Yokohama Cat Cat Food Guide

Osamu Dazai was lying on the table with his paws in his mouth, watching Sakunosuke Oda finish the manuscript. Aoi moved a chair and sat next to him dozing off. The editor, Mr. Xiaofeng, was leisurely holding a cup of cat milk and licking it in small mouthfuls. , there is still a drop of cat's milk hanging from the cat's whiskers.

As for Oda Sakunosuke, he swept away the image of a Buddhist youth in Dazai Osamu's heart, and tied a ribbon on his forehead that said "hard work", his eyes were lowered, and his eyes were focused on the manuscript, but... It was too late to fall.

To be honest, Osamu Dazai just wants to laugh all over the floor now, after all, Oda Sakunosuke's contrasting and cute appearance is really too rare.But for Xiaokui, she is used to it. When Oda Sakunosuke chased those bloody gossip manuscripts before, he was even more mature than he is now, chasing the most bloody manuscripts with the most calm expression.

Oda Sakunosuke is not a qualified draft machine. He gave up being a killer because he read a book by Natsume Soseki and chose a life of not killing people. Although he broke the precept at the last moment of his life, he can also prove that He is a very patient person in order to be able to write qualified novels.

But at the same time, if there is no inspiration, he really can't squeeze out a drop, and almost stares a hole in the paper, without writing a single word.

The little black cat has turned over several times. He quietly moved to Xiaokui's side, stretched out his paw, and pushed Xiaokui's arm that was supporting his face. Looking around, he yawned after finding nothing unusual, stretched himself, and lay down on the table again.

She didn't bother Oda Sakunosuke who was still thinking, and asked Osamu Dazai in a low voice: "Dazai, when shall we have dinner?"

Although Xiaokui ate a lot at the Sweet Cat Cafe, if that was afternoon tea, it would be dinner time now.Because she had to take care of Oda Sakunosuke who met her friend but couldn't communicate, Aoi called Fukuzawa Yukichi and said she couldn't go back for dinner.

She also heard a loud "hum" in the background of the phone, and she knew who it was from.

"Should I go out to eat or order takeaway?" Xiaokui began to think about which restaurant to eat, and Dazai Osamu also began to think about which restaurant would allow cats to enter, and there would be delicious crabs.

Oda Sakunosuke, who had been struggling with the manuscript, raised his head, his eyes were slightly bright, he glanced at the editor, Mr. Xiaofeng hesitantly, and asked, "Why don't we go get a material together?"

Oda Sakunosuke wrote a food column, and Mr. Xiaofeng didn't stop him. After all, he had been following Oda Sakunosuke for a long time, and he knew what kind of temperament Oda Sakunosuke was, so he agreed.

By the way, he also came to get a profile.

Hell is very interested in this world, and sometimes it will take action in this world, not just on Menglan Festival, because sometimes the ghosts of hell will go to this world to buy materials, and sometimes there will be exchanges between Eastern Hell and Western Hell Will open in this world.

If it weren't for the large audience, the publishing house would not have set up a food column in the present world. Hell can receive TV signals in the present world, and there are even TV programs that directly get interviews in the present world, so it is necessary to come regularly. Only by collecting materials from the present world can there be novel materials.

So, originally it was Xiaokui who wanted to have a meal, but it turned out that Oda Sakunosuke and Mr. Xiaofeng were more active than her.

Mr. Xiaofeng took out the pill, which is specially made by hell. After taking it, people in this world will regard them as ordinary human beings.He and Oda Sakunosuke had one each, and Oda Sakunosuke specially changed his blood-stained clothes for this reason.

However, in the eyes of Xiaokui and Osamu Dazai, apart from Mr. Xiaofeng suddenly becoming a person, Oda Sakunosuke has not changed much.But Dazai Osamu was much more careful than Xiaokui, he stared at Xiaofeng's put away medicine bottle, and at Oda Sakunosuke.

Oda Sakunosuke also thought that he was unwilling to walk. Xiaokui was like this usually. After turning into a cat, she felt tired after walking a few steps and needed someone to carry her to walk.

He expressed his understanding, after all, the cat's Jiojio is so small, walking will definitely be tiring.

However, Osamu Dazai was just observing the effect of the medicine, and when he was hugged by his best friend at first, he was about to explode with embarrassment.

However, after seeing Xiaokui's envious look, he quickly lost his integrity, lying in the arms of Oda Sakunosuke, with a pitiful look of "he is super weak", the cat with two tails is Oda again As the editor of Sakunosuke, the only person who needs to compete for favor is Xiaokui, a cat.

Osamu Dazai remembers that in the sweet cat coffee shop, the owner Tachika Fujimaru has fluffy troubles every day. No matter how cute cats are, it is troublesome if there are too many cats. It is difficult to pet one by one, so there are a bunch of them. The scene where the cat sucks back on the shopkeeper.At that time, Dazai Osamu was still watching the excitement. If he himself became a member of this group, he should act first and become the most favored kitten in the Oda family.

Because he could see the dead Oda Sakunosuke, Dazai Osamu forgot that he was originally a human being, but, just as justice and evil are the same for him, being a man and being a cat are the same for him It's the same, but Zuo is still alive in this oxidized world, there is no difference.But he would be more at ease if he had close friends by his side.

Yes, he just wanted to forget his former friend Ango Sakaguchi on purpose. Ango Sakaguchi lived a social life in the Secret Service Division where he didn’t have to go to work. Now he still has to worry about his disappearance. It’s okay to worry, even Dazai Even if Osamu Dazai is missing, he has to work overtime to clean up his files, because according to Osamu Dazai's past "records", even if he doesn't come as planned, he can still complete the task perfectly.

Ango Sakaguchi has confidence in Osamu Dazai, but he also forgot that Osamu Dazai is not only outstanding in ability, but also has outstanding ability to skip shifts. He can skip shifts for three days and catch fish for three days in seven days a week. He works.

So, following Xiaokui's father, No. [-] Wumaru, there is another little black cat in Yokohama who just wants to find a shit-shoveling officer for Xiaokui. , when the time comes, Xiaokui may not even care about coming to Sakunosuke Oda to eat here.Dazai Osamu has promised Oda Sakunosuke to be a good person, even if he becomes a cat, he still wants to be a good cat, and he will not use violent means to make Xiaokui disappear from Oda's house.

Besides, he was so ruthless and merciless when he was a gangster, and he was cheated by Xiaokui so many times, but he still didn't get back his place, and he won't now.

Osamu Dazai took a sneaky look at Xiaokui, and thought: For the sake of her calling him brother meow, besides not being allowed to compete with him, he can give her some soup from canned crabs, um, he treats her very nice.

There are so many restaurants and snack bars in the commercial street, it is dizzying, but it is easy to make a choice, because Osamu Dazai is lying on the door of a seafood restaurant, so they chose the one according to Osamu Dazai’s wishes in order not to attract attention. shop.

As soon as he entered the door, Osamu Dazai coquettishly asked Xiaokui to order crabs for him, because she was the richest among them.Not to mention Sakunosuke Oda, Mr. Xiaofeng is money, but it is money, and Osamu Dazai is a kitten with a clean pocket and face.

Of course, it was the same when he was a human being.

Xiaokui has a black card, and Wu Wan No. [-]'s father gave it to her. After swiping the card smartly, a large table of seafood feast was served.Xiaokui raised her chopsticks, Xiaofeng raised her camera, Oda Sakunosuke took out a notebook and a pen, and Dazai Osamu put his claws directly on the largest crab.

However, the other hand was also holding down the crab, and Osamu Dazai failed to get the crab. When he raised his head, he saw an old man he didn't know.

The back of the old man's head was layered and strange, looking like a monster.

No, when did this old man enter their private room?

Dazai Osamu hurriedly called for foreign aid, "Odasaku, help me quickly."

But he forgot that Sakunosuke Oda couldn't understand what he said. He heard a meow and looked over blankly, "Dazai, is your meat pad caught by a crab?"

Osamu Dazai: "..." Why don't you care about his paws and pay special attention to the pads?

So he turned to Xiaokui for help, "Xiaokui, this guy robbed us of crabs!"

"Who will grab our crabs?" Xiaokui was entangled with the fish with her chopsticks. She only learned how to use chopsticks with Edogawa Ranpo this year. The delicate operation of pinching fishbone is still very difficult for her. Giving up the chopsticks and going straight to the paws, I heard Dazai Osamu's voice, and saw an old man with a familiar back of his head grabbing crabs with the little black cat.

"who are you?"

Xiao Kui's question made another ghost and a cat in the private room look over again, they were stunned by coincidence, and finally the well-informed Mr. Xiao Feng recognized each other.

"This skillful operation of rubbing rice must be a slippery ghost." In fact, he wanted to say that the one who can grow such a back of the head must be a slippery ghost!

Slick ghost, also known as guest god, is a kind of monster that can go to other people's homes to eat and drink, and can confuse others into thinking that they are guests.

He looked around at the people staring at him, patted his head, tilted his head, stuck out his tongue, "It's revealed."

It looks like a mentally retarded old man, but the slippery ghost is the leader of the Japanese Kanto monsters, and he is really mentally retarded if he really treats him as a mentally retarded old man.

However, those present were not ordinary people, especially Osamu Dazai. After he became a cat, his disposition changed to that of a cat. He had already taken advantage of being cute and coquettish, and now he wanted to take his favorite food from him. Crab?Don't even think about it.

While the slippery ghost was pretending to be stupid, he grabbed the crab they had snatched and put it into his bowl, and stuck out his tongue at the slippery ghost, and then when the slippery ghost looked over, he pretended to be "you stare at me, I'm so scared" " look.

The slippery ghost couldn't get the crabs, so he was pitiful. He glanced at Xiaokui, "Little guy, have you forgotten that you were at my house back then? The tricky expert slippery was caught by the crab, this is really a slippery ghost." Shame, this old man is really miserable, woo woo woo—"

Xiaokui suddenly realized: "So, Grandpa, do you want to come back after almost ten years?"

The slippery ghost choked, he just happened to see a familiar little guy coming over for a meal. Isn't it normal for a slippery ghost to eat a meal? After almost ten years, I still deliberately ran back and forth.

But, you have to be thick-skinned in order to get food.

So regardless of whether it was true or not, the slippery ghost readily responded, "Yes, can't you? After all, this old man taught you how to make rice, and you must let you, a little girl, know that a mountain is still as high as a mountain."

As he spoke, he dodged, slipped to Xiaokui's side, snatched away her fish, held it high and smiled triumphantly, "It's here!"

Xiaokui: "..." Okay, you won.