[Rebirth] Teach you how to attack Aojiao

On the way back, I expressed my doubts about Cangli's brother's affairs in Lantingxuan, but he looked at me strangely: "What's so strange, Lantingxuan is the stronghold of the ghost clan in the human world."

To say so blatantly?

I thought for a while, and then asked, "Why is it...uh," a little embarrassed, "Fireworks Land? Is it not easy to be found? Or is it easier to get other people's information?"

But I started to think about it, but the barn li shook his head, lowered his eyelids, touched his chin, and said to me: "It's not that complicated, it's just my brother's interest, okay?"

"Hobbies? Open...cough cough, running a romantic place or something?" I twitched the corners of my mouth. It's not like a normal person's interest. Could it be that this industry earns a lot of money?

Shrugging his shoulders, Kurunu said as a matter of course: "Because my brother's mother who passed away was a maiko, it's normal."

"Huh?" I was shocked, stopped in my tracks, and asked Cangli with wide eyes, "Isn't your brother the same mother as you?"

Nodding, Cangli scratched his head and said, "My father has many wives, and my elder brother was born by San Niang."

A lot of... wives?I kept talking, but after I was surprised, I started to get angry. Thinking of my bachelor career before time travel, I felt even more annoyed. It was these people who occupied the latrines and didn’t shit and took up all the resources, which made me and other outstanding single young men It's outrageous that you can only masturbate or have sex!

I was so angry that my shoulders shook, Cangli saw this and came over to grab my hand, I threw it away angrily, remembering that Cangli seemed to be one of those people in the future, so I asked viciously: "Will you also Want to marry a lot of wives?" Could it be that they are also taking up social resources?

Unexpectedly, when Cangli heard this, he gave me a hard look and was more angry than me. He blushed angrily and said, "What nonsense are you talking about! How could I marry someone else... I've liked it since I was a child..." Halfway through the sentence, I couldn't say anything up.

After a while, I realized that he was talking about Si Snake, so I squinted my eyes and asked knowingly: "I have liked... who is it since I was a child? Could it be Si Snake?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" roared angrily, almost deafening my ears, the barn fox's face moved close to her, her thin lips moved, as if exhaling nervously, "You...you Don't talk nonsense to my brother!"

This innocent little look is like 300 taels of silver here.

However, being so close in public made me feel embarrassed, seeing passers-by’s ambiguous eyes, so I pushed him away, and I moved away a little, took a breath and said, “Don’t be so anxious, I’m just talking casually,” and then He smiled and said, "So, Cangli has had someone he likes since he was a child."

His eyes widened, and he saw that his face was about to bleed, but he gritted his teeth and said angrily, "No!"

The sound was thunderous.

Didn't you just say there are?I shrugged helplessly, picked my ears, walked to the side, patted his shoulder, evoked a smirk, and said teasingly: "If you don't have it, you don't have it. Why are you so loud? It makes you seem to like me."

"Like you?" As if being guessed by the tail, the brow furrowed suddenly, and the voice of the barn fox suddenly raised his voice, his face was ferocious, "How is it possible?! You are ugly and useless, don't be sentimental! You don't even care about my brother at all. Nothing compares!" Barn Fox put his hands on his hips angrily, pouted like a child.

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm self-indulgent, I can't compare to Si Snake." Reluctantly replied, I really don't understand this kid, Cangli, who has such an obvious brother-in-law complex, but he just refuses to admit it.

After taking two steps, he suddenly stopped, turned his head, his face was rosy, his eyes were wandering, his fingers were clasped together, and he asked, "What about you?"

"I?"

"...Do you have someone you like?" She was so fierce just now, what's going on with this shy little daughter-in-law now?

After thinking about it carefully, I replied: "Not yet."

"Not yet? Did you have it before?" Listening to the tone, he was actually dissatisfied.

"There used to be, but the relationship didn't get along, so we separated." I said.

He pursed his lips, and it took him a while to recover, then continued to rub his hands and asked, "Then... what kind of person do you like?"

"Gentle and kind," I said bluntly, with a smile, "I won't lose my temper like you."

In the middle of the sentence, the barn li lost his temper. He turned around angrily, squeezed my ear tightly, and said ruthlessly with his face flushed, "Then you hate me, don't you?"

Being pulled so painfully, my tears were about to come out, and I hurriedly said, "I don't have it."

Who would have thought that he would be even more angry, bit his lips, and said coldly: "Huh, if you hate it, you can hate it, I don't like you anyway!" Then he pushed me away forcefully, and walked in front.

Covering my nearly paralyzed ears, I had lingering fears. I didn't know where I had offended him, so I had to follow behind the raccoon in silence. After a while, the raccoon stopped suddenly, which startled me.

"What's the matter?" Could it be that he is going crazy and trying to tease me again?

At this time, I followed Cangli's gaze, and saw Yue Ming and his followers slowly approaching in front of him, not only that, but also the smiling young man beside him...why do they look so familiar? !

Although he planned to have nothing to do with Yueming in this life, he did not forget the pain of dying in his previous life!And after counting, did the young man know Yueming so early?I remember at this time in my previous life, I was still a guest at Yue Ming’s house, and he said he had something to go out, but he met this boy?No, calm down, if this scumbag had known this young man a long time ago, wouldn't I...

I suddenly became angry, and for no reason, I turned around and wanted to leave. Who would have thought that Yueming would find us one step earlier, and the three of them walked over together.

Deliberately ignoring them, I grabbed the barn li and casually pointed at the open-air noodle shop behind me and said, "I'm hungry for the barn li."

"Didn't you just have a full meal?" Cang Li looked puzzled.

"Didn't you spit it all out?" I said loudly, with my hips on my hips, "Are you going?"

Maybe it was because of my insistence, so the barn raccoon dragged me over, and the two of them ordered two large bowls of beef noodles. After a while, when the noodles came, I started to gobble them up, and I only picked meat to eat. All the beef was given to me, and he jokingly said, "Reincarnated as a hungry ghost? Why don't you just buy a piece of beef for you."

I ignored him, I continued to eat, but unexpectedly Yueming and the others sat down at the table.

Are these guys coming to eat noodles too? !

Immediately annoyed: "There are people here, are you blind, who allowed you to sit with me?"

Hearing this, Xiao San immediately became uneasy, and softly said to Yue Ming: "Yue Ming, we took someone else's seat."

"But there is no other place to sit here, Yong Yue, don't you want to eat noodles." Yue Ming's voice was extremely gentle.

Hmph, embracing the moon is really a fitting name for the occasion.

Biting the noodles hard, I glared at them, and at this moment Yue Ming looked over politely, nodded slightly and said: "There is no room here, please make it easier for us, how about we gather a table together."

Pressing down on the chopsticks, I said angrily, "Master, I don't like joining the table!"

Hearing this, the young man and his entourage's complexion darkened, especially his entourage, slammed down on the table, pointed at me and cursed: "Don't be shameless, do you know that my young master is..."

"Epee, don't be rude." Yueming still remained expressionless, called the attendant, and looked at me slowly, and when he saw me and the barn fox, his eyes flashed, "Last time in the God Realm Sorry for the offense, I never expected to meet you in Lishui City."

The barn li didn't speak, but he tried to pick meat for me, and ignored him.

Our indifference made Yueming very embarrassed, perhaps because the atmosphere was too awkward, the young man looked over softly, and he was about to cry and said to Cangli: "I'm really sorry, I blame me for eating noodles, I shouldn't take your place , we'll be leaving right away."

I felt pity for the soft tone, and my eyes turned red, looking pitiful, as if I had been bullied, which made me look like a villain, and made me angry.

The epee beside him hastily pulled out of him, and said angrily: "Yongyue, why are you being polite to these two ignorant bumpkins?"

"But……"

"Hmph, I'm obviously a ghost, but I want to pretend to be an adult, I know I'm ugly." The epee said to Cangli with a sting in his words.

The next moment, a bowl of noodles, soup and water were poured over.

Epee, Yue Ming, and the boy were shocked immediately.

The barn fox was also stunned.

I bent my lips and smiled, I took a deep breath, spread my hands, raised my eyes, whistled, and pretended to be innocent: "Oh, my hand slipped."

"You...!" The heavy sword suddenly became angry, and was about to come over with a punch.

But I didn't change my face, glanced at everyone, and hugged Barn Fox's waist in a good mood, ignoring that he was a head and a half taller than me, straightened my chest, and stepped on the stool with my thighs upright, majestic Pointing at the heavy sword stopped by Yueming, he said: "You call so many names 'Jian', light 'Jian' is not called heavy 'Jian'! Sure enough, people live up to their names!"

As I said this, I tightened my arms around the barn li, raised my chin, looked at the three people in front of me with contempt, and said with a smile: "You can call me ugly, but who dares to say that my wife and I are ugly?" Play with him! Don't piss and look in the mirror. What kind of goods and virtues are you, how can you compare with my daughter-in-law? Give it to me for free, and I don't want it! What happened to the ghost clan? What I hate the most in my life is a bitch who sees people as inferior!"

I gave Yueming a hard look, and without looking back, I hugged Cangli and left the noodle shop in full view.

After walking a certain distance, Cangli, who suddenly came to his senses, lowered his head and asked sinisterly, "You just said... who is your wife?"

The faintly exposed red hair and fangs made me uneasy, I quickly let go of my hand, shook my head and explained: "I was just in a hurry just now, and wanted to frustrate their spirit, so..."

"Did I allow you to say that, and why aren't you my wife?!" His tone was very severe, and his complexion was very dark, but is there something wrong with his focus?

Of course, after my patient explanation and comfort, the barn fox regained his composure.

Si Snake covered her mouth with a smile and came to visit me who was beaten up with a bruised nose and face and was fined to kneel on the washboard. She glanced at the closed door and asked with a funny smile, "Hasn't the raccoon let you in yet?"

I wanted to talk, but my face was swollen like a pig's head, and I couldn't speak at all.

"Who told you that she is your wife?" Si Shebudao said helplessly, "Cangli has hated people calling him beautiful since he was a child, and even more hated people touching him. He has a bad personality and a bad temper."

I couldn't refute. I was downcast and felt that my knees were almost numb.

What?Why kneel on the washboard?Actually, I don't want to kneel, okay?It's just that this washboard was changed by the curse left on me by the barn li, so I have to kneel if I don't want to.

My knee was so painful that I was about to cry, but at this moment, Si She glanced at me thoughtfully, and said in a low voice, "But he treats you very differently, probably because he likes you."

... like?I think he treats me worse.

So he smiled wryly, and said to Si Snake: "Si Snake, don't laugh at me, how can he treat me like you—"

Just as I was talking, the greyhound with a displeased face pushed the door and came out. Seeing that his face was still so dark, Si Snake didn't say anything. He patted me on the shoulder and turned away. I thought to myself Not good, there is no one to rescue me, and the barn raccoon will beat me up again later, wouldn't I just confess here today?

Seeing the barn raccoon getting closer and closer, I felt deeply that the sky was going to kill me. I gritted my teeth, thinking that I would still be a good man in 18 years, so I closed my eyes.

But the expected fist did not fall.

When I opened my eyes again, I was thrown into the room by him, and then I was pressed on the chair. When I was wondering what to do, a hot egg was pasted on it.

"It's hot!" I yelled.

He said angrily: "You deserve to be scalded to death!"

He looked at the angry man timidly, then he stuffed the boiled egg to me, turned around, brought a small box, took out some green paste like ointment, and smeared it on my bleeding, red and swollen knee, it hurt so much I bared my teeth and burst into tears.

Seeing this, Cangli snorted: "Do you know it hurts? See if you still dare to talk nonsense in the future?"

"Don't dare again!" How many times will I suffer?

I looked at the barn fox who applied the ointment to me with tears in my eyes, but he suddenly stared at me and said, "Eggs, apply to your face yourself."

"Oh!" I hurriedly rolled the egg on my face to dispel the silt.

The room suddenly fell silent.

Gradually, the ointment on my knee took effect, and I felt that the injured place didn't hurt anymore, and it was very cool, but the barn fox was still carefully applying it to me. The sunlight from outside the house fell softly on his beautiful outline, and the light eyelashes, With a tall and straight nose bridge, deep pupils, and slightly upturned lips, I noticed that there was a mole on the corner of his lips. Looking at the mole, my heart moved for no reason.

"What are you looking at?" Raising his eyes, Kuru asked me coldly.

And I stared at his face as if in a daze, and said softly: "You are so pretty."

Cangli frowned, I knew I had said the wrong thing again, and hurriedly covered my face with my hands, but he didn't move for a long time, then I opened my fingers and secretly looked at him, but unexpectedly Cangli looked at me again, my heart seemed to stop After half a beat, he hurriedly looked away, but he came straight over, pushed me down, and looked at me from top to bottom.

The heart is beating fast.

What's happening here?

The alarm bell in my head started to ring, and the raccoon stretched out his hand, I was at a loss, and then, in the blink of an eye... the raccoon snatched the boiled egg from my hand and mercilessly pressed it on my face like a pig's head!

"Pain, pain, pain...! Don't use such force, the eggs are broken! Help!" I screamed.

"Liu Chen, let you talk nonsense in the future!"

"woo woo woo woo--"

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