Yokohama Cat Cat Food Guide

Purple smoke, this thing seems to have been seen a long time ago.Xiao Kui, who was forced to time travel while brushing her teeth, thought so.

Originally not quite sober and a little dazed, Xiao Kui, who was used to brushing her teeth with half-closed eyes, realized after a long time that she was not in her own bathroom.

The room she is in now is dark, but fortunately, the cat's night vision ability is very good, and Xiaokui's night vision ability is also first-class, so the dark environment does not affect her observation of the surrounding situation.

This is a strange office, the simple desks and chairs are full of documents, the rest of the furniture is missing, the windows are sealed tightly, and Xiaokui wonders if she has broken into someone's secret room by mistake.

But Xiaokui saw an acquaintance here - Osamu Dazai.

Originally, the room was pitch-black, and Osamu Dazai was also dressed in black. If it wasn't for Xiaokui's good night vision, he wouldn't be able to see him.

"Dazai." Xiaokui grabbed the toothbrush and ran to his side, "What are you doing?"

"I'm waiting for you." Dazai Osamu smiled, and closed the book. This behavior of reading in the dark made Xiaokui feel that the other party's brain had finally lost his mind.

Xiaokui despised Osamu Dazai for a while, then went to find the light switch to turn on the light.

The electric light came on, Osamu Dazai didn't seem to be used to the bright light, he covered the light with his hand, narrowed his eyes, opened them after a while, and waved to Xiaokui as if nothing happened, as if to tease He greeted Xiaokui like a cat, "What would Xiaokui want for breakfast? I'll ask someone to bring it for you."

Under the bright light, Osamu Dazai saw Xiaokui's face clearly, and then laughed out loud, "Xiaokui, you still have toothpaste foam on your face, what a dirty little cat."

"Who am I doing this because of?" Xiaokui threw the toothbrush away, rushed over and gave Osamu Dazai a meow punch, and then bit his arm.

Hey, why is there no meat in the bite?

By the way, Xiaokui wiped the white toothpaste foam from her mouth onto Dazai Osamu's sleeve, then let go of her mouth, stretched out her hand and pinched Dazai Osamu's arm, and under Dazai Osamu's playful gaze, silently let go and stepped aside.

"Ah, I remembered that I have something to do, so I'll take a step first." Xiaokui finally sensed that something was wrong with Dazai Osamu, and hurriedly wanted to get out of the way.

It's a pity that it was a step too late, Dazai Osamu grabbed Xiaokui's back collar with a flick of his slender arm. When Xiaokui turned into a cat, the back of her neck was used to being pulled, but now she is just being grabbed by the back collar, and she is honestly not happy. Dare to struggle, but was arrested by Osamu Dazai.

"Is there a big difference between me and me in another world?" Osamu Dazai put Xiaokui aside, and watched Xiaokui shrink into the corner aggrieved, "Even you can see the difference."

Osamu Dazai originally wanted to say that a fool like Xiaokui didn't even notice the abnormality through time and space, but it was amazing that he was the first to notice the abnormality in him.

Logically speaking, he should be about the same as the other Osamu Dazai, plus he deliberately concealed it. For a big-hearted guy like Xiaokui, if he wants to worry about it, he should first worry about how to get from his bathroom to his office.

But Xiaokui has long been used to this situation where she ran to another place in the blink of an eye. Who made her have a boyfriend with superpowers?In the morning, when superpowers are most likely to be missed, although Saiki Kusuo has become more and more able to control his superpowers, there are still occasional situations where superpowers are missed.

It’s not bad to find myself in another place in the morning. Sometimes Xiaokui wakes up in the morning and finds that she is still in the original bed, but the walls of the room have collapsed, and the house with a radius of a hundred miles has collapsed. .

So after a long time, Xiaokui has long since become calm, but Dazai Osamu is not the Dazai Osamu she knew that surprised her even more.

After all, the relationship between her and Osamu Dazai got better after getting along slowly. Earlier, when Osamu Dazai bullied Chuya Nakahara, he would bully her as well. Xiaokui was particularly worried about Osamu Dazai. Seeing that Saiki Kusuo and Nakahara Chuna bullied her when they were not around.

"What's the difference between me and him, is it so obvious?" Osamu Dazai was still struggling with the difference.

Xiao Kui was so annoyed that she took two steps back and leaned against the wall, and replied in a low voice, "Because Dazai looks thin, but he actually has a lot of flesh."

Seeing how thin the Osamu Dazai in front of me is, is that still her shameless and lazy Dazai Daddy?Osamu Dazai in her family is tall, so it is not obvious that there is more meat, and Osamu Dazai is very persistent in eating.

Speaking of eating, Osamu Dazai may be the person who has the most research on crabs in Yokohama. Sometimes he will skip work in the morning to go to the market to pick fresh crabs, and even cook crabs by himself.

When Oda Sakunosuke made Osamu Dazai jealous, Dazai was almost suffocated, and his flesh has not been reduced. Now Dazai in front of him doesn't even have any flesh on his arm. Xiaokui knows it when he bites .

Because Osamu Dazai usually annoys Xiaokui, Xiaokui will greet him with meow fists. Yokohama knows how much weight Dazai has, except that he is also alone with Kunikida in the middle of the Central Plains. , counting Xiaokui.

Dazai Osamu who is thin and has no meat: "..."

"Am I so much thinner than him?" Osamu Dazai touched his arm in disbelief. Due to years of overtime work and irregular diet, Osamu Dazai was indeed very thin, but he didn't usually pay attention to this aspect.

Xiaokui nodded.

"At first, I wanted to pretend to be him to approach you...forget it." Dazai Osamu said helplessly, and then saw Xiaokui who was leaning against the wall seemed to be sore, and sat on the ground coquettishly, as if she had completely forgotten Just now I was terrified of what happened to Osamu Dazai.

What a forgetful guy.

The floor of Osamu Dazai's office is covered with thick carpets, so even if Aoi sits on the floor, she is not afraid of getting her skirt dirty.

However, Osamu Dazai politely gave up his seat, "Do you want to take my seat?"

"Yeah!" Xiaokui immediately got up from the ground and sat on the seat where Osamu Dazai had just sat.

The position of the leader of Mafia at the port was just taken by this simple child, and Xiaokui asked Osamu Dazai, "Didn't you just say that you want someone to deliver breakfast? I want to eat steamed buns!"

Osamu Dazai: "...Okay, no problem."

He could see that even though Xiaokui knew Dazai Osamu from another world when he was still in the port of Mafia, she had never seen the dark and cruel side of Dazai Osamu because of Nakahara Chuya's protection. Get along with Osamu Dazai who has been cleansed and walked under the sun, so he is not afraid of him at all.

It's even easy to evoke Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai, who has been in the cold for a long time and is very lonely, is a little envious of himself in another world. Although his best friend Oda Sakunosuke has not been rescued, but even if he becomes a ghost and goes to hell as a jailer, he is still stationed in this world all the time. From time to time We can have a little party.

And what about himself?He tried his best to become the leader of the port Mafia, and then gradually drifted away from everyone. Although he achieved the goal of protecting Oda Sakunosuke, he was different from other worlds he saw from the "book". Oda Sakunosuke became friends.

Now Sakunosuke Oda, who has become a member of the Armed Detective Agency as planned by Osamu Dazai, if he mentions Osamu Dazai, he should regard Osamu Dazai as an enemy.

That's why Osamu Dazai is even more jealous of himself in another world.Accompanied by friends, you can still be lazy and fish at ordinary times, unlike him who has endless files to process.

It is also true that Osamu Dazai will keep trying to pull Xiaokui from another world to the world he is in. He is really too lonely, and there is no one around him who can confide his troubles, even the most trusted The former partner Nakahara was also not allowed to tell him his plan.

He also wanted a cute thing to heal himself. When he saw himself sucking cats in another world, Osamu Dazai wanted to replace it with his own body.

What?Another of my superpowers is also [Disqualification in the World]. Even if Xiaokui turns into a cat, Osamu Dazai will cancel the other party's supernatural power if he touches it. Can't he suck cats?

No no no, although you can't suck cats, you can still suck the cute cat girl who will stare at people with a look of "what are you doing, shit shoveler", not to mention that Xiaokui was tricked by another self to call him dad Compared with the joy of raising cats plus the joy of raising cubs, that is double the happiness!

Osamu Dazai also wants to bully (strike out) the silly boy who can be stupefied by him for a while, but will continue to trust him when he tricks her next time. Pile it under his desk, show it to him while he's at work, and then slip him a piece of crab bread when he actually looks at it, foolishly thinking it will piss him off.

Except for occasionally being able to oppress Zhongya Zhongyuan, and Chuya Zhongye, in view of the strict hierarchy of the port Mafia, he can only dare not speak out, and it is meaningless to bully him.

The work of expanding the port of Mafia took up too much of Osamu Dazai's time, even his normal work and rest time. Even talking about bullying Nakahara was meaningless, and Osamu Dazai hadn't teased his old partner for a long time.

He really endured it for a long time.

In his world, there is no Aoi. Osamu Dazai has checked carefully. Nakahara has never raised a cat, and Yokohama does not have a cat like Aoi. Natsume Soseki’s son’s family was as early as 18 He died years ago in the revenge of his enemies.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai is not worried at all about the mutual repulsion of peers when he pulls Xiaokui over from another world.

Seeing Xiaokui appearing in front of him in a daze, Osamu Dazai, who originally had no hope but just tried routinely, immediately thought of the next arrangement.

Well, let's start with feeding!