Yokohama Cat Cat Food Guide

Osamu Dazai hates dogs, so after he became a cat fan, he felt that it was okay. As long as it is not a dog, cats are still acceptable to him.

That's why Akutagawa Ryunosuke is called "the mad dog that doesn't bark", which is quite a step on Dazai Osamu's thunder point. He is obviously a disciple brought out by him, but the name includes a dog he doesn't like.But Akutagawa Ryunosuke is a strong man, just as he doesn't know what Dazai likes, he also doesn't know what Dazai hates, and he thinks that he can get Dazai's approval by making a name for himself.

How could it be possible, if his title was "The Big Cat That Doesn't Bark", Osamu Dazai might still be... rolling on the ground laughing, and mocking him fiercely.

In short, Osamu Dazai doesn't like dogs. If Xiaokui was adopted by Chuya Nakahara in the image of a dog instead of a cat, then the encounter with Osamu Dazai might be another story.

There is a dog at the station. Although it is not a gimmick like cat stationmaster or dog stationmaster like some stations, it is still welcomed by everyone. Usually, the staff who take care of it at the station will lock it at the door with a leash , Fill the dog bowl in front of it with dog food, and occasionally tourists will feed it and put food next to the dog bowl.

Osamu Dazai was extremely displeased with this popular dog. When he was a human being, he could scold the dog for half an hour through the fence; The length of the leash is not long enough, the dog can only be stuck on the edge of the pillar and bark at him, leisurely walks gracefully, and eats all its food under the dog's incredible eyes.

Dog food is not tasty, not as good as cat food, but it is worth it to make a silly dog ​​look pitiful.

Xiaokui didn't understand why the dog at the station kept barking at Dazai Osamu as soon as he approached the station. Once, after listening to Kunikida Doppo's words to find Osamu Dazai who missed work, he saw the dog at the station yelling at Osamu Dazai. Barking wildly, she thought it was the bad dog trying to bully them, her ears drooped due to the dog's barking, and turned into flying ears. .

Osamu Dazai was afraid that she would get lost at the station again, so he stopped bullying the dog and went to look for Xiaokui who was running around. Finally, he saw Xiaokui running on the train to Tokyo. Fortunately, he followed Otherwise, Xiaokui will get lost on the way to find him, and he will be attacked by the two elders, Sakunosuke Oda and Doppo Kunikida.

super scary.

Osamu Dazai resolutely refused to admit that Xiaokui followed him because he was worried about being a parent. Finally, he found a shivering cat ball under a car seat, so when he arrived in Tokyo, Dazai Zhizhi didn't let Xiaokui take the return bus back immediately, but took her around Tokyo.

Tokyo is the capital of Japan, and it can be said to be the most prosperous place in Japan. Compared with Yokohama, which experienced the Kaguto Incident, Radium Bowl Street, and the tyranny of the former port mafia leader and the leading war a few years ago, it is more advanced. It's more than one or two points. After all, even the special concession of the economically open port cannot afford such troubles again and again.

Xiaokui drank the grape-flavored ponta specially sponsored by the uncle of the vending machine at the station, and she had already calmed down. Osamu Dazai said he would take her to play, so she naturally followed behind him.

There are many interesting places in Tokyo, but some places do not allow cats to enter. Osamu Dazai can enter various clubs at will now, no longer than when he was a man.But what makes Osamu Dazai most regretful is that he can't enter the bar because Xiaokui is underage. Although Osamu Dazai himself started drinking when he was underage, he doesn't want to spoil Xiaokui.

Who knows how much Xiaokui's drinking capacity is, the former partner is a person with poor wine taste, and the disciple pours one glass, Dazai Osamu no longer wants to guess what Xiaokui will look like after drinking, but he I know, if other people find out about Xiaokui's drinking, and if others don't say anything, the current temporary partner Kunikida Doppo will strangle him first.

At that time, Osamu Dazai, who still had the idea of ​​dying in love with others, did not want to die at the hands of men, so although he really wanted to go in and have a drink or two, after all, the wine in the HOMRA bar could smell the aroma outside, which made people very greedy. But he restrained himself.

I saw a girl wearing a red dress in the bar. It was the little loli that Mori Ogai liked. He held a red glass ball in front of his eyes, looked at them through the red glass ball, and ran towards them. When he came over, he called Xiaokui and ran away from the HOMRA bar.

There are still underage girls in the bar. There is something wrong with this bar, although the wine is quite fragrant.

Osamu Dazai knew at a glance that the loli who discovered them was not an ordinary person, but he was not afraid of the supernatural beings in the bar, but he still had to take care of Xiaokui, so he could only urge Xiaokui who wanted to eat to run away with him. That bar is far away.

Xiao Kui, who originally wanted to show off her cuteness to that little loli, not only didn't get any food, but also ran a long way after playing for a long time. When Xiao Kui lay down on the ground, she didn't want to move anymore, like a waste The appearance of a cat.

So in the end, it was Osamu Dazai who came out and got her a pot of bone biscuits, which gave her the strength to get up and go home with Osamu Dazai, back to Yokohama.

However, the basin containing the bone biscuits seems to belong to the owner. Sometimes Xiaokui will accept food from caring people who like to feed stray cats. It is better to return such a basin to them. It will be okay after washing it next time. Feed it to other cats.

Just don’t want the bone biscuits. It is recommended to change to small biscuits with cat paw prints next time.

Then Xiaokui saw Osamu Dazai turn his face away, looking at the sky and the earth but not at her.

"Ugh..."

Xiaokui heard the sound faintly, followed the sound, turned a corner, and saw a small Shiba Inu tied up tightly with a leash in the yard of a family, and even its mouth was wrapped twice, so that it could not move. Wang made a sound, but could only whine, trying to call the master to make decisions for it.

Xiao Kui saw a round mark about the size of the pot she had just used on the place in front of the kennel next to the little Shiba Inu. It was obvious that there was something there not long ago, and she understood it instantly.

She took the dog bowl to the yard, but she didn't dare to accept the tied up little Shiba Inu too much, for fear that the little Shiba Inu would explode SEED in anger and break free from the leash, and then she and Osamu Dazai would play GG together.

After that, Xiaokui called Osamu Dazai non-stop to return to Yokohama, and has never been to Tokyo again.

But they never expected that they didn't go to Tokyo, but the suffering master came to Yokohama to find them.

Although Osamu Dazai is the principal offender, Aoi is also an accomplice.

Xiaokui hid behind Saiki Kusuo, glanced at the little Shiba Inu who tilted her head and looked at her, then at the unknown dog owner Tetsuya Kuroko, and finally took out her wallet.She counted out a few bills, and was about to hand them to Heizi Tetsuya, but she was afraid of the dog and silently retreated behind Saiki Kusuo, not daring to approach, holding the money and handing it to Heizi Tetsuya through the wall of Saiki Kusuo .

"Buy, buy something delicious for your dog." Xiaokui's hands were shaking.

Kuroko Tetsuya:"……"

Heizi Tetsuya looked back at his team member Vulcan Taiga who had climbed down from the vending machine, and wondered if he just deliberately used Tetsuya No. 2 to tease Vulcan Taiga and made the girl scared.

Although his grades are mediocre and his sense of presence is so low that it is easy for the teacher to ignore his papers in the exam, he has always been a good student. He can't do things like bullying girls and bullying them to other schools, so he waved his hand and refused. , "No, I can't take your money."

Hei Zizhe picked up Zheye No. 2, took two steps back, and saw that Xiaokui was not trembling so much.

Xiaokui thought, why doesn't the sufferer want her compensation?Do you want to tie up Osamu Dazai?No, Osamu Dazai has hurt his butt now, if he is tied up, it will not be good for him to recuperate.

Saiki Kusuo, who has been listening to the theater in Xiaokui's head: [...] Have you ever thought that the other party didn't recognize you at all?

Saiki Kusuo held back Xiaokui's words, asked her to put away the money, and transmitted it to her head with a voice that only she could hear, 【This dog owner doesn't know that you and Osamu Dazai bullied his dog, But don't let Osamu Dazai appear in front of this dog, it has already remembered the taste of Osamu Dazai, and will definitely bite him next time it sees Osamu Dazai. 】

When Xiaokui heard that he was about to bite Osamu Dazai, she couldn't help thinking of the little Shiba Inu viciously biting Meow Dazai's ass, and the miserable Dazai Meow shed two tears of kelp and fell to the ground...

Saiki Kusuo: [...] Let go of Osamu Dazai's ass, why do you think of Osamu Dazai's ass when you say bite, his ass can no longer bear other injuries.

[I'll help you buy a box of bone biscuits in a while, but don't give it to the dog owner, and put it in his house secretly, otherwise he will definitely ask you why you have to pay for his dog to buy bone biscuits. ] Saiki Kusuo confessed to Xiaokui, lest she make some misleading actions again, and it seems that the young man has already reflected on himself there.

However, the tall boy behind him was actually more afraid of dogs than Xiaokui, and Hei Zizhe also took good care of the dogs and stopped scaring him, which is considered a good deed.

Saiki Kusuo was still planning to sue Oda Sakunosuke, Dazai Osamu dared to let Xiaokui eat bone biscuits, what if the dog bowl was dirty?How can you be so casual, Xiaokui is a very delicate cat!

He mentally calculated Xiaokui's situation in those few days, and finally concluded that Xiaokui lost 0.8g of weight after eating the bone biscuits that day, and he ruthlessly pinned the blame on Osamu Dazai.

"Dining together?" When Saiki Kusuo was brainstorming, Akashi Seijuro had already struck up a conversation with Aoi.

"Yes, although other people can't thank you face to face, at least let me thank you." Akashi Seijuro said, "If Tetsuya No. 2, please don't worry, I will find a store that can store pets."

"Okay, but we'll have to wait a little longer, our game isn't over yet." Xiaokui agreed.

Kusuo Saiki came back to his senses: […] Well, it’s a good thing he’s here, otherwise this cat would be too easy to be tricked by people with food.