Hela doesn't want to make trouble

"Didn't you think about the consequences when you put her on the spaceship?"

"I swear all she said was 'borrow'. "

"But she almost emptied our arsenal! Idiot!"

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"Sorry, were you... were you kissing me just now?"

Looking at Tony, who was staring wildly, Hela took three seconds to find her voice.

This was something she didn't expect, maybe it was some kind of hallucination just now?

Seeing Tony cough twice, Hela said again: "Well, last time you said it was "a thank you hug", what is it this time?Maybe I should thank you for willing to accompany me to catch pets? "

"Thanks for this, I swear." Tony pointed behind him.

There was a lot of weapons piled up in the open space behind that, all of which Hela had just "borrowed" from the Predator's spaceship.

"I just think you should need it..." Hela said, "Even if you don't need it, you can't easily cheapen them."

"A great scientist will never miss any opportunity to improve himself." He secretly cleared his throat, and then said sternly.

Not guilty at all.

"A kiss is too easy." Hela folded her arms and squinted her eyes. Her green eyes were as beautiful as the aurora over Antarctica, as if thousands of stars in the sky were scattered in her eyes.

Tony shrugged and spread his hands: "Well, you can pick whatever you like, although I don't think you may—"

"Then how about a little 'thank you'? "Hela suddenly approached him.

The panic of being at a loss lasted less than two seconds, and the seasoned playboy decisively chose to follow his heart. He secretly rejoiced that he was wearing armor, and stretched out his hand to clasp Hela's waist to deepen the tension. kiss.

How should I say it?It's probably the same as he imagined, Tony secretly delighted.

But his good time didn't last long.Because there is also a little thing that can't look at the face.

The alien baby, now called Sponge, looked at the two humanoid creatures hugging each other, and expressed dissatisfaction with being ignored.

But it didn't dare to provoke Hela, so it quietly stretched out its tail, and when it was about to touch Tony, Hela stepped on it.

"What happened—" Tony woke up instantly.

He looked at the "attempted murder" sponge at his feet and suddenly felt very sick to his stomach.

This little thing is as uncute as it looks!

But Hella likes it, there is no way.

The sudden kiss didn't seem to have any effect on Hela, but the playboy's little heart was beating wildly.

Hella stretched out his fingers and taught the sponge a lesson, until it finally remembered not to poke people casually with its tail, at least not humanoid creatures, neither cats nor mice.

Although I'm not sure if it remembers it, if you take it back, you need to keep an eye on it.

Just like Tom and Jerry in the past, Hela also spent a lot of time making them obedient and not allowed to tear down the house - she has always been more patient with simple animals, except for people.

They found those human beings who had escaped death. The energy of Tony's armor was not enough. They flew back from Antarctica. If they wanted to go back, they had to find a place to charge.

The few surviving humans expressed full fear of these creatures that brought them nightmares. Instead of disappearing because the sponge has become an obedient baby, this fear made them even more terrified. These are all men.

So they all dared to stay far away, discussing what to do next, only the only woman named Lex Wood did not show such intense emotions towards the alien.

While waiting for the New York rich man's battle armor to charge, she watched Hela feeding the alien with tomatoes, and couldn't help but ask, "You know... this thing came out of a human body, right? Do you keep it?"

"Which of your companions?"

"what?"

"Which of your companions did it come out of?" Hela finally moved her gaze away from the sponge. When she looked at Lex Wood, the human woman even felt that she was a poisonous snake staring at her.

Not afraid of aliens, she subconsciously took half a step back, and said after a moment of silence, "I don't know."

Even Charles Wieland, the boss who hired her, died at the hands of those alien creatures. Now this woman who calls herself Hela, the goddess of death in Norse mythology, openly treats the terrifying alien creatures as pets. She didn't think she had the ability to question this woman, but the dead companion was also real.

"You don't know, but you're blaming me." Hila held her chin and said, "Are you blaming me for them? Do you think I should kill it? Otherwise, I'm sorry for your dead companion?"

"No...I..." Hela's series of questioning made Lex Wood not know what to say.

In Hela's opinion, this human woman was one of the few people in this group who were more reliable. She didn't expect to be asked this kind of question.

But she knew how to answer, it was better to say that it was a matter of course, if not for her whim today, maybe all these people would have died here.

Lex? Wood obviously also understand this.So she has nothing to say, the difference between humans and gods is that gods are not benevolent, at least Hela is not, she is death, and it is already benevolent not to stand by, but humans have intersected with their dead companions. Human intolerance.

"You have to understand that even though this was not my intention, at least you are still alive. Iron Man and I were the ones who rescued you from that hunting ground. Do you think you can come out completely without us?"

Hela threw the tomato to the sponge, and the sponge accurately caught and crushed it, but it still couldn't control its saliva and corroded a small piece of the deck.

"We still have an hour to go to Chile—Excuse, did I disturb the ladies' meeting?" Tony poked his head out from the cabin, and saw only Hella and the Indian woman on the deck.

"No, Tony." Hela put away her cold expression, "Miss Wood is just thanking me for saving them on behalf of the expedition."

"Oh, so..." Tony didn't look at Lex Wood, walked over to look at the sponge that was still nibbling on the tomato, and couldn't help asking, "Are you sure this is its recipe?"

He looked skeptical.

"Acid-base balance, you can order more alkaline vegetables when you go back." Hela firmly believed in her own ideas.

Tony swallowed the phrase "Don't you think you're not getting enough nutrition?" He remembered the business of looking for Hella and said, "I just contacted the private jet, and they will take us back to New York after we arrive."

"Don't you need armor?"

"I'm afraid your little thing will die before you get back..." Tony said, and finally he asked, "Sorry, it's a sponge, I mean, will it die from the lack of oxygen at high altitude?"

His question was a bit dangerous. Hela saw the sponge shrank behind her. She thought about the question seriously, and said, "Then it's safe."

"Hmm, I thought so too."

Lex Wood watched the two interact with each other with mixed emotions, feeling like a big light bulb.

She found a reason to leave, and thanked Tony and Hella again. After she left, Tony said, "I don't think you guys were discussing the issue of anti-drying cosmetics just now."

The battle armor is charging, and the New York rich man is wearing a thick winter suit that doesn't match his usual style. He found it on the boat and wrapped it like a dumpling. However, Hela is still wearing a tight combat uniform, which looks strange of.

"Why can't it be?" After feeding the tomato and looking at the sponge that was not full, Hela beckoned, and Tony saw the fish under the water jump onto the deck one by one.

What kind of hell fishing method is this!

Tony twitched his eyes, "Well, it's whatever you say it is - isn't it full yet? I think you should let it figure out how to find food on its own."

"No, the alien is a natural hunter, and the brutal nature needs to be suppressed to be obedient." Hela said.

As soon as the words came out, she froze.

It seems that at some point, I heard the same words said to her.

But... who told her?What are you talking about?Why did she forget?

Her face was ugly, but when Tony turned his face away, her expression changed instantly.

Although Tony was a little worried about whether Sponge would be obedient and obedient after returning home, Tony thought there should be no problem with Hella around, right?At least in this respect, Hela should be more reliable?

The icebreaker arrived at the coast of Chile a little later than scheduled. Tony didn't want to stay in this nasty cold place for a moment. He didn't stay long after arriving at the airport. The plane finally returned to New York the next afternoon.

The playboy had a dream, in which he was still reminiscing about the kiss under the cold aurora. Hela's green eyes were the same color as the aurora. In the dream, those eyes looked at Tony without blinking. Just pretending that he was alone, just when he wanted to continue——

Um?Why is your face a little cold?

He woke up suddenly, only to see the long, dark head and the gleaming teeth. The saliva from the wide open mouth covered his face. How could there be any fragrant and soft lips?

A good day starts with a nightmare.

Tony backed away almost subconsciously, and then hit his head against the bed board, a dull pain.

The sponge was covered under the quilt thrown by Tony, and it struggled to tear the quilt with its tail. After seeing the feathers all over the room, it froze, and its messy tail rolled subconsciously.

Two seconds later, a round shield flew over, and the familiar cat figure flashed past.

Tony: "Stop!"

This kind of daily routine has been going on for several days, and ten buildings are not enough to be demolished.

After returning from Antarctica a few days ago, Hella captured Tom back from the S.H.I.E.L.D. She said to Tom, "Look, this cute little guy is your brother. When you can make him like you, I will let you Go live with Steve, ten days a month," Tom bargained from ten days to fifteen, and then took on the responsibility of taking care of the sponge.

The almighty cat shouldered the security responsibility with the vibrating gold shield in his hand.

Hela couldn't help but lamented that the child was getting older. It would have changed if Tom saw something like an alien in the past, the hair on his tail would explode, and he would hold on to Hela tightly.

Although Hella didn't want to admit it very much, Tom was undoubtedly brave after being "squeezed" by Nick Fury in S.H.I.E.L.D.

Even a little too brave... One day it will tear down the S.H.I.E.L.D. Hela will think it's perfectly normal.

Fortunately, Hella's "acid-base balance" plan did not overturn. After feeding the sponge with alkaline vegetables and fruits for several days, it finally neutralized the strong acid in the saliva. Now the sponge's saliva is no longer corrosive .

But the strong acid in the blood is determined by DNA, it is not so easy to get hurt, Hela just let it go, otherwise she wouldn't release it like this.

When Tony left the room in his pajamas, clutching his sore head, his favorite cheeseburger was already laid out on the sofa in the living room. A small serving of milk and a super small hamburger were also placed in front of Jerry, holding a fork Can't wait for Tony to have breakfast together.

Hella was not there, and Tony didn't know where she had gone. Jarvis turned on the shading system of the building. He saw the sunshine of Manhattan outside the window, but couldn't remember how he fell asleep last night.

Tony pursed his lips. He originally thought that his relationship with Hela would improve after that night's kiss, and he would be able to sleep on the same bed.

But the fact is that he really seemed to think too much, Hela didn't seem to care at all, and forgot about it when he came back, what should be done or what should be done.But Tony couldn't tell what was going on with this close relationship.

It wasn't until he saw the news of Gotham reported on TV, the news that a certain criminal city and his famous playboy slept with the girl of the senator's house last night, that he suddenly remembered what this feeling was——

Like the girl he picked up.

It's just that he was the one who got soaked.

Now he is eating breakfast with the magic mouse in the building with a blank face, watching the cat lift its chin and train the alien to become a dog, like a housewife who is left at home.

Tony? The Forgotten Housewife? Stark finished eating the burger in his hand in twos and twos. He wiped his mouth casually with a tissue and asked, "Where did your master go?"

"I am here."

As soon as he finished speaking, Hela walked out of the elevator.

Tony stood up and went up to meet him: "Where did you go early in the morning? I mean, I didn't feel that there was no one... Well, it's really lively when you're not here."

"I remembered I haven't bought coffee yet." Hela lifted the coffee bag in her hand, "It's with milk."

"You can ask Jarvis to order takeaway for this kind of thing..." Tony took the bag, with a flash of distaste on his face, "I don't like milk."

"You didn't add it." Hela said.

"You really understand me." Tony gave her a wink, and was about to kiss her good morning, but Hella ignored him and turned to hug Tom.

He looked at Hela, who was sucking cats, and said sourly, "This morning, my quilt was torn apart by your sponge just now. Don't you ask me about the fright I received this morning?"

"Ah, is that so?" Hela glanced at the cowardly sponge, and said to Tony, "Okay, I apologize for its behavior, but Tony, I think we should add "we" before that. would be better? "

It's started, it's started again, and it's this kind of ambiguous words like "there is really something between them".

Tony was both sour and happy in his heart, and he didn't realize that Hela's behavior was like a sea king who was fishing casually.

"Do you have any plans for today?" He leaned on the sofa and asked.

"I'm going downstairs to help Miss Potts sort out the documents later, and attend three meetings." Hela said, "Did you forget that you just signed a contract to buy a house yesterday, in Washington?"

Tony was taken aback: "Is there?"

"Uh……"

"Well, Washington, I don't like that place very much, she doesn't ask for my opinion." Tony shrugged and swallowed the "I think we can hang out today."

While Hella was working, Tony updated the building's security system by the way. Stanford computer doctor Tom Cat helped him a lot. He also connected to Optimus Prime's network and consulted a lot of Cybertron's suggestions.

The genius inventor felt that his building must not be able to fly in even a mosquito, but he didn't expect to be slapped in the face at night.

Mr. Agent got on his private elevator in a grand manner. At that time, Tony was still studying with Hella to get Jarvis a body, when he received a call from Mr. Agent.

And then opened the door to a new world.

"I always felt like Nick Fury was fooling me," said Tony, who watched the videos. "He said I wasn't the only superhero in the world, and I didn't really care what kind of superhero it was, and so on, Honey, is this you?"

He pointed to a certain video and asked.

Haila looks at the sky...

The author has something to say:

The plot of Avengers 1 is coming

It was still changed by magic, the scene of "brother" Loki's confession.

Make up for what was not updated yesterday, so there will be another update in the afternoon.

if i get up

Good night……