[System] The way to find a husband
Chapter 1
Ling Feng is a student party member of an ordinary university. He does not have a prominent family background, nor does he have a house full of banknotes.
He is just an orphan no one wants, a student who can only survive by working on his own...
Those teachers all said that he was smart, but Ling Feng just scoffed at this.clever?Smartness can still fall like this, and cleverness can still be injured...
"Ling Feng, do you want to go out to play?" The sudden voice broke the tranquility of the dormitory, but Ling Feng, who was caught in his own thoughts, did not give him an answer.
"Hey! Ling Feng! Wake me up! What are you meditating on there? You won't be thinking about your tattered novel again, will you?"
"Shangguan Xi, don't think that I dare not do anything to you. Let me tell you, you offended me, I wrote you into a novel, and then found a group of people to take you..."
This is Ling Feng's current occupation, an internet writer.Relying on the manuscript fee earned by that pink and the money from his usual part-time job to support himself.
"I believe it! I believe it is not enough. Ling Feng, you can do it, please forgive me. Last time you wrote it like that, it was enough for me to drink a pot. This time forget it, okay, okay Well o(≧v≦)o”
Shangguan Xi hugged Ling Feng after saying "whoosh", and rubbed that cute baby face on Ling Feng's lap, just like a coquettish pet.In this regard, Shangguan Xi said that if he did not do this, he would definitely regret it (tot).
That's right, Ling Feng is a famous writer, specializing in some famous essays.People asked him why he thought of writing *, and he only said three words - for love.When Ling Feng finished speaking, some people around were sighing.But Ling Feng didn't care at all, because these three words were almost nonsense, he didn't care at all ╮(╯▽╰)╭.
But just because he doesn't care doesn't mean others don't care, this sentence caused a lot of waves among his fans.When people ask him if he's part of the gay family, he just shrugs it off and says he's a rotten guy at best.
But Ling Feng was discovered by the school's "* organization" through this incident, so the organization said, from now on, we will organize the name in your novel.So far, the names of the protagonists in each of Ling Feng's articles are celebrities in the school, or people he knows, and after these people are written, there will be a bunch of wolves behind them! !So everyone was afraid of offending Ling Feng, for fear that they would be surrounded by people from the school.
Seeing Shangguan Xi's pitiful and cute look, Ling Feng felt instantly better, and his inspiration for writing came up. The protagonist of this article this time is cute, and Shangguan Xi's appearance... …
"Haha! See where you're going. I just want you to be a passerby. Look at your nervousness and make it look like I'm going to do something to you. Hurry up and play."
"Ling Feng is so kind. I love you so much. I'm going out now. Don't miss me. Bye!" Before Ling Feng could answer, Shangguan Xi hurried away.I completely forgot that even if Ling Feng wants to write, he can still write after he runs away ╮(╯▽╰)╭.
Ling Feng secretly smiled and opened his notebook.Ling Feng in front of people is always happy.He doesn't want to live in this world sadly. He wants to be happy in this world.But today, he was interrupted by Shangguan Xi's arrival for a rare sentimental occasion.So, let's be happy.
Ling Feng turned on the computer and just logged on to QQ, there were piles of chat records, Ye Feng had to read them one by one, there was no way, these were all his loyal fans, don't be serious, I'm sorry for them.
--Hi!Are you there?I came to see you again, little brother Xiaofeng~(≧▽≦)/~.
——⊙﹏⊙, little brother is busy?I can't see it, have you found Xiao Gong?If you find a good old Gong, you have to show it to the big sister, otherwise I am sorry for the cultivation of the big sister~
——Xiao Fengfeng I have already thought of the highest level of h, come and discuss with me~(≧▽≦)/~.
——………
Read down one by one, and then use your own unique answers to reply to those cute fans.Seeing the highest level of that h, Ling Feng couldn't help laughing. The highest state of h?Doesn't it mean that the parts below the neck cannot be described?Wouldn't it be great to directly replace that stuff with an indescribable part below the neck?
Ling Feng silently praised his idea, and then changed his plan to write what he got stuck——h.That's right, Ye Feng just got stuck with h. It stands to reason that Ye Feng, as a pink-level writer, should have no problem with h, but the h he wrote is either too rigid or too fake.Just in time for the mopping up period, Ye Feng thought he didn't need to write h, but those fans kept saying that he owed them too much h, so he had to make up a chapter!
In fact, those fans are not the kind of people who don't want to be happy, otherwise, how can they become Ling Feng's fans who write clear water?They just want to see how Ling Feng breaks embarrassment, because even if Ling Feng writes a little meat, he will become very cute, and Ling Feng will not refuse them to start a group video, so is this a picture of a beauty o( ≧v≦) o.
Ling Feng thought about it, and finally decided to read a high-h meat article first!Although he doesn't like to write meat articles, but he loves to read meat articles!Moreover, he can learn a lot from meat essays, so why not do it?
With such an idea, Ling Feng took a bottle of water, put it on the computer desk, and then found the meat text that he had kept for a long time.Fortunately, the article was downloaded at that time, otherwise what should I do if the anti-pornography sweeps them all away?
Ling Feng sat on the bed holding the mouse in one hand and drinking water in the other.Then he stared at the computer screen.
"Ahem!" To a wonderful place!So excited (≧▽≦)/!Seeing the main man entering, Ling Feng was instantly agitated.This big cheat has written thousands of words in just *, so why can't he not be excited when he is about to enter?
As the saying goes, extremes will reverse, and this matter is suitable for any application. "Cough, cough, cough!" Looking at Ling Feng, he coughed. The reason was simple because he accidentally choked on the mineral water due to excitement.
"Ahem! Uh! Uh!" Being choked by the water is not a big deal, the most important thing is that Ling Feng was choked by the water and could barely breathe.He knocked his head against the computer keyboard, trying to spit out the water that was choking in his throat.
Then I didn't know which keyboard of the computer my head hit, a burst of white light suddenly burst out in front of my eyes, and then many pictures appeared in front of my eyes, it felt like the rhythm of simulating death.etc!Simulate the rhythm before death!Is he going to die under the double attack of mineral water and computer, don't!He hasn't lived enough yet!He hasn't written a novel based on Shangguan Xi, and he hasn't fulfilled the promise of those idiot fans (tot).
No matter how Ling Feng cried there, no matter how much he complained there, there was no way to stop him.But what he didn't know was that this was not the light of death, but the light of traversal, simulating the process of death for traversal.From now on, there will be one less Ling Feng in this world, and the corresponding world will have many Ling Feng...
Ling Feng's slightly closed eyes slowly opened, moved his fingers, and pinched his legs fiercely. "Ah! It hurts" Hurt?That means he is not dead!he is alive!This, this feels really good!
Then Ling Feng looked around, it was so green, huh?It seems to be surrounded by trees. "I must be dreaming, I must be, but just now...
"Fuck!" A roar rang straight into the sky, causing the timid creatures around to flee in panic.And Ling Feng over there sat on the ground decadently.So it turned out that the burst of white light just now was to let me go through it?Can I wear it again?
But no matter what he thinks or calls, he can't go back.There is no way, one time travel time and rebirth is enough, and if he does it a few more times, I'm afraid he will get "airsick".
Soon, Ling Feng completely calmed down.There is no way, he himself has written time-travel novels, is time-traveling very popular these days ╮(╯▽╰)╭I can only stay here.Now that he has decided to stay here, he must be fully prepared, and he can't just over it before he has played a lot.
Ling Feng looked around for a while, very good, the environment here is elegant, the air is fresh... Hey, now is not the time to pay attention to this!Yes, his life is more important now.Well, looking at the place, you can tell that it is not modern. In modern times, there is no such good technology that can make a big tree more than ten meters high.That is to say, he may be in the ancient or primitive deep forest o(≧o≦)o!The ancient times are not scary if this is the primitive deep forest...God forgive him, he doesn't want to be with a group of rats, he doesn't want them to be his wife!
Just as Ling Feng was feeling sorry for himself, when his small eyes caught a glimpse, he actually saw a stone cave!God, that is a stone cave!In the past, what appeared in the cave was definitely martial arts cheats!That is something not to be missed!Oh ho ho, such a beautiful thing has been encountered by him, I like my luck~(≧▽≦)/~.
After praising Ling Feng for himself, he walked towards the stone cave, hoping for something beneficial to him...
He is just an orphan no one wants, a student who can only survive by working on his own...
Those teachers all said that he was smart, but Ling Feng just scoffed at this.clever?Smartness can still fall like this, and cleverness can still be injured...
"Ling Feng, do you want to go out to play?" The sudden voice broke the tranquility of the dormitory, but Ling Feng, who was caught in his own thoughts, did not give him an answer.
"Hey! Ling Feng! Wake me up! What are you meditating on there? You won't be thinking about your tattered novel again, will you?"
"Shangguan Xi, don't think that I dare not do anything to you. Let me tell you, you offended me, I wrote you into a novel, and then found a group of people to take you..."
This is Ling Feng's current occupation, an internet writer.Relying on the manuscript fee earned by that pink and the money from his usual part-time job to support himself.
"I believe it! I believe it is not enough. Ling Feng, you can do it, please forgive me. Last time you wrote it like that, it was enough for me to drink a pot. This time forget it, okay, okay Well o(≧v≦)o”
Shangguan Xi hugged Ling Feng after saying "whoosh", and rubbed that cute baby face on Ling Feng's lap, just like a coquettish pet.In this regard, Shangguan Xi said that if he did not do this, he would definitely regret it (tot).
That's right, Ling Feng is a famous writer, specializing in some famous essays.People asked him why he thought of writing *, and he only said three words - for love.When Ling Feng finished speaking, some people around were sighing.But Ling Feng didn't care at all, because these three words were almost nonsense, he didn't care at all ╮(╯▽╰)╭.
But just because he doesn't care doesn't mean others don't care, this sentence caused a lot of waves among his fans.When people ask him if he's part of the gay family, he just shrugs it off and says he's a rotten guy at best.
But Ling Feng was discovered by the school's "* organization" through this incident, so the organization said, from now on, we will organize the name in your novel.So far, the names of the protagonists in each of Ling Feng's articles are celebrities in the school, or people he knows, and after these people are written, there will be a bunch of wolves behind them! !So everyone was afraid of offending Ling Feng, for fear that they would be surrounded by people from the school.
Seeing Shangguan Xi's pitiful and cute look, Ling Feng felt instantly better, and his inspiration for writing came up. The protagonist of this article this time is cute, and Shangguan Xi's appearance... …
"Haha! See where you're going. I just want you to be a passerby. Look at your nervousness and make it look like I'm going to do something to you. Hurry up and play."
"Ling Feng is so kind. I love you so much. I'm going out now. Don't miss me. Bye!" Before Ling Feng could answer, Shangguan Xi hurried away.I completely forgot that even if Ling Feng wants to write, he can still write after he runs away ╮(╯▽╰)╭.
Ling Feng secretly smiled and opened his notebook.Ling Feng in front of people is always happy.He doesn't want to live in this world sadly. He wants to be happy in this world.But today, he was interrupted by Shangguan Xi's arrival for a rare sentimental occasion.So, let's be happy.
Ling Feng turned on the computer and just logged on to QQ, there were piles of chat records, Ye Feng had to read them one by one, there was no way, these were all his loyal fans, don't be serious, I'm sorry for them.
--Hi!Are you there?I came to see you again, little brother Xiaofeng~(≧▽≦)/~.
——⊙﹏⊙, little brother is busy?I can't see it, have you found Xiao Gong?If you find a good old Gong, you have to show it to the big sister, otherwise I am sorry for the cultivation of the big sister~
——Xiao Fengfeng I have already thought of the highest level of h, come and discuss with me~(≧▽≦)/~.
——………
Read down one by one, and then use your own unique answers to reply to those cute fans.Seeing the highest level of that h, Ling Feng couldn't help laughing. The highest state of h?Doesn't it mean that the parts below the neck cannot be described?Wouldn't it be great to directly replace that stuff with an indescribable part below the neck?
Ling Feng silently praised his idea, and then changed his plan to write what he got stuck——h.That's right, Ye Feng just got stuck with h. It stands to reason that Ye Feng, as a pink-level writer, should have no problem with h, but the h he wrote is either too rigid or too fake.Just in time for the mopping up period, Ye Feng thought he didn't need to write h, but those fans kept saying that he owed them too much h, so he had to make up a chapter!
In fact, those fans are not the kind of people who don't want to be happy, otherwise, how can they become Ling Feng's fans who write clear water?They just want to see how Ling Feng breaks embarrassment, because even if Ling Feng writes a little meat, he will become very cute, and Ling Feng will not refuse them to start a group video, so is this a picture of a beauty o( ≧v≦) o.
Ling Feng thought about it, and finally decided to read a high-h meat article first!Although he doesn't like to write meat articles, but he loves to read meat articles!Moreover, he can learn a lot from meat essays, so why not do it?
With such an idea, Ling Feng took a bottle of water, put it on the computer desk, and then found the meat text that he had kept for a long time.Fortunately, the article was downloaded at that time, otherwise what should I do if the anti-pornography sweeps them all away?
Ling Feng sat on the bed holding the mouse in one hand and drinking water in the other.Then he stared at the computer screen.
"Ahem!" To a wonderful place!So excited (≧▽≦)/!Seeing the main man entering, Ling Feng was instantly agitated.This big cheat has written thousands of words in just *, so why can't he not be excited when he is about to enter?
As the saying goes, extremes will reverse, and this matter is suitable for any application. "Cough, cough, cough!" Looking at Ling Feng, he coughed. The reason was simple because he accidentally choked on the mineral water due to excitement.
"Ahem! Uh! Uh!" Being choked by the water is not a big deal, the most important thing is that Ling Feng was choked by the water and could barely breathe.He knocked his head against the computer keyboard, trying to spit out the water that was choking in his throat.
Then I didn't know which keyboard of the computer my head hit, a burst of white light suddenly burst out in front of my eyes, and then many pictures appeared in front of my eyes, it felt like the rhythm of simulating death.etc!Simulate the rhythm before death!Is he going to die under the double attack of mineral water and computer, don't!He hasn't lived enough yet!He hasn't written a novel based on Shangguan Xi, and he hasn't fulfilled the promise of those idiot fans (tot).
No matter how Ling Feng cried there, no matter how much he complained there, there was no way to stop him.But what he didn't know was that this was not the light of death, but the light of traversal, simulating the process of death for traversal.From now on, there will be one less Ling Feng in this world, and the corresponding world will have many Ling Feng...
Ling Feng's slightly closed eyes slowly opened, moved his fingers, and pinched his legs fiercely. "Ah! It hurts" Hurt?That means he is not dead!he is alive!This, this feels really good!
Then Ling Feng looked around, it was so green, huh?It seems to be surrounded by trees. "I must be dreaming, I must be, but just now...
"Fuck!" A roar rang straight into the sky, causing the timid creatures around to flee in panic.And Ling Feng over there sat on the ground decadently.So it turned out that the burst of white light just now was to let me go through it?Can I wear it again?
But no matter what he thinks or calls, he can't go back.There is no way, one time travel time and rebirth is enough, and if he does it a few more times, I'm afraid he will get "airsick".
Soon, Ling Feng completely calmed down.There is no way, he himself has written time-travel novels, is time-traveling very popular these days ╮(╯▽╰)╭I can only stay here.Now that he has decided to stay here, he must be fully prepared, and he can't just over it before he has played a lot.
Ling Feng looked around for a while, very good, the environment here is elegant, the air is fresh... Hey, now is not the time to pay attention to this!Yes, his life is more important now.Well, looking at the place, you can tell that it is not modern. In modern times, there is no such good technology that can make a big tree more than ten meters high.That is to say, he may be in the ancient or primitive deep forest o(≧o≦)o!The ancient times are not scary if this is the primitive deep forest...God forgive him, he doesn't want to be with a group of rats, he doesn't want them to be his wife!
Just as Ling Feng was feeling sorry for himself, when his small eyes caught a glimpse, he actually saw a stone cave!God, that is a stone cave!In the past, what appeared in the cave was definitely martial arts cheats!That is something not to be missed!Oh ho ho, such a beautiful thing has been encountered by him, I like my luck~(≧▽≦)/~.
After praising Ling Feng for himself, he walked towards the stone cave, hoping for something beneficial to him...
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