Judging from the high popularity that even a maid can be fascinated by you (not), this kind of call should not be too simple! ! !

It is precisely because of this that labor and management especially hate idols, okay?Don't be too jealous that you can mobilize your fan base to score points in minutes! !It is because there are so many cheating popular players that labor and management have not been able to make it to the monthly list on the front page, okay? !You don't understand the bitterness of little transparency! !Tall, rich and handsome, a city lord worshiped by all the people, a loyal dog with no sense of scum, get the hell out of here! !

"So that's the case. Is it a mass army system for all the people?" Liu Xuande folded his arms on his chest, with an unexpectedly serious expression: "But Shaoyu's strategy cannot be implemented without knowing the certain number of households, right?"

Damn! !You can't afford to hurt the ancient times without a household registration book! ! !My Great Heavenly Dynasty is already the Nth census, okay?Dare to be a little behind! !There is no market for smugglers and stowaways! !Maybe Yun Changmei, who is really a mafia aura, is hiding her face and crying in some corner right now.Don't be too scary about the brutal logic of chopping your hands as soon as you open your mouth! !

"Because of the war, the number of refugees flowed too much. Do you think about making a more accurate record again? But let's not talk about the number. Conscripting people into soldiers, although it is not clear whether there is still time for training, but it is better than Do nothing to be strong. Shaoyu, you really deserve to be the apprentice of Mr. Wolong, you can come up with this kind of strategy. Although I said earlier that I can wait for you, I still want you right now."

Lu Shaoyu silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood.Young man, although I know that your words have absolutely no implication or implication, but don’t you know that the language of our Great Heavenly Dynasty is broad and profound, and that this word is equivalent to a signal of begging/happiness and going to bed in a certain sense! !The feeling of being accidentally hit by the second power of the confession is really the same as the legend, sweet and bitter.One side is the ocean, the other side is the flame! !Especially in the case of punishment, it is impossible for labor and management to agree to you! !The lethality of being accidentally confessed by true love (Dawu) is simply multiplied! !You can't afford to hurt the players who are hurt by the mandatory overlord clause! !

Even though his heart was riddled with sorrow, Lu Shaoyu could only speak duplicity and shake his head with blood dripping from his chest: "Assisting the lord or something, I am completely incapable of doing it with my ability."

"Do you mean that there is no room for consideration?"

Actually not! !Labor and management have always wanted to touch your cute abdominal muscles, so there is no need to think about it! !Begging to be possessed by the supernatural detective of the elementary school student of ten thousand years! !Quickly see through the poor disguise of labor and management and rush forward, labor and management do not want to leave you at all! !

"Although I don't have the consciousness to assist the lord for the time being, if there is anything I can do, I will definitely help!" For example, hugging you and talking about cute love/watching the moon/drinking/bathing together/ Fucking sheets or something, in this world full of gods, as a dead house with flaws in both force and IQ, pure sex is the only capital of labor and capital! !It's easy to be compared to the target of the capture, and tears welled up in my eyes! ! !

Xuande-jun, quickly feel my passionate and sincere crystal heart! ! !How can a superior-subordinate relationship be more attractive than a lover?If there is no interaction, it will definitely be disgusted by readers! ! !

"Of course it won't put you in any danger. I'm glad you have this kind of intention. You can stay in Xinye City for as long as you want." Damn it! ! !Loyal dogs are so anxious, there is no interest/interest!At this time, if it is a strong black-bellied attack or a domineering emperor's attack, they must have rushed to overthrow labor and capital in minutes, okay? ! !She doesn't have any domineering spirit at all, and she's still not the glamorous city lord of Shiquan. I'm so tired that I don't love her! !

However, before the main story unfolds, if I can figure out the correct way to train/teach the loyal dog, maybe I can save it again?Even if it's not a genuine strategy target, touching the abs is not a plot break at all! !Asking for nothing is simply a magic obstacle! !Mr. Xuande, quickly take off your clothes! !Haven't you considered sacrificing hue/phase for temptation?It's a sad decision to waste a full skill point* in vain! !