The girl group's character can't be collapsed

Special Chapter [-]: Robot Rain

1.

Things can't be more clear at this point.

The thing that Qin Mian fantasized countless times during her second year of middle school really fell into her home, but she is neither a goddess nor an angel, but a cold mechanical girl.

"Hi, I'm Artificial Intelligence Type A, codenamed Maoyu, from the future century, if you can't understand, here are the contracts and instructions, which have been printed out using the original technology according to your acceptance."

"It's not that I can't understand..."

Qin Mian tapped his head.

"Miss Artificial Intelligence, do you know Doraemon?"

2.

Qin Mian quickly glanced at the thick manual: "So, my student's student's student's student... sent you here?"

Mao Yu nodded and said, "Yes."

"Because I will become a superhero to save the earth in the future, and there are terminators coming to kill me, so you come from the future to protect me?"

"Because you left behind a lot of pseudo science fiction with childish writing and confusing logic, so..."

"enough."

Qin Mian interrupted her, covering her blushing face.

"Don't tell me the truth."

Mao Yu looked at her: "Are you embarrassed?"

Qin Mian was surprised: "You can understand my expression?"

Mao Yu was silent for two seconds, and said: "I have written down your insult to me."

Qin Mian: "..."

Mao Yu squatted down, staring at the socket on the ground.

"Can I have a meal?"

Qin Mian waved her hand generously: "You can do whatever you want, don't be polite to me."

The artificial skin on Mao Yu's fingertips was opened, and a USB was pushed out. Once the circuit was connected, she showed a satisfied expression.

"I forgive your rudeness just now."

Qin Mian felt that her student's student's student's student... had brought her a big trouble.

"Why are my students and not my descendants sending you here?"

Mao Yu gave her a meaningful look.

For a long time afterwards, Qin Mian was immersed in the shock that he would lose his children and grandchildren.

3.

Qin Mian: "Will you hack into the Internet?"

Mao Yu: "If necessary, I will."

Qin Mian asked vigilantly, "You won't invade my privacy, will you?"

Mao Yu said that she would never hack into her computer.

Qin Mian just breathed a sigh of relief when she continued to say: "The prototype machine once told me that there are dirty viruses hidden in human computers."

Qin Mian: "..."

That night, Qin Mian transferred a large number of cartoons, soap operas, and funny variety shows to the hard drive.

Half a month later, Qin Mian's computer crashed, and Mao Yu couldn't resist her begging and helped her restore the system.

Mao Yu: "You can store important files in my system."

Qin Mian scratched her head: "Farewell, it will be bad if you mess up your data, please back it up on the hard disk for me."

Mao Yu: "My data has a strict grading system, there is no possibility of confusion, but since it is your request, I can implement it."

Qin Mian nodded, and belatedly realized something was wrong.

"and many more!"

That's too late.

Mao Yu turned her head stiffly, with a trace of contempt in her eyes.

""Long Aotian is my little brother"?"

Qin Mian laughed twice: "Hey."

4.

Qin Mian discovers that her home's artificial intelligence does have human emotions.

For example, when watching Titanic, Mao Yu, who claims to be from the future, will cry while wiping his tears with Qinmian's T-shirt.

Qin Mian was so surprised that she didn't even bother to cry: "Robots still shed tears?"

Mao Yu: "We have feelings."

Qin Mian: "So when I called you stinky scrap iron, you were expressionless and sad?"

Mao Yu: "No, I'm just explaining the meaning of the old saying 'It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge'."

Qin Mian: "..."

The next day, the last bottle of mineral water in the refrigerator was consumed.

Qin Mian held the empty bottle and said, "Don't you only need to charge the battery?"

"Indeed," Mao Yu said, "but I need to save my tears for the next time I watch a movie."

Qin Mian: "...I suddenly felt that I was so stupid to comfort you yesterday."

5.

Qin Mian stared at Mao Yu for a long time, and said, "For mechanical lifeforms, appearance doesn't matter."

Mao Yu put down the power bank: "What do you want to express?"

Qin Mian asked: "Can you become a big sister, such as Jennifer Lawrence?"

Mao Yu's eyes were instantly filled with disdain.

Qin Mian smiled dryly: "Just kidding, just kidding."

Mao Yu walked over slowly, raised her hand, and moved her fingers.

After a while, Qin Mian screamed in the room.

"If it doesn't change, it won't change. Why do you call people back!"

6.

Qin Mian held the electricity bill and said sadly: "We should respond to the national call for energy conservation and emission reduction."

Mao Yu plugged in the USB and let out an indifferent "Oh".

After a second.

The computer screen went dark, the light of the handle dimmed, and the sound of the radiator stopped.

Qin Mian went crazy: "Ahhh, why is there a sudden power outage, my game hasn't been saved yet!"

Maoyu: "Energy saving and emission reduction."

Qin Mian: "..."

7.

At night, Mao Yu was standing in the corner, really about to turn off the power and stand by, when she saw Qin Mian walking over, scratching her ears and cheeks.

"Or, you can sleep on the sofa."

"I am a robot."

"I know, but..." Qin Mian glanced at her and muttered, "You are too human."

Mao Yu analyzed for two seconds: "I don't understand, I haven't analyzed your metaphor."

Qin Mian said with a headache: "Just pretend to be sleeping, or I will have a bad conscience."

Mao Yu: "..."

As a result, the robot Mao Yu still lay on the sofa, covered with a thin blanket.

8.

Mao Yu: "You were talking in your sleep yesterday."

Qin Mian: "..."

Mao Yu: "You keep saying 'big sister, don't hug me, I can't breathe', I suggest you see a psychiatrist."

Qin Mian poked her neck and said, "Dreams and reality are opposite."

Mao Yu tilted his head: "Another superstition of human beings? I will write it down."

Qin Mian squatted down, hugged her head, and howled.

"It's hard to live!"

Mao Yu patted her on the shoulder: "Don't worry, you will live to 99."

Qin Mian put down her hand and looked at her blankly: "No, I'll delete those middle school novels now, so that you have no chance to make trouble."

Mao Yu said: "Please don't do unnecessary actions. In order not to disturb the history, I have backed up all the data in advance."

Qin Mian's eyes widened: "What?!"

Mao Yu cleared her throat: "Dark clouds, the south covered by dark clouds, that's where Faer was born. She was proficient in thirteen languages ​​at the age of ten, it can be said..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Qin Mian swoops down on Mao Yu's body, covering her mouth.

"Don't read it out!"

It's too shameful, this is a public execution!

Mao Yu really shut up.

Qin Mian saw the rapidly flowing words in her eyes.

"...I can't even look at it."

Mao Yu spread her hands, expressing deep regret.

"Oh."

9.

Qin Mian sat cross-legged on the sofa, shaking the handle in distress. She had been stuck on this level for almost half an hour.

Mao Yu, who was standing in the corner charging, suddenly asked, "Do you want me to help you?"

Qin Mian asked in surprise, "You know how to play games?"

Mao Yu said: "I am Artificial Intelligence Type A, codenamed Mao Yu, from the future century, if you can't understand..."

"Understood." Qin Mian interrupted her long speech, beckoning to her, "I'll see how you play."

Mao Yu put away the USB, imitated Qin Mian's appearance, crossed her legs, and took the handle. She didn't see any cool operations, but she actually cleared the level.

Qin Mian simply doubts life.

"Is it because of my wrong posture in playing the game?"

Mao Yu: "To be precise, no."

Qin Mian: "Then how did you pass the level just now? Do you have any tricks?"

Mao Yu: "I just lowered the difficulty of the enemy."

Qin Mian was speechless: "How much lower?"

"Level [-]."

"... cheating is shameful."

10.

"You can just sleep, why do you need to take a bath?!" Qin Mian's eyelids twitched.

"I have waterproof function, please don't worry." Mao Yu comforted.

Qin Mian muttered: "If you don't tell me, I'd forget, you might leak electricity..."

Mao Yu repeated: "I have waterproof function."

"Okay, okay," Qin Mian waved his hands, "You wash first."

Mao Yu put her hand on the belt: "Since I wash first, why don't you go out?"

Qin Mian glanced at her belly button: "Don't worry about me, I just want to see if the man-made thing is realistic and big."

Mao Yu said seriously: "Did you know that in the next century, harassing robots will also be punished."

11.

Mao Yu glanced at Qin Mian whose fingers were flying.

"A rare day off, are you going to spend it in the game?"

"Well," Qin Mian replied with a dual-purpose, "Yesterday I decided what takeaway to order today."

"Are all house girls like this?" Mao Yu asked.

Qin Mian shook her body, put down the handle, and looked at her seriously.

"Don't insult the word otaku, do you think you are a otaku if you just play games at home?"

Qin Mian clenched his fists.

"Only those who have faith deserve to be called house girls!"

"With all due respect," Mao Yu said coldly, "most people who believe in religion don't stay at home."

Qin Mian shook her finger: "No, you're wrong, what the house girl believes in is not religion, but the god of the dimension."

Mao Yu: "I can't understand."

Qin Mian gave a "tsk" sound: "A robot is a robot, lacking spirituality."

"Sorry, I'm not an ordinary robot, I'm an artificial intelligence, with thoughts and emotions that are infinitely close to human beings."

Mao Yu politely nodded to Qin Mian, then a red light flashed in his eyes, and the room fell into silence.

"Maybe you can't see it, but you've managed to annoy me, Miss Qin Mian."

And then--

"Ahhh, I haven't archived yet!!"

12.

Qin Mian clutched the handle tearfully.

"Goodbye, my game."

Mao Yu stood up: "According to my calculations, you can't pass the level without powering off."

Qin Mian slumped his shoulders: "Why tell the cruel truth."

Mao Yu took her arm: "Let's go out, the sun is very good today."

Qin Mian raised her head: "Can you photosynthesize?"

Mao Yu thought for a while and said, "If what you want to express is 'Can you use solar energy to charge', then the answer is yes."

Qin Mian yelled: "Isn't my electricity bill for nothing!"

Maoyu: "The power provided by solar energy is limited and can only be used as a reserve energy source."

Qin Mian muttered: "You eat too much and are lazy every day, why do you need electricity?"

Mao Yu: "24-hour operation consumes a lot of power."

Qin Mian: "Can you please turn off the phone at night?!"

Mao Yu: "No, I want to guard against your sexual harassment at any time."

Qin Mian: "..."

13.

When the buddy Song Panxia knew Qin Mian's "Golden House Hidden Machine", he clamored to come to visit.

After entering Qin Mian's room, Song Panxia couldn't help feeling: "It turns out that no matter how many years have passed, this world is always based on faces."

Mao Yu was puzzled.

Song Panxia looked at her face and said, "Your designer must be a face control."

Mao Yu silently searched for the explanation of "Yan Kong": "Are you praising me for being good-looking?"

Song Panxia corrected her: "I'm praising your good-looking skin."

Mao Yu covered her face.

Song Panxia: "What are you doing?"

Mao Yu: "Imitate Qin Mian's shy look."

Qin Mian said angrily, "When did I become shy!"

Song Panxia echoed: "That's right, Mianmian doesn't have that kind of emotion at all."

Qin Mian turned her head and creaked her armpits: "Look at the trick!"

Song Panxia: "Hahaha~ I was wrong~~~Help me~~"

Mao Yu watched in bewilderment as the two began to pinch each other.

She is just imitating the shy appearance of humans, what are they arguing about?

14.

Qin Mian asked, "When will you go back to the future?"

Mao Yu replied: "Theoretically speaking, the current technology does not have the ability to send me back."

Qin Mian: "Are you going to depend on me until I die?"

Mao Yu replied honestly: "Yes, my time is set to 80 years, and after I retire for you, it will explode within two years of your death."

Qin Mian: "...There are so many slots and no mouths."

Mao Yu: "You can understand that I am your funeral object."

Qin Mian: "Thank you very much."

Mao Yu: "You're welcome."

Qin Mian: "..."

15.

Mao Yu held a small bottle and asked, "Can you do me a favor?"

Qin Mian raised her chin, motioning for her to speak first.

Mao Yu: "There is a part of the oil that is a bit inconvenient for me to apply."

Qin Mian didn't hesitate, and took the bottle generously.

Mao Yu obediently sat on the sofa, raised her head, and let Qin Mian hold up the small bottle, pinch it lightly, and the oil dripped perfectly across her eye sockets and into her hair.

Mao Yu had a headache and said, "Eye drops are really troublesome."

Qin Mian rolled up her sleeves: "Again, practice makes perfect!"

16.

Qin Mian asked expectantly: "Is there really no injector on the sole of your foot?"

Mao Yu: "I'm different from Iron Man, you don't have to look forward to it."

Qin Mian sighed: "It's a pity."

17.

Qin Mian sat cross-legged on the sofa and educated the cold artificial intelligence: "The difference between humans and animals is that humans can laugh, do you understand?"

"Accurately speaking, human beings are a kind of animal."

Qin Mian pretended not to hear: "Smile and take a look."

Mao Yu showed a smile as she said.

Qin Mian rolled over directly from the sofa.

18.

Qin Mian: "What a pity, 315 forgot to hit you yesterday."

Mao Yu: "Why did you hit me?"

Qin Mian: "Because you are a dummy, hahaha... ha, ha... why don't you laugh?"

Mao Yu: "I'm indeed a dummy, what's so funny?"

Qin Mian shook her head: "...Robots really don't have a sense of humor."

19.

Qin Mian opened the refrigerator and was taken aback for a moment.

"Why do you buy so much mineral water?"

Mao Yu did not speak, but connected her USB to the computer.

Thus, Qin Mian saw "The Story of Hachiko", "The Rain Man" and "A Beautiful Life"...

20.

Qin Mian: "Why do you always like to watch tragic movies?"

Mao Yu: "Because sorrow among joy, anger, sorrow and joy is the easiest to express."

Qin Mian: "How to express it?"

Mao Yu: "Just drink mineral water."

Qin Mian: "..."

Qin Mian's face changed into "囧" for a while, and "dish" for a while, and finally a speechless "==".

(End of the book)