Professor of LVSS is so cute

When Severus was only as tall as his mother's calf, he realized he was not a lucky kid.He seems to be very unpopular with Lady Luck.Whenever he was overjoyed by a good deed, there would always be a bucket of cold water pouring down from the sky, pouring him into a drowned chicken that was as embarrassing as he could be.

For example, on his sixth birthday, when he happily accepted his mother's blessing and sat at the door of the kitchen eagerly looking forward to the cake baked by the other party himself - he was drunk on the street every three days and would never go home without money His alcoholic father always shows up at the door by coincidence!

Tobias Snape, whose eyes were bloodshot from alcohol, would roughly kick the door, curse and throw the cake his wife Irene just baked on the ground; He held it up high and smashed it hard at his wife who begged him "don't be like this"; he would plunder the last little savings of the family, and would shake the banknotes in his hand without any nostalgia and can't wait to walk away.

Severus still remembers shaking his dislocated right hand towards the cake, and stretching out his index finger to gently lift a little bit and carefully put it into his mouth.

It was clearly a fragrant and low-quality butter, but he tasted a bitter taste.

Today, he is still feeling happy because of the sympathy between himself and his teacher, and the happiness bubbles are flying all over the sky, and he is frustrated when he sees that stupid dog in the Hogwarts auditorium who was originally thought to be old and dead. Sitting on the teacher's desk -- crossing his legs and sneering at him provocatively!

What made Severus's forehead twitch with anger was that those colleagues who knew that he and Stupid Dog couldn't get along were all trying to persuade them to shake hands and make peace with an extraordinarily eager attitude.

Shake hands and make peace?

What are you kidding? !

The professors headed by Flitwick said to Severus in such a natural tone, "Sirius will be like you in the future, a professor at Hogwarts. He teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, Will take the place of the old Bit."

The head of Ravenclaw said to the new potions professor with a livid face in a cheerful, singing tone, "Oh, you don't know, old Bit's body is the same as Horace's. Due to a small situation, under Poppi's insistence, I had to let go of my beloved pointer, and retired early to enjoy my old age with all kinds of helplessness."

"Oh, that's a pity," Severus said dryly.

The faces of the other professors invariably showed regretful expressions.

——Old Bit has made great achievements in the defense against the dark arts. Many of the students he taught have become Aurors and played an important role in the Auror Command.

"Hey! Felius! Today is a good day for Severus and Sirius, what you say is not good, but these sad things-it's really a pot of water!"

Professor Sprout, who always had a gentle smile on his face, glared reproachfully at his old colleague with goblin blood, "Okay, dear Severus, let's drink to your fate with Sirius!"

Eagerly waving her wand, she volunteered to float two goblets over her petrified new colleagues, "What could be more celebratory than graduating together and returning to teach at your alma mater?"

Severus, who seemed to have a dozen slugs stuffed into his mouth, gouged out his eyes gloomyly at Sirius, who also had a disgusted expression, and said in a tone that was cold enough to freeze to death: "Unfortunately, respectful Professor Sprout, please forgive me for disagreeing with the fate you said. If I had known that Headmaster Dumbledore would accept Mr. Black's application letter—” the black-haired Professor Slytherin twitched his masseter muscle, “then, in At today's meeting, there is no way you will see me."

As he spoke, he clenched the goblet, which was crumbling in front of him because of Professor Sprout's blow, and could hit the tip of his nose at any moment, and slammed it on the teacher's long table— — Unreservedly showing the displeasure and anger in his heart to the fullest!

Severus' sudden outburst startled all the professors present, and everyone stared at him dumbfounded—it was hard to believe that the black-haired Slytherin, who had always been taciturn, would say such fierce words.And Sirius was more like a big dog that stepped on its tail, barking angrily!

"Damn snot! You are too good at putting gold on your face!" The new Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, whose nose was almost dead, threw the goblet that floated in front of him. Smash!

——Professor Sprout, whose kindness was mistreated like this, was shocked and clutched his chest, and was grabbed by Professor McGonagall!

The abandoned son of Black, who didn't bother to give others a serious look, stared at the expressionless Potions professor, "If it wasn't for my lovely godson, I wouldn't have come here to torture myself! You are also worthless, you will stay in school for the elderly when you are less than 20 years old!"

The place he was going to be was Auror Command - if it weren't for the repeated pleas of Prongs - his grades would definitely get him a very good position in the Ministry of Magic!This damned snot-nosed man doesn't even know how disgusting he is, but he thinks so highly of himself!

Sirius' malicious sarcasm this time did not attract Severus' fierce counterattack, on the contrary, he was completely stunned by the phrase 'lovely godson' that Sirius blurted out!

Seeing that the conflict was about to escalate, Professor McGonagall quickly asked in a surprised tone: "Sirius, what did you just say? Godson?! Lily is pregnant?!" As the dean of Gryffindor College, McGonagall Professor Ge is very caring for the golden boys and girls in his college.

"...Not yet, not yet," Sirius, whose mouth was a step ahead of his brain, was a little lacking in confidence at first, "but that's only a matter of time!" Soon he became confident again.

In fact, he was right. With the love of the Potters, there could indeed be good news from their family at any time.

"Oh, Sirius! You made me happy for nothing." Professor McGonagall said dissatisfied.

Severus, who had been in a daze since hearing the phrase 'lovely godson', also regained his sanity when he ran away from home.Annoyed and irritable, he picked up the goblet that was mostly spilled and took two sips indiscriminately—but he no longer had the motivation to argue with that stupid dog.

Just because Severus didn't want to fight didn't mean that Sirius Black also stopped.As soon as he settled the two lingering ladies with a mouth smeared with honey, he turned his gun on Severus again, and watched as the two of them were about to fight head-to-head again, killing them Albus Dumbledore, who had gathered at Hogwarts, finally pushed the door open.

The old principal is still wearing his distinctive robe of stars and moons. He looks dusty, but he is in good spirits.

His arrival successfully suppressed the two, and the meeting, which was delayed for more than half an hour, officially kicked off.

When this meeting was over, it was Dumbledore's insistence on the welcome dinner again.

"No one is allowed to refuse - if there is no accident, we will get along for a very long time in the future." The old headmaster said to Severus and Sirius in such an unquestionable tone.

By the time this so-called welcome dinner was over, it was already the tip of the moon outside, and the stars were twinkling.

Severus returned to his exclusive space at Hogwarts, grabbed a pinch of Floo powder and threw it into the fireplace.After the green flame passed, he had already stumbled out of the fireplace in the hall of Prince Manor.

"Why were you so careless?" Voldemort, who was already waiting in the hall at some point, disapparated from the chair he made for a short distance, and happened to hug the student and lover who almost fell to the ground into his arms.

"Sorry, I didn't pay attention." Severus shook his dizzy head and replied vaguely.

"Dinner finished?" Voldemort steadied him, but his hands didn't come down from his waist.

"Well, but I didn't eat much." Severus, who knew what Voldemort wanted to ask when he heard this, said simply, "I can still eat with you."

Voldemort's hand on Severus' waist moved to his flat and firm abdomen, "It doesn't look like I ate much for dinner, but... I drank a lot of wine." The nose sniffed Severus twice Next, there was a bit of intimate reproach in the voice.

Severus' heart skipped a beat, but there was a hint of anger on his face spontaneously, "You don't know who I saw in school!" He was very unexpectedly hired the black son of the Black family as a black man in Hogwarts. The thing about the Magic Defense class came out, "You don't lose if you lose, we are all newcomers, I can't lose to him no matter what!"

"It's okay, I'll ask Lucius to put pressure on behalf of the school board tomorrow and fire him directly." Voldemort immediately stated that he would stand up for Severus - he didn't let Severus stay at Hogwarts to be angry of.

Voldemort's concerned words made Severus feel grateful and ashamed, and felt that he should not cover up the real reason for his drunkenness.

It's just that he really doesn't know how to tell his teacher...

Just a stupid assumption made by the stupid dog made him flustered and flustered.

"What's wrong? Are you frowning so tightly?" Voldemort stretched out his thumb and pressed Severus' slightly furrowed brow, "Or do you have other plans?"

Voldemort's voice pulled Severus back from his troubled thoughts, and the corner of his mouth forced a contemptuous arc, "A clown is not worth the teacher's trouble, so what if he stays at Hogwarts, no more His accomplices, how to deal with him, is it up to me?"

"Very well, Severus, I appreciate your confidence." Voldemort looked at his confident student with a smile on his face, "Since you are sure you can handle it yourself, then I will Let's wait and see," Voldemort reminded his students, "...Don't forget, we don't need to save any face for a bloodline betrayer."

Severus naturally agreed to this.

■

After the pre-school meeting was over, Severus entered into a busy period of orientation and lesson preparation.In order for him and Sirius to better integrate into the school, Dumbledore specially arranged a lot of targeted work for them - so that they can become more comfortable as soon as possible.

Because of their competitors, the two newly appointed professors can be said to have exerted all their strength. As long as the tasks assigned to them were given, they could always complete them quickly and well, and overfulfilled them.

The other professors, who at first were very concerned about their attitude, gradually got used to their attitude towards each other, and no longer made a fuss about trying to separate the two just because they pulled out their wands.

In a blink of an eye, it was the day when school started.

Severus watched one after another of the little radish heads timidly lined up into the auditorium, and then one after another were sorted into the school's four colleges, and his mood was a little complicated for a while.Last semester, the juniors who affectionately called him senior all changed their names. Those in Slytherin began to call him Dean, and those in other houses would also respectfully call him Professor Prince. .

Before you know it, several months have passed, and the time has entered the severe winter-the Christmas holiday is coming.

As long as you are a student, there is no one who doesn't want to have a holiday. Seeing that everyone's potions homework has become more and more perfunctory, the new potions professor can't help frowning.

The professors, who were more and more satisfied with Severus's performance during this period, were surprised to see his frowning expression, and immediately extended a helping hand enthusiastically, asking if there was anything he could help.

Severus shook his head naturally, he couldn't say that he was bothered by the students not paying attention to the homework.

Since Severus didn't answer, other people would be sensible and wouldn't visit people*, but Sirius, who was getting closer to Professor Flitwick during this time, talked about it over there.

"Students nowadays are getting more and more shameless," he said in an authoritative professor's tone, "I really want to put a 'T' on each of their homework!" A few months ago, professors wished they could type 'T' in every assignment.

"Hey, Sirius, you must not do this," the half-breed goblin professor hurriedly stopped his impulsive friend, "what you are facing is a very common situation among students-we call it Holiday syndrome, when the holidays are over, they'll be back to normal."

"Then I can only watch them perfunctory me?" Sirius' voice was very unhappy.

Severus, who was a few seats away, seconded the stupid dog in his heart... Indeed!It hurts the eyes to see those bad homework!If possible, he would rather set it on fire and let them do it all over again.

"When the holidays are over, you can do whatever you want," Professor Flitwick reassured his hopping friend, "Christmas is coming soon, dear Sirius, take this as a Christmas present for your students ! They will appreciate your consideration for them very much."

"...Dear Felius, I don't appreciate their gratitude at all." Sirius gritted his teeth and said, "Don't tell me that you have been doing this all these years."

"Do you want me to show you your homework when you are about to go on vacation? I didn't do anything to you at that time." Professor Flitwick patted Sirius on the shoulder and laughed.

Sirius, who was full of anger, heard Professor Flitwick say this, and his expression froze immediately - he couldn't help thinking of himself when he was on the verge of vacation... It seems that at that time, he and James were both concerned about all kinds of tedious things. I lost patience with my homework, and almost every day I took Moon Face's homework and just changed a few words and copied it... I became more guilty for a while.

Sirius's side died down, and someone on Severus' side asked him out of curiosity if he had the same troubles.

The Potions professor, who had never thought of being on the same side as his arch-enemy since he entered school, sneered when he heard this, "Forgive me for disagreeing with your views," his swarthy eyes glanced contemptuously at the scratching head "I'd rather see them cry than make them appreciate me," he bared his white teeth, "If they don't want to be detained by me this Christmas, give me a good Do your homework again!"

Professor McGonagall warmly agreed with Severus' statement!

She applauded enthusiastically in front of all the professors, "Dear Professor Prince, I agree with your point of view very much. In fact, I have always done this-indeed, we teachers should not treat ourselves Compromise! It is the teacher's responsibility to assign homework, and it is the student's responsibility to complete the homework. No one can use any reason to escape or even perfunctory... I will act with you this year," Professor McGonagall said seriously, "I will I will post this news, as long as the homework I assigned is not completed, or it is perfunctory, then they don't have to go back for Christmas this year!"

Unexpectedly, Professor McGonagall would respond to him so enthusiastically, Severus twitched his mouth, and raised the wine glass next to him to salute Professor McGonagall.

The other professors who watched their interaction looked at each other in blank dismay.

From hearing what Severus said, he felt that he was deliberately grandstanding, Sirius just wanted to taunt a few words, when he heard his old dean speak in a tone full of relief!His throat suddenly choked, and he was almost choked to death by the unchewed steak that had just been stuffed into his mouth, and his expression was abnormally gloomy for a while.

Naturally, Severus, who hated him, didn't notice this. On the contrary, he was reminded by Professor McGonagall - secretly decided in his heart, and announced his decision in today's class!

Regardless of the students' attitudes, he stuck to his guns, after all he was fed up with poorly organized assignments.

The successive announcements made by Severus and Professor McGonagall caused the entire Hogwarts to mourn!

I never thought that my professor would suddenly become so 'cruel'. The students could only cry and restrain their thoughts covered with weeds, and return their attention to the classroom honestly - they have already left They have been away from their families for several months, and they are now in a state of returning home, and they are absolutely unwilling to be unable to go home because of some mistakes in their work.

And their serious attitude also made Severus and Professor McGonagall very satisfied, and there was a gratified smile on their faces again.The other professors couldn't sit still for a while.They also began to wonder if they should learn from Professor McGonagall and Severus, but they couldn't bear it.Amid such entanglements, Sirius, who has always treated disagreement with Severus as a major event in his life, publicly stated in a public place: The melon that is twisted is not sweet, he decided to start from this semester, every two days before the holiday For a week, all homework for Defense Against the Dark Arts class would be canceled automatically, but they had to be made up during the holidays, and he would strictly check at that time—to determine whether the benefit should continue in the next semester.

Sirius’ words caused an uproar, and the students almost swore on the spot that they would never let down their teacher’s trust, that they would not abandon their studies even if it was a holiday, and so on—they were so excited that they almost burst into tears ( How much psychological burden does this need to reduce!)——And their statement also moved other professors who were watching from the sidelines, and they followed Sirius and announced their decision on the homework for these two weeks——so Suddenly, a very strange scene appeared in the Hogwarts library. Almost every student who was writing hard on the parchment had all kinds of review materials for Transfiguration or Potions on their desks. .

After the last class was over, Severus tidied up some of the items he needed to carry and shrunk them into the pockets of his robes, and went to the school conference room to listen to the routine summary meeting before each holiday before returning to the cellar. He threw the floo powder he had prepared earlier into the fireplace.

■

Severus had a very happy Christmas holiday, after all, there is nothing more joyful than spending the festive season with a lover who is like him.

And Voldemort was indeed a very good lover, even if it was the first time he was attracted to someone, and decided to seriously talk about a life-long love match.

He has achieved the extreme that a lover should have. It is difficult for the inexperienced Severus not to be moved by him, and the blood of magical creatures that constantly resonates between the two makes this feeling stronger like wine. Incredibly hot.

Time flies, and it is always difficult to feel the passage of time when people are in happiness. Severus felt that it was just a blink of an eye, and the time for the start of school was already close at hand.

This holiday can be said to be that Severus, who has been with Voldemort day and night, is naturally reluctant to leave his teacher, even if they can see each other every morning and night, his reluctance is naturally seen by Voldemort, and he is also in his heart. Quite useful, but now is not the time to leave love.

"Next Tuesday is your birthday, Severus, and it's time for you to make preparations for inheriting Prince." Voldemort reminded his lover who was intoxicated in love, his tone was full of concern.

"Gigi, they've been preparing me for a long time," his words lifted Severus, and his face became serious. "Teacher, you will accompany me, right?"

"Yes, dear Severus," said the red-eyed devil with a gentle smile on his face, "that's for sure, I don't remember you inviting anyone other than me."

The author has something to say: Happy Children's Day everyone＼（＾o＾）／～