Let go of that Yang Jian and let me come

Taishang Laojun: "I didn't want to be Bi Ma Wen. I don't know what Bi Ma Wen is."

Ning Jing looked at Taishang Laojun with the eyes of "do you believe what you say?"

Taishang Laojun blinked at him: Is it only you, a puppy with sharp eyes?While waving the dust fan. "I was only ordered by the Jade Emperor to come here to ask the Monkey King to listen to it."

"Listen to the seal?"

"Do you think that if you pull up the noodle banner and write four big characters on it, you are really the Monkey King? Only you and your monkeys agree. If you go to the heaven and accept the seal, then you are called the real Qi Tian." The Great Sage of Heaven. The Jade Emperor thinks that you are new to the world, there is no reason to disturb the East China Sea, and make troubles in the underworld. I pardon you for your innocence. You can come with me to the Heavenly Palace."

"Oh?" Sun Wukong looked at Ning Jing.

Ning Jing said: "Don't you want to seal Bi Mawen?"

Taishang Laojun: "Did you dream it yourself? If you want to be Bi Mawen so much, I can tell the Jade Emperor to let him fulfill your wish."

Ning Jing: "I don't want it." What is he doing to treat Ma Wen, to smell a horse's ass?

Taishang Laojun: "If you want to be me, I won't let you be."

"The Jade Emperor actually listens to you like that? Whoever you want to be a god can be a god, and whoever you don't want to be a god can't be a god?" Ning Jing blinked. "It turns out that the heavens are so corrupt, you bully others, and the Tathagata Buddha put you into reincarnation."

Taishang Laojun: "I won't go even if you go to reincarnation."

Ning Jing looked very surprised. "You are boasting so much, are you the Jade Emperor's calf?"

Taishang Laojun: "..." He shouldn't have talked to this dog.

Ning Jing molested Taishang Laojun for a while, but let Sun Wukong go with Taishang Laojun.I have done ideological work all night, how can I not watch the fun?Ning Jing pulled Zhenjun Qingyuan Miaodao, and also wanted to go to heaven.

True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao: "You don't have a god on your body, what are you going to do in the Heavenly Palace?"

Ning Jing: "Go, go, if there is a good show to watch, shall we go to Tiangong to stay for a few days?"

Master Qingyuan Miaodao: "How do you know that there is a good show? Could it be related to Monkey King?"

Ning Jing: "Little monkeys are not afraid of tigers when they are fledgling. There are many rules in the Heavenly Palace. Little monkeys will definitely not abide by them. When the time comes, the Jade Emperor who loves face and the lobbyist Taishang Laojun will definitely look good."

Master Qingyuan Miaodao waved his hand, and a wooden table appeared in front of him, on which were placed the Four Treasures of the Study.He put Ning Jing on the table and wrote with a pen.

Ning Jing couldn't understand what Qingyuan Miaodao was writing, so she stared at the exquisite brushwork.

"Is this Guanyin?" Ning Jing stretched out her hand to touch it, but was slapped on the paw by Master Qingyuan Miaodao.

"Don't move, this is a gift from Guanyin."

"Don't be stingy." Ning Jing glanced at the brush. "I just think it's a pity to put this brush wash here. It would be nice to put it in Xiaoyu." Thinking about Xiaoyu singing the Chinese paper on horses in front of Guanyin, Ning Jing felt quite happy.

True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao: "...he is in a potted plant, very good."

Ning Jing looked at the Avalokitesvara Brush Wash with regret. "If you don't give it to me, what are you going to do?"

Master Qingyuan Miaodao didn't answer, he just wrote something on the paper, after he signed it, the paper rolled up by itself, turned into a white dove and flew away.

"Wow!" Ning Jing stared. "You still have such good things? I want to play too."

Master Qingyuan Miaodao beat Ning Jing mercilessly: "You have no immortal energy."

Ning Jing: "..."

"Let's go." Master Qingyuan Miaodao picked up Ning Jing, waved his hand, and the table case disappeared.

Ning Jing: "Where are we going?"

"Don't you want to live in Tiangong for a few days?" True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao called out Feiyun and stepped on it. "The Shilang Palace is uninhabited, I will ask Hong Zhuang to go back and clean it first."

"Wow~" Ning Jing rubbed the face of True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao.Master, don't be too kind to yourself~ Really sweet~ I smile sweetly~ Ning Jing couldn't stop but licked the face of Master Qingyuan Miaodao again.

True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao: "...is the injury healed?"

"Okay, it's just itchy." Ning Jing rubbed her hands. "Yang Jian scratched."

Master Qingyuan Miaodao let go, and threw Ning Jing out.

Ning Jing: "Aww!" Why!

When Ning Jing and Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun came to Tiangong, Sun Wukong was listening to the Jade Emperor's nonsense in the main hall. He was very happy to see Ning Jing and Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun coming, and came over with a suit of clothes and official hats.

"Little dog, what you said is indeed right. As soon as my old grandson comes up, he will want me to be a leader." Sun Wukong said with a smile: "I said no, they will choose left and right, let me go to Pantaoyuan gone."

The Jade Emperor who was making a bad face said, "It's you again."

Ning Jing straightened her chest. "It's the fault of the Supreme Lord again."

"What's the matter, Mr. Guan Taishang?"

"He took my bribe, so he naturally arranged a good job for the little monkey." Ning Jing said nonsense. "He speaks more in Tiangong than you."

The Jade Emperor glared at the Taishang Laojun. "Is everything he said true?"

Taishang Laojun: "What do you always think?"

Jade Emperor: "I don't think I'm old at all."

Taishang Laojun: "Isn't that right? Your sword is not old yet, so the Heavenly Palace is naturally up to you."

Taishang Laojun is indeed a three-inch immortal, and he is indeed a natural lobbyist. With just a few words, the Jade Emperor nodded in satisfaction.Ning Jing failed to provoke, so she spat and looked at True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao. "The little monkey is also appointed as an official now, does he live in the sky, and there is also a palace or something?"

After hearing Ning Jing's words, the Jade Emperor raised his brows. "He guards a flat peach garden..."

"He guards the Peach Garden, so he naturally lives in the Green Wood Palace next to the Peach Garden." Taishang Laojun took up the words of the Jade Emperor, and said: "However, the award is too hasty, and there is no servant to reward Qi Tian in the short term. Great saint."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, wait for my old grandson to move all the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain to the heaven."

"You don't need to worry, Dasheng. You can stay for a few days and see if you feel uncomfortable, we can change your place."

"Very good, very good." Sun Wukong jumped up happily, and pulled Ning Jing's paw in the arms of True Monarch Qingyuan Miaodao. "Little Gouzi, my grandson already has a place to live in Tiangong, so why don't you come to my grandson's place to play today? If you don't get drunk, you won't go home?"

"Let's go~"

Master Qingyuan Miaodao patted Ning Jing on the back of the head.

Taishang Laojun said coolly: "You just moved into the Qingmu Palace, is there any wine in it?"

Sun Wukong scratched behind his ear. "Yes, my grandson has no wine, only clothes and tokens."

"Then come to Sui Lang Palace." Ning Jing waved her little paw, feeling that Master Qingyuan Miaodao's eyes fell on the back of her head again, and hurriedly said: "I won't drink today, I have a good thing, let's play together .”

Seeing that Ning Jing happily led Sun Wukong away without even resigning, Taishang Laojun whispered: "What good things can you have?"

The Jade Emperor looked at the Taishang Laojun burningly: "You know that he has nothing good, and you still accept bribes from him?"

Taishang Laojun: "Do you really believe it?"

Jade Emperor: "I didn't believe it at first, but after you sent the Qingmu Palace out, I have to believe it."

Taishang Laojun: "...I'm just afraid that that dead dog will make some kind of moth. You know, he always likes to talk nonsense, which is full of fallacies that make people angry and anxious and cannot be refuted."

Jade Emperor: "I think you have learned a lot from him."

Taishang Laojun: "..." Although he has blackmailed countless people, he is so innocent this time.

The Jade Emperor stared at Taishang Laojun for a while, then lowered his voice and asked, "So, you really took his things?"

"He said he gave it to me, but I didn't notice it for a while, so I accepted it." The Taishang Laojun almost regretted thinking about it, and took out the scroll and handed it to the Jade Emperor. "I haven't seen what it is yet."

The Jade Emperor took it and opened it for a look, and was so frightened that he threw the volume out.

"What the hell is this?"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

"Take it, take it away."

The Taishang Laojun picked up the volume and read it, and suddenly the whole god was in a bad mood, even the hand holding the volume was shaking.

The Jade Emperor curled up on the corner of the dragon chair and looked at the Taishang Laojun. "This... Taishang Laojun, I know what you think about me, but I really don't like... this... let's keep our contact less in the future, and you don't come to play chess with me tomorrow."

Taishang Laojun: "I said, I didn't notice it for a while..."

"You don't need to use that dead dog as a cover, I understand." The Jade Emperor nodded and put on a very sincere expression, but leaned back. "You can keep this thing, I will never blame you for thinking about these things, really."

Taishang Laojun's hands holding the volume were shaking and shaking.

The Jade Emperor cautiously said: "You...retire?"

A flame burst out from the palm of Taishang Laojun, burning the volume in his hand.The tome, which was originally invulnerable to water and fire, actually slowly turned black in the fire in the palm of the Taishang Laojun.

"I don't need to keep this kind of thing."

The Jade Emperor dared not speak up.

Taishang Laojun burned the volume and looked at the Jade Emperor. "I don't think about the Jade Emperor at all. There will be no past, no present, and there will be no future. Jade Emperor, let's relax."

The Jade Emperor opened his mouth, but before he could speak, the Taishang Laojun flung his sleeves and strode away.The Jade Emperor looked at the scorched tome on the ground, and said weakly: "I was so angry when my heart was punctured, so it turns out that the Supreme Lord loves me so deeply?"

The Taishang Laojun who walked out of Lingxiao Hall sneezed and said angrily: "You bastard, I will ask you to settle this debt sooner or later!"

The ignorant Ning Jing was brought back to Shilang Palace by Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun. Seeing that Hong Zhuang brought up the small fish and rivers and rivers, people frantically paw at Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun's clothes, and picked up from Tushiita Palace. The "Baby of the Jade Emperor" was made out and taught everyone to play a big adventure together.

Jade Emperor's Great Adventure is not as simple as he remembered, it can be played by many people, the rewards and punishments of the game are all completed by spells, the content is also rich and interesting, and everyone enjoys playing it.

Hong Zhuang brought a few jars of fairy fruit to brew, and everyone drank and played while having a carnival all night.

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