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Chapter 8 Punching Bag

A month ago, Yang Tamuzhuo personally took the handwriting of the old leader to the Northwest Station of the Great Wei Dynasty, and said to Xie Xuan that the emperor of the Great Wei Dynasty was not a good guy, and the death of the King of Anyang had other secrets behind it.This is not the first time Xie Xuan heard such words. The first time was in a restaurant not far from Fengyue Street. That day he accidentally saw He Lian who ran out in a panic, so he ran to kick him down. The door of Xianyue Tower brought He Yun back home.

Xie Xuan entered the palace, and the old emperor immediately called him into the imperial study when he heard about it.When they met, they asked kindly: "Zichen has been really hard these past few months, can he adapt to the environment in the Northwest?"

Xie Xuan smiled and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your concern, Zichen is fine."

The emperor seemed to be in a good mood, and chatted briefly with Xie Xuan's parents for a while.Xie Xuan looked at the face of the old emperor, a little dazed.Then he sneered from the bottom of his heart, feeling uncomfortable all over, and there was no more uncomfortable time than this.

Of course, Xie Xuan didn't reveal his thoughts to the elderly Ninth Five-Year Lord, he kept smiling, and his speech and behavior were very decent, which just made the emperor feel good.Then Xie Xuan naturally rejected the invitation to stay in the palace for a "family banquet", excused that he was too tired from traveling all night, and left the palace like burning his butt, he couldn't stay for a moment.

Even if Yang Tamuzhuo's words have not been confirmed, but even a slight possibility can make him feel like he is sitting on pins and needles in front of the Holy One.His father, who had asked himself to be a prince, fled to the Northwest, the wind and sand for several days, his vigilance overtly and secretly, and even an unconfirmed guess, all of which made him breathless.

Xie Xuan kept walking outside, almost jogging, completely lost his usual calmness, it was the first time he felt that the distance from the imperial study to the palace gate was so long, he hurriedly got into the carriage, kicked When he opened the curtain, he was stunned. For a moment, he immediately relaxed his frowning brows, even adjusted his tone, and said leisurely: "I haven't seen you so idle on weekdays."

He Yun in the car caught Xie Xuan's momentary change of mood, and felt a little strange in his heart. Seeing Xie Xuan's nonchalant look, he followed Xie Xuan's words and said, "It's been so long since I haven't seen you, as a younger brother, I can't cling to you." gone?"

Xie Xuan glanced at He Yun, thinking this kid took the wrong medicine?

He Yun didn't wait for him to speak, and continued: "You don't know, elder brother doesn't care about me recently. Apart from going to court and military affairs, he only cares about his sister-in-law all day long. Lan Tian and I were left alone. Now there are two cold day lilies."

Xie Xuan smiled and said: "You have no conscience, sister-in-law is not good enough for you?"

He Yun rubbed his nose, and said heartlessly: "Okay, it's so good, I'm too embarrassed to go out to play, and I help Lan Tian practice all day long, and I've been beaten by my own hard work." The spirit was touched."

Xie Xuan didn't bother to pay attention to him, just listened to him continue to say: "How about Brother Zichen, you can beat me up. I haven't been cleaned up for several months, and I really feel uncomfortable."

It was the first time he saw himself begging for beating, Xie Xuan looked at him in surprise, his face was written all over, he might not be a fool.But He Yun seemed to see through his thoughts, and leaned over and said, "I'm not a fool, I'm really just itchy, Brother Zichen, you can hit and pinch whatever you want, as long as you don't slap your face... hey hey hey! "

Xie Xuan didn't know why, he stretched out his hands to pinch He Yun's face, and pulled hard on both sides. Seeing that He Yun's expression was really miserable, he kindly changed the place, and grabbed He Yun from head to leg. They pinched each of them, causing He Yun to cry and cry.The coachman didn't know what to say and asked, "My lord, this is..."

Before Xie Xuan could reply, the person who was beaten snatched it up and said, "It's okay, brother coachman, go ahead and pick a place where there are few people. Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

After Xie Xuan had pinched enough, he really felt better.He Yun rubbed his arms and legs, his neck, his waist, his face and his forehead with tears in his eyes, as if his whole body hurts, but he really didn't know where to rub it.

Xie Xuan had vented enough, Fang felt that he was too harsh, he coughed twice, and helped He Yun gently rub his waist.Seeing He Yun's pitiful look, he wanted to laugh so hard, but felt that it would be too much to laugh out loud at this time.He had no choice but to lower his head, with a slight smile on his face.

At this time, He Yun asked with a smile: "Brother, are you feeling much better?"

Xie Xuan's smile couldn't be retracted before he was stunned. He didn't expect that He Laoer, who was heartless and heartless on weekdays, and couldn't scald a layer of skin with boiling water, would send himself to the door to beg for a beating for the first time. It's to make him happy.

Seeing that Xie Xuan didn't speak, He Yun gave a huff, and continued, "I thought, you must have suffered a lot in the northwest, since there are all outsiders in the northwest, you have never done anything to anyone except me, so you can't miss it." I vented my anger on them for no reason. I haven’t played with them for a few months, so I should feel kinder to be able to teach me a lesson. I see that grandson of the old emperor... Shhh, don’t tell my elder brother that I said that to the old emperor, uh.. .Anyway, I reckoned that you would be annoyed seeing that turtle grandson, so I came here specially. If you feel better, just talk about it, and you can just smile."

Xie Xuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he raised his head and rubbed He Yun's head indiscriminately. Looking at He Yun's messy hairstyle and pinched red face, he burst out laughing. This was probably the first time He Yun saw Xie Xuan laughed so happily regardless of his image, and he didn't care what his image was at the moment, so he laughed like a fool.

The poor coachman experienced this moment in the carriage from crying to laughing, from great sorrow to great joy, his body froze with fright, and he felt that he could not even pull the rope steadily.What's wrong with this... what's wrong with this?

This year's weather is extremely cold. After the heavy snow stopped, the sun came out for a few days. It was warm outside from the house, but it was not the same when I went out of the house. The north wind was blowing.He Lian wanted to pull He Yun out to practice kung fu together, but He Yun sat lazily by the fire, his buttocks seemed to be stuck to the bench, no matter how He Lian pulled him, he just stood still, looking so cold. Go out and look like a fool.He Lian had no choice but to give up.

He Qing went to court as usual, and Xie Xuan didn't know what was going on when he came back this time, and he was a bit out of business.In the early court, he always claimed that he was unwell, and once or twice, the emperor directly granted him a period of time to recuperate in the mansion.

It is said that he is in the mansion, but in fact, King An Yuan has never stepped into his palace.On this day, Xie Xuan took a leisurely stroll to the market alone early in the morning, and when he came back, he had two more delicious roasted sweet potatoes in his hand.As soon as he opened the door of He Yun's room, He Yun, who was still motionless just now, jumped up from the bench, and rushed towards the food in Xie Xuan's hand like a starving ghost.Xie Xuan threw the sweet potato aside, and He Lian caught it firmly.He said: "It's as if you haven't eaten, and you can't lose face."

He Yun didn't grab the food, but directly grabbed Xie Xuan's hand. He shuddered and said, "My god, big brother, are you still using human hands? It's colder than ice lentils!"

Xie Xuan didn't care: "Is it cool to go out early in the morning? Just because you're so delicate, if you go to the northwest for two days, will you freeze to death? Get up, get up!" He was about to shake off He Yun.He Yun ignored him, put his other hand on it instead, and said, "I'm made of steel and iron, how could it be so easy to freeze to death."

He Yun stayed by the fire for a long time, his palms were so hot, Xie Xuan felt quite comfortable, so he didn't say anything else.He Yun covered him for a while, then said with a playful smile, "Brother, when are you going to the northwest?"

Xie Xuan felt that He Lao Er's hospitality was not normal when he came back this time, so he said: "If you have any ghost ideas, just say it."

"Can I go with you?"

"..."

"Second brother, what kind of moth are you going to do!" He Lian, who had been silently eating sweet potatoes without saying a word, opened his eyes wide with surprise.

He Yun turned his head and made a face of a kid not talking, then quickly turned his head and said, "Brother Zichen, can you please?"

"Tell me why."

He Yun rolled his eyes back and forth, held back for a long time, and said, "I will miss you if you're not here."

Xie Xuan still looked at He Yun and didn't answer. He Yun himself felt that the reason was unreasonable, so he continued: "The things you brought back, especially the bow, are really amazing. There are no such things in the Central Plains. , I want to see and see. Just take me there, brother! I promise not to make trouble for you!"

Xie Xuan thought to himself, He Laoer is used to being a delicate young master, so there is nothing wrong with going out to see the world.Although the weather in the Northwest is a bit harsh, He Yun doesn't have to work as hard as him, and life should be more comfortable, so there's nothing wrong with it.

Seeing that Xie Xuan didn't immediately reject him, He Yun knew there was something to be done, and seized the time to say, "Brother, you are very lonely over there by yourself, don't you miss me? No matter what, if something goes wrong for you one day, there is a cheaper one." Punching bag, what a good thing, just promise it!"

... makes sense.

"Second brother, if you leave, who will teach me how to practice?" Little friend He Lian continued to ask, seeing that He Yun started to look back at him, he added another sentence: "Brother Zichen, can I go too?" ?”

"...Ask your elder brother."

When He Yun heard this, he immediately let go of Xie Xuan's hand, and sat back happily: "I'll take it as if you agreed, my elder brother has long disliked us for obstructing his world with his sister-in-law, absolutely no problem! Hey Hey, third son, leave one for me!"

Xie Xuan rubbed his hands that had been warmed up just now, and suddenly felt a little happy for no reason.

Although He Yun was a little short-sighted, but his understanding of his elder brother was always in place, He Qing didn't hesitate, and just waved his hand, wishing that He Yun would disappear in front of him immediately.So He Yun cheerfully started making preparations half a month before going to the northwest. He Lian was dragged by him every day to buy, buy, buy, and felt that it would be exhausting just to carry these luggage.

Half a month later, He Yun got his wish and followed Xie Xuan on the journey to the Northwest. Along the way, he was as excited as if he had been drugged.He Lian was also excited, but his excitement was limited to sticking his head out of the car, looking left and right with his eyes wide open, and asking Xie Xuan where he was and what he was doing there from time to time.He Yun was different, when he saw someone buying candied haws on the street, he would yell, "Heh!" The peddler was so frightened that he half leaned out, picked off a few bunches immediately, and threw them away again. Give someone a few pennies, quickly get back into the car and pass it to Xie Xuan and He Lian, and then say something fussy: "The candied haws here are bigger than those in Jinyang!"

After walking for half a day, Xie Xuan already had several snacks in his hand.Xie Xuan doesn't like to eat these, so He Yun will give it to him and he will continue.If he could reach it easily, He Yun would lean out to reach it; if he couldn't reach it, he would jump off the carriage and catch up after a while.

Normally, Xie Xuan would have beaten him up, but today he was in a good mood, so he kept silent.When He Yun wanted to jump out of the car for the sixth time, Xie Xuan finally couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed He Yun's belt and stretched him back.He Yun couldn't break free, he grinned, finally being honest.

As soon as the group left the city, heavy raindrops fell like beans from the sky.After waiting in place for a while, the rain did not stop, but it tended to get bigger and bigger.The chill could still be felt through a layer of wooden boards, and the coachman shouted to the inside: "Your Majesty, the rain is so heavy that the carriage can barely move, but the cart behind it may not be able to! See what you can do!"

The hard-to-go cart at the back was used to hold He Yun's large and small boxes, and it was indeed difficult to transport a cart of things out in such heavy rain.Xie Xuan made a decisive decision: "It's getting late, go back and find an inn to stay."

So the group of people turned back to the city in a mighty way. This is a small city, not far from Jinyang, and there are two big characters printed on the front of the city gate: Biancheng.They randomly found an inn that looked fairly neat and settled down, planning to have a meal first.He Yun directed a few people to check all their suitcases again, and sat down at the table if there were no leaks.After tossing for a long time, the rain became heavier.

"When I came out this morning, Master Sun was still laughing at me. How can you change your face when you change your face?" He Yun wiped his wet face and sneezed firmly.

He Lian hurriedly poured him a cup of hot water and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to leave today?"

"It's okay, don't be in a hurry." Xie Xuan waved his hand, signaling the accompanying soldiers and coachman to come and have dinner together.They followed Xie Xuan all the way, knowing that the prince had no airs, but it was not easy to show courtesy, so they opened a table by themselves, Xie Xuan smiled and did not force it.

A young waiter hurriedly ran over and asked with a smile on his face, "Should the guest officials stay at the shop?"

Xie Xuan said with a smile: "Serve the food and wine first, and then stay in the hotel."

"That's it!" The waiter in the store was very attentive, and hurriedly handed over a few towels, and said: "Guest officer, wipe it off first, it's raining heavily today, and I'm afraid it's very cold. How many rooms does the guest officer want? Little The store is preparing first to boil bath water for a few of you."

Including the three of Xie Xuan, there were a total of eight people traveling together, Xie Xuan said: "Eight rooms".The waiter counted on his fingers, a little embarrassed: "Guest officer, there are only four rooms in rainy days."

"Are there any other inns around here?"

"Most inns are in the city, and this place is far away, so there is only one."

A soldier stretched his neck and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry about us, we can just find a place for ourselves!"

Xie Xuan smiled, and said: "It's raining too much, everyone should feel wronged tonight, let's share a room together."

The waiter in the shop immediately accepted the words with a smile on his face: "Okay! Then everyone will discuss it first, and the younger one will make arrangements."

He Yun and He Lian were naturally in the same room, but the result was that the people at the table over there looked at each other, and no one dared to sleep in the same room as King An Yuan. Xie Xuan knew that he was in the same room as them, and the other probably wanted to sleep in the same room as King An Yuan. Stayed outside the door overnight.Among the accompanying soldiers was a very young one who patiently answered He Yun's many inexplicable questions along the way.He Yun blamed him for liking him, so he pointed to him and said, "Hey little brother, what's your name?"

Xiao Bing said: "The young one is named Feng Yi."

He Yun said: "Feng Yi, right? Then I'll be in the same room with Feng Yi! Little Baiyun, you and Brother Zichen are together."

Xiao Bing didn't refuse, but there was still a flash of panic on his face. He Yun caught it, touched his chin, and said, "Am I so scary? Don't worry, I'm not a prince, nor a general. You don't have to have a psychological burden with me."

Feng Yi hastily said hesitantly: "No, no, I..." My mental burden is too heavy, okay...

He Lian burst into laughter at the side: "Second brother, with such a broken mouth like yours, he has been nagged by you all night, what is he going to do tomorrow hahahahahaha!"

Feng Yichu was standing aside, scratching his head in embarrassment, He Yun glared at He Lian, unconvinced, sat back on his chair and looked at Xie Xuan.

Xie Xuan glanced at him, with an uncontrollable smile on the corner of his mouth: "Lan Tian, ​​you live with Feng Yi, I'll take your second brother in."

He Lian said loudly: "Okay!"

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