Yokohama Cat Cat Food Guide
Chapter 9
The new mascot of the Armed Detective Agency, Yokohama's cutest cat, Aoi, angrily occupies Edogawa Ranpo's position, eating his snacks, and still picks and chooses.
"Ponta water is not as good as Ponta!"
"Give it back to me if you don't drink it!" Mr. Ranpo, the big detective who was pushed aside, was also very angry. He sat on the sofa, resentful so much that even the background board became a sad background.
Last night was the first night of Xiaokui's stay, and a cat-cat battle broke out. In the end, Xiaokui won by a narrow margin.
Well, in fact, Aoi had the upper hand before the guardian of the two cats, Fukuzawa Yukichi, stopped them, so Aoi considered this duel to be her victory.
But Edogawa Ranpo didn't think so. If Fukuzawa Yukichi hadn't intervened, it would have been the most powerful detective who had defeated that bad cat. He had already seen the flaw.
However, the president said that Ranpo-sama is 22 years old and an adult, so he cannot have the same experience as the 14-year-old Aoi, who is still immature, and as an older teacher, Edogawa Ranpo should It is useless to learn to convince others with reason, and it is useless to compare anyone's sharp claws and teeth, especially Edogawa Ranpo's teeth are obviously not as good as Xiaokui.
Therefore, Edogawa Ranpo decided that he must show Xiaokui, an ignorant fool, how powerful he is, the pillar of the armed detective agency and the No. 1 detective in the world.
However, Xiaokui really thinks that Edogawa Ranbu is very powerful. Being able to stock up so many snacks is simply much better than the squirrel on the top of the big tree in the nearby park.Although Xiaokui has a lot of feeders, Xiaokui will work hard to eat all the stored food every time, so as not to spoil the food after a long time. Xiaokui is really amazing.
After eating a bag of potato chips and half a box of biscuits, Xiaokui was already a little full, but what she ate was only the tip of the iceberg. She lay on the table and read the newspaper that Edogawa Ranpo usually reads.
Xiaokui is literate, and her father Wu Wan No. [-] likes to read some stories to her, teach her to read, take her to recognize the words on the LED billboards on the street, and even teach her programming, but Xiaokui's programming skills Generally speaking, she is more of a coquettish, letting computers and computers take the initiative to help her. She really deserves to be the daughter of artificial intelligence, the same "artificial" intelligence.
Edogawa came over in a random step. He suppressed a smile, tried to keep a straight face, and put on a serious look, "Can Miss Cat understand?"
"Of course!" Xiaokui hummed twice, and spread the newspaper on the table, "Xiaokui can read."
"Oh, what I mean is, do you know who did the above case?" Edogawa Luanbu raised his hand and pressed his hat, "The big detective knows this kind of thing at a glance, Miss Kitty No more."
The meaning of the words is obvious, not to mention that he almost wrote the words "Quickly ask me" on his face.
"Hmph! If you don't say it, don't say it. Why are you deliberately teasing me? Besides, I don't have other channels to ask." The so-called curiosity killed the cat. The curiosity of the cat is very strong, but Xiaokui It is not so easy to be led away by Edogawa Ranpo.
"But I'm the closest to you, why don't you ask me?" Edogawa Ranbu refused, "Ask me, ask me, maybe I'll tell you."
"Then, let me ask you, where is the missing diamond mentioned in the above case?" Xiaokui pointed to the one she cared about the most, because the photos in the newspaper were very beautiful, if it was the real thing, it must be Is a KILAKILA shining diamond.
"Oh, that, you move it." Mr. Detective got up from the sofa, intending to reoccupy his "territory", sat halfway in the seat, and then said slowly, "That diamond has not disappeared at all, it is the original owner I sold it privately, slapped my face swollen and pretended to be fat, and refused to admit it, so I said it was stolen."
"Cough, at least the next case, Ranpo-sama is thirsty." Edogawa Ranpo hinted.
Reluctantly, Xiaokui opened another bottle of Bozi soda, inserted the straw and handed it to Luanbu's mouth, letting him take a big sip. Only then did he feel better and continue to tell Xiaokui the case as a riddle.
Kunikida Dopō, another investigator of the Armed Detective Agency, came in with a stack of papers and placed them in front of Aoi. The blond young man pushed his glasses up with his index finger, pulled up a chair and sat in front of them, and said solemnly: "The agency The principal has already told me that Xiaokui has never been to school before, and now she will go directly to the first year of high school, and the basic knowledge needs to be supplemented. I used to be a math teacher, and then Xiaokui's tutoring task will be handed over to me. "
In fact, Kunikida Doppo is one of the few people in the Armed Detective Agency who has gone to school, and the other one who has gone to school is the clerk Kirako Haruno.
Among the remaining people, Edogawa Ranpo was expelled from the police academy at the age of 14, and Yosano Akiko was forced to become a military doctor at the age of 11 because of his supernatural powers, and was ordered by Fukuzawa at the age of 14. Ji and Edogawa Ranbo were rescued and joined the Armed Detective Agency. After that...she didn't go to school after that, and her medical skills were all taught by herself.
So when it comes to Xiaokui's schooling, the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia are pretty much the same thing, and neither is better than the other.Even in terms of using child labor, the armed detective agency is not much different from the port mafia. No wonder AI Wu Wan No. [-] said that the armed detective agency's position is neither black nor white, but a gray area.
If you think about it, if it's pure white, the qualification review can wipe out the members of the armed detective agency.
Therefore, Kunikida Doppo is one of the few armed detective agencies who recruited according to formal procedures with high diplomas and former teachers. Even if Xiaokui doesn't want to study and wants to play with his tail, it is more than enough to discipline her.
Kunikida Doppo corrected Xiaokui's pen-holding posture, and honestly took the test papers for each subject that he specially made for her, and wrote the papers seriously.Although she has never been to school, Wu Wan No. [-] has taught her some knowledge. Wu Wan No. [-] said that he was a doctor when he was a human. Xiaokui knows that a doctor is a very high degree and is very powerful. .
Xiaokui felt that she might not be able to reach the level of a doctor, so she could at least not be a child out of school.
Edogawa was lying on the table next to her in disorder, propping his chin with one hand, eating senbei while complaining about Xiaokui: "It's the 'Shinsengumi' not the 'Mainsengumi', the captain of their first team is called ' Okita Souji' is not called 'Okita Sougo', this is common sense and you're mistaken...Well, it seems that your unreliable father taught me wrong."
"Father is very reliable, but you are not." Xiaokui murmured in a low voice, and glanced up at Kunikida Doppo. His glasses reflected white light, making it impossible to see his eyes clearly. Xiaokui shivered in fright, then buried her head Write papers.
It took Xiaokui more than an hour to finish writing the stack of papers under the background sound of Edogawa Ranpo, "Why are you afraid of Kunikida? You are not afraid of me. Ranpo-sama is much better than him."
Kunikida Doppo casually flipped through the papers. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Xiaokui's nervousness about to explode, and his heart was about to explode. He tried his best to soften his expression, took two packs of snacks from his place, and put them on In Xiaokui's hands, as expected, Xiaokui showed a satisfied smile, and the background was covered with small flowers.
Xiaokui immediately brought the snacks to Edogawa Ranpo to show off, but the other party easily pulled out a package and opened it to eat, especially eating it with a loud noise.
Xiaokui: "...QAQ"
Seeing that a cat-cat battle is about to start again, Kunikida Doppo is ready to fight at any time, and Aoi will not quarrel with Edogawa Ranpo again.
"Chuya!" Xiaokui saw Chuya Nakahara floating in the air by gravity at the window, immediately threw Edogawa Luanbu aside, ran over with arms open, climbed up the window, and stood in front of everyone. With a sound of exclamation, he rushed to Zhongya Zhongyuan.
Not only the armed detectives were frightened, but Nakahara Nakaya himself was frightened by Xiaokui.
"Are you an idiot? What if I don't catch you?" Nakahara Zhong didn't expect that after his cat was spotted by the leader, he would be told that it was a human and not a cat, and now he would have to fight with people from the Armed Detective Agency Raising a cat together, oh no, raising this little girl.
I found that Koyo Ozaki also knew that Aoi was a human, and that I, who had raised cats for several years, was the last one to know that Aoi was a human. I know it's different, but Zhongyuanzhong is still a little angry, so I came here to ask for clarification.
As a result, Xiaokui made such a foolish pounce, and Chuya Zhongya's anger was instantly extinguished.
A guy who is neither serious nor important, no wonder the leader said that her cognition is different from that of ordinary people.Zhong Yuan also thought to himself, he, the barbarian, doesn't want to be a god and wants to be a human, so it's understandable that Xiaokui doesn't want to be a human and wants to be a cat.
Zhongyuan Zhong also felt very anxious when he thought that his little kitten was going to be a human being without knowing any common sense. What if she was cheated into giving back the money just like him back then?
But in front of Xiaokui, it was easy for him to speak out. After all, although he had never gotten along with Xiaokui in human form, he had been with Xiaokui in cat form for several years. Doesn't he know Xiaokui's personality?
You can't speak ill of her, otherwise it will be a set of meow meow punches, and you have to praise and coax her.
Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed Xiaokui and fell to the ground, and was about to tell her that if she was bullied, she must tell him, but only to find that Xiaokui was still leaning on him, and her face turned red immediately.
If it was a cat lying on his shoulder like this, he didn't think it was a big deal, but if it was a girl...he stiffly pulled Xiaokui off, and then took a few steps back, keeping a safe distance to make sure Xiaokui would not She jumped up again, and then she clenched her fists on her lips and coughed lightly to cover it up: "Xiao Kui, don't jump on me casually next time, of course, you can't jump on other people casually either."
Xiaokui had a blank expression on his face, and Nakahara Zhongya continued to explain dryly: "Because men and women are different, what if a boy takes advantage of him? Think about it, what if the other party looks like a mackerel?" It’s pretty, but I’m full of water, I’m touching your fur with my hand, and I want to pull out all your cat’s hair and poke a wool felt.”
"That's so scary!" Xiaokui immediately understood, she nodded vigorously, "Understood, I won't attack people casually in the future."
"Ponta water is not as good as Ponta!"
"Give it back to me if you don't drink it!" Mr. Ranpo, the big detective who was pushed aside, was also very angry. He sat on the sofa, resentful so much that even the background board became a sad background.
Last night was the first night of Xiaokui's stay, and a cat-cat battle broke out. In the end, Xiaokui won by a narrow margin.
Well, in fact, Aoi had the upper hand before the guardian of the two cats, Fukuzawa Yukichi, stopped them, so Aoi considered this duel to be her victory.
But Edogawa Ranpo didn't think so. If Fukuzawa Yukichi hadn't intervened, it would have been the most powerful detective who had defeated that bad cat. He had already seen the flaw.
However, the president said that Ranpo-sama is 22 years old and an adult, so he cannot have the same experience as the 14-year-old Aoi, who is still immature, and as an older teacher, Edogawa Ranpo should It is useless to learn to convince others with reason, and it is useless to compare anyone's sharp claws and teeth, especially Edogawa Ranpo's teeth are obviously not as good as Xiaokui.
Therefore, Edogawa Ranpo decided that he must show Xiaokui, an ignorant fool, how powerful he is, the pillar of the armed detective agency and the No. 1 detective in the world.
However, Xiaokui really thinks that Edogawa Ranbu is very powerful. Being able to stock up so many snacks is simply much better than the squirrel on the top of the big tree in the nearby park.Although Xiaokui has a lot of feeders, Xiaokui will work hard to eat all the stored food every time, so as not to spoil the food after a long time. Xiaokui is really amazing.
After eating a bag of potato chips and half a box of biscuits, Xiaokui was already a little full, but what she ate was only the tip of the iceberg. She lay on the table and read the newspaper that Edogawa Ranpo usually reads.
Xiaokui is literate, and her father Wu Wan No. [-] likes to read some stories to her, teach her to read, take her to recognize the words on the LED billboards on the street, and even teach her programming, but Xiaokui's programming skills Generally speaking, she is more of a coquettish, letting computers and computers take the initiative to help her. She really deserves to be the daughter of artificial intelligence, the same "artificial" intelligence.
Edogawa came over in a random step. He suppressed a smile, tried to keep a straight face, and put on a serious look, "Can Miss Cat understand?"
"Of course!" Xiaokui hummed twice, and spread the newspaper on the table, "Xiaokui can read."
"Oh, what I mean is, do you know who did the above case?" Edogawa Luanbu raised his hand and pressed his hat, "The big detective knows this kind of thing at a glance, Miss Kitty No more."
The meaning of the words is obvious, not to mention that he almost wrote the words "Quickly ask me" on his face.
"Hmph! If you don't say it, don't say it. Why are you deliberately teasing me? Besides, I don't have other channels to ask." The so-called curiosity killed the cat. The curiosity of the cat is very strong, but Xiaokui It is not so easy to be led away by Edogawa Ranpo.
"But I'm the closest to you, why don't you ask me?" Edogawa Ranbu refused, "Ask me, ask me, maybe I'll tell you."
"Then, let me ask you, where is the missing diamond mentioned in the above case?" Xiaokui pointed to the one she cared about the most, because the photos in the newspaper were very beautiful, if it was the real thing, it must be Is a KILAKILA shining diamond.
"Oh, that, you move it." Mr. Detective got up from the sofa, intending to reoccupy his "territory", sat halfway in the seat, and then said slowly, "That diamond has not disappeared at all, it is the original owner I sold it privately, slapped my face swollen and pretended to be fat, and refused to admit it, so I said it was stolen."
"Cough, at least the next case, Ranpo-sama is thirsty." Edogawa Ranpo hinted.
Reluctantly, Xiaokui opened another bottle of Bozi soda, inserted the straw and handed it to Luanbu's mouth, letting him take a big sip. Only then did he feel better and continue to tell Xiaokui the case as a riddle.
Kunikida Dopō, another investigator of the Armed Detective Agency, came in with a stack of papers and placed them in front of Aoi. The blond young man pushed his glasses up with his index finger, pulled up a chair and sat in front of them, and said solemnly: "The agency The principal has already told me that Xiaokui has never been to school before, and now she will go directly to the first year of high school, and the basic knowledge needs to be supplemented. I used to be a math teacher, and then Xiaokui's tutoring task will be handed over to me. "
In fact, Kunikida Doppo is one of the few people in the Armed Detective Agency who has gone to school, and the other one who has gone to school is the clerk Kirako Haruno.
Among the remaining people, Edogawa Ranpo was expelled from the police academy at the age of 14, and Yosano Akiko was forced to become a military doctor at the age of 11 because of his supernatural powers, and was ordered by Fukuzawa at the age of 14. Ji and Edogawa Ranbo were rescued and joined the Armed Detective Agency. After that...she didn't go to school after that, and her medical skills were all taught by herself.
So when it comes to Xiaokui's schooling, the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia are pretty much the same thing, and neither is better than the other.Even in terms of using child labor, the armed detective agency is not much different from the port mafia. No wonder AI Wu Wan No. [-] said that the armed detective agency's position is neither black nor white, but a gray area.
If you think about it, if it's pure white, the qualification review can wipe out the members of the armed detective agency.
Therefore, Kunikida Doppo is one of the few armed detective agencies who recruited according to formal procedures with high diplomas and former teachers. Even if Xiaokui doesn't want to study and wants to play with his tail, it is more than enough to discipline her.
Kunikida Doppo corrected Xiaokui's pen-holding posture, and honestly took the test papers for each subject that he specially made for her, and wrote the papers seriously.Although she has never been to school, Wu Wan No. [-] has taught her some knowledge. Wu Wan No. [-] said that he was a doctor when he was a human. Xiaokui knows that a doctor is a very high degree and is very powerful. .
Xiaokui felt that she might not be able to reach the level of a doctor, so she could at least not be a child out of school.
Edogawa was lying on the table next to her in disorder, propping his chin with one hand, eating senbei while complaining about Xiaokui: "It's the 'Shinsengumi' not the 'Mainsengumi', the captain of their first team is called ' Okita Souji' is not called 'Okita Sougo', this is common sense and you're mistaken...Well, it seems that your unreliable father taught me wrong."
"Father is very reliable, but you are not." Xiaokui murmured in a low voice, and glanced up at Kunikida Doppo. His glasses reflected white light, making it impossible to see his eyes clearly. Xiaokui shivered in fright, then buried her head Write papers.
It took Xiaokui more than an hour to finish writing the stack of papers under the background sound of Edogawa Ranpo, "Why are you afraid of Kunikida? You are not afraid of me. Ranpo-sama is much better than him."
Kunikida Doppo casually flipped through the papers. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Xiaokui's nervousness about to explode, and his heart was about to explode. He tried his best to soften his expression, took two packs of snacks from his place, and put them on In Xiaokui's hands, as expected, Xiaokui showed a satisfied smile, and the background was covered with small flowers.
Xiaokui immediately brought the snacks to Edogawa Ranpo to show off, but the other party easily pulled out a package and opened it to eat, especially eating it with a loud noise.
Xiaokui: "...QAQ"
Seeing that a cat-cat battle is about to start again, Kunikida Doppo is ready to fight at any time, and Aoi will not quarrel with Edogawa Ranpo again.
"Chuya!" Xiaokui saw Chuya Nakahara floating in the air by gravity at the window, immediately threw Edogawa Luanbu aside, ran over with arms open, climbed up the window, and stood in front of everyone. With a sound of exclamation, he rushed to Zhongya Zhongyuan.
Not only the armed detectives were frightened, but Nakahara Nakaya himself was frightened by Xiaokui.
"Are you an idiot? What if I don't catch you?" Nakahara Zhong didn't expect that after his cat was spotted by the leader, he would be told that it was a human and not a cat, and now he would have to fight with people from the Armed Detective Agency Raising a cat together, oh no, raising this little girl.
I found that Koyo Ozaki also knew that Aoi was a human, and that I, who had raised cats for several years, was the last one to know that Aoi was a human. I know it's different, but Zhongyuanzhong is still a little angry, so I came here to ask for clarification.
As a result, Xiaokui made such a foolish pounce, and Chuya Zhongya's anger was instantly extinguished.
A guy who is neither serious nor important, no wonder the leader said that her cognition is different from that of ordinary people.Zhong Yuan also thought to himself, he, the barbarian, doesn't want to be a god and wants to be a human, so it's understandable that Xiaokui doesn't want to be a human and wants to be a cat.
Zhongyuan Zhong also felt very anxious when he thought that his little kitten was going to be a human being without knowing any common sense. What if she was cheated into giving back the money just like him back then?
But in front of Xiaokui, it was easy for him to speak out. After all, although he had never gotten along with Xiaokui in human form, he had been with Xiaokui in cat form for several years. Doesn't he know Xiaokui's personality?
You can't speak ill of her, otherwise it will be a set of meow meow punches, and you have to praise and coax her.
Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed Xiaokui and fell to the ground, and was about to tell her that if she was bullied, she must tell him, but only to find that Xiaokui was still leaning on him, and her face turned red immediately.
If it was a cat lying on his shoulder like this, he didn't think it was a big deal, but if it was a girl...he stiffly pulled Xiaokui off, and then took a few steps back, keeping a safe distance to make sure Xiaokui would not She jumped up again, and then she clenched her fists on her lips and coughed lightly to cover it up: "Xiao Kui, don't jump on me casually next time, of course, you can't jump on other people casually either."
Xiaokui had a blank expression on his face, and Nakahara Zhongya continued to explain dryly: "Because men and women are different, what if a boy takes advantage of him? Think about it, what if the other party looks like a mackerel?" It’s pretty, but I’m full of water, I’m touching your fur with my hand, and I want to pull out all your cat’s hair and poke a wool felt.”
"That's so scary!" Xiaokui immediately understood, she nodded vigorously, "Understood, I won't attack people casually in the future."
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