Yokohama Cat Cat Food Guide

After Nakahara threw Osamu Dazai out, he felt a burst of coolness, probably because he faintly sensed in that little black cat a temperament similar to that of his ex-partner who defected, which made him feel that the other party was not pleasing to his eyes no matter how he looked at it. The filters on cat ten level are useless.

He didn't explain to Xiaokui why the cat that was there just now disappeared. Anyway, Xiaokui is a child now, with food and other playmates, it is difficult to notice the details next to it, especially When there are so many cats in the house.

Nakahara Chu also specially dug out the dried fish, and added extra meals for Mr. Kitty and Saiki Kusuo, "You have to play with Xiaokui for a while, and don't let her find out that there is a missing cat, or I won't give you extra meals in the future. gone."

Probably the image of Xiaokui as a foodie was too deep in Zhongyuan Zhongye's mind, and Zhongyuan Zhongye subconsciously felt that it would be a great punishment for the cat to eat one small dried fish.

But Mr. Cat and Saiki Kusuo are not the snacks that Xiaokui can buy with a small dried fish.

"Wine! Appetizers! Don't fool me with dried fish!" Mr. Cat had already exposed his identity as a monster in Central Plains, biting the dried fish he gave him, and bargaining with him.

"Well, then when I drink at night, you can come too." Wine and appetizers are simple for Nakahara Nakaya, because he likes to drink very much, but his wine is not very good, so He has never been able to make friends who are willing to drink with him, and Mr. Cat is willing to have a drink with him, but he is not dissatisfied.

Then Nakahara also set his sights on Saiki Kusuo. Dazai Osamu who was thrown out just now was wrapped in bandages, but he could still be said to be injured, but Saiki Kusuo's lollipop hairpin and green glasses , It doesn't look like an ordinary cat.

In fact, Saiki Kusuo has already worked hard to change the world consciousness so that people around him will pay less attention to his superpower controller and his green glasses to prevent petrification, and at the same time reduce the sense of violation of these two props, but he did not expect that now In front of this group of people, the setting of distorted consciousness seemed to have disappeared, and everyone noticed his attire.

In desperation, he also spoke: [I want coffee jelly. 】

However, he is better than Mr. Cat in that he didn’t gobble up the dried fish while disgusting him. Instead, he pushed the dried fish away with a cold face, and the dried fish was immediately caught by the little fish. The cat teacher who was so disgusting was taken away.

"Oh." Zhongyuan Zhongya just wanted to test it out, but he didn't expect that the other party was really not an ordinary cat. Now Zhongyuan Zhong also began to think, so the black cat he just threw out was not an ordinary cat?

Saiki Kusuo: […] It seems that this is an intuitive player.

After Natsume Takashi finished feeding Xiaokui, he carried Xiaokui out, planning to hand it over to Nakahara, so that he could eat by himself.Sure enough, Xiaokui didn't notice the disappearance of Osamu Dazai, and she was only full of the new excrement shoveler Chuya Nakahara, who kept stretching out her two lotus root-like arms to him for a hug.

"My little miss." Zhongyuan Zhong also took Xiaokui, and got Xiaokui's soft face to rub against.

"Papa! Papa!" Xiao Kui clapped her little hands and called rhythmically.

"Your daddy is here..." Zhong Yuanzhong also paused, artificial intelligence can't eat even if it becomes a robot, so he changed his mouth, "It's charging, and put on some oil by the way."

Xiaokui blinked, stretched out her fleshy fingers, and pointed to the side.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked along Xiaokui's fingertips, and saw the little black cat just thrown out was poking around the window of his house, and its paws had successfully lifted the glass window.

If it weren't for the weirdness of the cat picking the lock, Osamu Dazai would have come in directly through the door, without having to climb the window to get in through the window.

He lifted up the glass window furiously, leaned out half of his body and entered the room, was picked up by someone, met Zhongya Zhongya's sky-like blue eyes, and suddenly Guilt softly "meow".

Nakahara Chuya is a person who is soft but not hard. Osamu Dazai has partnered with him for so long, and the reputation of "double black" is frightening, and the tacit understanding for many years is not blown out.But Osamu Dazai underestimated how much Nakahara Chuya of the Intuition Department hated him.

Nakahara ignored Osamu Dazai, who was pretending to be cute, and opened the window directly, throwing the cat out.His house is a small villa, and the windows are on the first floor, so he is not afraid of breaking Dazai Meow.

Osamu Dazai didn't realize that he was thrown out again until he landed, and immediately jumped up to the window, stretched out his fingernails and scratched the glass, the piercing sound made Nakahara Nakaya have to turn back to face him again.

The sound of fingernails scratching the glass is simply goosebumps, not to mention Chuya Nakahara, even Xiaokui and Saiki Kusuo couldn't stand it, Saiki Kusuo directly blocked his own hearing, and by the way, Xiaokui's hearing was also blocked , and is now playing the opening song of "Tom and Jerry" in Xiaokui's mind to attract her attention.

"You guys are so annoying!" Nakahara Chuya handed Xiaokui to the care of Mr. Cat and Saiki Kusuo who had already finished eating, while he rolled up his sleeves and aggressively settled with Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai saw that Nakahara Chuya was coming, and quickly jumped off the window sill, using his tenth-level skills in playing Nakahara Chuya, he ran away without a trace.

"Little bastard, don't let me see you next time, or you'll look good to me!" Nakahara Nakahara waved his fist at Dazai Osamu's back and said bitterly, this kind of irritating feeling made him unable to hit him, It reminded him of Dazai Osamu.

So Chuya Nakahara came back and taught Aoi who was enjoying watching "Tom and Jerry" on TV with Kusuo Saiki, "That kind of wild cat like mackerel, don't pay attention to him next time, he is very bad , Xiaokui will be easily bullied if she gets close to him."

"Mackerel... cat cat?" Xiaokui tilted her head, not understanding what Nakahara Zhongya meant. How could a cute cat have something to do with mackerel, but whether it is fried or grilled, the taste of mackerel They are all pretty good, and the mackerel sashimi makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

Zhongyuan Zhong also had to carefully analyze the disadvantages of being too close to mackerel with Xiaokui. This is not the first time Zhongyuan Zhongye has analyzed with Xiaokui like this. It was not long before Zhongyuan Zhongye entered the port mafia. He was well aware of Osamu Dazai's piss, and besides cursing mackerel after drinking, he also analyzed with Xiaokui several times the horror of the mackerel villain. Came to secretly bully his kitten.

After all, Osamu Dazai is the kind of black-hearted bad boy who doesn't like his goodness. He usually comes to make trouble when he sees him happy, and wants to snatch him when he finds good things. He is naive and naive at the same time. Seriously care about this brat whose mental age is only three years old.

Yes, he didn't care about that guy Dazai Osamu seriously, not because he couldn't fight against him.

Listening to Chuya Nakahara and Xiaokui preaching over and over again, Saiki Kusuo finally understood why Xiaokui had such a bad impression of mackerel, oh no, it was because Dazai Osamu had such a bad impression. There is also the brainwashing education of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

Seeing Nakahara Nakaya's defense against Osamu Dazai, he even guarded against cats like him. Although he was not wrong in his defense, it was not wrong that the cat was Osamu Dazai.

Xiaokui was told by Zhongyuan Zhongye that her eyes were like mosquito-repellent incense eyes. She went round and round, and the whole person was dumbfounded, but she nodded obediently under Zhongyuan Zhongye's expectation, and repeated: "Qinghua Fish is a villain, stay away from him."

After a while, Xiaokui asked again: "Then can I eat mackerel in the future?"

At this time, Xiaokui's mind is full of mackerel, but when Nakahara met Osamu Dazai a few years ago, Xiaokui was already 12 years old. Separated, Xiaokui, who is only four and a half years old now, can only think of fresh and delicious mackerel when he thinks of mackerel.

"Yes, of course!" Zhong Yuan said bitterly, "It's so disappointing to think of mackerel when I see that cat. The takeaway at night is called mackerel sashimi."

"Xiaokui wants to eat too!" Xiaokui echoed in a childish voice, "Appetizers!"

"Kids don't drink alcohol, I'll make cat milk for you at night." In fact, Zhongyuan Zhong, who had already started drinking when he was a minor, gently pinched Xiaokui's face to dissuade the child's curiosity about alcohol , "If Xiaokui wants to drink, she has to wait until she is 20 years old!"

"20 years old..." Xiaokui snapped her fingers, but she didn't figure it out clearly, but she still understood that she would have to wait until she was 20 years old, and she would have to wait a long time to know the taste of wine.

"And if you want to drink, you must be accompanied by an adult!" Everyone's wine taste is different, just like his wine taste is not very good, and there is Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who pours it all by the glass, But there are also those who never get drunk like Osamu Dazai.

Zhong Yuan would not let Xiaokui drink alone until she found out about Xiaokui's wine taste and capacity. What if something happened to her?

Nakahara also did things like smashing bars after drinking and beating Osamu Dazai, but there are also people in bars who have heard people say that some people will do some stupid things after drinking, and even drink unconscious like Akutagawa Ryunosuke .But for people like Akutagawa Ryunosuke, it's okay to say, after all, there were colleagues around him at the time, even if he was knocked down by alcohol, he was not afraid of being picked up by his enemies.

But it’s much more dangerous for girls, and it’s even more dangerous for a cute girl like Xiaokui now, especially when there are still many people who will “pick up corpses” in bars, picking up those beautiful girls who are drunk .

So the alcoholic Zhong Yuan Zhong also seriously analyzed the dangers of alcohol with Xiao Kui again, hearing Xiao Kui's head beating bit by bit, he was about to fall asleep.

Teacher Mao couldn't listen anymore, "Tch, there are still people who refuse fine wine, I can't figure it out."

Natsume Takashi, who had just finished eating, pressed Mr. Kitty's head to let him face Nakahara Chuya who was preaching, and said leisurely, "You should really listen to this more!"

"Hmph, this is just for children, do you believe that he can't resist the temptation of fine wine at night?" Teacher Cat said in a seasoned manner.

Just as Teacher Mao said, at night, Zhongyuanzhong taught Xiaokui a lesson of "don't drink too much alcohol".

"That bastard mackerel!" Nakahara Nakahara was dancing, holding his wine glass, blushing, and kept cursing Osamu Dazai, "Let him--"

"Don't swear in front of children!" Natsume Takashi put one hand on Mr. Cat, who was also drunk, while coaxing Xiaokui who was a little dizzy from the smell of alcohol, "You guys should drink less!"