The literary vest is wrong!

Ueno Chuanzhu was a little confused.

He looked at himself reflected on the window glass of the shopping mall on the street, with the bright red hair and golden eyes, the fluffy hair swaying in the breeze, at first glance he thought it was a big red cherry, and this body The red cloak with a fur collar, which was so hot that it exploded at first glance, fell into a weird meditation.

The system said weakly with a guilty conscience: "Su, host, you have been standing here for 10 minutes, it's time to confirm the task."

"My lord." Ueno Chuanzhu raised his hand and pointed at the red boy reflected in the glass, "Then explain to me first, what is this "Osamu Dazai" all about?I'm not someone who hasn't watched "Bungo Dog", isn't this Osamu Dazai in it? "

【This, this...】

The mechanical sound of the system became even more erratic, it coughed lightly, and explained, "I just sent a message to the headquarters to confirm, it is that the host's vest pool is bound to the wrong Wenlian crew next door... because it is already bound. It's fixed, so I can't change it..."

The more the system spoke, the softer it was, "But whether it's Wen Lian or Wen Ye, they are all Wen Hao teachers anyway, so it's not a big question?"

Ueno Chuanzhu still didn't speak, the system panicked directly, and it cried loudly at the boy: "I'm sorry, I'm just a novice in the system, and I don't know why I made a mistake, the host don't fire me, I'm just born, I don't want to Just go back and remake it, sorry—”

"Okay, okay, don't cry." Ueno Chuanzhu got a headache from the system's magic sound, he frowned slightly, and the cute boy reflected in the glass also put on an expression that didn't fit the human design , "Since it's bound, just use it. As you said, it doesn't matter if you're all Wenhao teacher anyway."

Ueno Chuanzhu stretched out his hand and brushed the book "Disqualification in the World" hanging on his waist, his eyes flashed with interest, and he smiled lightly: "And... isn't this more fun?"

The reason why he signed a work contract with the Two-dimensional Transit Bureau after his death was just for fun. If he really completed the task according to the original plan and ready for shift, it would be boring.

The system sobbed and didn't understand the meaning of the host for a while: "Good, fun?"

Ueno Chuanzhu withdrew his hand: "It's nothing, let's talk about the mission."

Seeing that the host didn't intend to fire him, the system immediately became happy. It quickly clicked on the task information and put it in front of Ueno Chuanzhu: "Host host, since we are all newcomers, the first task is very simple."

[This world is distorted due to malice, Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly stopped respecting him after the combination incident, and even really wanted to kill Osamu Dazai, but Osamu Dazai didn't know about it. 】

[As long as Osamu Dazai and Ryunosuke Akutagawa of this world meet, and then Osamu Dazai clearly recognizes this, the malicious distortion of the world will disappear. 】

Speaking of this, the system is a little lost, "According to the original plan, as long as the host wears the shell of Dazai Osamu and goes to the Armed Detective Agency and the port Mafia, it will be enough to lure the two people out to meet, but now... ..."

Although the current shell is also Osamu Dazai, it has nothing to do with Osamu Dazai here. What can I do to make them meet? I can't break into the port of Mafia and kidnap Akutagawa Ryunosuke In front of Osamu Dazai!

The difficulty of the task has skyrocketed!

【Is that so? 】

Ueno Chuanzhu pondered for a while, then suddenly laughed, and his whole body brightened, "Then this is really great!"

System: Huh?

[Then what is the host going to do? 】

"I'm not going to break into Mafia port like you think." Ueno Chuanzhu lightly responded to what the system said unconsciously, "In short, just watch obediently."

Ueno Chuanzhu gently placed his hand on the glass, staring at himself inside, he closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he was already "Dazai Osamu".

The red boy blinked blankly at first, then stood on the spot and turned around several times. After realizing that he was the only one around and not the person he was thinking of, his eyes instantly became watery.

"Ugh... where is this place... where is Akutagawa-sensei?"

"Akutagawa-sensei! Where are you!" "Osamu Dazai" yelled, ran away from where he was, and started running around the streets, "Ms. Akutagawa!"

……

Nakahara Nakaya was driving his locomotive on the road. He had just finished a mission and was about to go back to the headquarters to report to the leader. Just as he was about to cross the road, a red shadow suddenly appeared from the side. .

"Ah!" Zhongyuan Zhong also turned the front of the car hastily, the wheels of the locomotive screamed, he stopped steadily, and looked at the fallen figure in front of him vigilantly, "Who are you?"

Enemy attack?

"Wuwu, I'm very sorry!" The boy fell to the ground, his palms were scratched by the rough ground, the pain made him teary, and he looked at Zhongya Zhongya with wet eyes, "I'm looking for someone... I'm very sorry , I'm too anxious, woo woo woo..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned slightly: "Be careful next time, what if you get hit by a car?"

"I'm sorry... I'll pay attention." The boy got up from the ground sobbing, he looked down at his dirty hands, wanted to cry but held back forcefully, "Then, then I Just leave first."

Zhongyuan Zhong also saw his pitiful appearance like a kitten abandoned by his owner, he really couldn't stand it, and said aloud: "Wait a minute, let me take you to a nearby pharmacy to treat your injury?"

The boy stopped and looked at him with bright eyes: "Really?"

Chuya Nakahara: "Really."

The young man sat on the back seat of the motorcycle carefully. Because he brought "injured people", Zhongyuanzhong also drove slowly. He drove unsteadily to a nearby pharmacy, took people into the store, and then asked the clerk for treatment. s things.

"Osamu Dazai" looked at the back of Nakahara Chuya asking the clerk, blinked, stretched out his hand to gather his cloak back, and exposed the book at his waist.

Zhong Yuanzhong also came back quickly with his things. He motioned the young man to spread his hands. After wiping off the dust on his hands with a wet towel, he took out the alcohol and a cotton swab, and pressed them against the tiny openings.

"Aww!" The boy cried out in pain, and the tears that had just been suppressed came out again. After receiving the stare from Chuya Zhongyuan, he suppressed his painful cry embarrassingly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also said angrily: "It's just this little injury, it will be healed the next day, so there's nothing to complain about."

"I'm really sorry!" The boy subconsciously responded.

After finishing speaking, he shrank his neck and muttered in a low voice: "Hey, why did I apologize so naturally? Why do I always feel that he is going to punch me in the next second? It looks like Chuya's temperament. Ah... ouch!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also heard a certain name. He shook his hand and pressed it hard, which shocked people. He asked in confusion, "What did you just say? Say it again?"

The young man murmured blankly: "Ah? I think you're going to punch me in the next second..."

"No, I'll say the next thing."

"Just..." The young man tilted his head, and repeated what he said just now in doubt, "It feels like you and Chuya have the same aura."

does he know meZhong Yuanzhong also looked at the red boy suspiciously, looked left and right, and even searched for his memories when he was still a sheep, but he couldn't find when he had seen this person, "Hey, Kid, do you know me?"

"what?"

The boy said, "I don't know you."

"Then how do you know..." my name?

Um?Wait a minute.Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned slightly, carefully sizing up the young man in front of him, he didn't pay attention before, looking at the young man's attire now, no matter what he thinks, it shouldn't be the way he should be in this season, and he can't look like an ordinary person, no matter what. It's not that he didn't even prepare summer clothes for him. Could it be that he sneaked out from somewhere and took the clothes secretly?

But it looks so fit, it shouldn't be...

Nakahara Chuya's gaze moved down, and finally settled on the book hanging on the boy's waist. Before this book was covered by his cloak, he didn't see it. Now after sitting down, it was revealed instead. And on the cover of this book, there are four large characters written brightly.

--"Human disqualification"

Isn't this the name of Osamu Dazai's ability?

Is the enemy?

Zhong Yuanzhong also met the innocent and bewildered eyes of the young man, and asked tentatively, "Hey, you... what's your name?"

"me?"

Hearing the other party's question, the young man pointed at himself, his expression suddenly brightened, "I am Osamu Dazai, a genius novelist who descended into the world like a comet!"

"You must have seen my work!"

Nakahara Chuya: "No, no."

Why did he read Osamu Dazai's works?

No, no, is this really Osamu Dazai?Why is it so different from the one he knew, just a person with the same name in Japan? Hey!

But the "Disqualification in the World" on the other party's waist...could it really be sent by the enemy?But which enemy would approach him with such a suspicious identity?

"You haven't read it?" "Osamu Dazai" showed an extremely hurt expression, "My work can be recognized by Mr. Akutagawa! It's your loss if you haven't seen it!"

"Osamu Dazai" suddenly lost his mind, "Speaking of which, where is Akutagawa-sensei... He finally had the opportunity to write a book with Akutagawa-sensei, but when he opened his eyes, he came to a strange place, and Akutagawa-sensei has disappeared ...When will Mr. Wu Sishu find me back..."

Chuya Nakahara was surprised to hear "Osamu Dazai" babbling about half of his information. Although he didn't quite understand those terms, even Chuya Nakahara felt a little bit that the person in front of him was... a bit too much. Simpler?Is this really an enemy?

The cadre of the port Mafia turned on his mobile phone with a complicated expression, and sent a message to the leader.

【Boss, I picked up a strange, uh, Osamu Dazai, do you want to take it back for you to have a look at? 】

Mori Ogai who received the message?

What does it mean to pick up a Dazai Osamu?

The author has something to say: the daily update time is [-]:[-] noon, if something happens, I will ask for leave~

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【Notes for reading】

He is the protagonist who likes to play tricks, and also likes to play. He puts fun first and tasks second, but he is a stable group, never overturning, and never falling off the horse.

(But the character's IQ is limited by the author's IQ, please be more tolerant to the stupid author...)

About Wen Lian: There won’t be too many writers involved, basically they are familiar characters, the characters are mainly based on stage plays and animations, some of them are based on the understanding of game lines and three-dimensional deeds, plus self-filtering, there are a lot of others Private setting, and please do not contact the three-dimensional oh~ (The author still wants to live orz

About the mission world: They are all weird private ifs derived from the if line and the original work line. If you want to see it, you can tell the author, and the author will consider it.