Miss Gojo can't figure it out

When Youyue was first noticed by Yinshi, she was calmly begging for food on the street.

Sakata Gintoki had never seen such a strange child, sitting on the stone pier on the side of the sidewalk of the overpass like an old man.The upper half of his face was covered with black cloth strips, and his white hair was disheveled and tied behind his head with a reed.

There are many homeless orphans, and they are basically quite aggressive, because they will be robbed of food if they don't fight or grab it.He deserves to lose everything if he doesn't fight hard, and he will do anything as long as he can get food and money.

But Youyue sat on the street dirty, not even wearing a pair of shoes in the late autumn, embarrassed but inexplicably calm.

She didn't cry and make noise, and she didn't write a sign asking for favor from others. She put the old iron bowl in front of her, her expression was calm and indifferent, as if she was going to have a golden light on her head in the next second, and she would ascend to Taoism.

The kind old woman put two white steamed buns into her bowl, and she thanked softly: "Thank you, Grandma Osaki."

"How did you recognize mine?" asked the mother-in-law in surprise, "Do you hear footsteps?"

"Ah."

She nodded noncommittally, and turned sideways almost imperceptibly, her eyes covered under the black cloth seemed to stay on Yinshi who was watching the play for a moment.

Yinshi smacked his lips, becoming somewhat curious about this little girl.

Some people also tease Youyue.

The naughty children called her "Little Blind", reached out to grab the cloth strip behind her head, and said maliciously: "Let's see what your eye sockets look like, are there two black holes?"

Before he could get close to her, he was staggered by a stone flying from behind his head.

"it hurts!"

"Pain Pain!"

"Who is making a sneak attack? I can't afford it!"

Everyone was stoned for a round, and they forgot to tease the little blind man, and decided to work together to find the attacker and get revenge.

After the people left, Youyue got up for the first time and went to the alley not far away, raised her head and said to Yinshi, who was sitting on the eaves with her legs crossed, "Thank you."

Gintoki casually laughed.

"Good uncle."

Yinshi was speechless and choked up: "Hey, can you be a little polite, you stinky girl, I've only just come of age!"

"Please don't get me wrong, I am thanking you for the group of people just now."

"Uh……"

"If you didn't distract those people just now." Youyue said calmly, "I'm going to make each of them lose an arm."

"Are you a terrorist, did you say something weird all of a sudden?" Yinshi's mouth twitched, "Are you interested in meeting someone named Shinsuke Takasugi? That guy also calls for destruction every day, so he should be with you." Very chatty."

"Sorry, I only know about Zi'an."

"I don't want to know that."

"I like the "Children of Joe's Bakery" and "Bad Boys Go to Egypt to Beat Centenarians" with him better. The second villain in the bandage obviously doesn't have the feeling of a vampire."

"Don't just talk about the three-dimensional thing just because you are in silver? Do you know that some readers can't understand it?"

"Okay, Joseph Joestar."

"How long are you going to be a seiyuu meme, bastard!"

The first chat ended with a strange complaint. Later, Yinshi would pay attention to what she was doing every time he passed the bridge——

The terrorist speech still left a little impression on him.Youyue stayed on the bridge for more than half a month, and then finally changed her base and went to Yoshiwara to beg.

Yinshi hadn't seen her for several days, and he was even a little unaccustomed to it.

It wasn't until one day on the way back from playing small steel balls that he rarely had the interest to buy things and detoured a long way before seeing Youyue squatting at the entrance of Huajie again.

"Why are you here?" he asked.

"Sigh." Youyue's face showed a heavyness that shouldn't be there at this age, "I caused some trouble, and I can't stay on the bridge anymore."

He smiled because of her grown-up tone: "Why, have you messed with someone important?"

"It's about the same. It seems to be called Tiandaozhong? There are quite a lot of people. I killed one who wanted my life, and many people came and wanted to die with him."

Yinshi was stunned: "Ah... that's really incredible..."

"Their bodies can also repair themselves, I suspect it could be DIO's..."

"Silver doesn't have a DIO!"

There was a moment of silence.Yinshi couldn't help asking: "Can a child as young as you really hurt people? At least give me a reasonable reason that I can hear."

Youyue stared at him for a moment with the calm eyes of a fool.

She said, "Well... that's because there are a lot of prostitutes here who are drunk, and I can pick up their wallets when they lie dead on the road."

"What! If there is such a good thing, then I will be with you."

"No, you stink, please stay away from me."

"Hey, you're not much better, are you! Dirty girl!"

Yinshi and Youyue chatted for a long time, many times hesitated to speak, and finally asked her hesitantly: "Do you want to live with me?"

Obviously, I am also wandering, often suffering from hunger and cold, eating the last meal without the next meal.

But he was serious when he said it.

"Beforehand, I'm sure I can't give you good conditions. Follow me, that is, two people wandering together... But maybe I can give you a little sense of faith in life." Yinshi asked again, "Would you like to try it? "

Youyue also hesitated for a long time before slowly asking: "Then will you abandon me?"

"As long as you don't do anything outrageous."

"Do you think I'm weird because I can't blend in with the crowd?"

"To tell you the truth, Ah Yin is quite weird." Yinshi scratched his ear, "If you can't get in, you can't get in. Sheep go with herds, and wolves go alone."

Youyue asked: "Then if the two of us are together, do we count as a group or alone?"

"The structure is small. If you find another person, three people will be able to build the O branch. This wave tells us to make big strides and small steps on the road to building communism, and strive to create the smallest closed loop."

"Huh?" Youyue was puzzled, "What are you talking about?"

In the end, Youyue agreed to live with him.

I lived in a cardboard box on the side of the street, and hid from the rain under the air conditioner. Not long after, I met a kind mother-in-law, who sold the second floor of the izakaya to them.

Youyue finally took a thorough hot bath, and felt that she should not continue to tie dirty cloth on her eyes when she was clean, so she showed her eyes that she had never shown before for the first time.

"Excuse me." She stood at the door wearing sandals, "Is there any thin strip of cloth? Sunglasses are also fine."

Dengshi was dumbfounded: "..."

"I've lived for so many years." Granny Dengshi's hand holding the pipe was a little unsteady, "It's the first time I saw the cross-dressing scene in "Princess Diaries" come true."

"Pull it down, where is she Anne Hai Owei? It's just like the scene where Zhuzhu takes off his headgear in "Demon Slayer: O"? Kongzhi orangutans are too lazy!"

Yinshi yelled, "Bring back my dirty face-paralyzed idiot Xiaoyou!"

Youyue: "..."

Edo is fairly peaceful in daily life, and there are always large pieces of torn cotton candy hanging in the blue sky, as well as the aircraft of the Celestial Being.

Youyue only needs to worry about two things, she doesn't want to write the grammar exercises assigned by Yinshi, and where to collect money to pay the rent.

The latter is more difficult than the former. In this era of manual workers, no one wants to hire thin girls.

"What's the problem, wouldn't it be okay to take off the sunglasses and become a singer and dancer?" Yinshi pointed to the advertisement on the TV and said, "Here, "Edo 101" is currently being registered, hurry up."

"What is singing and dancing?" Youyue asked seriously, "Can you make money by singing and dancing?"

"Well, and it also includes food and housing, but the trash vase will be ridiculed by netizens."

The implication is that you are definitely a waste of both singing and dancing, and you are throwing a pure vase on the stage that can dance better than you, don't go to humiliate yourself.

However, not long after, when Gintoki watched the weather forecast and switched channels, he really saw a familiar face on TV.

It is the end of the promotional video of "Edo 101". The white-haired blue-eyed super beautiful girl in a sailor suit winks at the camera, and her name [Sakata Yuzu] scrolls across the subtitles.

Yin Shi: "..."

Is there really such a level of confrontation in the world?

Then he specially switched the channel to the exclusive TV station of "Edo 101" to find out.

In the program, the white-haired beautiful girl Sakata Yuzu was far ahead in the first round of popularity voting with more than five times the votes of No.2, but after the ranking was announced, she voluntarily proposed to withdraw from the competition.

The first clip opened by Yinshi is the release of the order of the replay, Youyue holds the microphone and calmly states the reasons for withdrawing from the competition.

"I am Sakata Yuzu, and I am very happy to accompany you on such a journey without regrets." She said, "Please don't make unreasonable guesses, the reason for my retirement is that I have earned enough rent and living expenses for half a year, and I am retired. "

Yinshi's hand holding the remote control was almost trembling.

Looking through the previous episodes, I specially selected Youyue's first performance stage and first performance stage to watch, and found that she is not only not a vase, but also illuminates the skill points of excellent singing and dancing without a teacher.

In addition to the stage, "Edo 101" will also broadcast the daily life of some beautiful girls, mainly selecting and broadcasting interesting clips in their daily life.Because of the high popularity, there are more clips related to "Sakata Pomelo".

With nothing to do at home, Gintoki also read the daily routines about "Sakata Yuzu".

The more I watch it, the more strange it becomes. This kind of female idol competition show is generally friendly on the surface, but in fact you are fighting against each other——

But this group of female idols don't even want to maintain the superficial plastic friendship. They are angry with each other about "who has dinner with Xiaoyou", and they go back and forth about "who chooses accessories for Xiaoyou to match clothes better". debate.

The program group wanted to post clips showing everyone's fierce competition, but unintentionally cut out a story of the harem fighting for favor.

Yin Shi: "..."

When Youyue came back from work that day, she was subjected to a series of crackling soul tortures from Yinshi: "When did you go to participate in "Edo 101"? Wasn't it a closed system where everyone lived in a dormitory together? You obviously lived at home all the time. Huh? So the one who went was your twin sister? By the way, why did you retire? Do you know how popular you are?!"

"You asked me to participate." Youyue blinked and slowly explained the matter clearly.

Because Yinshi mentioned this matter, she went to the registration point to try her luck. She listened to a few pop songs on the way, and chose a difficult one to sing to the judges. point.

I heard that you need to stay in the dormitory with everyone for the whole stage, Yuyue is unwilling, and wants to leave directly after performing the talent, but the passing director was shocked when he saw her real face, and decided to make a decision for this Sakata Yuzu The player opens the back door.

A few days after becoming popular, Youyue also received her first salary and business endorsement fee, which was enough for the two of them to live for half a year, and then happily retired from the competition.

"To be honest, it's all about flaws." Yinshi said speechlessly, "Don't you think your learning ability is not scientific at all? Why can someone who can't even memorize classic haiku be able to sing and dance casually!"

No matter how much Gintoki complained, Yuzuki's idol career started and ended so briefly.

In addition to study and rent, there is another small problem.

——Assassins from the Heavenly Dao Congregation.This is a question left over from history before deciding to live with Euntoki.

The assassins sent by Tiandaozhong were killed by her without exception, and some of the fish that slipped through the net were cleaned up by Yinshi, but Youyue herself didn't know it.

The Heavenly Daoists found that there was no hope of destroying her, so they chose to recruit security instead—it was forced to recruit security, because Youyue entered their lair single-handedly, and a [Cang] directly blasted the buildings on the ground, and by the way thoughtfully killed half of the members. If you don't keep it, you have to send it to the west.

The few leaders of the Heavenly Dao Congregation were not there, and the rest were all idiots.After being killed and afraid, she had to propose a settlement, first stabilize her, and wait for the leader to return before settling accounts.Their ideas are good, and the conditions they offer are very moving.

Youyue thought for a moment and said no.

"Why didn't you make such a choice earlier? Not now, my guardian will be sad if I do bad things with you guys."

Youyue said with some regret, "I have given you many chances, as long as I don't disturb my life, I will never kill them all - but you must listen to my advice."

On that day, the Heavenly Dao Congregation that existed on Earth was wiped out in one fell swoop.

A few days later, a chestnut-haired man in a robe came to the door.

Six eyes can easily see through his "immortality" characteristic, which is a little troublesome, but it doesn't take much energy to deal with such a small character, Youyue doesn't take him seriously at all.

However, under Yinshi's gaze, the man took off his bamboo hat, revealing a gentle and handsome face with a smile on his face.

Yin Shishu claimed to call him "teacher".

……

"The world where you should exist and the world of Sakata Gintoki are like two completely unrelated waters."

This is how Saiki Kusuo explained to her.

Wutiao Youyue was originally a saltwater fish, and it was supposed to live in the sea. It was purely accidental that it ended up in a freshwater lake.Because she is rarely destructive, freshwater rangers don't bother to fish her out.

In the time and space code-named "Gintama", the strongest race is only full of speed and resistance, and the overall balance of power is maintained very reasonably.

She used some spells occasionally, and because the damage was properly controlled, it didn't have much impact.

Until protecting Yinshi, Youyue opened up the domain to the chestnut-haired man who smiled inexplicably.Suddenly, like a circuit overload tripping, the world's alarm is sounded, and self-defense procedures are activated——

"You were expelled from the world and marked, there is no way to go back."

To facilitate her understanding, Saiki Kusuo made a very vivid analogy: "The code name 'Gintama' is like a family aquarium, and you are a whale. Even if you melt hard, you will be restricted everywhere because of your too much power, and you will be out of place."

Youyue listened silently, her blue eyes were not disturbed at all.

The boy couldn't bear it, looked away, and said softly, "I'll take you back to the world you should go to."

Her thoughts drifted lightly and far away, even though she had been away from Edo for several days, she still did not feel lost.Sleeping in the dream of the blue sky of Edo and Gintoki, when I wake up, I will be in a daze for a long time facing the strange ceiling.

The manga bookcase with the most books at home is "Bleach". Even though Gintoki always complained about the heroine's hairstyle, he still faithfully paid for the manga with Kubo's name printed on it.

Youyue will also flip through a few pages when she is bored.Among them, the preface of the fifth volume is the lines of Chadu Taihu.

"If I don't have a sword in my hand, I can't protect you; if I keep holding a sword, I can't hug you."

But what does it matter?Youyue thought.

Weakness is not a shameful thing, at least not in Yinshi.

There is no sword, but a wooden knife, Yinshi will protect her.She is so convinced.

Before deciding to go with him, Youyue cautiously asked one last question.

"I am nothing, I have nothing to do, and I may not be able to do anything in the future. Even so, are you willing to take me in?"

Even so, won't you abandon me who can't empathize with ordinary people, who is so indifferent to a little scary, and who is completely out of the crowd?

Yinshi thought for a long time, and rarely gave a very serious answer.

"People don't have to find what they want to do. In the final analysis, who decides the 'what to do'? For example, if you want to play with me now, isn't that what you want to do— — But in the future, if there are people you want to protect and things you want to accomplish, you must try your best to do it without leaving any regrets.”

"Everyone always emphasizes social value, but I don't think it's necessary. I don't want to quantify people into things. Things need to be meaningful to be needed, but people have value just by being alive."

"I'm not a gregarious person. When I was young, I was called a 'ghoul' for stealing sacrifices. A few years ago, the nickname given by others was even more terrifying. In short, I am a very dangerous and undecent person. So the last point I want to emphasize is not that I take you in."

—— "Are you willing to need each other with me from now on?"