Director, I know your secret

The first time Zhang He met Si Yu was at the police station, not because he had committed a crime, but because of the prince/son/party brothers of his two compound—Si Stupid and Shan Pao.

That day Situer and Shanpao got together, drank some cat urine and didn't know what they were, so they pretended to be drunk and pretended to be crazy and stupid to go to the CAM business hall to find Peng Yan. The skills were very poor at the time, and they made excuses Even if you don't bring your ID card, you have to make up the card.

The salesperson at the front desk was a little girl. Seeing that the two were drinking, she didn't dare to say anything, but called the duty manager over.

Peng Yan is the on-duty manager of the CAM business hall, who is responsible for complaints. Seeing that these two people are the ones who are finding fault, he knows it.

Because they were oppressed when they were young and had long-standing grievances, Siben and Shanpao had long disliked Peng Yan, so they wanted to find a chance to deal with him.This time it was still intentional revenge, the purpose was to annoy him, so that they could call to complain that Peng Yan's service attitude was not good.

Thinking back in the compound back then, Peng Yan was not a fuel-efficient lamp. He had a professional smile on his face, and he did call 110 in action.

When the police came, Shanpao and Siben were dumbfounded, and their eyes were burning with anger. The two relied on their guts, thinking that he and his brother could still catch him if they caused trouble, so they directly smashed into public facilities regardless of the consequences.

The two policemen mediated if they could. Who knows why the two ancestors are doing this, well, let's bet!

When Zhang He came to the police station, Siben and Shanpao had already sobered up, squatting in the corner like pulling Xiang.

He sat down in front of Xiao Gao, the police officer, put his legs on his table, hung his arms on the chair, and mumbled to Xiao Gao with a cigarette in his mouth: "Brother, these two idiots are causing you trouble again." , I'm really sorry."

"Hey, don't say that," Xiao Gao squinted at Zhang He's feet, without saying anything, and pointed to the two people squatting in the corner, "These two people have become regular customers, how old are they, and they still have trouble with them. It’s not okay to go on like this, if you can’t control me next time, I can directly detain you for 15 days.”

"I think they both owe this. By the way, you can tell his mother again. You can't beat them to death when you go back." Zhang He bared his teeth at the two of them. His eyes, with affection in his eyes, can be called touching.

Just as he was talking, everyone in the office stood up and greeted the door.

Zhang He was taken aback, his back was facing the door, but now he couldn't help but look back curiously.

Many years later, Zhang He will never forget the first time he saw Si Yu.

That day, he was wearing a formal police uniform, looking at the paper in his hand, and nodding to the person who greeted him. The shadow covered by the big brim of his hat showed his whole face was resolute and calm, and he was not angry. The corners of the eyes seemed to be painted with eyeliner, charming, seductive, charming, enchanting and affectionate.

Zhang He moved his throat and felt that his throat was a little dry. In fact, he still likes women, but recently it is popular to play with boys in the compound, so he followed suit and tried a few times.I was a little curious at first, but later the type was Susu's little girl. Pao, he was somewhat tired of it.

At the first glance, he was amazed by his years, but at the second glance, Zhang He wanted to go to bed.

When Si Yu brushed past him, Zhang He deliberately glanced at the other's upturned butt, but he couldn't move his eyes after this sweep, and his mind was full of obscene thoughts.

Fuck, what a fucking ass.

Si Yu Muran stopped, turned around and looked at Zhang He's legs, his eyes were sacred and inviolable.

Xiao Gao broke into a cold sweat and gave Zhang He a look, but Zhang He didn't buy it and looked at Si Yu provocatively. Is this also a way to strike up a conversation?

"What happened to those two people?" Si Yu raised his chin, pointed at Si Ben and Shan Pao and asked.

Si Yu's voice was low, but his words were strong and powerful.Zhang He thought of his name Chuang, it must be very sweet.

Xiao Gao told the ins and outs.

Si Yu looked at Zhang He again, "Who is he?"

"Family!" Zhang He answered first, with his legs still on the table, he took out a cigarette and lit it, looking like "I am the uncle, who am I afraid of?".

"Si, Si team," Xiao Gao saw that the situation was not good, wiped his sweat with his hand, and introduced Zhang He's strong background, "This is Zhang Ju..."

Si Yu doesn't care whether his father is "Li Gang" or "Wang Gang", since there is no reason to offer other Buddhists to his three-thirds of an acre of land, even the heavenly king and I have to obey the rules and discipline for him, and never encourage unhealthy tendencies.

So, Si Yu lifted his foot and kicked Zhang He's leg that was resting on the table.

Zhang He took a puff of cigarette and cursed "Fuck me".

He obviously didn't expect Si Yu to do this. He has been pampered and pampered for several years, and he is like a star. Except for Peng Yan, who can't be offended, he has never been embarrassed by anyone. After being treated like this, he was so angry that he threw his hands off. smoke, clenched his fists and rushed straight to Si Yu's door.

Si Yu remained motionless, and shouted: "Are you going to assault the police?!"

Xiao Gao grabbed Zhang He from behind, his fists were raised and he did not let go, looking at Si Yu with red eyes, wishing he could tear him to pieces.

Si Yu raised his hat, "What? Not convinced?"

Zhang He raised his eyebrows and withdrew his fist. The people rebelled against the army, and it was almost death.He moved his neck, his bones creaked, rubbed his belly, and asked arrogantly, "What's your name?"

"Si Yu."

Zhang He nodded, leaned forward and whispered in the other's ear, "Okay, you have the guts!"

Si Yu looked at Zhang He blankly, while Zhang He had an expression of "Don't leave after school, the playground is waiting for you."

After leaving the police station, Zhang He was full of anger and had nowhere to vent his anger. He kicked Siben and Shanpao, the "living sandbags", with his feet.

Siben was thin, and the one who was kicked took two steps back, while Shanpao was overfed, fat and strong, Zhang He kicked up and was rebounded by the fat on his body, so he staggered two steps back.

"Brother He," Shan Pao hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhang He.

Zhang He shook his hands in disgust, and pushed a mountain cannon, "Go away, it's annoying to see you two, the brats are causing trouble all day long, fuck, come in next time, don't expect me to catch you, why don't you cool off, Look at you two dizzy!"

Seeing that something was wrong, the two glanced at each other, and the four stupid monkey spirits gave Shanpao a look of "this place is not suitable to stay for a long time".

Shanpao understood, scratched his head, and giggled, "Well, Brother He, let's get out of here."

"Sneaky," Zhang He raised his leg, and the two of them disappeared in an instant, catching up with Liu Xiang.

Zhang He looked at the police/security bureau behind him, and cursed, "Damn it, I won't kill you!!"

Zhang He is not stupid, now is not the same as in the past, whoever my father was in the past, he was absolutely easy to use, but now that I say this, he is simply waiting to be famous, and how many Weibo netizens are waiting to reveal the news.

What's more, Zhang He knew from his mouth that he was the captain of the criminal police since he was a child. Either he has made outstanding achievements at such a young age, or he has someone behind him. Both of these are not good things for him.The former may be beaten to death, while the latter is easier to lose face.

Fortunately, I didn't say "Who is my dad?" If the other party comes, "Oh, your dad is him, I will still be so-and-so!" He will be stupid/forced.He still understands the truth that there are people outside the sky and there is a sky outside the sky.

His father told him when he was a child, "Son, do you know why your father and I have kept our small coffers for so many years without your mother finding out? Hahaha, that's because your father and I know the truth of being careful! !"

He took out his computer, rummaged through the phone book, and found a phone labeled "Big Melon", just like what was shown on TV, and it was like [-] yuan, "Find someone for me."

In the past few days of waiting for the news, Zhang He hadn't seen Si Yu, and he couldn't just go to the police/security/bureau to play. This kind of resentment was still spilled on Siben and Shanpao.

Damn it, when the two of them don't commit crimes, they scramble to get in, so that the criminals can become good citizens again.

Si Ben and Shan Pao said that they were very bitter, and felt that it was becoming more and more difficult to guess the holy will.

A week later, when Zhang He was about to forget about this incident, Dagua replied to him, "Si Yu, 30 years old, 186cm tall, weight..."

With a look of impatience on his face, Zhang He threw his mobile phone hands-free by the massage table, and continued to enjoy the masseur's SPA, "Fuck, I'm not an entertainment company, I don't choose models, why are you telling me about measurements? Get to the point, otherwise do not talk."

Dagua said something else, Si Yu graduated, what cases he solved, Zhang He was moaning while being served by the masseur, and he was tortured by this unrevealed phone call and just wanted to sleep.

Listening, Zhang He felt sleepy, "Okay, got it," he raised his hand and was about to hang up the phone.

At this time, Dagua said something on the other side, and Zhang He sat up suddenly, "What? What did you say, fuck me, speak up your fucking voice, say it again!"

Zhang He shook his mobile phone and found that there was only a short stick left on the signal of the telephone pole, "I fucked up, when there is no point, the fucking signal is full, if there is a point, the fucking search signal!!, how dare you CAM Don’t dare to build more base stations!!”

Zhang He jumped off the massage table and ran to the door, shaking his phone while running.

The masseur didn't react to the sudden move for a while, and just watched Zhang He run to the door in a daze, just about to call out "Sir, your towel!!" But he disappeared.Is this the speed of a fat boy?How could there be such a flexible little fat brother?

Zhang He pinched his waist with one hand and held the phone with the other, "Hey, what did you just say?"

After Dagua finished speaking on the other end, the smile on Zhang He's mouth became more and more intense, it was the kind of smile that was interested in the prey.

After Zhang He hung up the phone contentedly, he found that everyone around him was looking at him.

At this time, a seductive face in the corner looked at him with a smile on his face. He rested his chin on his hand, met Zhang He's eyes, whistled at him, and gestured with the other hand.

Zhang Heyi lowered his head, suddenly his brain was a little hypoxic, his blood pressure was a little high, and his skin that could be broken was as red as a burning cloud.

In a sweat steaming common room, a naked/man made a phone call for 3 minutes as if nothing had happened, and dried chicken chicken with his hips/eggs on his hips, enough to make headlines on Weibo, okay? !

Zhang He covered the front with one hand and the back with the other, and immediately ran back to the VIP room with his legs crossed, wanting to smash himself to death with a piece of tofu in shame!

In the evening, after wave after wave of guests left, Zhang He dared to go out. He summed up today's experience in four words—too stupid.

Zhang He found his sports car, stepped up and inserted the key in, smoothed his hair from the rearview mirror, pinched his baby face, and couldn't help sighing, "Hey, I'm already 27, why don't I look old! !"

On the way, Zhang He opened the CD, which contained "Elopement". During the climax, he roared along with him, and opened the hood. He cried and howled ghostly on the road in the middle of the night, just like a snake in the late stage of mental illness.

Zhang He doesn't care about the eyes of the people around him. These days, if you have money, you are the uncle, if you have milk, you are the mother, if you have no money, you are the grandson, and if you have no milk, you are the father!stepfather!

He was happy in his heart, all because Dagua told him a secret about Si Yu, and this secret aroused his man's desire and conquered his heart.

He licked his lips, thinking that if we meet again by chance, his ass will definitely bloom! !

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